Evangelista (Carla Bozulich) Tour, Release Album, Shiver Your Timbers, Settle Your Hash, Dip Your Headlights, Hay Your Fever

Statistics don’t lie. In 2007, total album sales were down about 15% according to some reports. In the same year, country music albums experienced a 30% drop in sales. Now, I have just heard that 100% of Taylor Hicks has been dropped by his label J Records. Will this madness ever end? When will BFFs of the music industry and its biggest, most deserving stars like you and I catch a break? When will this spiral of failure cease? Damn you, illegal downloading pirates!

So, yeah, we need a new Carla Bozulich album more than ever. The soul-pounding performer, presently working under the stage name of Evangelista, will begin a tour supporting her latest album Hello, Voyageur March 12 in Tucson, AZ. The album is due the day before the tour starts, on March 11. It is a beautiful, unhinged work of sturm und drang that could only be the work of Bozulich and friends (bandmate Tara Barnes, Shahzad Ismaily, Nadia Moss, and a gaggle of Montréal musical women and men) and could only come out on Constellation, who continue to churn out stone-cold classics every time its sprawling catalog sprouts a new release tentacle.

You should go buy the Evangelista album and also go see Bozulich during her latest tour. It’s not going to save the industry because it’s fucked already, but it might help fight the depression and sense of disillusionment that has already taken over 41% of your mind and 29% of your body after hearing the Hicks news.

Evangelista will play in-stores, regular venue shows, a couple of radio shows (not listed below ‘cause you can’t really go and see them), some TBAs, and even a “secret show.” That, my friends, is what they call “mixin’ it up” in the biz.

Here’s the Hello, Voyageur song log. Embrace the Gospel!

1. Winds of St. Anne
2. Smooth Jazz
3. Lucky Lucky Luck
4. For the Lil’ Dudes
5. The Blue Room
6. Truth Is Dark Like Outer Space
7. The Frozen Dress
8. Paper Kittne Claw
9. Hello, Voyageur!

Nine Inch Nails Self-Release LP Under Creative Commons License

Now that Nine Inch Nails are free from a label contract, they are able to do whatever they want. Like, they could be shopping for shit at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. But since they don't play by nobody's rules, NIN have decided to instead SELF-RELEASE a "brand new 36 track instrumental collection available right now. Almost two hours of new music composed and recorded over an intense ten week period last fall, Ghosts I - IV sprawls Nine Inch Nails across a variety of new terrain."

Here are your purchasing options, according to their website:

- $0 Download: The first 9 tracks from the Ghosts I-IV collection available as high-quality, DRM-free MP3s, including the complete PDF.

- $5 Download: All 36 tracks in a variety of digital formats including a 40 page PDF.

- $10 2XCD set: Ghosts I-IV on two audio CDs in a six panel digipak package with a 16 page booklet.

- $70 Deluxe Edition Package: Ghosts I-IV in a hardcover fabric slipcase containing: 2 audio CDs, 1 data DVD with all 36 tracks in multi-track format, and a Blu-ray disc with Ghosts I-IV in high-definition 96/24 stereo and accompanying slideshow.

- $300 Ultra-Deluxe Limited Edition Package: Includes everything in the Deluxe Edition Package, along with an exclusive four-LP 180 gram vinyl set in a fabric slipcase, and two exclusive limited edition Giclee prints in a luxurious package. Limited to 2500 pieces, numbered and signed by Trent Reznor.

You can also find the album on torrent sites, as Nine Inch Nails uploaded the first (free) volume on BitTorrent sites.

And since Ghosts is under the Creative Commons license, here's what you can do with the album after you purchase and/or download:

- Share — to copy, distribute, display, and perform the work
- Remix — to make derivative works

Just so long as you "attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor (but not in any way that suggests that they endorse you or your use of the work)"; do "not use this work for commercial purposes"; and if you "alter, transform, or build upon this work, you may distribute the resulting work only under the same or similar" Creative Commons license.

Oh wait, shhh, let's see what Reznor has to say:

I've been considering and wanting to make this kind of record for years, but by its very nature it wouldn't have made sense until this point. This collection of music is the result of working from a very visual perspective -- dressing imagined locations and scenarios with sound and texture; a soundtrack for daydreams. I'm very pleased with the result and the ability to present it directly to you without interference. I hope you enjoy the first four volumes of Ghosts. COCKLE-DOODLE-DOO!!!!!

Not sure if the "COCKLE-DOODLE-DOO!!!!!" was necessary, but cool, Trent. Very cool.

Jeff Healey Dead At 41

Legendary Canadian blues and jazz musician Jeff Healey lost his battle to cancer on Sunday, after fighting various forms of it his entire life. He was 41.

Known for his distinctive playing (with the guitar resting on his lap), Healey was considered a virtuoso by many, despite being blind from age one due to Retinoblastoma. Playing since the age of three, Healey formed his first band while still a teenager and has been a session jazz musician most of his life. He is best known for the song "Angel Eyes," off the Grammy-nominated album See the Light. Healey was never entirely interested in the world of rock/blues music and later left to pursue his true passion of vintage jazz, a style he had been performing with The Jazz Wizards as of late. An avid record collector, Healey was said to have more than 25,000 78s, which he played on his CBC Radio program, My Kind of Jazz. Healey has shared the stage with notable musicians, such as B.B. King, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Albert Collins, and George Harrison.

Healey leaves behind his wife, 13-year-old daughter Rachel, and three-year-old son Derek.

