Eels Celebrate 10-Year Anniversary With Best-of and Rarities Collections; Eels Fans Everywhere Embarrassed to Realize That They Aren’t Pissy Teenagers Anymore

Attention NERDS!!!

Are you feeling lonely and isolated?

Are you low on friends and self-esteem but high on embarrassing facial and/or body hair?

Are your ridiculous coke-bottle glasses the only thing keeping you from looking like a total terrorist?

Do you have some kind of physical abnormality or misunderstood behavioral problem that's keeping you from that hallowed inner circle of cool friends and hot girlfriends/boyfriends that you've only read about in RollingStone?

Are you fourteen years old???

If you answered "yes" (or "affirmative" for you REALLY nerdy types) to any of those questions, then you'll no doubt be interested to know that idiosyncratic, bedroom art-pop legends Eels are currently prepping their first "best-of" and "rarities" collections for release in early 2008.

That's right, Shrek fans! Morose Songwriter/multi-instrumentalist/horrible singer Mark Oliver Everett (a.k.a. "A Man Called E," a.k.a. "Mr. E," a.k.a. "E") and his merry crew of date-movie troubadours have announced a January 15, 2008 release date for the auspicious unveiling of both Meet The EELS: Essential EELS Vol. 1, 1996-2006 (CD+DVD), as well as their first collection of rarities, B-sides, film contributions, and unreleased tracks, EELS Useless Trinkets: B-Sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2006 (2CD+DVD).

Both of these dower disc-collections will be issued by the laughably confusing conglomeration of DreamWorks/Geffen/UMe Records. To make matters more lucrative for the aging Mr. E., the forthcoming collections will mark the DVD Premiere of all of this video action, and all the music will be digitally remastered with both packages packed with never-before-seen photos, artifacts, and Everett's presumably extremely depressing notes about each track.

Highlights from the redundantly titled, 24-track, and 12-video affair that is Meet The EELS: Essential EELS Vol. 1, 1996-2006 include a previously unreleased Jon Brion remix of "Climbing To The Moon" from the band's second effort Electro-shock Blues, as well as the previously unreleased (unless you're Missy Elliott) "Get Ur Freak On," a live version of "Dirty Girl" from 2006's With Strings: Live At Town Hall, and "I Need Some Sleep" from the... you guessed it, Shrek 2 soundtrack.

Meanwhile, the 50-track, "who knew they even had this many songs!?" collection, EELS Useless Trinkets: B-Sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2006 will REALLY test your Mr. E tolerance. The mad frontman has seen fit to include just about everything but the kitchen sink, including such gruff-sung numbers as longtime concert favorite "Living Life" from the Daniel Johnston tribute album, the previously unreleased 2006 cover of Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "I Put A Spell On You" (yeah, apparently), and a handful of additional covers, including James Carr's "Dark End of The Street" and Prince's "If I Was Your Girlfriend."

Useless Trinkets also includes a large handful of, well, useless trinkets, such as the obligatory BBC performances, live versions of self-loathing hits "Novocaine For The Soul" and "My Beloved Monster," tracks from the band's endless parade of ridiculous film appearances (i.e. Holes, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, etc.), and much much more miscellaneousness! The accompanying DVD features six performances from the EELS' Lollapalooza 2006 performance, including a gospel rave-up take on "My Beloved Monster" and a high-octane rumble through "Souljacker part I." Take it from E: You'll never have such a good time feeling depressed as hell!

So there you have it, geeks and geek-lovers. The only question you have to ask yourself is: "How much Eels can you handle?" Sadly for you and your humdrum, "it's not easy being green" friends, these handy compendiums couldn't make it in time for a Christmas season release, but hey, you could always just buy each other some 10 Things I Hate About You DVDs and CD Soundtracks, probably for WAY cheaper.

It's the same thing, really.

New Times New Viking LP In The New Year News

I know that it's not even Halloween yet (by the way, your idea of sewing a baby doll to your ass and going as a "babysitter": gold), and you probably have no intention of looking as far into the future as 2008. You are living in the moment, day-by-day, with no regard for the fact that you are getting older and older, and the amount of time between your college graduation and now is growing larger and larger. What have you got to show for all this free living, anyway? Nothing, that's right.

Now, don't be depressed, as I have some joyous news: Matador Records has announced that the first month of the new year will see a new LP from Times New Viking, Ohio's noisy-garage combo with an unstoppable furry. Feel better? Good. The new record, titled Rip It Off, will be the group's debut for Matador, after releasing this year's Present the Paisley Reich
(TMT Review) and 2005's Dig Yourself on the esteemed Siltbreeze label.

While the band's current itinerary looks a little sparse, it could potentially blossom into something bigger and better after the record comes out January 22 of ‘08. That's another thing to look forward to. Life's so rad.

Rip It Off tracklist:

11.29.07 - Philadelphia, PA - TBA *
01.25.08 - Columbus, OH - Café Bourbon St
01.26.08 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom & Tavern

* The Clean

White Magic Tour for the First Time in a Few Years, New EP on Drag City

With the guidance of amulets and crystals, White Magic will begin touring this week. The sure-to-be spellbinding tour starts in Brooklyn with a release show for their Dark Stars EP (released via Drag City) and will continue through the U.S. and a lil’ nugget of Canada. And no, none of the shows are being played in that creepy goth’s basement or the enchanted forest. There is, however, one date at the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco. OOoooooh, spooky.

$ Bob Dylan tribute show

Iron & Wine Extend Tour, Stick Aforementioned Tour in Obscene Places, and They Don’t Even Bother Usi

A better writer on a more serious music website would likely write a couple brilliant sentences about Sam Beam's beard (We get it. It's big!). A better writer would give a thorough synopsis into the history of Iron & Wine. A better writer would go on and on about the recently released The Shepherd's Dog and the recent European tour.

A better writer would give you facts, and not a buttload of misleading information. A better writer would be objective and unbiased. A better writer would show a sense of maturity and pride in his work. A better writer would bend over backwards for everyone in the music industry.

Emceegreg is not that writer. Emceegreg sees headlines like "Iron & Wine Extend Tour" and automatically thinks of erected phalluses. Emceegreg thinks about a greased-up, scantily clad Sam Beam caressing the folks in Tucson, AZ. Emceegreg often has dreams about Beam naked as he came, if you know what I mean. Emceegreg knows for a fact that Beam is not quiet in bed. Emceegreg has no shame.

Emceegreg is also unaware that his homoerotic stories are at times immature and offensive, but he thinks it's okay because he has one black friend.

Current tourdates:

Deerhunter to Star in Upcoming Film The NeverEnding Tour, Starts Today

Deer Dearhunter,

We here at Warner Bros. Pictures have noticed that you've recently taken a liking to poorly written, shitty prose. We are also aware of the purported pedophiliac posts you've been producing. Based on the quality of your recent work, the studio would like to offer the members of your performing troupe the unique opportunity of starring in the exciting new film, The NeverEnding Story IV: Bux in Narnia.

Due to recent budgetary cuts, the studio will not be able to offer any monetary compensation for any services rendered. Actors will also be required to provide their own wardrobe. However, the set will be fully catered and principle actors will each receive life-size Atreyu cut-outs, as well as a commemorative Auryn medallion cast in .999 silver culled from the mines of Silver City.

In the hope of a swift response,

Richard Parsons

Deerhunter's NeverEnding story continues tonight in Austria. The November date in Dresden will be prefaced by lunch with Wolfgang Peterson.

CAKE and The Sea and Cake to Tour Separately, As They’re Completely Unrelated

While it may be confusing for many to see schedules for both CAKE and The Sea and Cake posted this month, distinguishing them as separate entities is really quite easy.

For instance, CAKE are an alt-rock band formed in 1991 in Sacramento, CA. They have six albums, the latest of which is B-Sides and Rarities released earlier this month and comes packaged in a variety of scratch-n-sniff covers correlating to color: red/fresh cut roses, yellow/banana, brown/leather, green/fresh cut grass, and purple/grape. While touring in support of their latest B-Sides release, CAKE is also working on a live album entitled Live at the Crystal Palace, to be released some time this autumn.

The Sea and Cake are not.

In contrast, The Sea and Cake were formed in 1993 in Chicago. Just yesterday, while riding the bus, I tried to put my finger on their influences, but all I could nail was The Kinks, which puts them squarely in the "pop-rock" category. Hm. Their first full-length release in four years, Everybody (TMT Review), was released back in May, with a full 16-page booklet of liner notes and a set of three photo card insets. Everybody is presented as the band's seventh release to date, yet the first produced by someone besides Sea and Cake drummer John McEntire. While they probably switched producers in hopes of creating an entirely new sound that would re-interest the public in their work and earn them renown as "dynamic and experimental leaders of American pop," they instead proved their consistency by creating a work that sounds exactly like every other album they've released.

