Mix Tapes

You're the smartest person I know. Sometimes I wish you'd put down your book, comb your fingers thro

I know you told me not to, but I drank the rest of the milk.

Ha ha ha, and I almost thought you were different. Joke's on me.

Songs With Literary References to Play in the Independent Book Store Where I Work

I've never driven in snow before, and now its snowing.

Son of You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor

My Christian boyfriend won't fuck me

Songs to listen to while dining with your Vicodin-addicted grandmother

Bands That Are Trying To Make Pet Sounds, Again

I Don't Want To Live Here Anymore

Why the fuck can't I sleep? Please, please, make me a tape that will relax me and not distract me in

You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor

Are We Boyfriend & Girlfriend or Not?

Moving into your first apartment

Fuck you, I don't need a hall pass

Corny makes me uncomfortable, but I love you