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COLUMNS

• ALL THAT IS SOLID
  • All That Is Solid 01: Introduction
  • All That Is Solid 02: Hybridization
  • All That Is Solid 03: Pandora
  • All That Is Solid 04: Pandora Pt II
  • All That Is Solid 05: Karaoke vs. Rock Band
  • All That Is Solid 06: Ubiquity
  • All That Is Solid 07: Auto-Tune
  • All That Is Solid 07: Eclecticism
  • All That Is Solid 08: Foundation Myths
• I DON’T HEAR A SINGLE
  • I Don’t Hear a Single 01
  • I Don’t Hear a Single 02
  • I Don’t Hear a Single 03
  • I Don’t Hear a Single 05
  • I Don’t Hear a Single 04
  • I Don’t Hear a Single 666
• JAPAN THE BEATS
  • Interview: DJ Baku
  • Interview: Skyfish
  • Killer Bong
  • Kochitola Haguretic MCs
  • Memory Storm
  • MSC
  • Origami
  • Shingo Nishinari
  • The Way of the Traveler – Osaka
  • Zeebra
  • Zeebra Pt. II
• TMT CERBERUS
  • TMT Cerberus 01
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Features

• ARTICLES
  • "I’ll Take ’Things Related to "Beatles" for $500,’ Please, Alex!"
  • 2006: Biggest Tiniest Boners of the Year
  • 2006: Filmore’s Year-In-Review Mix Tape
  • 2006: Juicebox Jams
  • 2006: My Favorite Songs of the Year That I Could Draw
  • 2006: Top 20 Album Covers of 2006
  • 2006: Watch Enough Movies?
  • 2007: New Happenins in 2008?
  • 2007: The Road To Nowhere Leads to... The Snorks
  • 2007: They Still Make Those?
  • 2007: What’s Up, Baltimore?
  • 2008: Ashes to Ashes
  • 2008: Brand New Low?
  • 2008: The Epic Log
  • 2008: The War on Copyright™
  • 2008: The Year I Fell Out of the Loop
  • 97¢ of Christmas Cheer
  • A Defense of Painful Music
  • A Eulogy for Transcendental Musical Experience
  • A Private Matter
  • A Tiny Art-Land Vortex
  • A Worthy Trade
  • All Tomorrow’s Parties New York 2009
  • America’s Greatest Thinker
  • America’s Greatest Thinker
  • America’s Greatest Thinker
  • America’s Greatest Thinker
  • America’s Greatest Thinker (Special Edition)
  • An Extremely Drastic Case of Déjà Vu
  • Billboards Along the Highway
  • Book Review: 33 1/3: Black Sabbath’s Master of Reality by John Darnielle
  • Book Review: 33 1/3: The Afghan Whigs’ Gentlemen by Bob Gendron
  • Bumbershoot 2009: The Best and Worst
  • Canadian Music Week
  • Catch a Wave: The Rise, Fall, and Redemption of the Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson
  • Choruss: The Next Phase in Digital Music or a Public Bailout?
  • CMJ 2007 Day Panels
  • Coachella 2009
  • Come All You Good Time People
  • Criticism on Criticism
  • Dance Nights:
  • Debunking CBGB Myths: An Interview with Dana Kristal
  • Disco Stays Alive:
  • Don’t Hate Me For Liking U2!
  • Eat Poop with Me Chuck Klosterman
  • Festival: Estrella Damm Primavera Club 2008
  • Festival: Fun Fun Fun Fest 2008
  • Grow Up Never Grow Up
  • Harvest of Hope Festival 2009
  • Headphones
  • Hitler II: He’s Back And He’s Blue
  • Holland, South Africa, Seattle:
  • I Am Lost in Hong Kong…or at Least I Was
  • I Got Earplugs for Valentine’s Day:
  • If Feedback’s Nonlinear, It Can’t Be Straight
  • Independent Music is Dead; Long Live Independent Music?
  • It’s Hard Out There For A Pirate:
  • Jimmy Soul: Ugly Can Be A Beautiful Thang
  • Joe Biden’s Problem with Music
  • Kingdom Come-on!
  • Kinky Cohen: Part 1 [NSFW]
  • Kinky Cohen: Part 2 [NSFW]
  • Label Profiling: Frenchkiss Records
  • Label Profiling: Minimal Wave
  • Label Profiling: Moshi Moshi Records
  • Making it Minimal
  • Making it Minimal:
  • Melvin Van Peebles
  • Monolith Festival 2009: Day 1
  • Monolith Festival 2009: Day 2
  • Mr Manchester
  • Multistability in the Buddha Machine 2.0
  • Musical Analysis: Dirty Projectors’ "Jolly Jolly Jolly Ego"
  • No Fun 2009: Infinite Sound and Image
  • No Fun Fest 2009
  • Northside Festival 2009
  • NXNE 2009
  • Of Fandom and Isolation
  • One Is Not Enough
  • Outside Lands Festival 2009
  • Over The Top Festival
  • Pitchfork Music Festival 2009
  • Pitchfork Music Festival 2009: Day 2
  • Pitchfork Music Festival 2009: Day 3
  • Pop Montreal 2009
  • Rhys Chatham’s “A Crimson Grail” NY Performance Cancelled
  • Riot Fest 2009: Butthole Surfers, The Dead Milkmen, Screeching Weasel
  • Riot Fest 2009: Part 2
  • Riot Fest 2009: Part 3
  • Riot Fest 2009: Part 4
  • Rocksucker
  • Sasquatch! Music Festival 2009
  • Search for Acceptance
  • Search for Acceptance Pt II: How We All Got Into Music
  • Search for Acceptance Pt II: How We All Got Into Music
  • Setting the Tone
  • Sociocultural Ownership of an Artistic Form: Hip-Hop
  • Song Association with The Roesgens
  • SXSW 2009
  • The Apotheosis of U.S. Televisual Culture:
  • The Five Best And Worst Moments of Sasquatch 2009
  • The House of Philistines is All Right
  • The Issue of X and Y
  • The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth
  • The Myth of DIY
  • The State of the Guilty Pleasure
  • Tour Diary: Antimc ’n’ Friends
  • Tour Diary: Antimc ’n’ Friends
  • Tour Diary: Antimc ’n’ Friends
  • Tour Diary: Gown
  • Transfigurations 2009
  • Treasure Island 2009
  • What do You Know?
  • What? I Can’t Hear You:
• INTERVIEWS
  • ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead (Conrad Keely)
  • A Sunny Day In Glasgow
  • Adam Forkner of [[[[VVRSSNN]]]] and Yume Bitsu
  • Akron/Family
  • Akron/Family
  • Alias
  • ANAVAN
  • Andrew W.K.
  • Andy Ortmann (Panicsville)
  • Anni Rossi
  • Apostle Of Hustle
  • Ariel Pink
  • Art Brut
  • Avey Tare & Kria Brekkan
  • Battles
  • Beach House
  • Ben Chasny
  • Bill Callahan
  • Black Dice
  • Black Dice
  • Black Kids (Reggie Youngblood)
  • Blanche
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  • Blues Control
  • Boy in Static
  • British Sea Power
  • Britt Daniel
  • Broadway Project
  • Buck 65
  • Carla Bozulich (Evangelista)
  • Carly Ptak
  • Caroliner
  • Casiotone for the Painfully Alone Interview
  • Castanets
  • Chad VanGaalen
  • Chris Funk (of The Decemberists)
  • Chris Schlarb
  • Christian Fennesz
  • Chuck Dukowski Sextet
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
  • Cloud Cult
  • Colin Meloy (The Decemberists)
  • Colossal Yes
  • Computer Perfection
  • Craig Wedren
  • Cryptacize
  • Cursive
  • Cut Copy
  • Dan Deacon
  • Dark Meat Vomit Lasers Family Band Interview
  • David Bazan
  • Dead C
  • Dead Meadow
  • Deadstring Brothers
  • Deerhoof’s Greg Saunier and Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne
  • Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele
  • Devendra Banhart
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  • Ducktails
  • Eat Skull
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  • Entrance
  • Evangelicals
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  • Fol Chen
  • Food for Animals
  • Foot Village
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  • Gang Gang Dance
  • Girl Talk
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  • Gogol Bordello (Eugene Hutz)
  • Gred Dulli (The Twilight Singers)
  • Grouper
  • Gruff Rhys (Super Furry Animals)
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  • Haunted House
  • Headlights
  • HEALTH (John Famiglietti)
  • Heather Leigh Murray
  • High Places
  • Holy Fuck
  • Iron and Wine
  • Islands
  • Jaga Jazzist
  • Jan Jelinek
  • Jason Anderson
  • Jason Molina (Magnolia Electric Co)
  • Jennifer Herrema (Royal Trux, RTX)
  • Jeremy Enigk
  • Jeremy Jay
  • Jerome Almon
  • Jesu
  • Joanna Newsom
  • John Vanderslice
  • John Vanderslice
  • José González
  • Josh Ritter
  • Jukebox the Ghost
  • Julian Lynch
  • Jumbling Towers
  • Karl Blau
  • Keith Fullerton Whitman
  • Kelley Stoltz
  • Kurt Vile
  • La Otracina
  • Lasse Marhaug
  • Le Loup
  • Los Campesinos!
  • Los Campesinos! (Gareth Campesinos)
  • Love Of Diagrams
  • M. Ward
  • Man Man
  • Manitoba
  • Marnie Stern
  • Martin Freeman (The Office [UK])
  • Matt & Kim
  • Menomena
  • Mi Ami
  • Micose And The Mau Mau’s
  • Mike Watt
  • Mikko Aspa (Grunt, Freak Animal label owner)
  • Minmae
  • Modest Mouse
  • Mogwai (Stuart Braithwaite)
  • Múm
  • Murder By Death
  • Neil Halstead (Mojave 3)
  • Neko Case
  • No Age
  • No Doctors
  • No Kids
  • Oakley Hall
  • Old Time Relijun
  • Page France
  • Panda Bear
  • Papercuts
  • Parts & Labor
  • Pepe Deluxé
  • Peter Christopherson (Part 2)
  • Peter Christopherson [Throbbing Gristle, The Threshold HouseBoys Choir]
  • Platinum Pied Pipers
  • Pocahaunted
  • Ponytail
  • Psapp
  • Pterodactyl
  • Q and Not U
  • Quasi
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  • Rachel’s
  • Raekwon
  • Resplendent
  • Richard Buckner
  • Rob Crow
  • Rock Plaza Central
  • Rocky Votolato
  • Roman Candle
  • Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck
  • Sage Francis
  • Sam Prekop and Archer Prewitt (The Sea and Cake)
  • Saturday Looks Good to Me
  • Sigur Rós
  • Silver Jews
  • Single Frame
  • Skygreen Leopards
  • Songs: Ohia
  • Sonic Youth
  • Sonic Youth (Lee Ranaldo)
  • Spiritualized (J. Spaceman)
  • St. Vincent
  • Sun Araw
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  • Talibam!
  • Talkdemonic
  • Thao and The Get Down Stay Down
  • The Arcade Fire
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  • The Best Thing Ever
  • The Books
  • The Boy Least Likely To
  • The Cocker Spaniels
  • The Dutchess & the Duke
  • The Elected
  • The Flaming Lips (Wayne Coyne)
  • The Handsome Family
  • The Heavenly States
  • The Heavenly States
  • The Hold Steady
  • The Jesus Lizard (David Yow)
  • The Mae Shi
  • The Mountain Goats
  • The Octopus Project
  • The Rosebuds
  • The Ruby Suns
  • The Secret Machines
  • The Unicorns
  • The Wrens
  • Tim Westergren (Music Genome Project Founder)
  • Titus Andronicus
  • Tovah Olson (of Dead Machines)
  • Travis Morrison
  • Tree Wave
  • TV on the Radio (David Sitek)
  • Tyondai Braxton
  • Tyvek
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  • Vashti Bunyan
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  • Vic Chesnutt
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  • Weasel Walter
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  • Wilco
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  • Woelv
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Film

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  • An Autumn Afternoon (Criterion)
  • Arab on Radar: Sunshine for Shady People
  • Before the Rain (Criterion)
  • Brand Upon the Brain! (Criterion)
  • Burn to Shine 05: Seattle [DVD]
  • Christmas on Mars: A Fantastical Film Freakout Featuring The Flaming Lips
  • Chungking Express (Criterion)
  • Classe tous risques (Criterion)
  • Danton (Criterion)
  • Depeche Mode: The Dark Progression
  • Dinosaur Jr.: Live in the Middle East [DVD]
  • El Norte (Criterion)
  • Frownland
  • Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts
  • Grails
  • Hearts and Minds
  • Hell On Wheels
  • High and Low (Criterion)
  • High School Record
  • In the Realm of the Senses (Criterion Collection)
  • Kick That Habit
  • Killshot
  • Live at The Smell
  • Neil Hamburger
  • Pigs, Pimps & Prostitutes: 3 Films by Shohei Imamura (Criterion Collection)
  • Play All [DVD]
  • The Exterminating Angel (Criterion)
  • The Last Pogo
  • The Night James Brown Saved Boston
  • Toots
  • Twenty-Four Eyes (Criterion)
  • Viridiana (Criterion)
  • Visioneers
  • You Think You Really Know Me: The Gary Wilson Story
• FILM FEATURES
  • Be My Cheap-o Valentine
  • Chicago 44th International Film Festival
  • Chris Smith [Interview]
  • Jean-Luc Godard Retrospective
  • Silverdocs Documentary Festival
  • The Maryland Film Festival
• FILM REVIEWS
  • $9.99
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • (Untitled)
  • 12
  • 24 City
  • 35 Shots of Rum
  • 9
  • A Beautiful Life
  • A Christmas Tale
  • A Jihad for Love
  • A Serious Man
  • A Very British Gangster
  • Adam Resurrected
  • Adventureland
  • Afghan Star
  • Alien Trespass
  • American Artifact: The Rise of American Rock Poster Art
  • American Casino
  • American Teen
  • An American Journey
  • An Education
  • Angels & Demons
  • Antarctica
  • Antichrist
  • Appaloosa
  • Art & Copy
  • Ashes of Time: Redux
  • Australia
  • Away We Go
  • Baghead
  • Ballast
  • Beeswax
  • Big Fan
  • Big Man Japan (Dai-Nipponjin)
  • Bigger, Stronger, Faster*
  • Birdsong (Le Cant dels ocells)
  • Black Dynamite
  • Blessed is the Match: The Life and Death of Hannah Senesh
  • Blindness
  • Boy A
  • Brideshead Revisited
  • Bronson
  • Brüno
  • Burma VJ: Reporting from a Closed Country
  • Burn After Reading
  • Cadillac Records
  • California Company Town
  • Cargo 200
  • Che
  • Chéri
  • Cherry Blossoms
  • Choke
  • Ciao
  • Cold Souls
  • Control
  • Coraline
  • Couples Retreat
  • Dark Streets
  • Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son about His Father
  • Defiance
  • District 9
  • Donkey Punch
  • Doubt
  • Duplicity
  • Elegy
  • Elite Squad
  • Encounters at the End of the World
  • Enlighten Up!
  • Everlasting Moments
  • Every Little Step
  • Examined Life
  • Expired
  • Extract
  • Fados
  • Fanboys
  • Fear Me Not
  • Fear(s) of the Dark
  • Filth and Wisdom
  • Food, Inc.
  • Forbidden Lie$
  • Friday the 13th
  • Frontier of Dawn
  • Frost/Nixon
  • Frozen River
  • Full Battle Rattle
  • Funny People
  • Ghosted
  • Gigantic
  • Gomorrah
  • Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
  • Good Dick
  • Goodbye Solo
  • Gran Torino
  • Great Speeches from a Dying World
  • Grown in Detroit
  • Guest of Cindy Sherman
  • Gunnin’ for That #1 Spot
  • Hamlet 2
  • Happy-Go-Lucky
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Harvard Beats Yale 29-29
  • Heavy Metal in Baghdad
  • Hell Ride
  • Henry Poole Is Here
  • Herb & Dorothy
  • Hounddog
  • House of the Sleeping Beauties
  • Humboldt County
  • Humpday
  • Hunger
  • I Can’t Think Straight
  • I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
  • I Sell the Dead
  • I’ve Loved You So Long
  • Ice People
  • Import/Export
  • In Search of a Midnight Kiss
  • In the Loop
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Inland Empire
  • Irene in Time
  • Jennifer’s Body
  • Jerichow
  • Julia
  • Julie and Julia
  • Just Another Love Story
  • Katyń
  • Lake Tahoe
  • Let the Right One In (Låt den rä komma in)
  • Little Ashes
  • Lorna’s Silence
  • Love Happens
  • Lymelife
  • Man on Wire
  • Management
  • Memorial Day
  • Milk
  • Milton Glaser: To Inform and Delight
  • Mister Foe
  • Mister Lonely
  • Mock Up On Mu
  • Momma’s Man
  • Mongol
  • Moscow, Belgium (Aanrijding in Moscou)
  • Mother of Tears
  • Motherland
  • Munyurangabo
  • Must Read After My Death
  • My Führer: The Truly Truest Truth About Adolf Hitler
  • My One and Only
  • My Winnipeg
  • Nerdcore Rising
  • New York, I Love You
  • Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
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  • Nothing But The Truth
  • Notorious
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  • Obscene
  • Of Time and the City
  • Off Jackson Avenue
  • One Fast Move or I’m Gone: Kerouac’s Big Sur
  • OSS: 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies
  • Otto; Or, Up With Dead People
  • Our City Dreams
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  • Süden
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  • Taxidermia
  • Tell No One (Ne le dis a personne)
  • The Beaches of Agnès
  • The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)
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  • The Box
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  • The End of Poverty?
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  • The Escapist
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  • The Headless Woman
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  • The Informant!
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  • The Invention of Lying
  • The Last Mistress
  • The Limits of Control
  • The Men Who Stare At Goats
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  • The Order of Myths
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  • The Pool
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  • The Secret of the Grain (La graine et le mulet)
  • The Tracey Fragments
  • The Unborn
  • The Universe of Keith Haring
  • The Unknown Woman
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  • The Windmill Movie
  • The Window (La Ventana)
  • The Wrestler
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  • Theater of War
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  • W.
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  • Whip It
  • White on Rice
  • Who Does She Think She Is?
  • World’s Greatest Dad
  • Yasukuni
  • Yes Man
  • Zack and Miri Make a Porno
  • Zombieland

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• Zazen Boys

MIX TAPES

Articles

• I am sick and tired of you, Björk! I need someone new!
• I never knew having an affair would be so much work.
• My mother is in her late 40s and dresses like a 21-year-old bimbo. To make it worse, my name is Stacey.
• Simple, Striking, Strange and Sad
• Songs to listen to when you’re sitting in an airport terminal, waiting for the plane that will take you to your long distance lover.
• You Don’t Look Anything Like Your Match.Com Profile
• "Fancy": Man, I love that word. Always thought it would make a great band name, but only for gore-grind. Anyway, just what do mix tape robots fancy?
• "indie" songs you think aaron carter might like.
• "It doesn’t matter if we die and that’s everything, this is worth it. This is worth it. This is worth it."
• "Tiny Mix Tapes Never Makes Me A Mix" Blues
• (Return Of The) Make me a five-song introduction to the music scene in your city. If I wanted to start going to shows in (blank), I would do well to start with these bands.
• 12 reasons why you never pick my requests
• A David Bowie mix for someone who doesn’t realize that most of what she listens to is directly inspired by the man
• A doo-wop shindig mix, makes you feel like you’re in a 50s surf movie all about love and the summer and the heat of Florida
• a formal dinner party for hipsters
• a girl i met on the internet tricked me into thinking she wasn’t the music snob that she obviously is.
• a mix for falling asleep in church
• a mix for feeling miserable on your birthday.
• A mix for starting out on your own and instead of the cool, independent, I-can-do-whatever-I-want" lifestyle, you just end up working two jobs and spending all your hard-earned money on gas, bills and groceries. Basically, something to cope with the disappointment.
• A mix for that sunny Sunday late morning/early afternoon, when you’re sort of lying in bed and staring at the ceiling or out the window with lots of natural light pouring onto you, warming you with the feeling that you’ve got nothing to do today but think.
• A mix for that sunny Sunday late morning/early afternoon, when you’re sort of lying in bed and staring at the ceiling or out the window with lots of natural light pouring onto you, warming you with the feeling that you’ve got nothing to do today but think.
• a mix for when you catch your ex using all the music you introduced her to with her new girlfriend
• A mix for when you’ve finally found someone on your wavelength
• A Mix of Underappreciated Basslines
• A mix so "folk" that if one were to plant it, grass would grow.
• A mix tape for the night time when you’ve been outside with friends all day and you’re relaxing on a grassy knoll in a quiet place and the sky is beautiful and the weather’s clear.
• A mix tape for wondering if TMT is fucking serious about Neutral Milk Hotel
• A mix tape to kindly tell my friend he needs to stop playing Spore and get outside for some social interactions.
• A mix tape to listen to after an epiphany following various hallucinogenic encounters with Elliott Smith’s ghost.
• A mix tape to listen to while delivering newspapers VERY early in the morning
• A mix that says "come back here and go on tiny adventures with me" and also "let’s laugh and talk again like we did that morning laying hung over and upside down on my couch"
• a mix to give that intriguing stranger you always cross paths with, but don’t have the courage to speak to
• A mix to go along with achieving Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.
• A mix to leave on a table at the neighborhood cafe to introduce someone to your favorite music
• A mixtape to tell my mama how much I love her
• a new take on a classic please: a calm yet groovin car drivin mix. along the lines of little eyes from yo la tengo, or incinerate from sonic youth, or the moon from the microphones. yea. but i mean, not those songs right? songs along those lines, that are drive-able and yet calming and interesting. you get it.
• A playlist full of songs from robots who don’t think what they listen to is great enough to put in a playlist
• A soundtrack for a life lived sleepwalking.
• A soundtrack to accompany me on the road as I transport radioactive packages to area hospitals in the hours before dawn.
• A soundtrack to burning down an all-girls’ catholic school and all the bitches in it.
• A soundtrack to my blanket fort.
• a soundtrack to the film inside your head
• A tribute to my childhood blanket
• A tribute to the color blue.
• A tribute to unprotected sex. Fucking stupid.
• A Wedding So Untraditional Your Grandparents Probably Won’t Come, But They Keep Trying to Talk You into Having the Wedding in a Church. Won’t They Either Come or Give Up?
• after you left i had nothing to come home to anymore
• AMERICA: A map using music.
• American Apparel can suck my succulent balls.
• An Updated Mix for Harold and Maude
• And as if we had been previously talking, songs that start with conjunctions.
• And at once it came. Out of the darkness of the doorway.
• Apparently everybody has lots of sex at college except for me.
• Are We Boyfriend & Girlfriend or Not?
• As glamorous as my $35 Chanel red lipstick...
• As I Sweep up The Last of the Leaves
• At you Sir, I shake my tiny fist!
• Awkward Songs To Listen To In The Car With My Mother
• Bands That Are Trying To Make Pet Sounds, Again
• Beautiful noise
• Beautiful Songs by Girls with Beautiful Voices NOT about Love or Heartbreak
• Best Cover Songs
• Best Title Tracks Ever
• Best Tracks You Probably Haven’t Heard Of This Year (2008)
• Bob Dylan impressions that, if he ever heard them, would make Dylan vomit
• But I Want to Join the Ranks of Those Cool, Hipster Kids That Dance to Songs I Don’t Know
• But Mr. Barnes, selling out IS possible — before-&-after song pairs to teach the man some caution
• but you will see, gentlemen, that this is a mixtape for the Underground Man.
• can you love two people at the same time....with the same name?
• Captain Planet’s Lonely Hearts Club.
• College no longer feels like summer camp.
• Corny makes me uncomfortable, but I love you
• Corny makes me uncomfortable, but I love you.
• dancing in the dark on repeat only does so much; can you capture the feeling in other tunes?
• Dating mentally unstable girls is my favorite vice
• Dating mentally unstable guys is my least favorite vice
• depressing songs to play at the porn store i work at, so customers forget they’re horny and go home and quit bothering me
• Don’t even try getting me into a religious debate.
• Drowning out the little voices of self-doubt
• every time i watch the sixth sense i cry
• every time i watch the sixth sense i cry
• everyone in the world is getting back together except us. a beautiful tape which subtly says "what’s wrong with you? dump your joke of a rebound girl and ask me back already!"
• Everyone, Just... Pretend to be Normal.
• For the drive-through car wash, when you spend the extra three dollars to get the trippy rainbow soap
• For the last time: the accordion is a beautiful instrument!
• For the the drive-through car wash when you spend the extra $3 to get the trippy rainbow soap
• FUCK TACO BELL
• Fuck you meth head ex-neighbours, I’m moving into a real house with a porch and a backyard!!! Boo-ya!
