Here’s a question for you: why did the Chinese government ban Oasis’ dates in Shanghai and Beijing in April?
A. Because Noel Gallagher played at a “Free Tibet” concert in the United States in 1997.
B. The Chinese President, Hu Jintao, thinks Noel is a douche.
C. The Chinese promoter ran out of money.
D. At a high-level meeting of the Chinese Communist Party, it was decided that they couldn’t possibly allow a band to play in their country, whose most recent album only received a 4.9 from Pitchfork.
If you answered A and/or C, then you are correct (although B would be perfectly understandable and D merely proof of Pitchfork’s diabolical plan for global domination over, err, music critique).
The reasons for the cancellation of Oasis’ gigs are mysterious to say the least. At first, it appeared the Chinese government was pissed off at Noel’s appearance at a “Free Tibet” event on Randall’s Island in New York in 1997. This led to an equally pissed off Oasis, who argued in a statement that “the licensing and immigration process for the two shows had been fully and successfully complied with well before the shows went on sale.”
The next day, however, a promoter from Beijing All Culture Communication Co Ltd telephoned Reuters to say the gigs were cancelled because of the “tough economic situation.” This was backed up by the Chinese Foreign Ministry -- although spokesman Qin Gang said the government was still investigating.
Nevertheless, it seems quite clear the Chinese government is up to its old tricks again. Oasis claim their promoter is Ticketmaster China and “the shows had each already sold in excess of 3,500 tickets and were on course to sell out.” Which doesn’t correspond with the Beijing All Culture Communication Co Ltd promoter’s version of events (apparently, this event company usually “promotes more ballet and traditional Chinese concerts than rock concerts”…).
Despite the Chinese spin and fairly pathetic attempts to save face, I can’t help but think the government has done its citizens a massive favor here. Oasis haven’t been good in over 10 years; the last thing the Chinese need are a bunch of obnoxious, loud-mouthed Brits playing crappy music on their home soil. Now we just need Obama to follow this excellent example and ban Coldplay’s U.S. tour in July!
03.18.09 - Nagoya, Japan - Nihon Gaishi Hall
03.20.09 - Tokyo, Japan - Makuhari Messe Hall 8
03.22.09 - Sapporo, Japan - Makomanai Ice Arena
03.24.09 - Osaka, Japan - Intex Osaka
03.25.09 - Osaka, Japan - Intex Osaka
03.28.09 - Tokyo, Japan - Makhuari Messe Hall 9
03.29.09 - Tokyo, Japan - Makuhari Messe Hall 9
04.01.09 - Seoul, South Korea - Olympic Gym 1
04.03.09 - Beijing, China - Beijing Capital Arena
04.05.09 - Shanghai, China - Shanghai Grand Stage
04.07.09 - Hong Kong, China - AsiaWorld Arena
04.10.09 - Johannesburg, South Africa - Newmarket Racecourse
04.13.09 - Cape Town, South Africa - Cape Town Ostrich Farm
06.04.09 - Manchester, England - Heaton Park
06.06.09 - Manchester, England - Heaton Park
06.07.09 - Manchester, England - Heaton Park
06.10.09 - Sunderland, England - Stadium of Light
06.12.09 - Cardiff, Wales - Millennium Stadium
06.17.09 - Edinburgh, Scotland - Murrayfield
06.20.09 - Slane, Ireland - Slane Castle
07.02.09 - Werchter, Belgium - Rock Werchter Festival
07.03.09 - Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival
07.09.09 - London, England - Wembley Stadium
07.11.09 - London, England - Wembley Stadium
07.12.09 - London, England - Wembley Stadium
07.14.09 - Cornwall, England - Eden Project
07.16.09 - Castellón, Spain - Benicàssim Festival
07.19.09 - Gräfenhainichen, Germany - Melt Festival
08.22.09 - Staffordshire, England - V Festival
08.23.09 - Chelmsford, England - V Festival
Grizzly Bear were still a bit of an enigma when Yellow House (TMT Review) was released. And then I saw Edward Droste's Twitter. It was enthralling to get album updates -- a children's choir! mastering! title announcing! -- until I saw a photo of guitarist Daniel Rossen sitting at a kitchen table like a normal person. This reminded me that artists are also people, and the mystery quickly vanished.
The new album, titled a not-so-pronounceable Veckatimest, was named after a Massachusetts "pretty speck of island" that was occupied by the band during the recording process. Chris Taylor produced, and guests include Nico Muhly and Victoria LeGrand of Beach House fame. Warp Records will drop it May 26.
Artistic distance = restored.