As should be apparent at this point, the word 'cake' is really all the two groups have in common. But, since cake (the food) is so delightful, it tends to blot out any meaning from the words around it. Thus "cake" is all we see or care about in "The Sea and Cake," and when it appears in all capitals as "CAKE," an ineffable sensation wells up from our very being, manifesting itself as a glassy-eyed grin on our round, little faces.

May this clarification inspire you to attend one or more of the following tours:

The Sea and Cake- 2007 tourdates:

Extra Golden Detained by Police for “Not Carrying Enough Money”

On their way to the Vienna airport for the Stop Spot Festival in Linz scheduled this weekend, the Kenyan members of Extra Golden (Opiyo Bilongo, Onyango Wuod Omari, and Onyango Jagwasi) were detained by Parisian police for, according to their publicist, "not carrying enough money."

Despite having the proper visas and documentation, officials apparently didn't believe these three members were actually invited to play the festival. They were subsequently interrogated for "several hours." It took involvement with the Austrian and French embassies before the Stop Spot promoters were able to finally get the band back on a plane to Vienna.

I wonder if the white guys in Extra Golden (Alex and Ian) had any trouble arriving.

Anyway, despite this, the Stop Spot Festival will still take place this weekend and features an array of exciting artists, including Daniel Higgs, Peeesseye, Zu (they rule), and many others. Do check out Extra Golden's latest release for Thrill Jockey, Hera Ma Nono, and be sure to carry enough money on your next plane trip.

Xiu Xiu Release Details of New LP; How Can I get a Real Hot WF to Fart On My Face?

See, we told you it was coming! What Mango didn't tell you, aside from some story about his boner, were the details of the release.

On January 29, Kill Rock Stars will release Xiu Xiu's latest full-length album, Women As Lovers. The 14-track album will largely consist of sounds from the live Xiu Xiu lineup (Jamie Stewart, Caralee McElroy, Ches Smith on drums, and Devin Hoff on bass), while one track, "Under Pressure," features the ever incorrigible, often mischievous, downright sexy Michael Gira, head dude of label Young God and The Angels of Light (latest album: We Are Him - TMT Review). Deerhoof's John Dieterich is on there somewhere too.

Additionally, the press release about Xiu Xiu's new album contains two quotes from Elfriede Jelinek, author of a book by the same title, Women As Lovers. According to internet biographies, Jelinek is an Austrian novelist, who has won a Nobel Prize in Literature laureate for her "musical flow of voices and counter-voices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's clichés and their subjugating power."

Here's how Publishers Weekly described her book:

This brief, pitiless novel advances such a narrow, bleak vision of the human race that one wonders why its author, who apparently finds everything pointless, saw the point in writing it. In oddly punctuated, repetitive prose reminiscent of Gertrude Stein's but lacking Stein's energetic compassion, Jelinek's (Lust and The Piano Teacher) latest doesn't have much good to say about love or marriage or sex or babies. And for Paula and Brigette, these are the only escapes from a life -- if one can call it a life -- of sewing bras in a factory in the mountains of Austria. It's hard to imagine even the pretense of love in a marriage to a drunken lout like Erich, the rotting apple of his sad, miserable parents' eye, or to fat and stupid Heinz. What shallow, covetous creatures women are, is what Jelinek seems to say. It doesn't matter if they don't enjoy sex; they don't deserve it, and anyway, someday we'll all be dead.

I can't help but think of Xiu Xiu as I read through that.

Elfriede Jelinek seems very intriguing, her book sounds fantastic, and I can't fucking wait to hear the album! I'm officially excited.


1. I do what i want when i want
2. In lust you can hear the axe fall
3. F.T.W.
4. No friend oh!
5. Guantanamo canto
6. Under pressure (feat. Michael Gira)
7. Black keyboard
8. Master of the bump (Kurt Stumbaugh, i can feel the soil falling over my head)
9. You are pregnant, you are dead
10. The leash
11. Child at arms
12. Puff and bunny
13. White nerd
14. Gayle lynn

Boys on Film: Interpol Release Live DVD as Part of Our Love to Admire Reissue

Interpol’s latest album, this summer’s Our Love to Admire (TMT Review), will soon be reissued with the added incentive of an extra special DVD! The new and improved album/DVD combo comes out November 19 and features live footage of “The Heinrich Manoeuvre,” “Slow Hands,” “Narc,” “Pioneer,” “Mammoth,” and “Evil” plus music videos for “No I in Threesome” and “The Heinrich Manoeuvre.”