Apple Does The Impossible By Becoming Second Largest Music Retailer of Albums (Next to Wal-Mart Of Course)

Congrats, Apple! You're the second largest retailer of music albums, and it's about time! No one thought you could do it, but boy have you surprised us all.

“We’d like to thank the over 50 million music lovers who have helped the iTunes Store reach this incredible milestone,” said Eddy Cue, Apple’s vice president of iTunes. Such charming words from a corporation, don't you think? Sounds almost like Eddy Cue is thanking all music lovers for helping the iTunes Store send aid to Darfur. Incredible milestone, indeed!

Regardless, Apple is mighty proud of itself, and it goes to show that people are truly all about the digital age of music distribution, even with the accusations of fuzzy math. Besides, downloading music from iTunes for their iPods is much easier than driving to the nearest five Wal-Marts and purchasing a CD.

You Just Can’t Go Wrong with a Shellac Tour!!

Oftentimes something seems like a good idea that is really a bad idea. This can be detrimental not only to one's sense of satisfaction, but also to his or her pocketbook, self-esteem, waistline, etc. Now, I may not be an expert in, say, the national economy, the proper use of "lay" versus "lie," or which side of the street to park your car on during a Minneapolis snow emergency, but I can proudly profess to being good at distinguishing a stupid option from a good one. (Of course, this sense usually kicks in approximately one minute after I have been faced with the decision.) In the spirit of a thoroughly disappointing Wednesday, I would like to present:

Things that seem like they will be awesome but turn out not to be awesome


Things that seem like they will be awesome and then turn out to be totally awesome

A side-by-side comparison.


Things that seem like they will be awesome but turn out not to be awesome:

- Calling your credit card company when you notice a weird charge on your account and having the bank dude get all attitude-y.

- Ordering a cinnamon roll from the coffeeshop only to find it is stale and partially frozen.

- Realizing you don't have to work tomorrow, only to realize there's nothing to do tonight.

Things that seem like they will be awesome and then turn out to be totally awesome

- Shellac going on tour this spring.

- Shellac going on tour this spring to places I will not be, but which sound incredible and will probably totally enhance the lives of each and every member of Shellac.

- Steve Albini

* Allroh

You’re Cordially Invited to Theodore Francis “Ted” Leo’s Pre-St. Patrick’s Day Affair And The Subsequent Tourdates That Succeed It

Dear friends, family, and strangers on the internet,

Theodore Francis “Ted” Leo hereby requests that you join him in celebrating the great St. Patrick:

Friday, the fourteenth of March, two thousand and eight

IBEW Local 103

Dorchester, Massachusetts

With special guests The Dropkick Murphys


Saturday, the fifteenth of March, two thousand and eight

Lowell Memorial Auditorium

Lowell, Massachusetts

With special guests The Dropkick Murphys

A reception will follow each performance.

Theodore also wishes to extend a warm welcome to those in Europe that are not able to join him for the St. Patrick’s day concerts. He requests the honor of their presence at his upcoming European performances during the spring of two thousand and eight:

Elliott Smith Memorial Wall Vandalized… Again

The wall featured in the background of Elliott Smith's Figure 8 album cover is actually part of a building that houses an electronics store called Solutions, located in Silver Lake, Los Angeles. Since Smith's 2003 suicide, the wall has transformed into a memorial to the songwriter, covered with scrawls bearing messages and poems. This past summer, however, an exemplary specimen of the human race decided his "artwork" was more worthy of the wall, obscuring the top half of the memorial with blue spray paint. Not long after, another aspiring artist decided that large bubble letters were the extra touch the wall needed, essentially ruining the memorial. What's next, a touch-up on the John Lennon wall in Prague?

A group of fans restored the wall this week, but all of the previous messages written to Smith have been lost. The owner of Solutions, Stephon Lew, is planning to create a monument in memoriam to Smith, following the original artistic theme of the wall:

These are my dreams: I plan to place an electronic object of importance….a 5 foot 7 inch tall monument (of Elliott’s size--with two loudspeakers at the base of the monument to represent his two big shoes) formed from crushed electronics parts---to play and to identify Elliott’s musical influences (Elliott’s hobby, I hear, was to experiment with electronics to make music tone)---to have the monument--emanate new energy and the many solutions that music can provide.

Sin And Degradation on Sunday; WFMU Pledge Drive Marathon With Yo La Tengo Murdering The Classics

Listener supported radio WFMU calls it their 50th anniversary pledge drive, I call it a karaoke wet dream. Let us rejoice in an event that's primarily about you, your radio, and Yo La Tengo ruining your favorite songs over and over again.

Since 1996, Yo La Tengo and the gang have been taking pledger's requests and hurling themselves headfirst into reckless covers, a phenomenon immortalized in the group's 1996-2003 compilation Yo La Tengo Is Murdering The Classics, released on their own label Egon and available here.

While past WFMU pledge drive events have included DJs setting themselves on fire, self-inducing sickness on junk food, and getting Eagles tattoos, Yo La Tengo is hands down the highlight of the annual pledge-drive marathon. It's all for the cause.

Shh shh shhhhhh. No words. Just emotions.

This Sunday, March 2, on WFMU with hosts Gaylord Fields and Bob Brainen, 5-8 PM Eastern time. Stream it if you got it.

Animal Collective to Release New, Possibly Sexy EP


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Water Curses EP, to be released on Domino May 6:

* Kria Brekkan

[Photo: Adriano Fegundes]



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