• Fuck you, I don’t need a hall pass
• Getting Tasered Kinda Sucks
• Gimme some good gardening songs
• give me a mix featuring songs from memorable movie scenes
• Got everything I need on my back and ready to see the world.
• Got everything I need on my back and ready to see the world.
• Great songs by mediocre artists
• Guilty pleasures that would easily call into question my sexuality.
• Guitar freakouts that beautifully gel with the song to create one marvelous form of cacophonous beauty, like the one in Wilco’s "Spiders (Kidsmoke)"
• Guys can like sunsets too.
• Ha ha ha, and I almost thought you were different. Joke’s on me.
• Hank Williams completes me. Who else should I explore?
• Hey, you’re beautiful and fucked up a bit, but at least fucked up in the same ways I am, so maybe I can help. And date you to boot.
• High and Dry: Songs that End too Soon
• Hipsters, stop acting like you’re in hell.
• How is it only Tuesday?
• How to Say I Like You Quirky Boys in Ten Simple Songs
• I already forget how I used to feel about you...
• i am a recovering addict and alcoholic, all my favorite music was composed by junkies and lushes, and my friends want me to go the pub for a drink. i need a mix that reassures me it’s good to be clean and sober.
• i am so high and all i want to do is listen to cool instrumental noises for the next four hours
• I broke your heart a long time ago and now I am sorry.
• I broke your heart a long time ago and now I am sorry. (round 2)
• I can’t bear the idea of working full time, let alone for the rest of my life
• I can’t fucking stand working for you. You’re a complete idiot and a total micromanaging asshole with no clue how to treat people with any semblance of decency. So fuck you and this shitty ass job.
• I can’t tell your ethnicity! And I want to ask, but it might seem rude.
• I can’t wait to be single again and meet someone with more money than you.
• I don’t know where I’m going, I just know I need to go.
• I don’t like you. Can you leave me the hell alone please?
• I Don’t Want To Live Here Anymore
• I fall in love with every girl on this tape because they all play cute music with even cuter lyrics.
• i gave you my heart and made you a sock monkey and all i got was a collection of musicals and bargain bin cds
• i get a kick out of songs with some scientific merit (esp astronomy!). i admit my nerd-dom with pleasure and with your help i’ll be able to proclaim it loudly and beautifully!
• i go to an all girls catholic high school.
• I had to remake all of my childhood memories so you could be real.
• I Hate Indie-Pop. Please Give Me Something Noisy.
• I Hate John
• I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school.
• I have a bad habit of falling in love with nerds.
• I have an asshole friend
• I have been stalking my Ex-Girlfriend for three weeks and I need something to listen to while sitting outside her work.
• I haven’t shaved my legs all winter, spring is here and I think I’m going to miss my leg warmers.
• I just got a speeding ticket!
• I Just Had My Pocket Vacuumed
• I Just Had My Pocket Vacuumed
• I just met you last weekend, and I now want to spend the rest of my weekends with you, forever!
• I just moved to Seattle, I need local music!
• I keep going to church and thinking I might be the Alpha and Omega.
• I know you told me not to, but I drank the rest of the milk.
• I love you ’cause I have to.
• I masturbate to you even when I don’t want to... uh, don’t want to think of you, that is... I mean, I want to masturbate...
• I Miss My Dog and Nothing Seems Okay Since He Died.
• I need a bank robbin’ mix.
• I need a fresh start. To run away. To have no history.
• I need a mix for a train hopping vagabond.
• i need a new getting ready for work playlist because the new killers disc is getting a bit tiresome
• I Need More Pretty Girl Voices Songs
• I need songs to tell my musically geeked-out alt-country man we’ve got a bun in the oven, but I don’t want to hit him over the head with it.
• I need three songs to send my ex-boyfriend in a package containing his sweatshirt and a piece of art he made. (Something that says: you hurt me an inmeasurable amount and I am jaded and apathetic in regards to love because of you.)
• I need three songs to send my exboyfriend in a package containing his sweatshirt and a piece of art he made. (Something that says: you hurt me an inmeasurable amount and I am jaded and apathetic in regards to love because of you) [Round Two]
• I need to stop listening to Merriweather Post Pavilion before I get Animal Collective fatigue.
• I need wedding reception music that doesn’t suck.
• I never knew having an affair would be so much work.
• i once met this boy when i was 10 years old and i fell in love with him. i havent seen him since then, and im now 24. ive never felt the same about anyone since...
• I really believe we could get on pretty well in real life. Don’t be afraid. Will you please, please go to the movies with me?
• I sold out.
• I talk out loud like you’re still around
• I thought I’d miss you, but I really don’t.
• i thought only teenage guys were supposed to be this horny, but apparently i, a 17-year old girl who has only kissed one guy in her life, am up there with the horniest of them. songs to calm my raging hormones or possibly just make them go even crazier.
• I Want Music to Terrify Me
• I want my life to be in colors again. Right now it’s black and white. Actually, it’s grey.
• I want my roommate to be afraid of how indie I am.
• I want the human race to die.
• I want to dance to our love. A crazy wild dance.
• I want to go home.
• I want to go home.
• I wish I was taller
• I’m a high school drop out and she’s almost through her masters program.
• I’m afraid of Americans. A mix of songs from outside the USA.
• I’m bipolar. A mix to reflect my brain’s chemical imbalance.
• I’m completely tactless, and I haven’t shown you that side of me yet, but I want you to know about it. I need a tape to play in your car stereo that says it. I hope you still like me afterwards.
• I’m convinced that we really dont hate each other. I blame it on the sexual tension. So lets do the deed and we’ll both be a little bit happier!
• I’m going to the Salvador Dali museum, what should I listen to while I wander around tripping?
• I’m having trouble finding good, real, folk music that isn’t old Appalachian dudes playing the same old public domain tunes. Please help!
• I’m having trouble finding good, real, folk music that isn’t old Appalachian dudes playing the same old public domain tunes. Please help!
• I’m in love with a guy who looks like Eddie Munster, which I don’t think is a bad thing but some folks may not understand
• I’m just going to sit and obsess over you since I have zero balls to ask you out
• I’m not sorry that i bit you. I’m sorry I might not have the chance to do it again.
• I’m secretly having sex with my best friend’s girlfriend, which is wrong, I know, but I just can’t say no to legs like that.
• I’m sick of seeing mixtapes comprised of nothing but milquetoast indie pop. Belle & Sebastian make me want to punch a baby in the face.
• i’m so bored at work
• I’m taking a 19-hour coach trip to Munich!
• I’m unemployed and you may be pregnant...
• I’m using this to tell you that I love you because I’m 15 and too immature to just say it.
• I’ve been working out in secret so when summer comes, boys will flock to me on the beach instead of you. And you said I couldn’t do it. HA!
• I’ve cut my foot and the floor’s full of salt.
• I’ve never driven in snow before, and now its snowing.
• I’ve sent in probably close to 50 requests without one being made into a mix tape. Sometimes I think all of you just band together and decide to never respond to my name that I leave. So I changed it. Still no luck. Make me a damn mix tape. In the past year, I’ve had a abortion, got broken up with by my boyfriend, had a great 20th birthday, and I just want to move to a rainy place where no one knows my name, get a dog, and read more.
• If I could find a dive bar with indie karaoke, these songs would be in the first few pages of new additions to the library
• If the house was on fire, I’d save you last.
• if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
• indie pop songs that sound so happy you don’t even noticed how fucked up & vulgar the lyrics are
• Indie Songs To Listen To In The Car With The Top Down
• Indie West Coast vs Indie East Coast
• It’s All Marshmallows And Ponies Until Someone Gets Hurt
• It’s almost time for the annual summer vacation pool party. Side A: Swimming in the sunshine Side B: Smores around a campfire
• IT’S FINALLY SPRING. and i’m still in love with you.
• It’s not going to happen, but you can still paint me naked.
• It’s raining and quiet, and I really just want to drive my car into this lake right now
• It’s Us Against Them
• Jams for a high school television crew that cant play songs with profanities and wants to get things going early in the morning
• Jazz Funeral
• Let’s fall madly in love and move out to a cabin in the woods with your dogs and have crazy hermit sex all day, everyday.
• let’s just stay celibate.
• Loudest Fucking Songs on Earth! A Mix Tape Guaranteed to Create a Loss of Hearing in One Night
• Love Songs Written by People with Glasses.
• machine superintelligences from the future are transmitting on our frequency through the vacuum of space; they are having a party over there and want us to hear, even though they know we won’t understand yet.
• Make me a five-song introduction to the music scene in your city. If I wanted to start going to shows in (blank), I would do well to start with these bands.
• Make Me a Fucking Mix Already
• make me your girlfriend or you’ll never see me naked again.
• Maybe I’m not a walking pride parade, but just cause I’m too emolicious for rainbows doesn’t mean I’m not gay enough to date your ass.
• Metaphors for Big Dicks
• Mix for a Bipolar Relationship
• Mix Tape for a Bipolar Relationship
• Mix tape for my friend, who after years of trying, finally got pregnant
• Mixtape to Help my Painfully Reserved Boyfriend Learn How to Dance Alone in his Boxers
• Moving into your first apartment
• Music For The Headphones On My Girlfriend’s Belly. I Want My Kid to Know How Beautiful This World Can Be.
• Music For The Headphones On My Girlfriend’s Belly. I Want My Kid to Know How Beautiful This World Can Be.
• Music That Captain Beefheart Would Proclaim Genius
• Music That Makes Me Feel Most Beautiful with No Make Up
• Music To Listen To When Bill Pullman Watches You Masturbate
• Music to play over bad ‘80s cartoons to make them seem arty
• my boyfriend died. it’s been almost 3 months and i still cry in my closet.
• My boyfriend got another girl pregnant, and I need to get "Papa Don’t Preach" out of my head.
• my buddy chris always brags about how good he is in everything, but the truth is, he really sucks at everything
• My Christian boyfriend won’t fuck me
• My cute new boy likes to dance. Al Green and Otis Redding-esque songs that will make him want to dance with me in the living room.
• My decadence is bigger than yours
• my embarrassing secret is that, at nearly sixteen years old, i’ve often felt that the only reason i am still alive is because it would be wrong to die before losing my virginity. well, it’s gone now.
• My future work will be based on filming people who will get hit by my car at night.
• My girlfriend’s into noise music. How the hell can I make her a romantic mixtape?
• My husband, the one true love of my life, got my life-long best friend pregnant. They’re both leaving me for each other. Anything sad, hopeful, or emotionally drained. Nothing angry please.
• My lady and I aren’t really a whole lot like Jack and Diane.
• My shower is in my kitchen? Welcome to New York.
• New York City’s big, and I’m lonely
• Nice to meet you. Can I use you?
• Nothing ever goes right. I’m not even going to try my hand at some clever phrase here. Can you please just make a mix tape for me?
• odd little love songs for my odd little girlfriend
• Pitchfork’s Twee as Fuck mix tape was way lame-o. Oh mighty tmt, show me the way to twee goodness.
• Rap songs that will fill this skinny white boy with swagger as he gets ready to go out.
• Sad songs for freckled girls.
• Sad Songs That Will Make Me Want To Dance in Public
• Second Semester Sophomore Year We All Turned Gay
• Secret lives of Swedish Fish and other candy-coated oddities
• Secret, forbidden love found at the bottom of a pint of Bass one stormy March evening
• Sexy, fun, unexpected songs to tango to: because there’s got to be more to tango than the sound of dead men singing and accordions at a milonga
• Side A: Huzzah, I got my period. I’m not sterile! Side B: Fucking cramps, I wish I was dead.
• Side A: Songs to make time go faster. Side B: Songs to make time go slower.
• Side A: Top 5 songs to play on the way to prom. Side B: Top 5 songs to play on the way home from prom.
• sleighbells ring, and I’m listening to you gripe about how you hate snow.
• Snap/Crackle/Pop if actual music came from my rice krispies
• Snap/Crackle/Pop: if actual music came from my rice krispies
• So I’ve seen lots of good requests that are answered by a crappy mixtape. Take an old request that somebody else fucked up and fix it.
• So I’ve seen lots of good requests that are answered by a crappy mixtape. Take an old request that somebody else fucked up and fix it.
• Someday I’m Going to Move to Canada, Simply for the Music
• Something for the asshole who keeps putting Arcade Fire on the mix tapes, to show him/her better music.
• Something to leave on "repeat" to keep my dog company during the day while I’m at work.
• something to play over the loud speaker at the children’s museum where i work
• Something to play over the loud speaker at the children’s museum where I work.
• Sometimes I wonder if maybe I love him so much that it won’t matter whether he loves me back.
• Sometimes I wonder if people on the street think about me as much as I think about them. Probably not.
• Son of You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor
• Song titles that sound like definitions in the dictionary
• Song Titles That Would Make Excellent Fortune Cookie Fortunes
• songs about how you probably shouldn’t trust me because I’m using you for sex
• Songs by Sexy Bearded Men
• Songs cut from the final edit of Apocalypse Now...or the soundtrack in your head while reading a book about Vietnam
• Songs Featuring Talking
• Songs for 2 a.m at parties when everyone’s burnt out.
• Songs for a Dusty Western Dystopia
• Songs For A Serial Killer’s Birthday Party
• Songs for a vigilante to listen to during his nightly quest for justice.
• Songs for an Art History Major
• Songs For Awkward Silences Between Friends
• Songs for chicks high off redline doing the electric slide on the sidewalk in front of some bitch’s house
• Songs for Christmas Lights, But Not Necessarily Christmas Music
• Songs for Coming Back Home to Minneapolis...
• songs for dogs to poop along to
• Songs for easing the pain of [college] rejections.
• Songs For Feeling Small And Defenseless
• Songs for Freudian Slips
• songs for having an orgasm in art class
• Songs for making pinky promises to.
• Songs for maps: for using them to navigate the country together, for folding and misfolding them in a hurry at national parks, for tearing/losing/or spilling coffee on when we first hit the road, and for making maps of her body while she sleeps (because this trip is our first, but maybe our last unless I can remember how to get through to you again).
• songs for painting circles, squares and triangles
• Songs for people who say ‘I love you’ in unintelligible ways
• songs for sipping coffee and pretending to be intelligent
• Songs for sleeping in a hammock.
• Songs for surviving that time of the month. Maybe music that makes it tolerable and keeps you from freaking at everyone you meet?
• Songs for that ugly period of time between winter and spring.
• songs for the blues that comes along with daylight savings time, when you realize how long the afternoons are, and that the night is probably going to be lame.
• Songs for the egg-shaped oval guy in zoloft commercials
• Songs for the first sexless week in co-habitational (and formerly really hot) relationship.
• Songs For The First Week Sexless Week In A Co-Habitational (And A Formerly Really Hot) Relationship (Pt. II, The Vengeance)
• Songs for the guy who has the worst gas in the world, but you love him anyway.
• Songs for the imaginary life I want to spend on a porch, in the woods, near a lake, off a dirt road, reading and writing and playing music with a boy who is in love with someone else.
• Songs for the the stay-at-home dad
• songs for the workmate who always asks me if I think she’s really punk. Songs that will say to her: just do. there is no try.
• Songs for those picture-perfect moments that never get photographed
• songs for those who are left out, of everything
• Songs for those who are never first
• Songs for when an extreme right wing regime is democratically deposed
• songs for when you realize that dancing around naked to daft punk is not the best idea when your room-mate buys a new video camera
• songs for when you’re coloring a map, like in third grade, but you’re 21 and in college
• songs for when you’re sick with bad choices
• Songs For When You’re Sick With Bad Choices
• Songs for when you’re tripping on Robitussin and your best friend’s mother catches you dancing around with a towel on your head to the song Eat Y’self Fitter
• Songs for your best friend who lives in France, where he is hungry and cold.
• Songs from a father-to-be to give to the mother-to-be, to be played for our baby-to-be when he/she arrives in February 2007.
• Songs from that Canadian indie film no one saw
• Songs from the hypothetical Bruce Willis-John Cusack buddy cop movie
• Songs i can drive to. But i dont drive very fast.
• Songs I’d like to wake up next to.
• Songs robots listen to when they’re alone
• Songs so beautiful they make you want to cry or something.
• songs that are about love, yet don’t mention love even once.
• Songs that are about love, yet don’t mention love even once.
• Songs That Belong Inside a Fortune Cookie II
• Songs That Belong Inside a Fortune Cookie III
• Songs that feel like summer, not that have summer in the title.
• Songs that feel like theme music while walking down the street
• Songs that feel like theme music while walking down the street
• Songs that give you that completely empty feeling in the pit of your stomach
• Songs That Go Nicely With Cigarettes Pt. II
• Songs that go nicely with cigarettes.
• songs that make a compelling case for bringing the word "rad" back
• Songs That Make Looking Out the Window on a Bus Trip More Entertaining Than Anything on Television
• Songs That Make You Feel Infinite
• Songs that make you want to go outside.
• Songs that Reference Cigarettes
• Songs that remind you of Pet Sounds
• songs that remind you of hiding even now what really matters cos’ you might get busted.
• Songs that say "fuck you, I’ll be a starving artist even if it means living in my friend’s basement for the rest of my life."
• Songs that Sound Different at Night
• Songs that sound like this photo
• Songs That Thom Yorke Masturbates To
• Songs that will allow me and five of my best girlfriends to travel to a weekend getaway in massive style.
• Songs that will bring back my faith in the human race
• Songs that will make me vomit with homesickness
• Songs that will turn the most cold-hearted critic into a romantic.
• songs that willl finally convince me that i, too, can dance in public
• Songs that won’t drive me crazy when I’m massaging my clients.
• Songs the Keebler Elves would make if they were a band.
• Songs The TMT Morons Weep To
• songs to alleviate my bruised self esteem after having to grovel and kiss ass to a very brash, crass, and mean mother-in-law. I have no more dignity, help!
• Songs to bluff that I know about cool Australian music
• Songs to buy new clothes to, because who doesn’t love having style AND good taste in music?
• Songs to distract my cat when I have to drive her in my car (she is distracted by bird calls, but hates dog barking).
• Songs to drive to at night. Or songs that invoke the feeling that I’d like to drive to them at night because I don’t currently have a car. So, songs that could be driven to at night, but also sound good on the bus and the walk home. Maybe a bit autumnal/wintery, in keeping with the season. I would have said "fall-y" but I’m going to be honest, that sounds rubbish. Autumn is a much better word. So, autumnal songs that are good to travel to on pretty much any mode of transport (maybe except a Harley), but are especially good at soundtracking car journeys in the dark.
• Songs to drunkenly ride my bike to while the cops are chasing me
• Songs to drunkenly ride my bike to while the cops are chasing me
• Songs to eat cereal to
• Songs to either encourage or discourage me from packing up and moving abroad.
• Songs to empower me to just stop shaving my armpits once and for all.
• Songs to fill the awkward (and sometimes dreadful) silences between a couple who have had an argument. Or songs to assure me that everything will be alright.
• Songs to flee the country to
• Songs to get an abortion to.
• Songs to help me accept that, if my life was The Golden Girls, I would be Dorothy. Dammit.
• Songs to Help Me Digest
• songs to keep me company while I wait for him. cause thats what I do. wait for him.
• songs to lament the fact that i’ve had my period for 15 days.
• songs to like because they’re weird.
• Songs to Listen to at a Flea Market
• Songs to listen to at an airport at night.
• Songs to listen to during holiday dinners with the family and you are stuck across from Aunt Joan again (the one that drools and spits food particles when she talks)
• Songs to listen to on a vision quest through the desert of new mexico
• Songs to listen to on a vision quest through the desert of new mexico
• songs to listen to on my ipod while walking around the andy warhol museum.
• Songs to listen to when you are horny as hell.
• Songs to listen to while attempting to cook a gourmet dinner (one that more than likely won’t turn out!)
• Songs to listen to while dining with your Vicodin-addicted grandmother
• songs to listen to while i’m at the library to make me feel like i’m not in the library
• Songs To Listen To While Reading "House Of Leaves" To Make It Either More Terrifying Or Less Terrifying.
• Songs to Lose Your Mind to
• Songs to Lose Your Sense of Identity To
• Songs to lose your sense of identity to
• Songs To Make Lucky Paper Stars To
• Songs to make my dad shut up about how Iggy Pop was the last great hard rocker.
• Songs to Make My Insides Dance
• Songs to make my parents feel awkward.
• songs to piss off pitchforkmedia.
• songs to play eight hours of dungeons and dragons
• Songs To Play Eight Hours of Dungeons and Dragons To
• Songs to play on the bus ride home after a highly successful first date
• Songs to promote pretentiousness.
• songs to put ikea furniture together to
• Songs to reference when I need to bluff that I am hip.
• Songs to remind me why I moved to LA in the first place (I really am starting to hate it here)
• Songs to repel the oncoming robot apocalypse
• songs to rub in the noses of nerdy audiophiles with $10000 turntables.
• songs to search for colleges to
• Songs to show my little brother that being "popular" in high school doesn’t mean shit. He’s cooler AND funnier AND smarter than all of them anyway, and will most likely be more successful.
• Songs to show my music snob husband that I can find cool new music too
• Songs to show that I don’t like people, but I don’t want to be alone, I’m having a nervous breakdown, but I have nothing to breakdown about
• Songs to sign divorce papers to
• Songs to slow-dance to in an empty parking lot
• Songs to slow-dance to in an empty parking lot
• Songs to Walk Barefoot and/or Lie in the Grass To
• Songs to watch porn to, because you don’t like the fake sex noises they make.
• Songs To Watch Snow Fall To
• Songs to watch the sun come up to as you drink your coffee and wonder why the girl you had sex with last night left before you woke up
• Songs to worship false idols to
• Songs to worship false idols to.
• Songs to wrap around yourself like a security blanket
• Songs to wrap around yourself like a security blanket
• Songs we’re supposed to hate but still want to dance to.
• songs where the singer’s ridiculous accent sticks out like a sore thumb.
• Songs with handclaps.
• Songs with literary references to play in the independent book store where I work
• Songs with literary references to play in the independent book store where I work
• Songs With Literary References to Play in the Independent Book Store Where I Work
• Songs with Made-Up Words
• Songs with titles that read like New Year’s resolutions.
• Soundtrack to a ,Yet to Be Made, Tarantino Movie.
• Soundtrack to low-budget movie about a group of mid-twenties misfits joined together by their love of horror movies and cross dressing (both guy to girl and vice versa).
• Soundtrack to my British invasion.
• Soundtrack to the Bible, Oxford’s King James Version, to keep this agnostic awake and reading. And, of course, to enhance the experience.
• Soundtrack to the Relationship I Wish I Had
• Soundtrack to Working in a Cadaver Lab and Thinking That Dead Stuff is Neat!
• Spring is in the air and my unit is in bloom
• Stitching Night - Music to Sew By Pt II
• Stitching Night - Music to Sew By?
• subject: love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
• Suddenly I realize my burning desire to be a feral child!
• sweetheart of the rodeo
• Taco taco burrito: Fuck you New York. I’m going back to California
• Tasty noise please.
• The "I Hate My Fucking Roommate" Mix Tape (featuring: awesome songs that will make him want to move out)
• The Banjo Makes My Heart Rejoice
• The desert is full of cowards, and I keep dreaming of the sea
• The Last 12 Songs that Made Phil Elverum Cry (excluding "The Moon")
• The letter that’s too honest to send.
• The Most Misogynistic Mix Ever
• The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you’re standing in the doorway.
• the snot in the upper half of my brain is making me dizzy mix
• The songs no one listens to on albums that everyone knows.
• The sound of druggy sex on sexy drugs
• The soundtrack to the worst haircut you’ve ever had
• The Soundtrack to the Worst Haircut You’ve Ever Had
• The Week of Poor Choices
• There’s something repulsive about alphabet soup.
• This Break-up is like one big cliche.
• This summer i’m going to show you what you missed out on.
• time signatures that are not 4/4, 3/4, or 6/8. hooray for offbeat dancing!
• tinymixtapes don’t appreciate rap? prove me wrong.
• Top Five Songs to Cure a Hangover
• two decades old and you still can’t figure out how to set the time on the VCR correctly.
• Unlucky fishbowl.
• Up in the middle of the night with baby
• Vlad The Impaler In Love
• walking around barefoot
• Watching the sun set for the very last time.
• We are having sex. You want to keep it a secret. Here is a mix to make you feel super uncomfortable when we are around other people. A.K.A. the late-night booty-call mix.
• we have tricked a homophobic future investment banker into thinking my male friend desperately wants him. now we need a tape to continue the ruse, and to accompany the cupcakes we’re putting on his doorstep.
• We have tricked a homophobic future investment banker into thinking my male friend desperately wants him. Now we need a tape to continue the ruse, and to accompany the cupcakes we’re putting on his doorstep.
• We’re both artsy, neurotic, pretentious douchebags. We’re perfect for each other. Let’s make out.
• We’re going to go stand in line at 3 in the morning to buy shit we dont need or want, but it’s going to be the best time ever.