Some of you might be saying “Hold on! So, this album came out a few months ago, and it’s already being reissued? That’s too much, too soon!” Well, I see what you’re getting at, but let’s pause for a moment and consider why this reissue might be occurring. Are Interpol running out of money for fancy tailored suits? Feeling inspired by YouTube phenomena like Tay Zonday or the “Why Must I Cry?” dude? Maybe they’re just hellbent on annoying fans who already bought the album in July? All of these are likely answers, but I’ve got a hunch that it’s something different completely. Now, this is just a guess, but I think it would be safe to assume that Interpol are putting out this DVD in an effort to launch their primetime TV drama careers.

Stay with me here. The way I see it, Interpol frequently do lengthy stints on the road, a band that spends countless nights in Holiday Inns and Best Westerns across the country, watching cable TV, and collecting free soap. They’ve been doing the music thing for awhile, and perhaps they’re feeling like it’s time for a change. It’s no secret that Carlos D. has been writing film scores, and I’d venture a guess that maybe once or twice he even imagined himself and his band cohorts starring in the type of serial drama that focuses on men in suits. There are so many possibilities. Just think — Paul Banks and the boys unraveling alien conspiracies against the will of a skeptical government, performing maverick medical procedures that fly in the face of the establishment, cracking cold cases that more orthodox cops won’t touch.

Sure, right now it’s just a live DVD, but tomorrow? CSI: Brooklyn.

What’s Better Than Dumb & Dumber 3? The Coming Live Earth: The Concerts for a Climate in Crisis CD & DVD!

“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

Live Earth CD:

1. "Hey You," Madonna
2. "Times Like These," Foo Fighters
3. "Driven To Tears," the Police
4. "Gravity," John Mayer
5. "Another Brick In The Wall Part II," Roger Waters
6. "Bleed It Out," Linkin Park
7. "Bedshaped," Keane
8. "Wanted Dead Or Alive," Bon Jovi
9. "Wisemen," James Blunt
10. "Black Hole Sun," Chris Cornell
11. "Are You Gonna Go My Way," Lenny Kravitz
12. "Intergalactic," Beastie Boys
13. "Suddenly I See," KT Tunstall
14. "Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)," Corinne Bailey Rae & John Legend
15. "Que Sera, Sera," Damien Rice & David Gray

Live Earth DVD 1:

1. "Live Earth: London Opening," SOS Allstars
2. "Invisible Touch," Genesis
3. "Shut Your Eyes," Snow Patrol
4. "Que Sera, Sera," Damien Rice & David Gray
5. "Suddenly I See," KT Tunstall
6. "My Blue Heaven," Taking Back Sunday
7. "What A Wonderful World," Paolo Nutini
8. "Where Is The Love," Black Eyed Peas
9. "Planet Earth," Duran Duran
10. "Miss Murder," AFI
11. "Gravity," John Mayer
12. "Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)," Corinne Bailey Rae & John Legend
13. "Bedshaped," Keane
14. "Sad But True," Metallica
15. "I Need To Wake Up," Melissa Etheridge
16. "Too Much," Dave Matthews Band
17. "Sober," Kelly Clarkson
18. "Tumba," Angelique Kidjo
19. "Right To Be Wrong," Joss Stone
20. "Wisemen," James Blunt
21. "Intergalactic," Beastie Boys

Live Earth DVD 2:

1. "Gimme Shelter," Keith Urban & Alicia Keys
2. "Bailamos," Enrique Iglesias
3. "Steer," Missy Higgins
4. "Woman," Wolfmother
5. "Black Hole Sun," Chris Cornell
6. "Wanted Dead Or Alive," Bon Jovi
7. "Are You Gonna Go My Way," Lenny Kravitz
8. "United States," Smashing Pumpkins
9. "Another Brick In The Wall Part II," Roger Waters
10. "Driven To Tears," The Police
11. "Better Be Home Soon," Crowded House
12. "Umbrella," Rihanna
13. "Bleed It Out," Linkin Park
14. "Times Like These," Foo Fighters
15. "La Isla Bonita," Madonna featuring Gogol Bordello

Warner Bros. is issuing the CD/2DVD set November 20 with proceeds going to aid the Alliance for Climate Protection. The digital version of the album will be available November 6 and comes with the added “bonus” of John Mayer’s “Waiting on the World To Change” for those purchasing the set from iTunes.



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