1. Southern Point
2. Two Weeks
3. All We Ask
4. Fine for Now
7. Ready, Able
8. About Face
9. Hold Still
10. While You Wait for the Others
11. I Live With You
And the tourdates:
05.24.09 - Portland, OR - Aladdin Theatre
05.25.09 - George, WA - Sasquatch Festival
05.26.09 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore
05.28.09 - New York City, NY - Town Hall
05.29.09 - New York City - Town Hall
06.01.09 - Washington DC - 930 Club
06.02.09 - Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero
06.03.09 - Boston, MA - Berkley Performance Center
06.04.09 - Montreal, QUE - Le National
06.05.09 - Toronto ON - Phoenix
06.07.09 - Minneapolis, MN - Cedar Cultural Center
06.08.09 - Milwaukee, WI - Pabst Theatre
06.09.09 - Bloomington, IN - Buskirk-Chumley
06.11.09 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
06.12.09 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
06.13.09 - Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle *
06.15.09 - Dallas, TX - Grenada
06.16.09 - Austin, TX - The Parish
06.19.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern
06.21.09 - San Francisco, CA - Fillmore
* TV On The Radio
According to the Touch and Go website, “there is no specific coordination between Shellac's record releases and touring schedules.” The somewhat churlish “band bio” section for the famed Chicago noise-rock trio goes on to explain that “you can expect the band to tour at its usual sporadic and relaxed pace.” Man, when it comes to Steve Albini, Bob Weston, and Todd Trainer, “touch and go” is right.
But regardless, apparently the stars are all aligned or whatever, because the band is back in all of its glorious full-force-nonchalance for a -- you guessed it -- “sporadic” and “relaxed” bout of U.S. and European Spring tourdates. Man, Shellac, if only I could pull this kind of assumptive noncomitance with the girls I meet!
Oh, and guess what? Yeah, they’re not supporting a new release! Or are they? No, they’re not... right?? Hmm. Either way, I’d better not think about it for too much longer, because that might make me a “corporate rock whore” or something. It’s bad enough that this whole article is fucking DIGITAL.
Shellac Spring dates:
05.13.09 - Groningen, Netherlands - Vera
05.14.09 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
05.16.09 - Minehead, United Kingdom - Butlins Holiday Center (ATP Festival)
05.17.09 - Minehead, United Kingdom - Butlins Holiday Center (ATP Festival)
05.29.09 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Sound Festival
06.11.09 - Seattle, WA - Vera Project
06.13.09 - Portland, OR - Berbati's Pan
06.14.09 - Portland, OR - Berbati's Pan
06.15.09 - Eugene, OR - W.O.W Hall
06.17.09 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
06.18.09 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
06.20.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex
06.21.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex
06.25.09 - Minneapolis, MN - Varsity Theater
Listen up, hipster trash. I don't want to hear it. Doves is a great band that carefully construct soaring melodies, lush arrangements, and make Panopticon-sized moody Britpop listenable again. Their 2000 album Lost Souls still slays me and keeps me cozy between Spiritualized releases. Shit, Doves is so much better than that Lykke Ting Tings crap you all have been listening to. So do something with that sneer of yours and see what the group is offering for once.
The NME, who generally relish in hyperbole (but I'll listen anyway), are calling Kingdom of Rust, Doves' latest, "their most sonically adventurous, intimate, cerebral, propulsive album to date." Sounds good to me. Kingdom of Rust drops April 7 courtesy of Astralwerks.
The first single, "Jetstream," certainly showcases a more rhythmically-focused, halfway-to-motorik, almost dance-oriented approach than what you've heard from Doves in the past. But it's no club banger -- headphone technology is certainly recommended.
Speaking of jet streams, I learned the other day that the jet stream's wind speeds in the troposphere average around 300 MPH. Ain't that some shit? See, you can't say you never learned anything from TMT.
Kingdom of Rust tracklisting:
2. Kingdom of Rust
3. The Outsiders
4. Winter Hill
6. The Greatest Denier
7. Birds Flew Backwards
10. House of Mirrors
05.14.09 - San Diego, CA - House of Blues
05.15.09 - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues
05.16.09 - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
05.18.09 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
05.19.09 - Eugene, OR - McDonald Theatre
05.21.09 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
05.22.09 - Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom
05.23.09 - George, WA - Sasquatch! Festival
05.26.09 - Denver, CO - Gothic Theatre
05.28.09 - Minneapolis, MN - Varsity Theatre
05.29.09 - Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre
05.30.09 - Detroit, MI - Majestic Theatre
06.01.09 - Toronto, ON - Kool Haus
06.02.09 - Montreal, QC - Le National
06.04.09 - New York, NY - Terminal 5
06.05.09 - Philadelphia, PA - The Trocadero
06.06.09 - Washington, DC - 9.30 Club
06.07.09 - Boston, MA - House of Blues
Okay, to avoid any misunderstandings, let’s not joke around here for a minute: The TJ Martell Foundation, a group of music industry executives, artists, and supporters dedicated to finding a cure for leukemia, cancer, and AIDS, has teamed up with Universal Music to help raise money in the form of an online eBay auction. This, of course is an outstanding and magnificently worthy cause, and as such, Universal has seen fit to donate a sizable cache of music memorabilia.