• we’re in love. i know it. you know it. now tell me before i have to tell you.
• We’re in love. I know it. You know it. Now tell me before I have to tell you.
• We, the readers of TMT, hate this music.
• Well, what’s wrong with a little destruction?!
• What about Jazz?
• what does martha stewart listen to when SHE cleans her kitchen?
• what does martha stewart listen to when SHE cleans her kitchen?
• What havez U done to meh Planet?
• What Makes a Robot Dance?
• What Thoreau Would Have Listened to While Writing Walden
• What’s "Indie" Music?
• What’s "Indie" Music? (Part Two)
• What??? Songs with Question Marks in the Title.
• WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
• Why can’t you listen to anything better than Radiohead?
• Why the fuck can’t I sleep? Please, please, make me a tape that will relax me and not distract me into getting too caught up in it.
• Will I ever find another you?
• Yes, I do hate you.
• Yes, it was me. I threw the burrito at your windshield AGAIN.
• Yes, it was me. I threw the burrito at your windshield.
• You and I have never met, and at the risk of sounding creepy, I wanted to let you know that I love you, and that, even though you look sad over your tea every morning in the shop, you are beautiful.
• You are a terrible songwriter, this is what good writing really sounds like.
• You are so fun you should be a ride at Disneyland.
• You are so fun you should be a ride at Disneyland.
• You made out with another girl right in front of me, and this is the mix tape I was hoping you’d make to apologize.
• You make me morning poetry and fajitas, how could I not love you?
• You Say Potato, I Say Get The Fuck On The Dancefloor
• You Wear Your Incoherence Like a Red Dress.
• You work in a library. And I pretend to be literate so I can spy on you.
• You’re leaving forever in a week and a half and i will miss your stupid ass.
• You’re My Little Jew Jew Bee
• You’re the smartest person I know. Sometimes I wish you’d put down your book, comb your fingers through your hair, and realize through your vast knowledge that I’m in love with you
• You’re using our jokes with your new girl. Asshole.
• You’ve moved on — yadda yadda. Now here’s a mix to show you I’m doing better than you.
• Your girlfriend is fake. You don’t know I know this. When you make up stories about her I feel sad for you, but then I kind of want to stomp on your toes.

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  • Commission Says Black Employees Discriminated Against by Sony BMG, Society
  • Congressman Discusses Merits Of Girl Talk And His Thieving, Amoral Ways
  • Congressmen Look to Investigate Ticketmaster/Live Nation Merger, All Sacco and Vanzetti-Style
  • Copyright Alliance (Including RIAA) Sends Ridiculous Poll to Presidential Candidates; Stance on Intellectual Property Enforcement Turns Hella Political
  • Corporate Blob That Is EMI Vows to Suck Up "Smaller-Scale Indie Labels"; Sex Pistols Quote Seems Inappropriate Considering How Bad Their Leno Appearance Was
  • Craz-E Cohen’s Warner Music Group Summer Stock-A-Rama Sale, This Monday Only! Don’t miss out!
  • Daily Shocker: BitTorrent Is Hot Like Fiya!
  • Daniel Dove, BitTorrent Extraordinaire, Faces Ten Years of Not Being One (In Jail)
  • David Bowie, Bun B, Mos Def and Thousands More Protest In The Name Of The Jena 6, But Where’s Everyone Else?
  • Def Jam Co-Founder Russell Simmons Seeks Voluntary Ban on "Bitch," "Ho," and "Nigger"
  • Defendant’s Attorney Fees Ordered To Be Paid By Capitol Records, RIAA Loses Lawsuit; See Also: David and Goliath (1 Samuel 17:1-58) [Abridged]
  • Did Jay-Z And Beyoncé Really Tie The Knot Last Friday?! In Other News, Jay-Z To Sign A $150 Million Deal With Some Little Company Called Live Nation
  • Digital Media Association REJECTS SoundExchange’s DRM Deal
  • DiMA & NARM Stand Up for Fair Use of 30-Second Song Samples; Find Inspiration After Watching Erin Brockovich on TBS
  • Disc Makers Births a CD Baby; Watch Out Google!
  • DJs Arrested For Making Mix Tapes; Details on Their Tininess Not Yet Disclosed
  • DND Chat Transcript: The iTunion Deearem Freedom Campaign Part Two
  • Does the P in Mr P Stand for Pipettes? The Pipettes Sign to Interscope
  • Doin’ It for the Artists: Sarkozy Backs Three Strikes & No Internet Plan
  • Domino Records Adds The Fall to Roster, Stocks Up on "Business Casual" Oxford Shirts for Mark E. Smith
  • Dr Pepper Says It Will Give "Everyone in America" a Free Can If Guns N’ Roses Release Chinese Democracy in 2008
  • Drag City Gets Sucked Into Playing Hardball With the Big Boys, It Seems, Most Likely
  • DRM’s Not Dead; In Canada, However, It’s A Little Poor
  • DRM-Free iTunes Plus Launched; No Need to Cheer too Loudly
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  • Dutch Court Orders Pirate Bay to Delete Torrents, Shadowy Organisation that Specializes in the Hotel Industry Supposedly Controls Everyone’s Favorite BitTorrent Tracker
  • Eagles Sign Exclusive Deal with Wal-Mart
  • Ecast Tryin’ to Make Some Front Page Drive-In News with Investment Announcement
  • Edgar Bronfman Jr.: The Acceptable Face of Capitalism, Bearded
  • EMI Accounting Fraud?
  • EMI Appoints New CEO, Easy as ABC
  • EMI Canada Introduces Recycled Music in Recycled Packaging
  • EMI Cuts 2,000 Jobs, Saves $392.2 Million a Year; Coldplay and Other Artists Revolt
  • EMI Defies Fate as Predicted on Godspeed You! Black Emperor’s Yanqui U.X.O., Bought Out By Terra Firma for $4.7 Billion; Sorry Warner Music Group
  • EMI Gains Access to BBC Archives Containing a David Bowie Documentary, Live Pink Floyd, and Other Cool Shit
  • EMI Hires Creator of "Second Life," Looks to Virtual World in Order to Deal With Real Life Grimness
  • EMI Hires Google Exec to Head Up Digital Music on April Fool’s Day, Realize It Might Actually Be a Good Idea
  • EMI Initiates Layoff Extravaganza©, Ex-Employees Ecstatic at the Possibility of Entering the Vibrant Job Market, Thankful for Trickle-Down Theory Economics
  • EMI Labels Sue MP3tunes for Copyright Infringement; Have Still Not Mastered That Whole "Changing Business Model" Thing
  • EMI Licenses Lyrics for Clothing, Buys Nuclear Plants, Prepares Sun-Blocking Machine
  • EMI Offers DRM-Free MP3 of Norah Jones (She’s a Jazz Virtuoso)
  • EMI Re-Considers Stabbing You
  • EMI Receives Half A Trillion Dollars Through Parent Company; Meanwhile, I Had Ramen For Lunch Again Today
  • EMI Reports Over $1 Billion in Losses... Wait, I Think Another Now That’s What I Call Music Just Dropped Yesterday... Make That $0.72 Billion
  • EMI Sues Social Networking Site Hi5, Pisses Off Radiohead, Continues to Bat a Thousand
  • EMI Throws Tantrum Over Beatles Downloads, Yells "I Want That!" at BlueBeat.com, Sues and Throws Sand in Their Face on Playground
  • EMI to Allow Live Concert Broadcasts in Movie Theaters for Those Too Lazy to Camp Out in Line for Tickets or Make Up Egregious Lies About Family Members Dying in Certain Wars
  • EMI Virgin India Ltd: "SLAYER GET OUT OF MUMBAI!!"
  • EMI’s New Cost-Cutting Measure: Refusing to Sell Music to Mom & Pop Stores!
  • EMI’s Capitol and EMI’s Virgin Conslidate to Form EMI’s Capitol Music Group, Which Is Ironic Because Would EMI’s Nicoli Send His Own Son to Iraq?
  • EMI, DRM, and BK Get Together in Hopes of Forming a Complete Word
  • eMusic Gives You Less! (But Still More Than iTunes); Artists Still Screwed, of Course
  • EU Approves of Universal/BMG Music Publishing Merger
  • EU Proposal Protects File-Sharers, ACTA May Be Blunted Yet
  • European Indie Labels to Vivendi’s Universal Music: Put It Back in Your Pants; TMT to American Indie Labels: Take a Hint, Already
  • Expect Fewer Gifts Under the Christmas Tree If Your Santa Works for Song BMG — Layoffs To Come Before Year’s End; Torrent Users Ruin Holiday Season
  • Facebook: Formerly For Finding Hot Girls, Now For Selling Tickets to Hot Girls
  • Facts: Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica & the RIAA Hates College Students
  • Fast Cars, Danger Fire, and Nike; Aesop Rock Really Is White
  • FCC Brings Broadcast Indecency to the Supreme Court, Encourages Networks to Foretell the Future
  • FCC Chief Endorses "Net Neutrality"
  • FCC Gives Thumbs-Up to Media Consolidation, Approves Satellite Radio Merger
  • FCC Holds Public Hearings on Media Ownership Issues; Practices Its Tomato-Dodging Skills
  • For Twista, It Appears That McDonald’s Is No Longer The Place to Rock
  • Founders of The Pirate Bay Declared Guilty of Facilitating Piracy in Sweden (Nothing Can Be Made Of This Yet. Nothing. And The Somalis Have Nothing to Do With This, Those of You Not Paying Attention.)
  • Fox Lifts Ban on Universal Music Content, Maintains Ban on Not Sucking as a Network
  • Free Yr Radio Radio Script, Censored for Content and Clarity
  • Geffen Announces Happy Round of Holiday Layoffs, Former Employees More Disgruntled Than Clark Griswald
  • George Washington To XM and Sirius: "I Cannot Allow A Monopoly"
  • German Court Rules Rapidshare Must Diligently Remove Copyrighted Material
  • Get Paid to Find Infringing YouTube Videos for $11/Hour!
  • Ghosts and Cats and Pigs and Bats With Brooms and Bats and Wings and Rats: Caroline Distribution Release Schedule to Include Humans
  • Global Licenses Through ISPs a Possibility; Microsoft And Apple To Hold Discussions For Road Map To Peace
  • GM + XM = Hugs + Kisses x 10
  • Google Buys World A Coke, Then Buys World (You’ll Love This Story Because We Talk About Clear Channel)
  • Google Buys YouTube, Makes Deals with Majors; Sex Tape of Mr P Surfaces on YouTube
  • Google Officially Announce New Music Search Capabilities
  • Google Removes Pirate Bay from Search Results
  • Google Still Plans to Implement YouTube Filter That Will Add Technicolor Effect to All Videos; Industry Can’t Wait
  • Google Teams Up With Universal To Create A DRM-Free Rival To The iTunes Music Store called gBox. Daaaaaaaamn!
  • Google to Launch Music Service as Early as Next Week, The Details of Which are Left to Our Imaginations
  • Grammy Awards to Include Striking Writers
  • Growth of Internet Radio Listenership Linked to Pre-Pubescent Boy
  • Guitar Center Accused of Price-Fixing Fretted Instruments
  • Guitar Center Inc. Goes Private, Tools of Musical Rebellion Now to be Sold Exclusively by The Man, Bob Dylan Outraged, Jakob Dylan a Hack
  • Guns N’ Roses Leaker Sentenced To House Arrest, Probation; Axl Rose States: “He’s No Longer Welcome In the Jungle.”
  • Guy Hands Needs £180 Million By September to Save EMI Says Citigroup, But Won’t Change His Wonderful Name For All the Money In the World
  • Guy Hands Says Terra Firma Might Have “Paid Too Much” to Rescue EMI
  • Guy Who Leaked New Guns N’ Roses Songs Arrested By FBI, Totally Worth It; New LP Rumored for Rainy November 25
  • Halloween Is Coming and I Wanted To Share This Costume That I Totally Want With You; Well, I Guess I Could Tell You About eMusic’s New DRM Free Tool As Well
  • He Who Controls the Spice Controls the Universe: Microsoft Dune ZRM Cracked
  • Headstrong Trent Reznor Hates The Prices of His CDs... Hey, Yeah, I Hate His CDs Too!
  • Hey, psssstt.. Over here! Lean in close... don’t tell anyone, but I’ve got a huge secret for you. Just you, though, nobody else. That’s important, because we can’t have this secret getting out... okay, ready? Compact Disc sales are down.
  • Holy Shitizzle! Snoop Dogg Named New Creative Chairman of EMI Music’s Priority Records
  • Honda and Sony BMG team up to create world’s most boring news story ever. I also take full liberty with the use of asterisks. I also just kicked ass on my 19th Century American Lit midterm, so you should get me tickets to Art Brut and the Hold Steady in Chicago. I also heard that Emceegreg and Mr P are having unchristian relations*.
  • House Democrats Demand Investigation Of Buried FCC Reports; House Republicans Surprisingly Less Interested
  • House Dems Ask FCC Follow-Up Questions After Media Ownership Hearing In Nashville, Demand Their Druthers
  • How 2008 May or May Not Have Contributed to the Slow Death of the Music Industry
  • I felt a great disturbance in the YouTubiforce, as if millions of Twilight fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced… I fear something copyright-infringible has happened...
  • If You Pirate It, They Will Cave: Google China Cracks Down on Online Piracy by Giving Music Away for Free
  • IFPI Releases List of Ten Things They Hate About You
  • IN-D-A, IN-D-A, IN-D-A; Digital Sales Surpass Physical Sales in IN-D-A
  • Indie Band Pays YOU to Download Their Record, Core Temperature of Hell Currently Unstably Hovering at 33 Degrees Fahrenheit
  • Indie Group IMPALA Supports a Potential EMI Acquisition by Warner Music Group
  • Indies Call Emergency Meeting to Discuss Impala’s Support of Warner Music Group’s Potential EMI Takeover
  • Industry Alphabet: RIAA, EMI, IFPI, LMNOP
  • Insound Acquired by Warner’s ADA
  • Internet Radio Equality Act Introduced To Congress; Copyright Royalty Board About To Feel Neglected, Lonely, And Part Of Bad Boys II
  • Internet Radio Temporarily Saved from Rate Hikes During Negotiation Period
  • Internet’s Ad Revenue Surpasses That Of Radio; I Was Wondering Where This Rocket Car and Enormous Pile of Cocaine Came From
  • Interscope Plans Line Of Artist-Themed Beverages; Snoop Grogg? Chris Corn Ale? Busta Limes?
  • InterTube Pirates Find Hidden Treasure In RIAA Training Video, Immediately Duplicate It A Bazillion Times
  • Is the glass half-empty or half-full? Who gives a firetruck! A story about Ray-Bans sunglasses and MySpace is sure to get everyone pumped up and horny, and that ain’t half-bad!
  • It Takes an Entire Market Research Company to Realize the Music Industry Isn’t Hurting At All
  • It’s Not a Tumor… It’s Warner’s Environmentally Smart Way to Pah-ty Hah-ty!
  • It’s Official: China Hates Indie but Loves Beyoncé; Buzzcocks, British Sea Power Banned from Modern Sky Festival
  • It’s Official: Terra Firma Buys Out EMI
  • iTunes Back Online in China After Olympic Censorship Bout, Great Firewall of China Becomes First Man-programmed Structure Visible from Cyberspace
  • iTunes’s "flexible" pricing? DRM-free... at a cost? I think Steve’s lost it.
  • Japanese File-Sharers May Soon Lose Internet Access, Linux Distribution Expected to Halt
  • Jay-Z Re-Launches Cherry Coke, Line Of Jay-Z-Boy Furniture
  • Jimmy Buffet: Bitching Away in Litigationville
  • Join in Live A55talk Online Now: MediaDefender E-Mails Leaked
  • Judge Declares Ringtones Not Considered Performances, Cell Phone Companies Need Not Pay Royalties
  • Judge Denies College Student Defendant Live Webcast of Trial in RIAA Lawsuit
  • Judge Rules in Favor of RIAA in Malicious Prosecution Lawsuit
  • Judge Rules RIAA Damages Excessive in Teenage Girl’s "Innocent Infringement" Case, Does Not Deal Blow to RIAA So Much as Playfully Slap It
  • Julian Lennon — Perhaps the Most Critically Acclaimed Musician of All-Time — Sells Stake of His Dad’s Music to Publishing Firm
  • Just As Indie Labels Were Set To Climax, They Pull Out Of eMusic
  • Justice Is Served: Demonoid.com Closes Its Doors Due To Legal Pressure
  • Kid Midnight Emerges From 5 Years of Cryogenic Freezing: “I Can’t Believe That I Live In A World Where Digital Sales Are Higher Than Physical CD Sales!”
  • Kill Rock Stars Sign New Distribution Deal, Continue Killing Rock Stars
  • Kill Rock Stars, Touch and Go, Etc. Write Open Letter to Rolling Stone RE: Camel Ad
  • Koch Records Eschews Trashy Stripper Names, Decides to Change Name to the Vague But Classy E1
  • L.A. Indie Stores Close Down in Double-Double Animal Style
  • Labels Seek $2.5 Million in Damages from The Pirate Bay; "Record companies can go screw themselves," says The Pirate Bay
  • Labels to Radio: (You) “Take My Breath Away.” Radio to Labels: “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling.” (Labels Fighting for Royalties, Radio Charging for Airplay)
  • Last.fm Denies Providing Users’ Listening Data to RIAA
  • Last.fm to Launch as Broadcast Stations in Four Markets
  • Lawsuits Mounting, Beginning to Clog Up YouTube’s PoolTube
  • Like, OMGZ !!! YouTube is totally being a bitch right now!
  • Live Nation and Ticketmaster Announce $2.5 Billion Merger Deal
  • Live Nation Finishes Buying Out House of Blues; Still In Negotiations with White House, Greenhouse Effect, Satan
  • Live Nation Slaps Concertgoers with Fishy Parking Fees; No One Surprised
  • Lyrics Websites Targeted for Infringement
  • Madonna Signs Progressive Deal With Live Nation, Is Still Nowhere NEAR as Cool as Radiohead
  • Major Label Artists Still Waiting For Promised Copyright Infringement Settlement Money, Radiohead Just Smoking Weed and Hanging Out
  • Major Labels Become Jolly Green Giants; Results Are Suitably Fresh and Delicious
  • Major Labels Don’t Get Their Way in Arizona File-Sharing Case, Cry About It
  • Major Labels Pat Themselves on the Back for Learning What Usenet Is in 2007, Sue Usenet
  • Major Labels Receive Sorely Needed Compensation From Lost Revenue Caused by eDonkey, New Papa Roach Out Now
  • McDonald’s Trials New Media Concept; McRib Cries and McDiarrhea Ensues
  • McDonald’s, Coca-Cola, and Apple Want to Ensure Viruses Not Limited to Smut-Centric Users; Sony-BMG Settles with Canadians
  • Megachurches Speak Out Against the FCC’s Decision to Open White Space Up to Wireless Technology, But They’re Probably Just Confused by the FCC’s Baffling Use of Drug Metaphors
  • Melvin Van Peebles Collaborates with Madlib, Sues ASCAP for $20 Million, Prompts Reassessment of Relative Baadasssssness of Litigation
  • Members of Radiohead Keep Doin’ Stuff: "Ed O’Brien Delivers a Speech" Edition
  • Men at Work Flute Refrain in Copyright Dispute
  • Michael Jackson Gives Back Beatles Catalog... WHEN HE DIES!
  • Microsoft Fucks Consumers Again, Ditches Support for Its DRM
  • Microsoft Launches Own Version Of YouTube, This Story
  • Microsoft Realizes the Negative Impacts Its Theft of Your Money May Have On Customer Morale, Supports Your DRM Files For At Least Three More Years
  • Mininova Grosses €1 Million in 2007, Throws the Classic Subway Tunnel Bootlegs-On-a-Beach-Towel Business Paradigm out the Window
  • Minneapolis Proposes to Ban 18+ Shows Due to Binge Drinking Concerns
  • Modern Life Ain’t Rubbish: eMusic Surpasses 150 Million Downloads Sold.
  • MOG Starts a Music Streaming Service, Starts Working With Universal, EMI, Sony, and Warner
  • Monday Night Raw, International Edition: AllofMp3.com vs., Like, Everyone
  • Morning Zoo DJs Across the Country Perform a Seven Toilet-Flush Sound-Effect Salute as Clear Channel Cuts 590 Positions
  • MPAA Fires Three Anti-Piracy Bosses Because they Failed to Protect the Family
  • Mr. Google Goes To Washington (And Demands Full Disclosure On Anti-Piracy Treaty)
  • MTV Invests $500 Million in Videogames To Further Inundate and Divert You
  • MTV President Christina Norman Calls It Quits, Plans to Develop Reality Show Actually Based on Reality
  • Music Chains Boycott The Scissor Sisters
  • Music Downloaders Beware! Former OiNK Uploaders Sentenced To Community Service... Wait, That’s Not So Bad. Carry On.
  • Music Piracy Suit Against NY Family Settled for $7,000; RIAA’s Got Next Round at the Bar!
  • musicFIRST Coalition Tries to NAB Royalties; John Legend Flip-Flops in the Shower
  • Musicians for Net Neutrality Rockin’ the Net
  • Musicians Get More Money From Online Radio; Mr P Buys New BMW And Eats Baby Tiger To Celebrate
  • Muxtape Reborn as a Launching Pad for Shitty and Not-So-Shitty Bands; RIAA Happy It Still "Has It"
  • Muxtape Taken Offline Due to Unspecified Problems With RIAA, A Bunch Of Dudes Win Bets
  • MySpace Aims to “Take Down” YouTube, Orders It to “Stay Down” in Schwarzenegger Voice (With a Little Pauly Shore)
  • MySpace Buys imeem: Welcome to the Unholy Trinity
  • MySpace Says No to Copyrighted Music; Public Debates Spark Outcry from Toastmaster General
  • MySpace to Buy iLike for $20 Million Dollars, Still Can’t Stop Skeezy Spam
  • MySpace: “You Can’t Trust Anyone These Days”; Faces Possible Antitrust Action From Indie Labels Over New Online Music Store
  • Napster Goes DRM Free, Metallica Sucks
  • Napster Looking for Buyer... Again
  • National Day of Silence, June 26: Thousands of Webcasters (KCRW, Rhapsody, Pandora, etc.) To Broadcast Silence Through All Webstreams To Protest New Higher Music Royalties Set By Copyright Royalty Board, May Signal The Death of Interweb Radio; TMT Shows Solidarity
  • NBC Saves Me an Hour of Writing Time; Defends Corn Farmers
  • Negativland’s Mark Hosler Fights for Your Right to Party... As a Lobbyist
  • New Layoffs at Epic Records and Last.fm; No Wonder My Last.fm Profile Stopped Scrobbling!
  • New LCD Soundsystem Track (Made in Indonesia)
  • New Legislation Restricts Used CD Stores; LFO, Dido Celebrate
  • New Pirate Bay will Become a Pay Site
  • New Study Claims Record Companies Lose Only 0.7% of Sales to P2P Sharing; Record Companies Dispute Location of Decimal Point
  • New York Governor Signs "Truth in Music" Law, Sha Na Na Fans No Longer Discussing Theories on Multiple Existences
  • New York Senator Proposes Bill Banning Both iPods From Crosswalks And Children From His Front Lawn
  • News Corp and Major Labels To Launch a New Download Site
  • Newsflash: Clear Channel Considers Selling Some Radio Stations, Radio Industry in Flux; Hey Look, the World’s Smallest Violin
  • Nine Inch Nails’ $1.6 Million in First-Week Sales Amounts to 28¢ Per Volume?
  • No More Nothing: 2009’s First Quarter Passes with No New Platinum Albums
  • Not As Many People Enjoy Ringtones Anymore, Which I, For One, Think Is Great
  • Nothing is Sacred; YouTube Adds Additional Ads to Videos — In Other News: Choosy Moms Choose Jif!!!
  • NPR and Internet Radio Protest Royalty Fee Hike, Robert Seigel Prepares Sale of Bulgarian Pinstripe Suits Which Allegedly "Fell Off the Back of a Truck"
  • NY District Court Supports RIAA In Case Regarding Kazaa; Vague, Hulking Menace of Copyright Law Gradually Lumbering This Way, We Might Want to Move In a Few Years
  • Obama Nominates Pro-Net Neutrality Dude as FCC Chief, HUZZAH!
  • Oh Hypocrisy, You Foul Demon You; A Very Special DRM Update
  • Oh, Great: President Bush Signs Strong Anti-Piracy Act Into Law
  • OiNK Admin Released From Custody; BBC Gets A Bunch of Shit Wrong
  • OiNK Shut Down By Police, Indie Kids Pop Xanax To Cope, Xanax Sales Skyrocket
  • OiNK Users Arrested; We Ex-OiNK Users Should Probably Start Going Through The Name-Changing Paperwork Now
  • OMG! Like Rick Rubin Totally Looks Like That Guy Who Made Me Play Mystery Box in 4th Grade! EWWW!
