Mix Tapes

Songs that feel like theme music while walking down the street

High and Dry: Songs that End too Soon

Songs to make my parents feel awkward.

Side A: Huzzah, I got my period. I'm not sterile! Side B: Fucking cramps, I wish I was dead.

You're the smartest person I know. Sometimes I wish you'd put down your book, comb your fingers thro

I know you told me not to, but I drank the rest of the milk.

Ha ha ha, and I almost thought you were different. Joke's on me.

Songs With Literary References to Play in the Independent Book Store Where I Work

I've never driven in snow before, and now its snowing.

Son of You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor

My Christian boyfriend won't fuck me

Songs to listen to while dining with your Vicodin-addicted grandmother

Bands That Are Trying To Make Pet Sounds, Again

I Don't Want To Live Here Anymore

Why the fuck can't I sleep? Please, please, make me a tape that will relax me and not distract me in

You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor