Mix Tapes

Songs we're supposed to hate but still want to dance to.

I can't tell your ethnicity! And I want to ask, but it might seem rude.

Songs to get an abortion to.

Songs for 2 a.m at parties when everyone's burnt out.

American Apparel can suck my succulent balls.

Songs with titles that read like New Year's resolutions.

I Hate John

I sold out.

Sad Songs That Will Make Me Want To Dance in Public

Songs The TMT Morons Weep To

Getting Tasered Kinda Sucks

Song Titles That Would Make Excellent Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Songs For Awkward Silences Between Friends