  • On the go-oo-ood ship MTV, it’s a swee-ee-eet trip to get unemployment pogey. Where the laid-off play, on the sunny beach of Cleanoutyourdesk ’n’ getofftheproperty Bay!
  • Once In A Lifetime Offer! SoundExchange Now Offering Royalty Rate Discounts For Smaller Webcasters!
  • Open Your Eyes Records Teams With Torrent Site What.cd; Pigs Seen Flying Over RIAA Headquarters
  • Open-Source Media Player Songbird Accidentally Deleted Content on iPods Last Week (UPDATE: But the Bug Has Already Been Fixed!)
  • Pan-European Indie Label Group Attacks EC’s Decision to Allow Sony Corporation Buyout of Sony BMG (Because In Other Parts of the World, People Actually Freak Out When This Shit Happens)
  • Pearl Jam’s Anti-Bush Lyrics Censored During AT&T Webcast
  • Performance Rights Act Approved by Senate Committee
  • Performance Rights Act Currently Under Negotiations; Local Radio Freedom Act Gaining Steam
  • Performance Rights Act Passes House Judiciary Committee, Will Now Face a House Vote; I Can’t Think of a Finer Double-Edged Sword, Unless It’s Made with Damascus Steel
  • Performance Rights Act To Be Reintroduced, Recession Over!
  • Pirate Bay to Sue the A55 Off Major Media Companies; TMT "A55" Headline Jokes Just As Funny Second Time Around
  • Playoffs Update: Performance and Digital Royalties Trounce Mechanicals in Pivotal Series Win
  • Politicians Actually Not Buying FCC Chairman Kevin Martin’s Attempt to "Save" Newspapers By Pushing for More Media Consolidation
  • Polka America Corporation Rolls Out the Barrels of Polka Pain on Sound Exchange And All The Polka Haters of the World; Polka Medleys Of The Chili Pepper’s "Give It Away" Echo Through Hill And Vale
  • Precedent Set: Judge Instructs $1.92 Million Payment to RIAA in P2P Downloading Case
  • Presidential Candidate Kucinich Spearheads New Subcommittee to Take on FCC
  • Prince to Wal-Mart: “Fuck You, I’m a Target Man!”
  • Probably Shouldn’t Have CCed the Intern, Dude: Leaked EMI Memo Indicates Fiscal Retooling of the Record Industry May Be A Good Idea (Duh)
  • Puppet-Masters At Disney Caught Fabricating The ‘Grassroots’ YouTube Sensation of Marié Digby
  • R U Fur Sirius!?! Sirius XM Reportedly Preparing To File For Bankruptcy
  • Radiohead Close to Signing with Side One Recordings/ATO — So Would They Be Considered an "Indie" Band?
  • Radiohead Get Even Richer; Details of In Rainbows Sales Revealed
  • Radiohead Set to Return to the Studio Soon, Plan Summer Tour, Join "Featured Artists’ Coalition" Lobby Group
  • Radiohead’s Manager to Testify on Behalf of Accused Pirate Joel Tenenbaum
  • Rampant Styx‘n’Violets: Universal Music Group Implements Earth-Friendly Reissues (Happy Earth Day!)
  • Rapidshare Forced to Filter Content Supposedly Worth $33.5 Million — Not That We Were Really Using It Anymore Anyway
  • Recession Busting 101 – Tax Breaks for Live Music Venues
  • Record Label Founder Founds Record Label Shocker: Sub Pop’s Poneman Launches "Hardly Art"
  • Record Labels Get a Taste of Their Own Medicine: Usenet Site Sues Dutch RIAA
  • Recording Industry Calls Broadcasting Industry "A Form of Piracy"; Royalty Bill On Its Way to full Judiciary Committee
  • Report: Big Labels are Fux0rd. In Other News, My Body Requires Oxygen.
  • Report: Warner Music Tries On Dynamic Pricing Hat, Looks Like Shit
  • Reporter is Wined and Dined, Feels Refined; Still, Many Things About that Day Linger in Gumshoe’s Mind, Rendering him Blind: My Experience with Microsoft and Its Zune
  • Revision3 Releases The Hounds That Shoot Bees on MediaDefender; RIAA, MPAA May Lose Their Partner In Crime
  • Rhymesayers Entertainment Joins Warner Music Group’s ADA
  • RIAA and Harvard Law Team Quibble Over Live Net Feed
  • RIAA Continues Campus-Focused Wave Of Litigation; Hey! Here Comes The Man
  • RIAA Copyright Notices Being Tested by Verizon
  • RIAA Creates Website for College Kids to Pay Directly, One Step Away from RIAA Direct Deposit^TM
  • RIAA Cuts Employees, Internet Dies Laughing Smugly
  • RIAA Declares DRM Dead; Sallie Mae Should Declare That To My Debt
  • RIAA File-Sharing Lawsuit Victim Exhibits No Signs of Stockholm Syndrome, Turns to Free Culture Activism
  • RIAA Forced To Drink Coke With LimeWire, Told To Like It
  • RIAA Looking for People Who Hate File-Sharers and Enjoy Lawsuits: 62 New Lawsuits in April
  • RIAA Looks Deeply Into A Music Fan’s Eyes, Winks, Half-Smiles, and Then Charges Her $220,000 For Sharing 24 Songs
  • RIAA Reports 23% of Revenue from Digital Music, Vinyl Sales Up
  • RIAA Sends Out 13th Mailing of Pre-Litigation Letters
  • RIAA Sued for Abuse of the Legal System
  • RIAA Sues Homeless Man For Cardboard Boxes, Can of Beans, Cool Stick Thing With Tied Polka Dot Kerchief on It
  • RIAA Takes Congress To Ruby Tuesday, Subtly Hints At Maybe Just Dropping The Whole Legal Proceedings Thing, Gets Stuck With $650,000 Bill
  • RIAA Temporarily Sets Aside Lawsuits Against Dead and Computerless Single Mothers To Yell at College Students Loitering On Their Lawn
  • RIAA Tries to Force ISPs to Do Naughty Things; ISPs Respond Hesitantly
  • RIAA: Spies in My Window, Hoes In My Room
  • Rough Trade Escapes Capture by Universal Music Group; Our Lives as Consumers Continue Unfettered, Terrorists Officially Lose
  • Rough Trade! Beggars Group! Tommy Boy! Ministry Of Sound! Epitaph! Cooking Vinyl! With Your Powers Combined... I AM MERLIN!!!
  • Row over Music Royalties Again; U.S. Regulators Open Probe
  • SanDisk Releases Music on SD Card, Intended For Those Who Still Don’t "Understand" the Information Super Highway — Also, For Idiots
  • SanDisk Reveals More Details of Outlandishly Doomed slotMusic Plan, That Rich Texas Oil Tycoon Guy from The Simpsons Could Be Behind it All (Or Maybe T. Boone Pickens)
  • SAY YOU’RE SORRY, SONY! SAY YOU’RE SORRY!
  • Scout Leader Kyle Photoshops Universal CEO Doug Morris: "The RIAA Spent $2.8 Million On Lobbying Last Year" Edition
  • Search, Seizure, and Destruction: Atlanta Officials Destroy $20 Million Worth of Pirated Material; Thousands of copies of Madonna’s Confessions Remixed, Gone. Just Gone.
  • Secret Copyright Treaty Leaks: Obama’s Reign of Terror Knows No Bounds
  • Senate Judiciary Committee Approves the RIAA-Backed Enforcement of Intellectual Property Rights Act, Now Steps Away From Becoming Law; Senator Patrick Leahy Makes Damn Sure that He Gets Every Penny from That Dark Knight Cameo
  • Senate Judiciary Subcommitee Bodyslams Potential Ticketmaster-Live Nation Merger with Harsh Words and the Ghost of Bruce Springsteen
  • Senator Al Franken to Attend the Future of Music Coalition’s Policy Summit
  • Seymour Stein on Epic Major Label Fail
  • Share Torrents on Facebook! What’s the IPREDator? Pirate Bay Investigator Gets Hacked! Yar!!! News from The Pirate Bay This Be
  • Shocker: RIAA Petitions Judges to LOWER Artist Royalties (But.. But Isn’t the RIAA Suing Music Fans Because of Lost Artist Royalties?)
  • Sirius XM Rescued from Bankruptcy; People Starting to Realize Disney Vault Not Actually Full of Money
  • So Much for Timeless Classics: DRM Hampers Library of Congress’ Digital Audio Archiving
  • Some Guy Hacks iTunes’ FairPlay, Which Might Mean Something to You; Read On to Find Out If it Does
  • Sony BMG Accused of Software Piracy
  • Sony BMG Disbands, Old White Guys Push More Money Around Than You’ll Ever See In Your Life With Giant Rakes
  • Sony BMG Drops DRM, Making It the Last Major Music Group To Stop Being So Idiotic
  • Sony BMG Exec Makes Bold Predictions On the Future Of Digital Sales
  • Sony BMG Merger Approved for the Second Time; "Take that, whiny bitches," says Sony BMG rep Chris Wool
  • Sony BMG Regulatory Review Put Through A Boss Delay Pedal
  • Sony Corp Officially Acquires Bertelsmann’s Stake in Sony BMG; Sony’s Brand-Extension Department Hosts Company Picnic Celebration
  • Sony Finally Realizes That No One Is Buying Music Anymore, Begins Layoffs
  • Sony/ATV Sues Karaoke Companies for Copyright Infringement, But No One Sues Karaoke SINGERS for Being Assholes
  • SoundExchange (A "Nonprofit") Caught Lobbying. Big Surprise. Next Story.
  • SoundExchange Audits Last.fm, Raises Questions About the Value of Music
  • SoundExchange Make Attempt to Not Suck, The Attempt Sucks, They Suck: Royalty Fees Capped Only for Anti-Streamripping Stations
  • South Korea’s Answer to Failing Banks, Collapsing Economies and Legions of Unemployed: A Government Bailout for Korean Popstars!
  • Sprint to Market Indie Hip-Hop (Misleading Headline — Finish Article Before Sending Hate Mail to El-P)
  • Starbucks Diverts Attention Away From Its Music Label And Back to Its Non-Free Trade Beans
  • Starbucks, Concord Music Group Form New Label; Thin Layer Of Dust Settles Over America
  • State of Oregon Continues Its Fight Against the RIAA
  • Stereogum Fully Owned by Buzznet; Interscope Buys Stake in Buzznet
  • Steve Reich Wins Pulitzer Prize for Music, Nobodaddy Writes Pulitzer-worthy News Article in Affirmating Solidarityness
  • STOP PRESS: Capitol embraces the avant-garde
  • Study Says Music Industry Up! Earth Will Soon Be Available in Only MP3 Or Vinyl Format.
  • Suits Indicted in Outpatient Facility Scam Including CBS Radio EVP Brian Ongaro; Tries to Blame Bad Business Decisions on Losing Howard Stern to Sirius Satellite
  • Swedish Authorities Pull the Plug on The Pirate Bay, Nerds Swiftly Plug It Back In; Swedish Authorities Left with No Other Recourse but to Ogle Beautiful Women and Enjoy Top-Notch State-Sponsored Health Care
  • Swedish Court Rules Judge Was Not Biased Against Pirate Bay (North Korea Would be Proud!)
  • Swedish Pirate Party wins a seat in the EU parliament; Swedish court uses the Pete Townshend defense in TPB appeals case. I think I’ll just go to Finland next time.
  • Sympathy For the Record Industry For Sale, Opportunity to Own Iowa Beef Experience Back Catalogue (And Other Stuff!) Finally Yours
  • Taiwan: Three Illegal Downloads and Yer Out, Bitch!
  • Target Buys Another Soul, Turns Around And Sells It At A Reasonable Price
  • Tayna Anderson to RIAA: Eat My Poop; Landmark Case In The Works, Landmark Outcome Still Up in the Air
  • Terra Firma Boss Guy Hands “Tags” Out, “Hands” Reigns Over to Tim Pryce, “Fingers” New Position for Himself, “Grasps” Severity of... Well, You See What We’re Getting At, Right?
  • Terra Firma’s Guy Hands Gets an Unpleasant EMI Surprise
  • The Department of Justice Says $9,250 Per Song in a RIAA Lawsuit is A-OK by Them
  • The End of High-Quality Radio Streams? "Perform Act" Sails Seven Seas For Pirates, Realizes It’s Sailing On Land; Continues
  • The Fate of Sony BMG Merger to be Decided by March 1
  • The FCC Does a Bunch of Drugs, Gets Confused, Gets Upset at Comcast for Hindering BitTorrent Traffic
  • The Internet Radio Royalty Payment Blues by Willie ‘PR Machine’ Bottoms (as recorded on June 26 by TMT field reporter/Dr. Seuess character The Lorax on what should have been a really nice DAT but, after The Lorax spent his stipend on trinkets and po’ boys while visiting New Orleans, turned out to be a TalkBoy)
  • The iPod Anti-Trust Case Now Comes In Black, Pink, And White
  • The Music Industry Launches an Attack On Soulseek From the Place You’d Least Expect — France
  • The Nation Is Cleaning Up Radio with Eight "Rules of Engagement": Does Elvis Costello Know About This?
  • The Orchard Prunes the Hedges, Fires 20% of Its Staff
  • The Pirate Bay Attempt To Resurrect OiNK and Call It BOiNK (Seriously)
  • The Pirate Bay Extinguishes Its Torrent Tracker
  • The Pirate Bay says "Arrrrrr Mateys... We Be Buying Islands To Keep Those Scurvy Knaves Away!"
  • The Pirate Bay Sold for $7.8 Million (Maybe)
  • The Rebirth Of Tower Like My Gangsta Stroll
  • The RIAA Finally Straightens Itself Out and Hires a Former FBI Agent
  • The Shins Give Sub Pop the Cold Shoulder, or Merely Elbow It Aside? Plus Tourdates
  • The Times They Are A-Changin’... Back To How They Used To Be? Universal Music Group Posts Improved First Quarter Earnings
  • There Is a Non-Denominational Faith-Based Figure: Indie Labels Beat Out EMI in Market Share
  • They Never Drew First, But They Drew First Blood: Not-So-Young Guns Universal and MasterCard Join Forces in Downloading Initiative
  • This Internet Thing Is Here To Stay: Apple Third Largest Retailer of Music
  • Those Pesky “Law” Things Do Indeed Apply to Camel Cigarettes, Deemed Guilty in Rolling Stone Indie Rock Ad Case
  • Ticketbastard’s TicketsNow Announces Some New, Lame, Scam Service: “Sell Your Tickets On TicketsNow” — Y’all Should Just Use Craigslist
  • Ticketmaster Accused of Holding Back Tickets for Taylor Swift and Keith Urban Concerts
  • Ticketmaster Agrees to Stop Linking to Subsidiary TicketsNow
  • Ticketmaster and Live Nation Go The Way Of Brad & Jennifer, Whitney & Bobby, Reese & Ryan; High-Profile Divorce Rocks The Corporate Boat
  • Ticketmaster Forced to Shut Down Misleading Scalping Sites; Or, Why I Hate the Illinois Attorney General
  • Ticketmaster Invents Paperless Ticket™ Technology in Time for Tom Waits Tour; A Lot Less Exciting Than It Sounds, Trust Me
  • Ticketmaster Loses $1 Billion in Last Quarter of 2008; Finally, Some Bad Economic News we Can All Revel In!
  • Ticketmaster Scalping Radiohead Tickets?
  • Ticketmaster Stays True to Its Promise: Subsidiary Begins Cuts
  • Ticketmaster To Drop Service Charges; The Economic Collapse Pretty Much Rocks
  • Ticketmaster Tries to Pull a Fast One on Canada/Leonard Cohen, Fails
  • Ticketmaster Wins An Injunction Junction What’s Your Function
  • TicketsNow Forced to Surrender All Broker Information
  • Tiny Mix Tapes: Giving You More RIAA News Than You Can Shake Your "I Don’t Give a Shit!" Stick At!
  • TMT Poetry Corner: 90% of Amazon MP3 Store Users Have Never Purchased Music From iTunes
  • Touch and Go Cuts Distribution, Staff
  • Touch and Go Open Digital Music Store; Corey Rusk Owes His Mom $15.62 for Dial-Up Access Fees
  • Trent Reznor Keeps the Lights Off While He and UMG Stick It Hard to the Fans
  • Trouble In Paradise? Live Nation’s Relationship With Ticketmaster on the Rocks
  • TVT Records Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy, TMT, On the Other Hand, is A-OK!!! :)
  • U-God Is Mad As Hell And Isn’t Going To Take It Anymore, Sues Wu-Tang Over Unpaid Royalties
  • U.S. and U.K. Likely to Impose Conditions on Ticketmaster/Live Nation Merger
  • U.S. Department of Justice Approves Sale of Clear Channel to Two Private Equity Firms; Westward the Course of Empire Takes Its Way
  • Uganda Sued for “Pirating” its Own National Anthem by Composer; Everything’s Fine Everywhere Else in Africa, Though
  • UK Musicians Come Out Against Punishing File-Sharers
  • UMG, OMG!! The Major Music Group Enters Brave New World of Online Social Media Sites
  • United Kingdom’s Copyright Law has Midlife Crisis, Regains Composure, Seems Surprisingly Lucid at 50 Years
  • Universal Announces Plan to Replace the Word "Band" with "Brand"; Big Brother Calls the Move "Doubleplusgood"; Et Tu, Of Montreal?
  • Universal Deeply Involved in Cut-Out Horror; Involves Beasts Being Roasted Alive in Front of Benighted Infants, Or Something Like That
  • Universal Music Classics & Jazz Tastes From The DRM-Free Waters And They Are Sweet
  • Universal Music Group Proves To Us Once More That It Ain’t Givin’ Up On Its War Against The Internet By Barring UMG Artists on MySpace From Posting Full-length Versions Of Their Songs
  • Universal Music Group Still Taking the Odd Hit Of Payola Now and Then
  • Universal Music Group Wants Be Your Own Pet to Sell; Makes Record Safer By Removing ‘Violent’ Songs
  • Universal Music Is Now U.S.-Approved to Buy BMG Publishing Unit, Also Supports Slave Labor, Troops
  • Universal Music Screws Dozens of Musicians, Doesn’t Stick Around for Breakfast
  • Universal Offers Entire Catalog For Free, Legal Download; Music Pirates Ask "Where’s The Fun In That?"
  • Universal Reps The DMCA and Tells Trent Reznor To Take His Remix Site Down
  • Universal Risks Losing $84 Million If Nas Is Allowed to Release Nigger LP
  • Universal Sues MySpace, Brings Confetti and Party Streamers Because As Universal Always Says, "Litigation can be boring, but it doesn’t have to be!"
  • Universal Wants To Marry Your Dad and Force You To Eat Dinner, Even Though You Totally Despise Chicken Alfredo
  • Up Next In One of Our Era’s Most Important Legal Issues: RIAA Hires Unlicensed Law Company and Is Thereby Forced to Settle Their Case Against An Elderly Woman Who Never Shared Music and Who Also Recently Had Her Home Destroyed By a Hurricane
  • Update on The Beachles: An Interview with Clayton Counts
  • UPDATE: Bush Administration Voices Strong Opposition to Senate-Approved Enforcement of Intellectual Property Rights Act Bill (And Totally Ruins My Fake Contest)
  • V2 Cuts Staff and Artists, Early April Fool’s Joke?
  • Victory Records Countersues Hawthorne Heights... Oh My God, Just Die Already!
  • Vids Will Tear Us Apart: Viacom and Google No Longer Tag Team Partners
  • Vinyl Sales Numbers Are In! 1’s and 0’s Are Out! Sorta. Not Really. Maybe? Nevermind.
  • Virgin Megastore in Times Square To Close Because of No Good Illegal Music Downloading Scum Like You – Wait, Actually It’s Not Our Fault This Time, Their Landlord/Parent Company Is Just an Asshole
  • Wal-Mart "Exclusive" Album Releases Being Sold at Record Stores, Industry Explodes
  • Wal-Mart Considers Reducing Shelf Space for CDs
  • Wal-Mart Reverses Decision to Cut DRM Support, Wal-Mart Customers Continue to Not Know What That Means Exactly
  • Wal-Mart Tells Sony BMG and Warner Music Group to Take a Hike, Ditches DRM
  • Wal-Mart to Save the CD Format With Lower Prices and Tiered Pricing Plan... Right, Everyone?!?
  • Wal-Mart to Shut Down DRM Download Servers While the Music from Terminator 2 Plays in the Background
  • Wal-Mart: "Always Low Prices, Occasionally Sketchy DRM Practices"; Wal-Mart to Stop Supporting Its DRM Music, Encourages Burning CD-Rs
  • Warner Embraces DRM, Bush Cool With Abortion, NHL Approves Knife Fights
  • Warner Fakes Right, Darts Left, Lobs it Up... REJECTED!
  • Warner Head Lyor Cohen Discusses "Flexible Pricing" Using the Chewbacca Defense. WHY?
  • Warner Music CEO Rats Out His Own Kids; RIAA Comes Down On Them With An Iron Slap On The Wrist
  • Warner Music Group and YouTube Meet in a L.A. Restroom, Accidentally Urinate Side-By-Side, YouTube Slips and Pisses on Warner’s Tight Jeans, Entices a No-Holds-Barred Game of Swords, Warner Wins with a Move It Learned from R. Kelly, The Two Shake Hands, and a Licensing Deal is Made
  • Warner Music Group Continues Layoffs, Still Cannot Figure Out Where It Went Wrong
  • Warner Music Group No Longer Offering Free Ad-Supported Music On Last.fm. That Means No More Streaming Old Puff Daddy Albums For Me. Fuck You WMG, How Could You Be So Selfish as to Take Away My P Diddy? (This Is The Point Where Mr P Will Edit The Headline To Read: "I Got Your P Diddy Right Here, Scoutty Boy.")
  • Warner Music to Buy Now-Defunct Death Row Records, the Latter of Which Are Regretting That Name Choice
  • Warner Music Wins $33 Million From Karaoke Maker Over Licensing, Invests it in New Metallica Record, Loses It Again
  • Watch Ticketmaster/Live Nation Senate Hearing TODAY (Provided You Have a Computer and Pinstripe Suit)
  • Webcasters Pissed at Those SoundExchange Fuckers
  • Whatever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paperboy, evening TV? (Clear Channel Revises Agreement So Indie Musicians Aren’t Forced to Sign Over Digital Performance Royalties)
  • Where There’s Power, There’s Dissent: SaveNetRadio Committed to Fight Internet Royalty Hikes
  • Who Needs Opie & Anthony When You Can Have Belle & Sebastian? FCC Mulls "Indie Play" Proposal
  • Who Says File Sharing Takes the Elitism Out of Being a Music Fan? Application Allows Sharing Within Private, Encrypted Rings
  • Why do birds suddenly appear whenever digital download/vinyl bundle packages are near? Insound reports actual good news in the record industry, opportunity to buy totebags!
  • With Truth Being Such A Subjective Concept And All That, Report Claims True Cost of Music Piracy to Economy Is $12.5 Billion A Year
  • WMG Stock Climbs 34% in 2008; Becomes the Year’s Best Performing Media Stock; Party at Seal’s House!
  • Woooooo! My class got canceled this morning! Oh, and a bill is up in Congress that will actually pay musicians for radio play, or whatever.
  • Xiu Xiu, Fucked Up, and 186 Independents File Class Action Lawsuit Against RJ Reynolds and Wenner Media
  • XM and Sirius Officially Announce Wedding
  • Yahoo Music to Reimburse Customers for "Terminated" Music... Somehow
  • You Buy CD + Computer = Ripped MP3 File = Illegal = RIAA Mathematics
  • You Can’t Beat the Internet: The Pirate Bay Plans to Avoid Fines by Inventing the "DDo$ Attack"
  • YouTube Becomes a Hater, Bans NYOIL’s Video
  • YouTube Bounces Back From Poor Audio Compression System With Improved Sound, Videos of Laughing Babies Have Never Sounded Better
  • YouTube, Warner Music Group Agree on Licensing Deal; Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose” Is BACK as Your Loft Party Closer; This Recession Is OVER
  • Zappa Family Loses Zappa Festival Court Battle, Sets About Suing Spanish Zapaterias Instead
  • Zune Is What’s Hot On The Streets; Clipse, UGK, Mos Def, Common To Perform Microsoft-Inspired Verses In Chicago and NYC
• MISC NEWS
  • TMT Holiday
  • "Gang of Four Becomes Gang of Two," Says Journalists; Now I’m Singin’ the Gang Bang Blues
  • "What the World/ Needs Now/ Is Vibrators Shaped Like Gorillaz/ Sweet Vibrators Shaped Like Gorillaz"
  • “The City That Knows How”.. to Steal Your Shit: Maria Taylor’s Van Robbed in San Francisco, People Suck
  • ’Hendrix Electric Vodka’ Brand Sued By Hendrix Family; Memorial Shotgun In Shape Of Kurt Cobain’s Head Given The OK
  • 102 Fans Arrested After Rage Against the Machine Show in Minneapolis
  • 11 Die in Stampede at Moroccan Music Festival Promoting Tolerance... Ugh
  • 16-Year-Old Drops Out Of High School To Pursue Lucrative Career Playing Guitar Hero
  • 2009 Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Inductees Announced!!!?!
