Mix Tapes

Taco taco burrito: Fuck you New York. I'm going back to California

I just moved to Seattle, I need local music!

How is it only Tuesday?

Songs to slow-dance to in an empty parking lot

Songs to drunkenly ride my bike to while the cops are chasing me

Songs that Reference Cigarettes

The songs no one listens to on albums that everyone knows.

There's something repulsive about alphabet soup.

I already forget how I used to feel about you...

It's Us Against Them

The sound of druggy sex on sexy drugs

You've moved on -- yadda yadda. Now here's a mix to show you I'm doing better than you.

I love you 'cause I have to.

I never knew having an affair would be so much work.