Okay, now that we all understand each other... Check out this ludicrous list of gross and/or absurd items topping the bill for this auction!
- Autographed Jon Bon Jovi Fender Stratocaster Guitar
- Autographed Maroon 5 Fender Squire Stratocaster Guitar
- Stratocaster Guitar Signed by 3 Doors Down
- Autographed Nickelback Fender Stratocaster Guitar
- Kelly Clarkson autographed My December CD
- Kings of Leon autographed Youth & Young Manhood CD
- And many more!
Woof. Poor Maroon 5 had to autograph a Squire Strat?? And for god's sakes, couldn’t K-Claw have signed her good record?! (You know, Breakaway?)
Anyway, there is a whole slew of items available at the actual auction site, and donations are always excepted through the foundation’s website, so please check everything out for yourself. Also, banners for the auction are available here. So, you know, the least you could do is throw one of those up there, even if you aren’t in the market for any Nickelback gear.
You forgot about Valentine’s Day, didn’t you? Since then, you've had to suck up to your lover in every way possible, meeting their every demand and being more sensitive to his or her quirks and eccentricities. Beginning on May 6, however, you have the opportunity to instantly dispel your lover's melancholy in one fell swoop by taking him or her on their very own space holiday. Your trip will be punctuated by both gentle, folksy tunes and Marc Bianchi’s introspective vocals. Her Space Holiday will be adventurous, poignant, and sure to rekindle that lover’s spark all for the bargain price of $12.
Her Space Holiday’s tourdates:
05.06.09 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
05.07.09 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo
05.08.09 - Santa Barbara, CA - Velvet Jones
05.09.09 - San Diego, CA - The Loft at UCSD (Students Only)
05.10.09 - Phoenix, AZ - Modified Arts
05.13.09 - Austin, TX - Mohawk
05.14.09 - Houston, TX - Walter's On Washington
05.15.09 - Baton Rouge, LA - Spanish Moon
05.16.09 - Birmingham, AL - Bottle Tree
05.17.09 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
05.18.09 - Carrboro, NC - Local 506
05.19.09 - Washington, DC - Rock N Roll Hotel
05.20.09 - Philadelphia, PA - The Barbary
05.21.09 - Brooklyn, NY - Bell House
05.22.09 - Boston, MA - Middle East Upstairs
05.23.09 - Buffalo, NY - Mohawk
05.24.09 - Cleveland, OH - Grog Shop
05.25.09 - Pontiac, MI - Pike Room at Crofoot
05.26.09 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean
05.27.09 - Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock
05.29.09 - Missoula, MT - The Other Side
05.30.09 - Seattle, WA - Chop Suey
05.31.09 - Portland, OR - Backspace
Wave hello to WAVVES, a great little noise pop group who surfed onto the scene last last year with their album WAVVES. Their upcoming shows will surely have audiences everywhere doing the wave, especially since their new album, WAVVVES (not the extra "V"), is set for release March 17 via Fat Possum.
“At first I thought they were just another group riding a wave of hype,” said TMT writer Munroe at an office picnic. “But their sound waves turned out to be the real deal. I can see why they’ve been making waves with critics and fans alike.”