  • eyebuR riahlluP tuobA riA raelC ,htraE tespU ,nwoD gnittiS tsafkaerB taE nekkerB arirK dna eraT yevA
  • "Holiday Road Ohohohohohoh"... Oh No! Pelican Robbed in Rome
  • Blender Takes on the Big Issues for November; Obama and McCain List Their Top 10 Songs, But Who Fucking Cares?
  • Give Me Some Truth, Yoko: Infamous Ono Denies Suing ‘Lennon’, Schedules Appearance on Montel Williams to Work it Out
  • Huffington Post Has Nothing on Noise for Obama.org
  • Maxim Publishes Negative Review of an Album Without Listening To It
  • Maxim Reviews ANOTHER Album Without Listening To It
  • Paste Magazine Pulls a Radiohead (And a Saul Williams, Jane Siberry, etc.), Lets You Pay What You Want — But How Much Is It Worth?
  • Paste Magazine to Change Publication Schedule, Staff Takes 20% Pay Cut, 90+ Artists Contribute Songs to "Save Paste" Campaign
  • TR2N, the Sequel to TRON, Will Be Scored by Fucking Daft Punk
  • Wow! WTF? Oh Shit! What the Heck? Fest Announces Lineup
  • RIP: Chuck Biscuits , drummer for Black Flag, Danzig HOAX!!
  • A Dirty Joke: A White Horse Fell in the Mud; Not a Dirty Joke: Rappers on Steroids
  • A News Post In Which Annapocalypse Fantasizes What It Would Be Like To Own Three Million Records And Tries to Persuade Any of TMT’s Readers To Bid On Said Ebay Collection For Her
  • According To A New Study, One In Three Hit Songs References Drugs And Alcohol
  • Activision Responds to Courtney Love’s Denial of Authorizing Kurt Cobain’s "Likeness" for Guitar Hero 5; What? Something wrong with Kurt singing Bon Jovi beneath a Coca-Cola ad?
  • Aereogramme Pay Publicist By The Letter, Run Out of Money, Break Up; Or, How to Trivialize Seven Years of Someone’s Life
  • Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table Five! Table Five! Scientists Say “Stayin’ Alive” Provides a Perfect Beat For Performing CPR
  • Akon Hurls a Kid Offstage, and I Still Can’t Crack a Good Joke
  • Akon Pleads Not Guilty To The Charge Of Cold Throwin’ A Dude (He Definitely Did It)
  • Akron/Family Taking Pledges of Support for a 5k Race This Saturday!
  • Alfred Charles Sharpton, Jr. Leads Music Decency March Today; Essentially Taking People On Tour To Major Labels And Of New York City
  • Alice Coltrane Dead at 69
  • Amazon To Start Stocking Vinyl, A Very Grum Old Man Reminisces
  • Another Magazine Makes Layoffs — Surprise, Surprise
  • Another Victim of the Recession: Soul Haven Daptone Records Studio Broken Into, Tens of Thousands in Equipment Stolen
  • Arab Strap break up! Bolivian Benoit Balls now best band named after a sex device
  • Ariel Pink Starts New Label; Haters Scoff, Say "Don’t Tell Me, All The Bands Are, Like, Ultra Lo-Fi Radio Pop"; Lovers Concede That Point
  • Art Brut Amicably Splits with EMI
  • Art Brut Singer Writes Comics Column For, Of All Places, St. Louis-Based Site PLAYBACK:stl
  • Arthur Magazine: "We have no more money." — Fans: "We do!"
  • At Your Cervix! Initial No Fun Fest 2007 Lineup Announced!
  • Athens’ Georgia Theatre On Fire
  • ATP New York Announces Partial Lineup And New 2009 Dates; Animal Collective/Panda Bear/Suicide Lineup So Hot Even The Ladies Sprout Boners
  • Attention All Members of the TMT Tote Society: Compose a List of Your 20 Favorite Songs from Merge Records and Perchance Win a Tote Bag!!!
  • Australian Woman Murders Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Let Her Listen To Bruce Springsteen
  • Authentic Akron/Family memorabilia for sale!!! PayPal/Money orders only. Check my Ebay store for more details!
  • B-Rakes-ing Up Is Hard to Do: Brit Band in Split Shocka!
  • Back in the Water; Monumental Jam Band Phish Set to Reunite
  • Baltimore Slowly Taking Over The Thrill Jockey Roster, Double Dagger Joins The Team
  • Banksy and Danger Mouse Punk Hilton
  • Barry Gibb Moves into Johnny Cash Estate, House Spontaneously Combusts in Protest
  • BBC Four To Air Krautrock documentary; Julian Cope Sets Aside 50 Copies of Krautrocksampler To Throw At His Television
  • Be Your Own Pet Breakup, Time To Be Your Own Counselor
  • Be Your Own PET Drummer Quits to Be His Own PARENT
  • Beach House Sign to Sub Pop, Tour with Grizzly Bear
  • Beastie Boys Radio Is Back Again... Today!
  • Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch Diagnosed with Cancer, Tour Canceled and New LP Delayed
  • Beatles May Be Featured in Future Rock Band or Guitar Hero Game; I’m Not That Stoked, But I Know A Lot of Other People Probably Are
  • Beck’s Odelay Reissue Comes with Incorrect Lyrics; More on This Uproarious Story Below!
  • Beirut (aka Zach Condon) Cancels Tour Due to Extreme Exhaustion
  • Beirut Cancel European Tour
  • Belle and Sebastian’s Stuart Murdoch Looking for Singers for Upcoming Film Project; Feyness A Must, Mullets Need Not Apply
  • Belligerent Brits Block Beck’s Beautifully Bronzed Bizooty
  • Big Bopper’s Casket to be Sold on eBay, Listed As: “Recently Unearthed Time Capsule.”
  • Bill Nguyen Consults With Super Friends at the Hall of Justice, Saves WOXY
  • Billy Corgan Steals Pumpkins From Your Doorstep, Says They’re His; Claims You Should Have Thrown Them Out Sometime in November
  • Bis Reunites (And Mom, It’s Pronounced "Biss," Not "Buys." I Don’t Go In for That Sort of Thing)
  • Björk Becomes Iceland’s Knight in Swan-Feathered Armor with Earth-Friendly Venture Capital Firm
  • Björk Slams Journalists! Ouch...
  • Björk, Kosovo, Tibet, "Declare Independence," JUSTICE
  • Blender Magazine: The Next Publication to Fold (No Pun Intended)
  • Bloc Party Cancel Tourdates, Blaming Frailty of Human Existence
  • Blur Fans Rejoice! Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis (But Oasis Never Leaves Him)
  • Bob Dylan Endorses Hohner Harmonica Line; Steven Tyler Reminds You That He’s Already Done That
  • Bob Dylan on Billy Joel’s Broadway Crossover Success: "What Does He Have That I Don’t Have?"
  • Bob Dylan Overdoses On Homage; 6 Actors, 36 Musicians Over-Determine Robby Z’s Legacy For Todd Haynes’ Biopic, I’m Not There
  • Bob Dylan Plagiarizes Hank Snow Song, But the Auction Must Go On!
  • Bob Dylan’s Childhood Back Pages (Not) Sold for Thousands of Dollars
  • Bonnaroo To Release Live DVD; What’s Not Included: That Time You Ate A Lot Of Mushrooms And Accidently Watched The String Cheese Incident For Five Hours
  • Bonnaroo to Rock Hippy Ass June 14-17; ‘Bud’ Officially Preferred Over ‘Dude’ and ‘Bro’ By Three-to-One Margin
  • Boris, Sunn O))), Earth to be Inducted into Jarmusch’s Musical Cult, Provide Music for Forthcoming Film The Limits of Control
  • Braxton, Zorn, Merzbow, Chadbourne, Haino, and Magik Markers: The Victoriaville Musique Festival is in Kweebec, Canaduh? Right on! I finally get to do me some snowshoeing, kill baby seals, and eat whale blubber
  • Brian Eno Collaborates with Peter Chilvers on iPhone Ambient Music Application, Gets Atomic Wedgie From Bryan Ferry
  • Brian Wilson Refunds Disappointed Fans After NYC Charity Benefit Fails to Make Them Feel Better About Themselves, Preps New Album
  • Bring Your “Golden ‘C’ Lithium Structured Water” to the Slaughter! Iron Maiden Sign Integrative and Potentially Lucrative Deal With EMI
  • Broken Social Scene to Release Book; Kevin Drew and Brendan Canning Should Write Their Own Solo Biographies
  • Brooklyn Moves McCarren Park Pool Venue to Waterfront, Wistful Small Town Residents Gaze Through Rainy Windows
  • Brother, Can you Spare a Conscience? The Most Serene Republic Get Robbed in Vancouver
  • Burger King To Lay a Greasy, Trans-Fatty Paw in the Ring Tone Biz, Shimmy-Shakin’-Ring-Ringz To Be Offered at Value Meal Prices
  • Busdriver Encounters Racist Soundman at Harpers Ferry in MA
  • Caribou to Donate Majority of His $20k Polaris Prize Money
  • Caroliner Celebrate 23rd Birthday with Huge Exhibit and Live Performance; Michael Jordan Conspicuously Absent, and Jordan Made All of the Other Birthdays
  • Casey Calvert, Hawthorne Heights Guitarist, Found Dead
  • Cat Power Wins the 2007 Shortlist Music Prize; With Help From Eclectic Panel of Judges
  • Charlie Nothing, The Ding of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Passes Away
  • Chinese Government Bans Oasis — Now That’s Change We Can Believe In
  • Chinese Hack into iTunes’ Code And Sells Gift Cards for Low, Low Prices
  • Chuck Norris Talks With Iraqi-American Rapper While Filling in for Sean Hannity on Fox News, and I’m Officially Through With Making Joke Headlines For Tiny Mix Tapes
  • Colin Greenwood and CYHSY Members Contribute to Indie-Doc Soundtrack; Underrated Brothers from Overrated 5-Pieces Make Music Like Big Boys
  • Comprised of James Iha, Cheap Trick Members, and Taylor Hanson, Tinted Windows Already Gives Supergroups a Bad Name
  • Conor Oberst Craves Maturity, Retires Bright Eyes
  • Courtney Love Sued by Accounting Firm, Not Yet Sued by Dozens of Others
  • Courtney Love Talks Cobain Movie, Still Never Killed Him
  • Craig Finn Teams With Letterman Writer and Chuck Klosterman to Bring Fargo Rock City to the Big Screen
  • Culture Shock 2008 Featuring Beach House, Dead Child, Blueprint, Immigrants
  • David Bowie Shows His Sexy Cheekbones in Public to Benefit Ailing Children; Scarlett Johnansson is a Homewrecker
  • Dead Body Found During Bonnaroo Festival Cleanup
  • Dead Meadow Cancels Remaining Dates of Tour
  • Death Cab for Cutie Speak Out Against Auto-Tune, Accidentally Raise Male Breast Cancer Awareness
  • Decision 2006: Cave In and Rainer Maria Both Disband, But One Is Actually Just on Haitus, So Really Only One Band Has Disbanded
  • Deerhoof Add Ed Rodriguez on Guitar
  • Deerhoof Let Fans Choose a Charity for Offend Maggie Sales — Charity Schmarity, I Want A Hover Bike!
  • Deerhoof Want You to Join the Band, Continue Tour in April
  • Deerhunter Officially Go on Hiatus
  • Details Revealed for Jim Jarmusch Collaboration with Boris, Sunn O))), and Earth; Spoiler: No New Tracks :(
  • Diamanda Galas Schools You In The Art Of How Not To Take Part In The Tradition of Figuring Out How Far You Can Take No Talent
  • Did You Hear That Willie Nelson Got Hit By Car? He Was Playing "On the Road Again." LOL. No, But Seriously, He Got Arrested For Possession.
  • Dinosaur Jr Get Ganked Like A Week Ago; Get Bombarded With Emails From Fans Who Are, Like, Really Concerned They Won’t Have a Concert at Which to Show Off Their New Flannel
  • Dirty Projectors Cancel Two Shows Due to Van Accident, Members Okay
  • Dischord Goes Digital
  • Dischord Records Offers Free Studio Time to Virgins
  • Dischord Vinyl Being Remastered; Dude, Now Your Minor Threat 12-Inch Totally Lost Half Its Value!
  • Domino Secedes from iTunes, Opens Own Digital Download Store
  • Donald Ayler Heads For The Great Gig In The Sky, Dead At 65
  • Donate Sperm for European Festival Tickets!
  • Donovan Teams Up with Director David Lynch to Impose Transcendental Meditation Upon The World at Large Via "Invincible Donovan University"
  • Dr. Dre Marketing His Own Line of Drinks, But I’m Not Old Enough To Write This Story
  • Dr. Dre To Pursue Career In Filmmaking With A Focus On Dark Comedies: Fact
  • Dry-Raping 14-Year Olds Still Not Cool With Verizon, Even If Your Name Is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam (Akon Wants To Fuck You, You Already Know)
  • Eagles of Death Metal and A Few Shitty Bands Contribute to Denny’s Rockstar Menu, Recipe for Moons Over My Sammy Hagar Remains Fatal
  • Elaborate Prank or Leaked Review? Mogwai vs. Pitchfork
  • Electrelane Go on Indefinite Hiatus, But Not Definite Hiatus!
  • Elijah Wood To Portray Iggy Pop In Film; No
  • Elliott Smith Memorial Wall Vandalized... Again
  • Elvis Pill Bottles for Sale; Oh Private Auction Houses, You Truly Do Maintain Our Love of Rock
  • End of the Road Festival Announces Lineup; Those Who Like Watching the Likes of Yo La Tengo, Super Furry Animals, and Midlake from a Burning Porta-Potty Whilst Eating $10 Barf Burgers, You’re Gonna Be Disappointed!
  • Ever the Musicologist, Billy Corgan Supports Creation of a Robert Moog Museum, Secretly Hopes to Gain Leverage in the Eventual Creation of a “Billy Corgan Museum”
  • Everyone Break Out Them Dusty Copies of The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway; Phil Collins Reunites With Genesis
  • Extra Golden Detained by Police for "Not Carrying Enough Money"
  • EXTRA! EXTRA! Nobodaddy Writes PANDA BEAR Story, Galvanized Public Voraciously Reads On Despite Ambiguous Headline
  • Extra, Extra! Old News Rehash: Avril Lavigne Awarded Now-Official Title of Culture’s Equivalent to a Coked-Up Street Hooker Courtesy of The Rubinoos, Who Thirst for Validation, Their Own Groupies, and Better-Looking Coked-Up Street Hookers; The Rubinoos To Go After Muzik’s Fav Mini-Slice: Lil’ Ol’ Av-Lav on Principle; Yea, Seriously, They Have No Financial Intention
  • Faith No More Reuniting; Mike Patton Scores First Feature Film
  • Family Counseling Group Schedules Online Protest of David Lynch’s Transcendental Meditation Benefit Concert with McCartney and Ringo
  • Family Values Tour Goes Green, Korn To Launch Korntastic Bio-Fuel; It’s Literally Korntastic
  • Fan Dies of Heart Failure at Slipknot Show
  • Fascism at Its Finest: Rage Against the Machine Performance Blocked by State Police in St. Paul; RATM Performs "Bulls on Parade" Through Megaphone
  • Fatherly Act of Love, or Sign of the Apocalypse? You Be the Judge While David Bowie Does Voice-Overs for Spongebob Squarepants
  • Fell in Love with a Twirl? The White Stripes Do Ballet? Yeah Right! Go Fetch Me a Coke!
  • Field Music Take A Break from Indiedom
  • File-Sharing Program Soulseek Makes It to the iPhone
  • Finally My Ex-Roommate Has Something to Match His AC/DC Pajamas: Questionable Sneakers!
  • Finally, Someone Notices that the Album Needs Saving! Insound to the Rescue!
  • Flaming Lips to Participate in Coolest Halloween Event Ever, Next to Those Games Where Your Mom Makes You Close Your Eyes and Then Hands You Spaghetti or Pealed Grapes and Tells You That It’s Witch Hair or Witch Eyes
  • Flaming Lips Win Oklahoma State Song Battle, Despite State’s Suspicion They Are That Kind of Flaming
  • Flaming Lips, Built to Spill, Spoon, Others Auction Off Protest Signs for Charity; My Sign Is Now a Coffee Table
  • Flipper Gets Their Replacement Tour Bassist to Play On Their New LP. Who Cares? The Replacement Bassist is Krist Novaselic. Oh Cool!
  • Flywheel Venue in MA Is Moving on Up, And You Can Help!
  • For Sale: A $64,000 Turntable, To Be Marketed Toward Low-Income Families
  • For The Discriminating Art Aficionado, A Chance to Purchase a Basquiat-Affiliated with U2!!
  • Former Q and Not U Member Named Executive Editor for The FADER
  • Former Ramones Drummer Wnats Wal-Mart, Apple, RealNetworks, and Johnny Ramone’s Corpose to Pay for His Cellphone Bills
  • Fort Reno Closes "Immediately and Indefinitely" Due to High Arsenic Levels
  • Fort Reno Reopens "Immediately and Definitely"
  • Frieze! Festival News!
  • From Rags to Riches and Back Again: Raglani and Emeralds’ Gear Stolen at No Fun Fest
  • Funniest Six-Year-Old Ever Lies About Her Father’s Death To Get Hannah Montana Tickets
  • Gallows lead singer splits head open on stage; I arm wrestle Descartes
  • Georgia Rapper Sentenced to 20 Years After Confessing to a Shooting in a Song, Biggest Admission of Guilt in a Hip-Hop Track Since Biz Markie’s "Pickin’ Boogers"
  • Gibson Screws Contest Winner, And Not In The Typical Way With Its High, High Prices, But With Baffling Musical Racism! Play Fender, Everyone!
  • Gibson to Unleash SELF-TUNING Guitar Next Week, Guitar Hero-Trained Guitarists Rejoice
  • Girl Talk, De La Soul, and Particle Sail to Go Green at the Forecastle Festival
  • God Only Knows What We’d Do Without This Brian Wilson Doll (editor’s note: you’re fired)
  • Gold Standard Labs Shuts Down; Bummer
  • Gonerfest V. Bonerfest
  • Goodbye 21st Century Geffen: Sonic Youth Leave Longtime Major Label for "Indie" Label
  • Goodnight Moon, Goodnight Bush, Goodnight Arthur Magazine? The Music Mag Bids Adieu to Print Media, Promises to Expand Online Offerings
  • Google Assembles 90+ Orchestra Through YouTube Auditions
  • Gorillaz Drop Music and Get Down with Harry Potter; Moms Everywhere Burn Old Blur Records
  • Government Issue Frontman John Stabb Assaulted; Benefits Being Planned
  • Grab a Rod and a Case of High Life, Ya’ll! Dean Ween’s Got a Fishin’ Show!
  • Green Day Hear Grocery Clerk’s Album, Wait 12 Years, Release Several Superior Albums, Record Grocery Clerk’s Album, and Then Finally Release It Under Their Own Name; Uh, Okay
  • Grim, Horrifying Specter of the Us Festival No Longer Haunting Steve Jobs’ Dreams; iTunes to Host Music Festival
  • Guinness World Record Set For Guitar Hero III; All of Your Friends "Bummed" And "Psyched" At The Same Time
  • Guitar Hero Thrii For The Wiiiiiiiiiii!
  • Happy Days! Bang on a Can Marathon Adds Yo La Tengo, Drops the Cast of Stomp
  • Hardly Art Signs The Pica Beats, Seeing ‘Pica’ In Their Name Reminds Me of Something...
  • Have... A Good Time... All The Time; Spinal Tap Reforms For Live Earth (You Know, like Live Aid and Live 8... Those Other Concerts That Saved The World...)
  • Hear Times New Viking’s Velvet Underground Tribute Show!
  • Help Donate to Geologist’s Walk for Parkinson’s
  • Help Save Free Music in Good Ol’ Chi-Town
  • Henry Hey Trio Gets Press for Awesome McCain/Palin YouTube Videos, But Their Jazz Is Whiter Than Ted Stevens’ Pubes
  • Herbie Hancock’s Grammy Win Boosts Sales 967%; Adults to Kids: "Can You Put This On My IPod Nano For Me?"
  • Hey Everybody, It’s National Ironic Beard Day! What Better Way To Celebrate Than Watch the Premiere of Tim Harrington’s Show Beardo on Pitchfork TV!
  • Hey Grammys! Writers Guild Might Picket. Whites Stripes Might Boycott. Kanye West Might Cry. And Fergie Might Pass a Kidney Stone.
  • Hey Hey CMJ, How Many Boys Did You Kill Today?
  • Hey is that the Culture Shock music festival with Xiu Xiu, Sunset Rubdown, and Make Believe headlining in your pants or are you just happy to see me?? "Nope, it’s my male part."
  • Hey Mercedes Reunites For Two Shows, Organizes A Symbolic Funeral For The Word ‘Emo’
  • Hey Spain! Obama Hates Your Legal File Sharing and Isn’t Going to Stand for It!
  • Hey, Don’t Forget About Us! We’re Still Relevant! Honestly! Wait, Where Are You Clicking? MySpace to Implement New Music Service
  • Hip-Hop Website SOHH Hacked with Racist Headlines and Images
  • Hot Topic To No Longer Smell Like Ass; TMT Newswriter AJ Pacitti Partners With Teen Spirit, Lysol, and Glade Plugins in a Landmark Effort To install Two Million Air Fresheners in Stores Nationwide; To Leave 13-Year-Old Goths With Nothing But Now-Realized Desire To Suck Each Other’s Blood
  • How To and How Not To Sell a Painting; Geffen Gets Richer; Wynn... Not So Much
  • How To Get Your Free Dr. Pepper From Guns N’ Roses
  • How your skinny pants can help Darfur: Amnesty International seeks bands and fans for Small Places tour
  • Howard Stern To Remake Rock ‘n’ Roll High School, Still No Word As To Whether The Ramones Will Be Played By A Cast of Swollen-Lipped "Adult" Entertainment Stars
  • I Need a Fix Cuz I’m Going Down... Oh, The Beatles: Rock Band?? That’ll Do Nicely.
  • I Would Go Out Tonight, But I Haven’t Got a Management Company Anymore: Morrissey and ie:music no longer BFF
  • ICE Fest Kicks Off Tonight!
  • Iggy Pop and The Stooges’ Gear Stolen
  • Iggy Pop and The Stooges’ Rental Truck Recovered! But That’s Not All That Was Recovered... Wait, Yes It Is
  • Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery, Unless You’re Prince; Prince Seeks to Destroy Copies of Tribute Album
  • In The Future, Indie Labels Will Be Sold on Craigslist to Young Girls Who Think Colin Meloy Is Cute
  • Indie Bands Clean Up At Grammy Awards; Does That Sound Weird To Anyone Else?
  • Indie Rock Draft Results In: Weiss To Jicks, Bolme To Quasi, Newsom To Raiders
  • Insane Clown Posse Neatly ‘Linked’ to Murder; TMT Writer Ghost-Pens Diary of a Juggalo, Tops NYT Best-Seller List
  • Instal Festival Kicks Off Tonight; Showcases Today’s Most Innovative Underground Musicians (You Know, Probably Groups Like The Postal Service And Stuff)
  • INTRODUCING...
  • Iran Declares Rap Music Illegal
  • Is that Santorum in your mouth or are you just happy that bands like Dinosaur Jr., The Rapture, and Man Man are playing Urban Outfitters in-store concerts?
  • Is Your Sex Life Experiencing a Slump? Try The All-New Product Hip-Hop™!
  • It Will Be a Great Day When Kimya Dawson Has a Best-Selling Movie Soundtrack and Alicia Keys Has to Hold a Bake Sale to Buy a New Piano... Wait, Really?
