Mix Tapes

Music for My Pet Pirate Unicorn

Songs for cleaning my scrotum!!

One Last Too-Late Taste Of Summer

Songs that make me want to party like it's 1985 among neon-clad party goers


Songs for an Autumn Evening Stroll Around the City

I'm moving alone to California this Fall

Songs that catch the new fall chill coming through my window

Sitting alone, Smoking a bowl, Relaxing

I don't like you, but I still feel empty when you're not around.

This is a library, but don't be quiet.

Music For Dead Malls

I just don't give a fuck anymore.