Get ready to wear your wave haircuts and eat some Wavy Lays at the following:
03.16.09 - Phoenix, AZ - Trunk Space
03.17.09 - Denton, TX - 715 Panhandle
03.18.09 - Austin, TX - SXSW
03.22.09 - Dallas, TX - The Lounge
03.23.09 - Knoxville, TN - The Pilot Light
03.24.09 - Chapel Hill, NC - Nightlight
03.25.09 - Harrisonburg, VA - The Blue Nile
03.26.09 - Baltimore, MD - The Zodiac
03.27.09 - Philadelphia, PA - The Marvelous Music
03.28.09 - New York, NY - Cake Shop
03.29.09 - Brooklyn, NY - Market Hotel
03.30.09 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge
03.31.09 - Toronto, ON - Sneaky Dee’s
04.01.09 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
04.03.09 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle
04.04.09 - Milwaukee, WI - U of W Project Lodge
04.05.09 - Minneapolis, MN - 7th Street Entry
04.06.09 - Fargo, ND - Aquarium
04.08.09 - Olympia, WA - The Northern
04.09.09 - Seattle, WA - The Funhouse
04.11.09 - Portland, OR - Holocene
04.12.09 - Davis, CA - DAM House
04.13.09 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
04.15.09 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo
04.16.09 - Irvine, CA - Acrobatics Everyday
04.17.09 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
[Photo: Alex Miranda]
The minds at the RIAA must have thought economists of the future would describe their innovative business model -- suing their customers -- with flowery adjectives such as “brilliant” and “good.” So, it must really hurt to hear their practices being described as a campaign of “sham litigation.” Shahanda Moelle Moursy, a North Carolina resident, was a defendant in such a sham lawsuit with the RIAA, and she has had it. She is suing the RIAA (along with Vivendi Universal, Warner Music, Sony BMG, Motown Records, Safenet, and MediaSentry) for abusing the legal system. According to Moursy's attorney:
These suits are designed to attract media attention, and often do, as stories emerge of [the RIAA, etc.]’s suits against the elderly, disabled, technologically clueless, and other vulnerable victims. Many of these victims have no idea how to operate a computer, let alone how to install and use peer-to-peer networking software to exchange music they would not likely be listening to anyway. But actual innocence is rarely a consideration.
Along with the much dugg Pirate Bay trial (which ends today), this lawsuit against the RIAA represents yet another blow to the current system of record sales, distribution, and the corresponding enforcement suits. It will be interesting to watch this case unfold.
John Parish and PJ Harvey are touring together across Europe this spring. They'll be playing cards on the bus, taking photos in front of the Eiffel Tour, telling each other ghost stories, and all the other fun things people presumably do on tour. But wait -- who is John Parish, you ask? Well, ask no more. Perhaps you are familiar with his 1996 joint album with Ms. Harvey, Dance Hall at Louse Point. Perhaps you recall that he produced her latest full-length, White Chalk (TMT Review). But there is soooo much more to John Parish than just the aforementioned facts.
Let me lay it down for ya. The working relationship between these two fine English artists started in the late 1980s, when they were in a band together called Automatic Dlamini -- one of PJ Harvey's first musical projects. Parish then began working as a producer, both with Harvey and with a spectrum of artists like Giant Sand, Sparklehorse, Tracy Chapman, and 16 Horsepower. He co-wrote an Eels album, guested on the first Goldfrapp album, and collaborated with Portishead's Adrian Utley. Quite an impressive pedigree, mmmm??? All I've done in the past 10 years is work retail and learn how to make Thai green curry. And now the Parish/Harvey partnership is back in effect. Not only is this tour in the works, but a new album, A Woman a Man Walked By, is slated for a March 30 release on Island Records
04.15.09 - Brighton, UK - Corn Exchange
04.16.09 - Oxford, UK - Regal
04.18.09 - Bristol, UK - Anson Rooms
04.20.09 - London, UK - Shepherds Bush Empire
04.22.09 - Birmingham, UK - Town Hall
04.24.09 - Manchester, UK - Ritz
04.26.09 - Edinburgh, UK - Queen's Hall
05.02.09 - Porto, Portugal - Casa Da Musica
05.04.09 - Milan, Italy - Auditorium
05.06.09 - Stuttgart, Germany - Theaterhaus
05.07.09 - Berlin, Germany - Passionskirche
05.09.09 - Stockholm, Sweden - Nalen
05.10.09 - Oslo, Norway - Rockefeller
05.11.09 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
05.13.09 - Amsterdam, Holland - Paradiso
05.14.09 - Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
05.17.09 - Paris, France - Bataclan
The last we heard from Beach House was, well, the last time you listened to "Gila" on iTunes. Not much news has trickled in from their front, but at the rate the year is going, I fully expect them to surprise and wallop us with a fantastic EP in the fall.
Beach House will mostly breeze through the South on an upcoming tour that starts March 11. Actually, is there a minimum requirement of dates for it to qualify as a tour? Lawd knows.
Here's the schedule:
03.11.09 - Baltimore, MD - Sonar
03.17.09 - Houston, TX - The Orange Show *
03.18.09 - Austin, TX - Forcefield PR/Terrorbird SXSW Day Party
03.18.09 - Austin, TX - Red 7 and The Radio Room
03.19.09 - Austin, TX - Volume (Carpark/Paw Tracks SXSW Showcase) #
03.20.09 - Austin, TX - Cedar Street Courtyard
03.21.09 - Austin, TX - Auditorium Shores
03.31.09 - Lexington, KY - Hop Hop
04.01.09 - Bloomington, IN - Waldron Arts Center
04.02.09 - Iowa City, IA - The Picador
04.03.09 - St. Louis, MO - Billiken Club
05.25.09 - George, WA - Sasquatch Festival
* Jana Hunter
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