  • It’s Not Fair! Eggheads Breakdown Music Geometrically, But Clueless Musicians Still Get All the Groupies
  • It’s Never Too Late to Show Some Support; Locust Relief Fund Not Meant to Relieve Anyone from Locust
  • iTunes Taxation: More Reason to Download Illegally
  • Jack White Pens Another Coca-Cola Jingle, But At Least I Can Sleep at Night
  • Jack White Turns Down Slash; Slash Disappointed, Crying
  • Jaguar Love Loves Fat Possum, Fat Possum Signs Jaguar Love as a Sign of Mutual Affection
  • Jana Hunter and The Castanets Gear Stolen In Tuscon, AZ
  • Janet Reno Mackin’ On America, To Discover America Likes Her as a Friend and Digs Pam Anderson, Angelina Jolie, and Ladies that Wear Lacy Panties, Reno To Read Cosmopolitan for Petty Booty-Shaking Empowerment, Reno Compiles a “Get Wit’ Me” Mix CD and Breathily Whisper in America’s Ear “Here, Listen to Devendra Banhart and Andrew Bird While I Slip Into Something More Comfortable and Then We Can Both Steam-Up Your Great, Big, Melting Pot…”
  • Jawbox Reuniting on Jimmy Fallon
  • Jeff Healey Dead At 41
  • Jim Jones, Pere Ubu Guitarist, Passed Away
  • Jimmy Buffett Stopped at French Airport with Ecstasy (Allegedly); Threatens to Re-Record His Cover of Bruce Cockburn’s "Wondering Where the Lions Are" With Topical Verses
  • Jimmy Chamberlin Leaves Smashing Pumpkins; Billy Corgan Continues Alone
  • Joe The Plumber Stretches His Irrelevant 15 Minutes in an Effort to Worsen Country Music
  • John “Johnny Rotten” Lydon Sells Out... For Butter
  • John Cage Quotes To Circle Melbourne’s Federation Square October 11-27; TMT Unveils "4.33” (Blog Remix)"
  • John McCain Countersues Jackson Browne in Fair Use Trial; Meanwhile, Kool and the Gang Send Barack Obama a Hickory Farms Basket for Repopularizing “Celebration”
  • Johnny Rotten’s Crew Allegedly Injures Members of Foals, Bloc Party, and Kaiser Chiefs
  • Jonny Greenwood Begins to Fear Losing Touch with the Common Man, Instinctively Collaborates with Israeli Singer in Response
  • Journalism School Headline-Writing Contest (First Draft): Festival Makes it Easy Being Green, Man!
  • Judge Sentences Noise Violaters to Listen to Barry Manilow, And I Want To Know Who Your Personal Barry Manilow Is
  • Just Another Diamond Documentary: Vashti Bunyan Flick Debuts at London Film Festival
  • Just When They Were About To Be Exploited, Bonde do Role Loses Marina Ribatski
  • Justice Design New Coca-Cola Bottle; Crystal Castles Stuck Trying To Revive Crystal Pepsi
  • Justin Timberlake Launches His Own Label; JC Chasez and Joey Fatone Split a Hot Dog
  • Kanye Can’t Write, Can’t Flow, And Can’t Rhyme, But Can’t He Also Not Edit Magazines Badly? (Quiz for Kanye: Can You Spot The Grammatical Error In This Headline?)
  • Kanye West Launches Search Engine, Redistributes Wealth by Owning Truth
  • Karl Blau to Teach Home Recording Class
  • Karlheinz Stockhausen Dies at 79
  • KCRW’S Nic Harcourt Steps Down From Music Director Position; Oh No, Who Will Introduce Bands Like Coldplay To The Airwaves now?!
  • KCRW’s Morning Becomes Eclectic 30 Years Old; Jerry Lewis 80+ Eclectic Years and Going Strong
  • Keith Richards Attempts to Blindfold the World from the Truth, One Filthy Bandana at a Time; Demands Apology from Journalists
  • Kelly Clarkson Hates Money, Loves Self, Inadvertently Becomes Litmus Test for Artist Integrity, Former Spice Girls Stunned at Superior Display of ’Girl Power,’ Wonder What a ’Litmus Test’ Is
  • Kemado Records Cleverly Opens Their Own Record Shop During CMJ Week; Komodo Dragon Shop Planned for 2010
  • Kenyan Extra Golden Members Need Your Money More Than You Need It To Buy That Cold Cut Trio
  • Kindercore Records Is Back; Loves You More Than Your Mom & Dad
  • KRS-One Suffers Violence on “Stop the Violence” Tour; Plans “Stop the Blowjobs” Tour Hoping For Parallel Results
  • KRS-One’s Son Commits Suicide
  • Kurt Cobain’s Literally Heart-Shaped Box Now Available on eBay; Jimi Hendrix’s Plaster-Casted Penis Coming Soon
  • Ladytron Signs to New Label, Midterm
  • Last.fm Now Allowing Full Albums and Tracks To Be Played; Artists To Get Paid For Each Play
  • Lee Hazlewood Dead at 78
  • Leonard Cohen Collapses On Stage, Expected to be Right as Rain in No Time
  • Library of Congress Archives Significant Recordings: Velvet Underground, Sam Cooke, Bob Newhart
  • Lil’ John Now Holds a Guinness World Record, World Cheers in Ecstatic Joy
  • Lip-Synching Singer Exposed At Olympic Opening Ceremonies; Producers Decided On New Girl Because Original Singer Wasn’t “Flawless In Image”
  • Little Known Band Makes Little Known Murder, Good Charlotte Still Rock!
  • Live Earth Concert Lineup and Location Revealed; Right-Wingers Chop Down Trees and Go For a Roadtrip Across the Country in Stretch Limo SUVs to Celebrate
  • Lost Transmission From Saturn’s Rings Speaks the Will of Elvis On Upcoming EU Copyright Expiration
  • LOUD.COM and WU-TANG OFFER CHANCE TO OPEN FOR THE WU IN HAWAII, SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS (Some people search forever for that one special kiss, I can’t believe its happening to me, Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this)
  • Madonna Fights Nuclear Waste and Vows, "Restless Leg Syndrome, You’re Next!"
  • Madonna State Accident Kills Two, Manslaughter Investigation Opened
  • Malaysian Government Reverses Decision: Muslims Not Banned from Black Eyed Peas Kuala Lumpur Concert ("So, No Need to Convert Now?" Asks Every Other Religion)
  • Man Man Mign Mith MANTI-; Mour Mith Modest Mouse
  • Many, Many Bands Play Fest 6; I Absolutely Always Get Rodan And Radon Confused, Even Though I Like Them Both A Lot
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: !!! Tour North America, Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele Tour Europe, Basement Jaxx Release Scars This Fall, Shonen Knife Announce North American Dates (And Haven’t Aged Since 1981)
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Air Announces Fifth LP Slated For October, Walkmen dates with Cass McCombs, Arctic Monkeys US Dates, Michael Gira Sells Drawings
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Anti-Pop Consortium Reunite for New LP and Tour, Snoop Dogg Changes Name to "Niggarachi," Bowerbirds Tour Europe and the U.S., Richard Buckner Goes on Tour
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Conor Oberst, Jim James, and M. Ward = Monsters of Folk, A Bunch of Bitches Go On Tour to Support Their Newly Released or Soon to Be Released Albums: AA Bondy, These United States, Magnolia Electric Co.
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Daniel Johnston Goes On Tour in Support of New LP; Vic Chesnutt To Release New LP and Tour; J. Tillman Has A New LP Too
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Deerhunter Readies EP, Wye Oak Hit The Road, The Juan MacLean Tour With The Field, Blur Schedules “Warm Up” Shows
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Deerhunter Tour Other Parts Of The World, Skyscraper Gets Web 2.0, Bowerbirds Play Dates With Bell & La Strada, Torche & Kylesa Tour, Ryko Distribution Merges Into ADA
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Dischord Records Reissues Gray Matter and Jawbox, Atlas Sound and Broadcast Tour, The Walkmen Tour, Treasure Island Lineup Announced
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Fenn O’Berg To Release A Double-Reissue and New LP, James Blackshaw Summer Tourdates, Martin Scorsese To Direct Sinatra Movie, Harvey Milk To Tour With Torche
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Jay Reatard Tours, Pete Yorn Tours, Temporary Residence Signs Black Heart Procession And Pinback, Arbouretum Tours, Yo Mama Tours
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Lightning Bolt Have Europe Dates, So Do Icy Demons, Bumbershoot Festival Details, Chin Up Chin Up Play Final Show
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: New Cass McCombs Record This Summer, Bands Added To ATP NY, New York Dolls Tour, Mark Kozelek Releases Live Record
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: The Thrill Jockey Edition (Pontiak, Thank You, And Arbourteum Tour); Plus Fuck Buttons Tour, Monolith Festival
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under the Radar News Round Up: Vivian Girls to Release Sophomore LP This Fall, Tortoise to Tour This Summer, YACHT to Release Album in July, Athfest, Karl Blau Heads Out on European Summer Tour
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: #67 On ‘Stuff White People Like’: Mos Def Is Back!, FCC Dude Kevin Martin Steps Down, Kanye Has Some Stupid-Ass Mullet, CFCF Releases Digital EP, Secret YACHT Show In NYC
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Akron/Family Tour Europe With Wilco, Meat Puppets Tour, El Dorado Desert Rock Fest, Northside Festival In Brooklyn
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Best Buy Offers Buyouts To Employees, Brian Eno To Score Jackson Film, Merle Haggard Sues Some Tree Huggers, 75 Bit Torrent Sites Shut Down…ZZzzZzzZZZzzZ…
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Big Ears Festival, Crazy Bitch Stabs Her Guitarist, Arcade Fire Release “Film,” Langerado Lineup Is Ballz, Waxploitation Release Darfur Benefit Compilation
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Buzznet Employees Get The Boot, Initial Noise Pop Deetz Announced, Grammy Nominations Announced (Like I Care?), New Record And Home For MSTRKRFT, and 4AD Release AIDS Benefit Comp
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: EVERYONE HAS AN ALBUM COMING OUT! Super Furry Animals! Telekinesis! Extra Golden! Tortoise! Phosphorescent X2! — Oh yeah, and the Cochella Lineup Was Announced
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Fischerspooner Still Exist, Mastodon Release Limited-Edition Set, Meat Puppets To Release New Album, Athens PopFest Cancelled
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Man Man Tour With Cursive And Gogol Bordello, Merge Fest Initial Details Announced, Mastodon Set To Tour, All Points West Festival Tickets On Sale Now
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Melvins Turn 25, Efterklang Is On Tour NOW, Nine Inch Nails & Jane’s Addiction Tour, David Bazan To Release New Record, Hang Out At Your House
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: MF Doom Pulls A Diddy, Mono Release Fifth Studio Album, Nada Surf Reissue LPs On Vinyl, Vetiver Tour For New LP
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Pitchfork Announces Some Festival Deetz, The Chap Tour The U.S., Eminem To Drop Two Albums In 2009, Wye Oak Are Coming To Your Town, Passion Pit Release Debut LP In May
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Quarterstick Sign Some Bitches, Beatles Documentary, Emo Dudes Help the Kids, Record Store Day Returns, New Order Reissues Sound Like Shit
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Ticketmaster Takes Over The World, 4AD Signs Some Bitches, Crystal Antlers To Release LP, Decemberists Debut New Album At SXSW
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Roundup: Wierd Records, Mark Kozelek, Napster, TorrentValley.com, and Thrill Jockey
  • Mark David Chapman Denied Parole a 5th Time, Not Even Mark David Chapman Surprised
  • Marley Family to Sue Verizon and Universal, You Sleep Beside Me, I Am on a Train Leaving You as You Read This
  • Marnie Stern Sets Up Kissing Booth; Indie Boners Popping Up Everywhere
  • Master P Officially Changes Name to P. Miller; Official Name Still Just Percy Miller
  • Matt And Kim Bare Their Naughty Bits In Times Square
  • Max Roach Dead at 83
  • Maybe Principal Vernon was right. Maybe Judd Nelson’s’ character in The Breakfast Club really was a “gutless turd.” Silber Records to stand up for dads everywhere with Father’s Day e-zine.
  • McDonald’s Offers Zune Users Free Wi-Fi; Wow, So Cool
  • McSweeney’s Internet Pregnancy Throws A Fly In The Financial Ointment
  • Meat Puppets Reunite; Miss Piggy Stops Doing Coke
  • Meet Billy Corgan’s Ego, Up Close and Personal: Audition to Be the New Smashing Pumpkins Drummer
  • Merge Records Auctions Cool Silkscreened Posters to Benefit Oxfam America and a Food Bank; This Is Beautiful and I Suddenly and Inexplicably Feel the Need to Remind You All of the Impending Holiday Season and of My Love For David Kilgour
  • Merge Records Now Offering Downloads Via "Digital Store"
  • Metallica Go Acoustic, Bob Dylan Vindicated
  • Metallica to Play Free Show in San Francisco to Celebrate Record Store Day Tomorrow; Other Stuff Apparently Happening Also
  • Mexican Musicians Increasingly Targeted For Violence
  • MIA Pledges to Use $100K Payday to Build New Schools, Also Pledges to Use “Building of New Schools” to Sell More Records
  • Michael Bay May Want to Greenlight This One: A Live-Action Fraggle Rock Musical to Grace the Silver Screen... and a Zappa Is Involved!
  • Microsoft Zune Pass Uses Apple’s iPod to Sell Zune Music Subscriptions; Makes iPods Look Cool, Reminds You You’re Poor
  • Microsoft Zune to Release Joy Division Player, Apple iPod to Release Awesome Stuff All the Time
  • Mika Miko Decide to Break Up
  • Mike Patton Voices Bionic Commando Video Game, Mutilates Hitler’s Head
  • Millions of TMT Readers Ban MySpace for Attempting to Sell Music Downloads, Tom Removes Them All From His Top 8 Friends
  • Minneapolis Venue Cancels Buju Banton Appearance Due To Said Artists’ Controversial Support of “Hating Gay People”
  • Mobb Deep Sue Former Manager Over Unpaid Royalties; Manager "Shook"
  • Morrissey Collapses on Stage, Discharged From Hospital, Cancels Tonight’s Show
  • Mount Eerie, Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Set To Play Toronto’s Over The Top Festival (For Real This Time, Honest)
  • Mountain Dew Starts Singles-Only Record Label; Meanwhile, Mr. Pibb Is Still Selling Cassettes From The Trunk Of His Chevy Lumina
  • Mouthus, M. Ward, Magik Markers @ Tanned Tin Fest
  • MTV Fined $484,500 for Showing Aphex Twin Video and "Racist and Homophobic Text Messages"
  • MTV Freelancers Plan To Walk Out At 3 PM Today
  • MTV Resurrects Unplugged on June 22
  • MTV to Start Accepting Political Ads... But More Importantly, There Are People Out There Who Refer to Diddy as "Poof Daddy"
  • MuchMusic Sneaks Into MTV’s Bedroom, Puts On Its Panties, And Proclaims, "I Have A Little Digital Download!"
  • Music Venue Black Cat Discriminates Against Flip-Flop-Wearers
  • Music Writers Get Pink Slipped! Mr P Told Me To Tell Mango Starr, Nobodaddy, and Annapocalypse: You’re Fired. Finish Your News Stories And Pack It Up.
  • Musician and Drum-Maker Dies After Contracting Anthrax from Animal Skins
  • Muxtape Relaunches For Bands Only, Now With 100% Less Hideous Flash Ads Than MySpace Music!
  • Mötley Crüe Spill The Dirt on Biopic. And Balls. Big Fucking Nasty Hairy Hanging Low Heavy Metal Balls.
  • N.W.A. Biopic in The Works; Are We Getting Our Checks Yet? Apparently Not Actual Working Title
  • Nachtmystium Booted from Toyota-Sponsored Event for Alleged Ties to Nazism; Say What You Want about the Tenets of National Socialism, At Least It’s an Ethos
  • National Record Store Day Set For April 19; Somewhere The Kids At Empire Records Jump For Joy, And High Fidelity’s Rob Gordon Rolls His Eyes
  • Neil Young Named 2010 MusiCares Person of the Year, as well as Coolest Guy in Flannel
  • Neutral Milk Hotel Want Your Help to Save The Paragon Carousel
  • Neutral Milk Hotel-Sponsored Paragon Carousel Wins Popular Vote, Given $100k Grant
  • New iPhone App Promises to Save You the Trouble of Going to the Record Store to Find Out What’s Cool in Music This Week; It’s Almost As If They Haven’t Heard of Tiny Mix Tapes Before... Except That’s Impossible
  • New Kate Bush Song for Movie; Song Will Play During Credits
  • New NPR Music Site Could Keep You Busy
  • New Species of Spider Named After Neil Young Sure to Render You Helpless
  • New Study Suggests Listening to Music Helps Develop Musical Competence; "Music is Fun" Say Some Scientists
  • News Flash! John Lennon Was A Leftist Anti-War Liberal! Oh, Wait...
  • NFL Bans Gary Glitter; Drunk Drivers, Wife Beaters, Coke Addicts and Murderers Still Welcome
  • Nick Cave Jumps on Super-Group Bandwagon; Misses Point
  • Nick Cave to Release Second Novel, Curate/Headline Inaugural ATP Australia with Bad Seeds; You to Talk Bullshit About Starting Your First Novel, Curate/Headline Dinner with Your Parents on Saturday
  • Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger, The Folk Hero, Gets Served
  • Nine Inch Nails Are Now Indie!
  • Nirvana Song "Breed" Finally Licensed, Kurt Cobain Rolls Over in His Grave, Dave Grohl Writes a Lame Song About It, Krist Novoselic Does... Nothing
  • No Date for Valentine’s Day Yet? Matt Pinfield Wants You!
  • No Fun Fest Presents Film Showcase with Jim O’Rourke, Makino Takashi, C. Spencer Yeh, Robert Beatty, and More
  • No Limit Reunites To Snitch On Lil Wayne
  • No Talkies Allowed This Saturday: The Books, Mission of Burma’s Roger Miller, and More Collaborate on Original Movin’ Pictures at Massachusetts’ SPLIT / SIGNAL Audio/Visual Evening
  • No, Devo Do Not Want To Supersize Their Happy Meal, McDonalds! They Want to Sue You
  • Nobodaddy’s “Obvious News” Roundup: Flaming Lips Soundtrack Mushroom Movie, The Number Two Announces Its Equivalence to One Plus One, Sugar Tastes “Sweet,” Experts Say
  • Not Enough Love to Go Around: Copyright Laws Prohibit Sublime’s Former Members from Using Band Name
  • NPR Announces Digital Music Service; Shows No Remorse for Singlehandedly Ruining My Sandbox Popularity
  • Okkervil River to Release New LP, To Come To Your Town; Night To Fall To the Ground
  • OMG, Shut Up Everyone! Like, MTV Moves Out of Times Square Studio; Future of Music Now All “Uncertain” and Shit!
  • One in Three Is a Music Pirate; You Should Be Ashamed of Yourselves!
  • Open-Source iTunes Competitor Songbird Is Released, Poops On Steve Jobs’ Head
  • Organizers Quietly Check to Make Sure Australians Speak English Before Asking Dirty Three to Curate All Tomorrow’s Parties 2007
  • Oxford Collapses! By Which I Mean, Oxford Collapse Disband; University of Oxford is Just Brilliant, Thanks.
  • Parts and Labor Part with Drummer After Four Years
  • Paste Magazine Wants YOU! (To Give Them Money)
  • Paul McCartney Gets Government Voucher to Exchange Gas-Guzzling, Acid-Laced Yellow Submarine for More Energy Efficient, Family Friendly, Hot Air Balloon Driven by a Frog
  • Paul McCartney Ticket Sales Break World Record; 4,000 Tickets in 7 Seconds
  • Pavement Reunion? Sure, I Could Definitely Fuck with Some Pavement Reunion.
  • Pete Doherty and Shane MacGowan: New Roomies; To Get Wasted, Doherty To Always Lose House Key, MacGowan To Get Pissed, Label All His Food “SM” In Individualized Tupperware Containers and Intentionally Fail to Replace Toilet Paper Out Of Pointed Spite
  • Pete Doherty Back in Rehab!
  • Phil Spector Found Guilty of Murder, To Serve At Least 18 Years
  • Phil Spector’s Retrial Jury Retires to Make a Landmark Decision for Gun-Toting Whackjob Record Producers the World Over
  • Phosphorescent Gets Totally Baked with Willie in His Tour Bus and Gets Asked to Play His 76th Birthday Party
  • Pitchfork Festival Lineup Finalized, Exclusive Interview with Ryan Schreiber
  • Pitchfork Media Lends Its Name, Discriminating Taste to Video Game Soundtrack; TMT Maybe Gets Back to the Future Pinball Machine for Office
  • Pitchfork.tv Programs Set to Premiere on Actual TV, Offer Solution to Vital Problem of How to Waste Time When Not at Work
  • Pitchfork.tv; Chicago Sun-Times’ Jim DeRogatis Interviews Bryan Shreiper
  • Placebo Drummer Quits. Or A Deeply Personal Letter To My Editor And Lover.
  • PLUG Award Nominees Announced
  • PLUG Awards Accepting Nominations for Sexiest Music Website of the Year
  • Popfest! New England 2006 Totally Ripping Off Panic! At The Disco
  • Portishead Still Mixing Album, Confirm GZA and Silver Apples for ATP, Says "Swindon lot are shit"
  • Prassibly the Most Important News Story of the Week: Ex-Fugee’s Member Pras Busted for Skipping Out on Recording Fee... by a Newscaster Named Tappy
  • President Bush Pardons John Forté, Shyne Still Lacking Necessary Political Clout
  • Prince Threatens His Own Fansites; TMT Risks Lawsuit By Printing Prince’s Name Without Written Consent
  • Prince to “Reclaim the Internet” By Suing YouTube, eBay, and The Pirate Bay
  • Producer Scotty Hard Partially Paralyzed from Car Accident; Antibalas, Bill Laswell, and More Confirmed for Benefit Show
  • Public Enemy Look for Album Funding; Good Investment If They Make Another It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, Bad Investment if Flavor Flav Has too Much to Do with It
  • Punk Icon Lance Hahn of J Church Passes Away at Age 40
  • Punk Memorabilia Goes On Auction Block at Christie’s in NYC in First Historic Punk Memorabilia Auction; Kid Midnight Places $300 Bid On Sid Vicious’ Last Hypodermic Needle, Plans on Getting Real High
  • Punk Planet Closes Its Editorial Doors
  • Q: How Many Guitarists Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? A: None, They Just Steal Someone Else’s Light. Billy Corgan Gets the Signature Fender Treatment.
  • R Kelly: It’s been real.
  • Radiohead Encourage Fans to Monitor Their Carbon Footprint; Band Members Admit to Getting Off On Your Derision
  • Radiohead Foregoes iTunes To Maximize Profits To Stave Off Attacks From The Machine, Man
  • Radiohead Officially Starts Recording New Album with Nigel Godrich, BUT WHAT IS THE RELEASE METHOD
  • Radiohead Re-Sign with Warner/Chappell; Confusion Abounds!!
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  • Ramones Manager Found Bludgeoned to Death in New York Apartment
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  • Retribution Gospel Choir Sign to Sub Pop
  • Rhys Chatham Finally Reaches Guitar Quota for Compositions, Begins Writing Horoscopes for Online Magazine (Seriously)
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  • Riot at Dead Prez Leaves Patrol Car Ablaze, Officer Peppered
  • RIP Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
  • RIP: Natasha Shneider, ex-Queens of the Stone Age, Eleven
  • RIP: Aaron Fuller, Lead Singer of Punk Band Plan 9
  • RIP: Adam Nodelman of Sunburned Hand of the Man, Franklin’s Mint, Shitsweat
  • RIP: Alan W. Livingston, ex-Capitol president who signed The Beatles
  • RIP: Ali Akbar Khan, Indian classical musician
  • RIP: Alton Ellis, "The Godfather of Rocksteady"
  • RIP: Amos Heilicher, Owner of Soma Records, Founder of Musicland Chain, Independent Distributor
  • RIP: Andy Hughes, producer for The Orb, Basement Jaxx, and Kovak
  • RIP: Andy Parle, former drummer of Space
  • RIP: Ann Spencer Gates, Radio Show Host, Matador Publicist
  • RIP: Barry Beckett
  • RIP: Beau Velasco of TheDeathSet
  • RIP: Billy Powell, Keyboardist of Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • RIP: Blossom Dearie, jazz-cabaret singer
  • RIP: Bo Diddley Dies at 79 Due to Heart Failure
  • RIP: Bob Bogle, Lead Guitarist and Co-Founder of The Ventures
  • RIP: Brendan Mullen, founder of punk rock club Masque
  • RIP: Bud Shank, Jazz Saxophonist
  • RIP: Buddy Miles, Band Of Gypsys Drummer, Dies at 60
  • RIP: Byron Lee, Ska Pioneer
  • RIP: Cachao López, mambo pioneer
  • RIP: Charlie Cooper of Telefon Tel Aviv
  • RIP: Charlie Mariano, jazz saxophonist
  • RIP: Clark Sabine, from Statehood (featuring ex-Dismemberment Plan members)
  • RIP: Dan Seals of England Dan and John Ford Coley
  • RIP: Dani Baquet-Long of Celer
  • RIP: Danny Dill, Country Music Songwriter
  • RIP: Dave Dee, British Pop Star
  • RIP: David "Fathead" Newman, Jazz saxophonist
  • RIP: David ‘Pop’ Winans of Gospel Group The Winans
  • RIP: Davy Graham, Folk Musician
  • RIP: Dean Turner of Magic Dirt
  • RIP: Dee Dee Warwick, Soul Singer
  • RIP: Definitive Jux Artist Camu Tao Dies At 30 Due to Lung Cancer
  • RIP: Delaney Bramlett, Guitarist
  • RIP: Dennis Yost of Classics IV
  • RIP: Dewey Martin, Buffalo Springfield drummer
  • RIP: Dickie Peterson of Blue Cheer
  • RIP: DJ Mr. Magic, hip-hop pioneer
  • RIP: DJ Roc Raida of the X-Ecutioners
  • RIP: Duane Jarvis
  • RIP: Ean Evans, Bassist for Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • RIP: Earl Palmer, Hall of Fame Drummer
  • RIP: Eartha Kitt
  • RIP: Eddie Bo, New Orleans-style pianist and singer
  • RIP: Ellie Greenwich, 60s girl-pop Brill Building songwriter
  • RIP: Erik Darling of The Weavers
  • RIP: Estelle Bennett of The Ronettes
  • RIP: Faustino Oramas (Buena Vista Social Club)
  • RIP: Frankie Venom, Lead Singer of Teenage Head
  • RIP: Freddie Hubbard
  • RIP: Guy Peellaert, Album Cover Artist
  • RIP: Hector Zazou, French Composer, Producer
  • RIP: Horaţiu Rădulescu, Romanian-French Avant-Garde Composer
  • RIP: Isaac Hayes Dead at 65
  • RIP: Jake Brockman, former Echo and the Bunnymen keyboard player
  • RIP: Jay Bennett, Former Wilco Member
  • RIP: Jeff Hanson
  • RIP: Jerry Fuchs of Maserati, !!!, The Juan Maclean
  • RIP: Jerry Reed, Country Star, Actor
  • RIP: Jerry Wexler, Music Journalist, Music Producer
  • RIP: Jim Carroll, punk rocker and author of The Basketball Diaries
  • RIP: Jim Dickinson, Memphis producer and musician
  • RIP: Jim Yunker, Drummer and Artist, Younger Brother of Michael Yonkers
  • RIP: Jimmy Carl Black, Drummer and Vocalist for The Mothers of Invention
  • RIP: Jody Reynolds, Rockabilly Singer and Songwriter
  • RIP: Joe Gibbs Dies of Heart Attack, Age 65
  • RIP: John Martyn, British Musician
  • RIP: John Weller, Father and Manager of Paul Weller
  • RIP: Johnny "Dizzy" Moore, Founding Member and Trumpet Player of The Skatalites
  • RIP: Jon Blank, Bassist of Rezin
  • RIP: Kelly Groucutt, bass player of Electric Light Orchestra
  • RIP: Kenny Rankin
  • RIP: Khia Edgerton, the “Club Queen K-Swift”
  • RIP: Klaus Dinger, Co-Founder of Neu! And Drummer of Kraftwerk, Dies at 61
  • RIP: Koko Taylor, Chicago Blues Artist
  • RIP: LeRoi Moore, Founding Member and Saxophonist for Dave Matthews Band
  • RIP: Les Paul
  • RIP: Levi Stubbs of The Four Tops
  • RIP: Liam Maher of Flowered Up
  • RIP: Louie Bellson, jazz drummer
  • RIP: Lux Interior, founder and singer of The Cramps
  • RIP: Lyman Woodard, Detroit Jazz Musician
  • RIP: Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary
  • RIP: Maryanne Amacher, experimental composer
  • RIP: Maurice Jarre, Composer of Doctor Zhivago Score
  • RIP: Mauricio Kagel, Avant-Garde Composer
  • RIP: MC Breed, Michigan-Based Rapper
  • RIP: MC Dolla
  • RIP: Merce Cunningham, choreographer who worked with everyone from John Cage to Radiohead
  • RIP: Mercedes Sosa, Argentine folk singer
  • RIP: Michael Jackson
  • RIP: Michael Viner, record producer, Incredible Bongo Band
  • RIP: Mike Seeger, folk musician and historian
  • RIP: Mikey Dread, Reggae Artist/The Clash Producer, Dies at 54
  • RIP: Miriam Makeba, South African singer
  • RIP: Mitch Mitchell, Drummer for The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  • RIP: Nathaniel Mayer, Detroit R&B Singer
  • RIP: Neal Hefti, Jazz Trumpeter and Soundtrack Composer
  • RIP: Nick Reynolds, Founding Member of Kingston Trio
  • RIP: Nikola Acin of The Hellboys
  • RIP: Noel Sayre, The Black Swans Violinist
  • RIP: Norman Whitfield, Songwriter and Motown Producer
  • RIP: Norton Buffalo, harmonica player and longtime Steve Miller Band sessions musician
  • RIP: Odetta Holmes, Folk Singer, "The Voice of the Civil Rights Movement"
  • RIP: Orlando "Cachaito" López, "the heartbeat of the Buena Vista Social Club"
  • RIP: Oscar Peterson Dies of Kidney Failure
  • RIP: Pat Leonard, Bassist of Moving Targets
  • RIP: Pierre Cossette, producer and agent, best known for bringing Grammys to TV
  • RIP: Randy Bewley, Pylon guitarist
  • RIP: Randy Cain, Founding Member of The Delfonics
  • RIP: Rashied Ali, free jazz/avant-garde drummer, John Coltrane collaborator
  • RIP: Richard Wright of Pink Floyd
  • RIP: Richey Edwards of Manic Street Preachers
  • RIP: Robert Hazard, New Wave musician and songwriter
  • RIP: Robert Lucas, Former Frontman of Canned Heat
  • RIP: Ron Asheton, Guitarist/Bassist of The Stooges
  • RIP: Ronnie Drew, Founder of The Dubliners
  • RIP: Rudy Ray Moore, "Godfather of Rap," Dolemite Actor
  • RIP: Sam Butera, Saxophonist
  • RIP: Shakir Stewart, Def Jam Executive VP
  • RIP: Shelby Singleton, record producer, Sun Records
  • RIP: Skip Miller, former Motown executive
  • RIP: Sky Saxon, founding member of The Seeds
  • RIP: Snooks Eaglin, R&B guitarist
  • RIP: Stephen Gately of Boyzone
  • RIP: Steve Foley, Replacements drummer
  • RIP: Suzanne Fiol, founder of Brooklyn venue ISSUE Project Room
  • RIP: Tasman Blizzard, The Meanies
  • RIP: Terrin Durfey of Pinback, Boilermaker
  • RIP: Tim Krekel, songwriter/guitarist
  • RIP: Titus "Baatin" Glover of Slum Village
  • RIP: Tom Brumley, steel guitar player
  • RIP: Tony D, Hip-Hop Producer, 3rd Bass
  • RIP: Trevor Rhone, Co-Writer of The Harder They Come Film
  • RIP: Uriel Jones, Motown drummer
  • RIP: Useless Wooden Toys Singer Stabbed to Death After Defending Woman
  • RIP: Vic Mizzy, TV and film composer
  • RIP: William J. Claxton, Famous Jazz Photographer
  • RIP: Willy DeVille
  • RIP: Willy Graves, former member of The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower
  • RIP: Wycliffe "Steely" Johnson, dancehall producer
  • RIP: Yma Sumac, Peruvian Folk Entertainer
  • Rock And Roll Hall of Fame Induction Results Revealed
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  • Rolling Stones Earn Biggest Bucks; You to Channel Frustration Over The Way Things Are Into a Sudsy Revolution
  • Rolling Stones to Leave EMI for Universal, Finally “Make It Big”
  • Run-D.M.C., Metallica, and The Stooges Nominated for Rock and/or Roll Hall O’ Fame — No, Run-D.M.C. Would Not the First Rap Act to Be Inducted
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  • Ryan Adams Relaunches His Pax Am Label Digitally; Oh Great, Another Label For Mandy Moore To Release Music On!
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  • Saatchi & Saatchi Pt 1: Fool me once, get played by Annie Nightingale. Fool me twice, get played by Judge Jules. Fool me three times, get banned by the BBC
  • Saatchi & Saatchi Pt 2: “Dr. Martens Sort of Exploits Images of Iconic Rockers, Estates Fight Back, People Get Fired.” - Kurt Cobain
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  • San Francisco Pop Festival Bringing Pop Festival to San Francisco; Tullycraft’s Last Show Ever?
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  • Santogold Changes Name to Santigold
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  • Shins, Rapture, K-os Help Show MTV’s Humanitarian Side, Right After TRL and Before Super Sweet 16
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  • Sin And Degradation on Sunday; WFMU Pledge Drive Marathon With Yo La Tengo Murdering The Classics
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  • Some Guy in Tennessee Actually Upset About Being the Recipient of an MP3 Player Pre-Loaded With Porn
  • Sonic Youth and Dntel Figuratively Scoff at Commercial Radio, Support Free Yr Radio, Free Yr Radio Sponsors To Provide Lavish Gifts: Free Cars, All-Over Print Hoodies, Bling, Bands Not To Scoff If It Means Their CD Has a Spot at the Checkout Counter Next to the New Modest Mouse And is Rung Up By an Anorexic Sales Girl With Chunky Bangs
  • Sonic Youth to Switch Labels?
  • Sonic Youth’s Thurston Moore to Launch Art Book Publishing Company, All of Us to Launch Art Books
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  • Spice Girls Get Bono to Write a Track for Them, Said It Was Weird Talking to Bono with His Sunglasses On
  • Spinto Band Lose Mandolin, Counting Crows Don’t; TMT Asks: Is There No Justice?
  • Squeeze Set To Reunite; Can A VHI Tour Sponsorship Be Far Off?
  • Starfucker Randomly Decide to Drop Name, and Go with PYRAMID Instead
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  • Sub Pop Release Scholarship, Tour
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  • Superchunk to Play Cancer Benefit; I Love Superchunk
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  • Ted Leo Runs With the Bulls and Signs to Matador Records
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  • ADULT. Are Nice Enough To Give You A New LP & Tour
  • Adventure Signs to Carpark, To Release Debut in September
  • Aesop Rock Controversially Elects To Release, Rather Than Drop, New Album On August 28
  • Aesop Rock to Release Instrumentals, A Capellas, and Lyrics for None Shall Pass, Carrie Bradshaw to Fictitiously Discuss This In Her Fictitious Sex Column, American Women to Blindly Accept That Writing a Sex Column Would Warrant A Budget Sizable Enough For Weird, Expensive Headwraps, Fur Shrugs, Cases of Marlboro Lights, and Enough Cosmopolitans to Kill a Lifetime of Loneliness, Intense Periods of Sexual Frustration and Realized Inadequacy
  • Aimee Mann Preps New Release; P.T. Anderson Tortures Kittens
  • Ain’t No Party Like an A-Trak Party Cuz an A-Trak Party Don’t Stoooop: New Album and Tour Details from Brooklyn’s Lord of the Dance Party
  • Air Composes Pocket Symphony, Blows On Piping-Hot Toaster Strudel, Tucks You Into Bed
  • Akron/Family Announces Details for Set ’Em Wild, Set ’Em Free
  • Akron/Family Sign to Dead Oceans; Green Day Mentioned in This Story
  • Alabama 3 Rock Dancefloors, Release Retrospective, Inspire No Clever Headline
  • All 13 Can Albums To Be Released Digitally On March 13; Binary Press Release And ASCII Art Tribute Released On March 7; Third Lazy Joke TBA
  • All The Saints Sign To Touch And Go; British Pop Group All Saints Sue For Custody Of Their Name
  • All Will Not Be Quiet on April Fool’s Day When African Artists Release U2 Cover Album
  • All You Want In Life’s a Little Bit of Love to Take the Pain Away; Your Disgusting Ass is Gonna Have to Settle For a New Spiritualized LP and Short Tour
  • Almost Wasn’t Going To Tell You About The New Pleaseeasaur Album And Tour... Please Don’t Be Sore ;-))))
  • Always Swing with a Buddy: Nouvelle Vague Return with 3rd Album and Dive into the Deep End of Duetting
  • Amon Tobin, God of Thebes, Announces New Album and Tour
  • Amy Millan to Release Masters of the Burial on Arts & Crafts, Plans Fall Tour
  • An Asthmatic Kitty DVD Featuring Sufjan Stevens, Castanets, and Others Means It’s Always Six O’Clock and Tea-Time!
  • Andrew Bird Whistles While He Works... And Finishes New Album!
  • Angels of Light Are Him in the Studio; R.E.M. Mentioned in This News Story
  • Ani DiFranco To Release 20th Album, Napolitano Cites Concerns: Economy, Inability for ’90s Feminists to Experience Love
  • Animal Collective Confirm New EP Fall Be Kind, "Brothersport" Single
  • Animal Collective Finish Recording New Record, Yay! Black Dice and Ariel Pink Do Stuff, Too, Yay! But First: Solo Projects, Yay!
  • Animal Collective Talk “Visual Record,” Hippie Population Listens
  • Animal Collective to Re-Release Campfire Songs on Paw Tracks, New EP Fall Be Kind in December?
  • Animal Collective to Release Merriweather Post Pavilion Vinyl Early, More Listening Parties
  • Animal Collective to Release New, Possibly Sexy EP
  • Animal Collective To Release Strawberry-Flavored Jam Session; Knob Twisting Never Sounded So Delicious
  • Animal Collective’s Forthcoming Album Merriweather Post Pavillion Gets Tracklisting, So Yeah... I Guess It’s True
  • Animal Collective’s Much-Anticipated 3LP Box Set Auctioned for Charity, Official Release Imminent
  • Annie’s Long-Delayed Sophomore LP Don’t Stop Gets Release Date
  • Another One For The "About Bloody Time" Section Of Your Record Collection; Voxtrot Set To Release Debut Album
  • Anti-Pop Consortium Sign to Big Dada, Return from Hiatus with European Tour and New LP; Meanwhile, Anti-Poop Consortium Bottoms-Out Due to Crippling Irregularity, Beans Blamed
  • Anticipation Surrounding Modest Mouse’s New EP Goes into Overdrive
  • Antony and Kría Brekkan Duet Launches New Paw Tracks Singles Division
  • Antony And The Johnsons Take Us To Another World on New EP, And I Don’t Mean Uranus!
  • Apostle of Hustle Announce New Album and Tourdates; No, Not That the Dude with the Mustache from Broken Social Scene, the Other Dude with the Mustache from Broken Social Scene
  • Apples In Stereo New Album Talking Points
  • April Pontiak Showers Bring May Pontiak Tours… By Showers I Mean They’re Putting Out a New Album. I’m Not Implying that Pontiak are Urinating on Anybody. Honest. Ain’t No Bands Urinating Here. Just a New Album and Tour, That’s All. Hey, Stop Looking at Me Like That. Oh You Damn Well Know What I’m Talking About, The “Is He Actually Gonna Pee on Me Right Now” Stare. For the Thousandth Time, TMT Readership, I’m Not Going to Pee on You! Also that First Line is an Off Rhyme So Yeah Deal with THAT or something.
  • Arcade Fire Sell Autographed DVD For Benefit; Richard Reed Parry Realizes Napoleon Dynamite Is SO 2004 And Sells His Old Glasses
  • Architecture in Helsinki to Release That Beep — Not An Expletive Censor Beep, But An LP Single
  • Arctic Monkeys Release New Record, Forget To Change Ridiculous Band Name
  • Are Mates of State Really Two Black R&B Artists? New Album Coming in May
  • Art Brut’s Art Brut Vs. Satan Due in Late Spring
  • Artist Bonnie Billy (Formerly Known As Prince) Preps Fourth LP Release For May; Jeffrey Lewis Asks If It’s Worth Being an Indie Rock Star
  • Artist Gets Fans to Front New Album Costs Instead of Accepting Lucrative Payout From Corporate Ass Hats. In Other News, Ass Hats Form Corporation In An Attempt To Lucratively Fund Artist’s New Album Costs.
  • Arty Breasts Dogging J-Tang: Ghostface Killah to Release Solo Album on Same Day as Wu-Tang’s New LP
  • As Sure As The Sky Is Blue and Water Is Wet, Ghostface Will Release a New Album in December
  • Atlas Sound Announces Logos Bonus Disc
  • Atlas Sound’s Logos Set for October Release, Panda Bear and Stereolab’s Sadier Guest
  • Atlas Sound’s New LP Comes with Bonus Disc for UK Release, Tours with Animal Collective
  • Attention Lily Allen Lovers! Lily Has A Message For You: It’s Not Me, It’s You.
  • Au Announces New EP, Goes on Tour, Celebrates the Magic of Vowels
  • Awesome Color to Release Album for the Ages
  • Bat For Lashes to Release Sophomore Effort, Which, Unfortunately, Was Not Recorded Live from the Solid Magma Core of a Volcano
  • Beastie Boys Bring New Album, Tour, Website, Meaning To The Word “New”
  • Beastie Boys Radio Is Back! First Show Airs... A Few Days Ago. Sorry. Well They’re Putting Out a New DVD and Heading Back to the Studio, If That Makes You Feel Any Better
  • Because You’ve Always Dreamed of Rivers Cuomo on Sizzurp, Lil Wayne Guests on New Weezer Album
  • Beck Launches Latest Covert Scientologist Mind-Control Plot Through Fun Little Online Cover-Albums Project; Lord Xenu Shakes Fist in Rage, Beats Hasty Retreat Across Galaxy
  • Beck to Reissue 1994 K Records Release One Foot in the Grave in a Last-Ditch Effort to Pull One Foot of His Career Out of It
  • Been Dazed and Confused for So Long It’s Not True. So Long, In Fact, That All My Zeppelin Albums Have Shrunk Into CD-Sized Replicas!
  • Beirut Announce New Album and Tour, Almost Daring You Not To Blog About It
  • Bell Orchestre Sign To Arts&Crafts, What A Shocker!
  • Belle and Sebastian Hint at New Album
  • Belle and Sebastian Release Calendar; Me to Use a Non-Digressive Headline for the First Time
  • Ben Gibbard and Jay Farrar Team Up for Kerouac Documentary Soundtrack and Honorary Concerts
  • Berg Sans Nipple Expose New Record To January Cold; Likely to Be Hard And Small And Purple And Sensitive
  • Bert Jansch Announces Reissues, North American Tour, and Challenge to Swine Flu and Jon & Kate Plus 8: "All Your Headlines Are Belong to Me!"
  • Best-of Release and DVD Documentary to Commemorate 10th Anniversary of Jeff Buckley’s Death
  • Big Star Box Set to Be Released; Most People to Still Not Notice
  • Birkenstock Luncheon: The Shortest Semi-Fictional Account of Ani DiFranco You’ll Ever Read; DiFranco to Release Canon This September
  • Björk’s Voltaic Box Set Combines Thrill of Volta Live Show with Great New Way to Spend Lots of Money
  • Black Dice New Album, REPO, Due In April; Repo Humor Sort Of Touchy Right Now, So Enjoy This Tame Headline
  • Black Dice’s Eric Copeland Discovers Alien in a Garbage Dump After Following Its Paw Tracks for Weeks, Collaborates on 13 Songs
  • Black Keys Drummer Starts Side Band Called Drummer; As a Result, Phil Collins Forced to Rename Autobiography to Douchebag
  • Black Moth Super Rainbow To Release New Album Eating Us; BMSR FYI: Massive Amounts Of Cannibalism Can Lead To Bad Digestion
  • Black Mountain Pull Out And Then Release All Over The West Coast; New England Patriots Still Undefeated
  • Black Pus (Solo Project of Lightning Bolt’s Brian Chippendale) To Release Lots of Music, Opens for Boredoms
  • Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Ready Triple-Disc DVD/CD Set, Evoking Fond Memories of The Effects of 333
  • Blank Dogs Set to Release Under and Under; Unveil Video of a Women’s Ku Klux Klan Meeting
  • Bloc Party to Release New LP Digitally on Thursday; I Hope It Gets Leaked Earlier Though
  • Blonde Redhead Tours, Releases New Album, Documents My Quarter-Life Crisis
  • Bob Barker Says Spay or Neuter Your Pet or Risk Having New Tour and LP from Deer Tick on Your Hands
  • Bob Dylan Bursts into Flames, Is Discovered Reborn in His Own Ashes, Releases New Album Together Through Life April 28
  • Bob Dylan Dies, Releases Newport Folk Festival DVD
  • Bob Mould Signs to Anti-, The Label "On Which the New Album Will Be Released"
  • Bobby Birdman Is Back: With a Quick Swoop, He Unveils He’s Got New Moods
  • Bodies of Water Considering Changing Name to "Bodies in Motion" to Coincide with Forthcoming Tour; Stubbornly Refuses to Change Name to Zippy "Bodies Release Album"
  • Bonnaroo 2009; Also, Girl Talk “Experimenting” with Actual Song Structures for Next Record; Will The New Album be as “Experimental” as the Latest Fountains of Wayne, Then? Hey, Stay Tuned!
  • Bonnie "Prince" Billy to Release Beware, His "Most Ambitious" LP to Date
  • Bonnie “Prince” Billy to Release Live LP in December on Drag “City” Records
  • Boredoms Looking For New Drummer; 77 BOADRUM Documentary Being Screened — Rad
  • Boredoms Sign to Thrill Jockey; Thrill Jockey Is Fucking Awesome
  • Boredoms to Release New Live CD/DVD, Tour; Yoshimi to Release Documentary OST; You’re Welcome!
  • Boredoms’ 77 BoaDrum Documentary Now Online, Bummed Out that 10/10/10 Will Only Have Ten Drummers
  • Boredoms’ Super Roots 10 Gets U.S. Release Date, Band Gets to Live Out “On a Boat” Fantasy First Realized by Andy Samberg and T-Pain
  • Boys on Film: Interpol Release Live DVD as Part of Our Love to Admire Reissue
  • Breeders Blab About Mountain Battles, Kim Deal is "Kind of a Big Deal"
  • Brian Wilson Plans to Finish George Gershwin’s Incomplete Compositions
  • Brilliant Colors Debut LP To Come Out On Slumberland; Twee Pop One Step Closer To Killing Lady Gaga and Taking Over the Charts
  • British Sea Power Go Back to their Roots with a New Soundtrack Set for May 5
  • British Sea Power Tour, Release EP And LP With No Mention of Pirates, Actual Sea Power Of Any Kind, Or Historical Events Older Than Five Minutes In This News Story And A Woman Nearly Spills A Cup of Coffee On Me
  • Broken Scrapbooking Scene Release a Book in an Attempt to Preserve Legacy
  • Bruce Springsteen Rallies Again For the Little Guy
  • Built To Spill Make More Enemies By Titling Album There Is No Enemy, Announce Huge Tour
  • Built To Spill Reveal HUGE Perfect From Now On Tour, New Album in 2009: Beards Included, Old Technology Excluded, I’m Deluded...
  • Bump up the Terror Alert, New Mexican Disaster Squad is Hitting the Homeland
  • Burial Confirms Identity, to Release New 12-Inch, Working on New LP, Tan
  • Burning Star Core Releases New LP And Tours, Could Have Footjob Fetish And Not Know It
  • But It’s Only Wafer-Thin! Three-Disc Helping of Dntel Coming
  • Califone Sign to Dead Oceans for New LP of Future Robot Back-Porch Appalachadelic Folk Pop; Somewhere Out There, Beck Hansen is Jealous
  • Cancer Has Been Cured, Atlantis Has Been Discovered, Dr. Dre Announces that Detox Will Come Out This Winter
  • Casiotone For the Painfully Alone Goes Gospel, Prepares Two New Records
  • Castanets Bring Their "Old, Weird, Kinda Creepy America" to New Album, Summer Tour
  • Castanets Guy Set to Release 4th Album, Make Your Work-a-Day Existence Look Pitifully Lame
  • Cat Power Covers Record Tracklist by Helen Schumacher
  • Cat Power has left something special in the litter box for you: A fresh new live EP!
  • Cat Power, Feist Will Touch You And Maybe Each Other For The Hottest State; Thousands of Pale, Skinny Boys Experience The Ultimate Indie Wet Dream
  • Chaos on the Deerhunter Blog: Unintentional Leak Provides Two Unmastered Albums
  • Check Your Wallet! Beastie Boys’ Slacker-Rap Classic Check Your Head Gets 4LP Deluxe Treatment
  • Chemical Brothers Reveal New Album Tracklist, Collaborators, Minty Fresh Fragrance
  • Ciccone Youth Side-Project To Get Deluxe Reissue
  • Circulatory System Change Release Date for Signal Morning to September, Book Tour
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Release Some Loud Thunder, Strange Weather Patterns Aroused
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah’s Alec Ounsworth Releases Solo LP, But Who Will Clap Hands, Say Yeah?
  • Classic ’76 Harmonia & Brian Eno Collab Reissued with New Tunes and Revamped Track Sequence
  • Clinic Release B-Sides And Rarities Compilation; Free, Used, And Bloodied Surgical Mask Not Included
  • Clockclean Er to Release New LP on Load; They Didn’t Go to College And You Don’t Have to Go Either
  • Clutch Come Through in the... You Know; Tour Plans Upcoming, Pending Approval of Family of Auto Mechanics
  • Cobain Bio Film Soundtrack To Feature R.E.M., Ben Gibbard, Iggy Pop; Cobain Rolls Over In Grave For The 200th Time
  • Colbert’s Next Publicity Plug Helps Contribute To The Growing Problem Of Christmas Festivities Starting Way Too Goddamn Early, Release EP to Coincide with His Christmas Special
  • Colin Meloy Could Very Well Be Racist, Releases Live Solo Disc
  • College-Age Pink Floyd Fans Name August 28 Honorary 4:20 in Spirit of {Piper at the Gates of Dawn}’s Reissue; EMI to Take Financial Advantage of Bros Everywhere; Or Look Behind You, Prospective Buyer! It’s a Chick Who Digs Guitar Players... Oh, No, Sorry, That’s Just the Back of a Young Roger Waters
  • Common to Star in New Terminator Movie and Release New LP, Both of Which, We Should Hope, Are Completely Unrelated Or Else We May Be Getting a New LP From Commonator
  • Conor Oberst and The Mystic Valley Band Announce Free Documentary & Comparably Expensive Summer Tour Dates
  • Constantines Announce EP, Revive Tour-Naming Trend with "The Rolling Tundra Revue"
  • Coolest High School Computer Teacher Ever Captures Your Heart... With a Heart-Shaped Record; Details of a Unique Vinyl Subscription in This Story!
  • Corgan and Company Release Documentary, But I’d Rather Have Another Book of Poetry
  • Crammed Records to Release Compilation of Balkan Gypsy Folk Songs Covered By Indie Bands: Um, Cool, I Guess?
  • Crystal Antlers Sign to Touch and Go, Album to be Released Early 2009
  • Cursive Reveal New Album Details to Attract More Attention
  • Daft Punk Become Human After All, Following Electroma Screenings and a DVD Release on Vice; Short Circuit 2 is Still an Awesome Movie
  • Damon Albarn To Release Album Featuring 130ish Musicians, Apparently Monkeys Also
  • Dan Deacon Slated to Release New LP in the Fall, Summer Tour
  • Danger Mouse and Beck Team Up to Create The Ultimate Album/Song Sure to be Used in an Advertisement
  • Danger Mouse Releases Blank CD-R for Dark Night of the Soul; Why Didn’t I Think of That???
  • Daptone Records Is Soul Excitement! (Free Daptone Mix Now Available, Plus Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings Release Video And Add Dates with The Budos Band!)
  • David Byrne and Brian Eno Self-Release New LP in August, Details Revealed (By Strategy)
  • David Byrne Records Live EP for Amnesty International, Makes It Even Harder to Find Fault in Him
  • David Sylvian Discovers Manafon; It Turns Out to Be a Welsh Village
  • David Tibet Hastens His Precious Apocalypse with a Truly Diabolical Group of Collaborators for Current 93’s Upcoming Album
  • De Stijl Does Its Best to Embarrass Michael Yonkers, Releases Lost 1966 Recordings of Michael and the Mumbles with Cover Shot of Yonkers and His Buddy Holly Lovin’ Mates
  • Death Cab for Cutie to Release Their Metal Machine Music? Hey, Stop Laughing.
  • DEBUT FLIGHT OF CONCHORDS ALBUM COMES OUT ON APRIL 22. THE HBO COMEDY DUO WILL BE RELEASING IT ON SUB POP. THIS HEADLINE CONTAINS ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED, SO DON’T EVEN BOTHER READING THE NEWS STORY BECAUSE IT’S REALLY JUST AN EXCERPT FROM MY MYSPACE BLOG.
  • Decemberists Drummer Announces Solo Album Release
  • Deerhoof Releases First Single from New LP as a Score, Intended for Every Good Boy Who Deserves Fudge
  • Deerhoof Subvert And Deconstruct Fundamentals Of Rock Music And Replace Them With Limitless Towers Of Sonic Beauty; Other Stuff, Too
  • Deerhoof, Dirty Projectors, Mount Eerie, and TVOTR Contribute to Worried Noodles Album; Stan Lee To Illustrate The Great American Songbook
  • Deerhunter To Release Microcastle on Kranky/4AD in October
  • Def Jam Denies Dropping Nas Due To Controversial Album Title, The World Groans, Rolls Their Eyes, And Says “Yeah Right.”
  • Definitive Jux to Reissue Company Flow’s Funcrusher Plus, Send a Big Middle-Finger Back at Mainstream Hip-Hop
  • Del The Funky Homosapien Goes Nerdcore!
  • Despite Kurt Cobain’s Continued Reclusiveness, New Nirvana DVD to Be Released in May
  • Destroyer Destroy the Past, Create New Future-Past With Reissue of 2nd and 3rd LPs! Confused?? Hey, Don’t Be! Read on! Outta Sight, My Man!
  • Details of Thurston Moore and Byron Coley’s No Wave Book Revealed
  • Devandra Banhart Wakes Up, Shaves Beard, Gets Serious, Signs to Warner, Gets Unserious Again, Releases New Record With Suspiciously Penis-related Cover Art
  • Devendra Banhart Finishes Sixth Studio Album, Set for Release in Fall 2009
  • Devendra Banhart Recording New Album, Hiding Details in Beard
  • DFA Re-Release Pylon’s Second Album Chomp; Michael Stipe Wakes Up Dancing
  • Dianogah Prep New LP For May with Guest Spots from Andrew Bird and More, Plan Hideout Debut
  • Did You Know Anthony Gonzalez of M83 Has a New Side-Project Named Digital Shades And Is Releasing A New M83 Album in The Coming Year-and-a-Half? And Did You Know That His Brother Announced His Resignation as Attorney General, Effective September 17?
  • Dinosaur Jr.’s Jagjaguwar Debut Farm Coming in June, Offer Free 7-Inch to Ticket-Purchasing Fans
  • Dirty Projectors Sign with Domino Records Because They Are White, Recording Two New LPs
  • Dirty Projectors to Release EP With New Tracks (Take That Radiohead!)
  • Dizzee Rascal’s Maths + English Finally Coming to the US; Big Gulps and XXL Tweety Bird T-Shirts Finally Coming to the UK
  • DJ /Rupture Emerges from Spanish Exile (..Seriously..) with Uproot, Ingredients Comp
  • Do You Like Soundtrack Music? British Sea Power Settle an Old Score with a New Composition
  • Do You Like The Sonic Youth You’ve Heard, But Find Yourself Thurston For Moore? Quench That At Your Local Starbucks June 10
  • Do You Wanna Make Twee at the BBC? Do You Wanna Be, Do You Really Wanna Be a Comp? Belle and Sebastian Collection Coming Soon
  • Does Bill Callahan’s New Album Signal the End of the Depression? One Writer Thinks So.
  • Domer Announces Mind-Blowingly Awesome "Open-Source" EP Project
  • Domino’s Reissues The Freed Man; Limited-Time Offer On Seba”dough” Crust
  • Don’t Call It a Comeback — Okay, Call It a Comeback, But Just This Once; Hefner Reissue The Fidelity Wars
  • Donovan to Release Live DVD, Riki Tiki Tavi Mongoose Still Gone
  • DOOM EP to Feature Production by Thom Yorke, Dave Sitek, and J Dilla
  • DOOM to Release Unexpected Guests Compilation in October; Ghostface, Talib Kweli, Jake One, Masta Killa Appear
  • DOOM to Release Long-Awaited Follow-Up, Born Into This, October 21 on Lex Records
  • Doseone to Make You Feel Like A Modern de’Medici
  • Dosh Finally Escapes From Andrew Bird’s Clutches Long Enough To Record Fourth Solo Album
  • Double Yr Pleasure, Double Yr Fun, Double Yr Freshness with a Double Viva Voce Reissue! (What the Hell Is a Doublemint Plant, Anyway?)
  • Dr. Dog, The Teeth & The High Strung Band Together To Push All Other News Off The Page
  • Dr. Dre Debuts Detox In A Dr. Pepper Commercial; In Other News, Da Brat Was Seen Picking Up Empty Soda Cans On A Highway
  • DT-DT-DT On Yr Mobile Phone!! Just When You Thought There Was No Hope... GALANGALANG! M.I.A. No Longer M.I.A.!! New LP Soon, Tour Starts This Weekend; I Make Enough Bad M.I.A. Lyric References in This Article to Get Banned from TMT
  • Dude from Unicorns and Dude from Arcade Fire form Clues, Give Everyone a Hankering to Accuse Ms. Scarlet with a Wrench in the Library
  • Dude, What’s That Sound You’re Making in the Bathroom... Dude? Oh, !!! Announced a Release Date for Their Next LP! Gross!!
  • Dum Dum Girls Play One Show, Get Signed By Sub Pop
  • Dälek to Release Gutter Tactics January 2009, Remix D’Mite’s "Read a Book"
  • Early Frank Zappa Albums Set For Expanded Reissues Because There Simply Aren’t Enough Zappa Records Available Already
  • Earth Find Way To Release Album Without Going To All The Bother Of Writing Some New Songs; Aw, I’m Just Joshing With Ya, Dylan, It’s All Love, Baby
  • Earth Re-Releases Latest Album as Double LP Deluxe “Bible” Version; Every Time Southern Lord Puts Out Something Sacrilegious, a Demon Gets Its Wings Equipped with Gigantic Eyeballs
  • Echo and The Bunnymen Record New Album, Play Old Album Ocean Rain in Concert Instead
  • Ecstatic Sunshine Ready Yesterday’s Work, Push Back Today’s Work Until Tomorrow
  • Eels Celebrate 10-Year Anniversary With Best-of and Rarities Collections; Eels Fans Everywhere Embarrassed to Realize That They Aren’t Pissy Teenagers Anymore
  • Efterklang Sign To 4AD, A Subsidiary of Cap’n Crunch
  • Einstürzende Neubauten Release New Album, Continue to Confuse the F@*% (Fuck) Out of People
  • El Perro Del Mar Proves Pop Is Not Love on New LP, Thus Pop Will Not Tear Us Apart, Only Pop Cannot Break Your Heart, and The Hounds of Pop Are Not Calling
  • El Perro Del Mar Tours with Peter Bjorn and John, Refutes Claims That Love Is in Fact Pop
  • Electric Soft Parade to Play SXSW! Oh, Everyone Else Is Too? Ok, in that case... Electric Soft Parade To Release Album!
  • Elliott Smith Double Album to Be Released This May, Sad Bastards Still Aren’t Happy
  • Elvis Costello Reissues Some Stuff, Proves Why He’s Still The King
  • Elvis Perkins, With New Tourdates and An Upcoming Release, Will Also Help Dress You
  • EMI Releases New Art Brut Single WITHOUT INFORMING THE FUCKING BAND
  • EMI Set to Release A Radiohead Greatest Hits Compilation, Despite Their Wishes
  • EMI Still Way Ahead of the Game, Release Official Mashups to Prove It
  • Epitaph Brings It Back to Y2K, Plans to Reissue Blood Brothers Albums
  • Eric Copeland of Black Dice is a Mysterious Hermaphrodite Who Likes to Have Relations with Grizzly Bears. Not Grizzly Bear the Band, But Actual Grizzly Bears. Oh, and He’s Releasing His First Solo Album in August.
  • Espers’ Meg Baird Has a Deep, Dark Rumor
  • Evangelista to Release Prince of Truth in October; Listen to Exclusive Track
  • Ever Sit Down on a Box Set and Have an Orgasm? Well, Now You Can with Rammstein’s Latest!
  • Ex-Grandaddy Frontman Jason Lytle Signs to ANTI- for Solo Debut, Probably Still Mistrusts All Machines
  • Excepter Saves a Chicken, New LP and Tour
  • Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Magazine Peel Off Sessions Compilation
  • Eyedea & Abilities to Release First New Album in Five Years That Reveals New Ideas and Abilities
  • Fancy Premature News Alert! Slint Complete Contemplate Recording New Music!
  • FatCat Reissues First Two Animal Collective Albums on Vinyl for the First Time EVER... And the Crowd Goes Nuts!
  • Fennesz to Release New Solo LP And Collaborates on Project Titled "Till The Old World’s Blown Up And A New One Is Created," But Will His Rhetorical Flourishes Lead to Palin-Like Seclusion?
  • Fiery Furnaces and the Journey Toward Neverending Domestic Bliss
  • First Nation Change Name to Rings, Add Avey Tare’s Sister to Band
  • First-Ever CD of Bob Dylan Rarities To Be Released This October
  • Fish and Chips Are Delicious and Hot Chip Are Releasing a New LP, As Well As Touring
  • Flaming Lips Issue 10th Anniversary Edition of Soft Bulletin on 180g/2xLP Vinyl
  • Flaming Lips Re-Release At War With the Mystics With a Bonus DVD; Don’t They Know They’re Killing Music By Adding Images? What’s Next, Concerts With Movie Screens?
  • Flaming Lips to Release Reinterpretation of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon... AND WE’VE GOT THE EXCLUSIVE TRACKLIST!
  • Flaming Lips to Release Their Mellon Collie & The Infinite... HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
  • Flash Photography Prohibited, But Flashers Welcome! Camera Obscura Reveal All with New Album and Tour
  • Flight of The Conchords Told You They Were Freaky, They Told You, They Told You, They Told You! Now They’re Gonna Have to Go and Make an Album About It! Look What You Made Them Do!
  • Flowered Up! Petal Pushers Bill Callahan, Scout Niblett, Devendra Banhart, Josephine Foster, and Mark Kozelek Pay Tribute to Kath Bloom
  • Fog’s Andrew Broder Releases Four Five Experimental Albums Online
  • Foiled Sam Beam Sues Store Employees for Delaying Release of New LP on Sub Pop
  • Foot Village Want You To Contribute to Their Next LP, Want You to Pose Nude, Want You to See Them Perform Live, And Want You to Download an FV-Related Project for Free
  • For Our Older Readers: Parlophone’s Best-Of Radiohead Release to Be Release in June
  • FOR SALE: Tiny Mix Tapes Vol. 1: Darfur
  • Former Ghosts = Xiu Xiu’s Jamie Stewart + This Song Is A Mess But So Am I’s Freddy Ruppert + Zola Jesus’ Nika Roza; New LP Coming on Upset The Rhythm
  • Four Out of Five Comrades Proclaim New Russian Circles Album and Tour Better Than a Kick in the Cossacks
  • Four out of Five Crooners Agree: The Jesus Lizard Will Be Ring-A-Ding on DVD!
  • Four Score and Several Weeks From Now, Silver Jews Will Release Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea
  • Four Tet Receives Nobel Peace Prize for Announcing New Album, Tour Details, Merely Existing... Oops, I Mean for "His Extraordinary Efforts to Strengthen International Diplomacy and Cooperation Between Peoples"
  • Four Tet, Clinic, Maps, and Pram Make Guest Appearances on Comp to Benefit Homeless Population
  • Fox Confessor Brings the Flood 2: Cruise Control, Neko Case-Style
  • Fridge Are So Smart! Fridge Are So Smart! S-M-R-T! I Mean, S-M-A-R-T... (When in doubt, steal an idea for a news title from The Simpsons)
  • Frog Eyes’ Carey Mercer to Release Another LP As Blackout Beach, Moniker Reminds Me Of The Way I Spent My Last Few Weeks This Summer
  • From Out of the Ashes Rises, a Femi Phoenix: After a Seven-Year Absence Femi Kuti Returns with a New Album November 18
  • Fruit Bats to Release The Ruminant Band, Tour, Lift Spirits of The Surrounding Community
  • Fuck Digital Formats, Jackie-O MotherFreaker Release Vinyl-Only LP
  • Fugazi Drummer Works On New Material, Tiny Mix Tapes Staff Writer Works On Ian McKaye (WHO IS NOT DEAD)
  • Fugazi Subject of New Photogaphy Book; My Birthday Coming Up
  • Fun Facts about Scissors and Sisters to Coincide with Scissor Sisters DVD Release
  • Future Islands Sign to Thrill Jockey, Prep New Album for Spring; We Hope This Helps Dan Deacon’s Back Heal a Little Bit
  • Future of the Left: May Tour, New Album; Future of the Right: Glenn Beck and Miss California’s Demon Lovechild
  • G’Bye Blueballs! Hardly Art Signs Talbot Tagora and Unnatural Helpers
  • Gang Gang Dance Set to Release New Album, Saint Dymphna, on The Social Registry and Warp
  • Gang Gang Dance to Finally Release DVD/CD Project Because God’s Son (Nas) Told Them To
  • Gary Hustwit Releases a Film on Helvetica Font; Consider This an Extended Love Note I Left on the Fridge Because I Don’t Want to Stay Home and Cuddle with You Tonight; But, Seriously, I’m Really Invested in “Us”
  • George Carlin Comes from the Future to Tell Us That Destroyer Will Save the World With a New LP Next Year
  • Get a Room, You Two! Another Kieran Hebden and Steve Reid Collaboration Is on Its Way
  • Get Down with Snoop Dogg after Dark: MTV to Distribute Snoop’s Next LP
  • Get Me A Double-Disc of Patti Smith, Stat. Kevin Shields and Grandmother of Punk Team Up To Save Your Soul With Coral Sea Release
  • Get Ready for Battles’ Tyondai Braxton’s Solo LP
  • Get Your Heart Pumping for a New Circulatory System Album!
  • GG Allin Has a Small Penis — That’s Right, I Said It; MVD to release "Special Edition" DVD this August
  • Ghostface, Method Man, and Raekwon Form Like Voltron for Joint LP; Also Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II Finally Dropping Next Month, New Ghostface LP Later This Year, Method Man Allegedly Shot Fan with a Pellet Gun
  • Giant Sand Release Provisions in September, Their First in Nearly Four Years, Says Press Release (Though, I Could’ve Done the Math Too); Neko Case, M. Ward, Isobell Campbell Guest
  • Gibbard, His Shins, That Spoon You Ate Your Animal Collectivities With This Morning Are All on A Darfur Benefit Comp Together
  • Gift of Gab to Release His Second Outer-Space-Expedition-Themed Rap Album
  • Gil Mantera’s Party Dream to Ironically Miss Out On All Holiday Parties, Tour in Support of Live DVD
  • Girl Talk Has Just Released Feed The Animals, But Who Cares Because Guns N Roses’ Chinese Democracy Has Leaked!
  • Girl Talk to Release Feed The Animals Thursday, But Who Cares When TMT Is Hiring Newswriters!
  • Girl Talk To Release LP Under Pay-What-You-Want Model (Because His Fans Have Disposable Income And He Wants To Get Rich And Subjugate People)
  • Gnarls Barkley Release The Odd Couple For Free, But It’s Reversed and The Whole Album Is Only One Track
  • Gnarls Barkley To Release St. Elsewhere Follow-Up In 2008; Charles Barkley To Release Rockin’ The Paint With Charles Barkley In 2019
  • Gogol Bordello To Release New Album, Tour, Rep Immigration
  • Going Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga for Spoon; New Album, Extra Goodies, Reissues, and More!
  • Gorillaz Realize They’ve Got a Whole Bunch of Useless Shit in Their Cupboards, Decide to Make Their Fans Pay Through the Nose for It
  • Government Declares National Shortage of Ryan Adams Songs, Declares State of Emergency, Calls for Whiskeytown Reissue
  • Grab Onto Something and Hold on Tight ’Cause Kill Rock Stars Are Ready to Drop a Deuce! New Thao and Shaky Hands Albums Coming Quick!
  • Grab Your Doobies and Twist Your Baseball Caps Backwards — Cypress Hill Are Back!
  • Grab Your Goat... And We’re Not Kidding: Faun Fables To Tour and Release 4-Track EP
  • Grab Your Water Wings and Get Your Shots, Flipper Floats Again with New Studio and Live Albums
  • Graham Lambkin Releases New Album, Book
  • Group Records Anti-Immigration Song About Moving to Mexico and Being Jerks; Record Played Constantly at the Vice Offices
  • Guaranteed to Make Ya Sweat till You Bleed: De La Soul Release First Album in Five Years via NIKE
  • Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy Confirmed for November 23; Chinese Edition to Include Tainted Milk
  • Hallelujah! New Leonard Cohen Double Live Album Coming!
  • Happy Belated Birthday, Karl Blau; New LPs, Reissue, Tour
  • Har Mar Superstar Announces New LP, Featuring Guest Spots from Andrew WK, Boom Bip, Adam Green
  • Harmony Korine’s Mister Lonely And The J. Spaceman/Sun City Girls Soundtrack Get Release Dates; I Don’t Know Who the Target Audience Of This Story Is, But They’re Probably Totally Nuts
  • HEALTH Announce New LP Details, Featuring Such Uplifting Tracks As “Die Slow,” “Eat Flesh,” and "Kill Everyone Because Life Is Not Worth Living, FUCKER"
  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Volcom Entertainment Hath Announceth Subscription Club Utilizing New Recording Format: a 7-Inch Vinyl Record! RTX, Turgonegro, and Valient Thorr Sign Up For Middle English Language Lessons
  • Hella Back To Being A Duo, Working On New Album, Making For The Most Uneventful News Story I’ve Ever Written
  • Hella Disbands, Rebands, Expands, Has Plans
  • Hey Mindy, Buck, Todd, Etc.; Let Him Sit at Our Table! Ryan Adams to Release Easy Tiger June 26
  • Hey Mr P! Let’s write a fantasy news story together! I’ll write it, and you fill in the blanks! Kinky! Here’s the headline: Tickley Feather Signs To Paw Tracks With an LP Slated for April
  • Hey You! AU! Awww Yeah!
  • Hey, Arrested Development Is Back! The Group, Not The TV Show
  • Hey, It’s Been About a Year... Time for Another Fiery Furnaces Record (And Also for a Good Long Look in the Mirror, Mr. “I’m Going Back to School Soon, I Swear”!)
  • Hi, Come On In! Drugs to the Right, Hookers to the Left. Deastro Tour and Album. It’s Party Time!
  • Hiatus Never Means Having to Say You’re Sorry: The Return of Field Music Imminent!
  • High 5! More Dead Than Alive! Beck to Rock the Odelay Reissue Like a Man from the Catskills
  • Him Without She (sort of): M. Ward’s New Solo Album Out February 17 (Plus Guest Performances)
  • Hip-hop may be dead, but reggae lives on: Nas recording album with Damian Marley
  • Hmmm, Something Naughty, Eh? "Sex is Like Snow; You Never Know How Many..." Oh Sorry! This Story Is About a Pastels and Tenniscoats Album, Not a Pasties and Teninchpenisthroats Album!
  • Holy Hip-Hop: KRS-One’s Philosophical Take on the “Kulture” Now Available in Book Form
  • Hopelessly E-Devotional to Him. Hallelujah! Angels of Light Back with New Scripture
  • Hot Chip’s Forthcoming Album Inspires Me To Write Several Haikus
  • Hot Hot Hot Heat! Fire On Fire Ignite Today with Debut Album
  • How Does It Feel, To Be On Your Own, With No Direction Home: Bob Dylan to Release Christmas LP, to Voice GPS System?
  • How’s THIS For Contextualization: Hitler’s Birthday Is Still April 20, Weezer to Release New Album Two Days Later!
  • Hush Arbors to Release Second Ecstatic Peace! full-length Yankee Reality; J Mascis Co-Produces and Guests
  • HUSH Records Celebrates 10th Anniversary with a FREE Compilation!
  • Hyperdub Sets Release Date For Burial’s Sophmore LP, Untrue, and The Crowd Goes Wild
  • I Can Kinda See It Now: Fuck Buttons Set to Release Tarot Sport in October For Divinatory Purposes
  • I can’t spell away this hurt that’s drippin’ down my cheek… The Mendoza Line’s D-I-V-O-R-C-E will be final someday, but not before they release a two-disc send off.
  • I Guess LCD Soundsystem Will Just Have To Learn To Be Satisfied With The Sound Of Silver, But Seriously, Guys, Let?s Shoot For The Sound Of Gold Next Time
  • I Have It! Yo La Tengo to Release Some More Popular Songs
  • I Keep My Ear To The Streets For You, Impressionable Reader; David Bowie Reissues Young Americans and Recounts the ’80s
  • I Release that Kevin Barnes Has Released Information About the New Of Montreal LP
  • I Struggle to Survive Long Enough to See New Clinic LP
  • I Was Partially Right: Max Tundra Readies Parallax Error Beheads You in Preparation for Hot Chip Tour
  • I went from my home in Indiana to Ohio for this story, and I still can’t come up with a good headline. Fuck it. There’s going to be a new Gnarls Barkley album. Get rowdy!
  • I Will Not Confuse You With Unnecessary Technical Jargon: Asthmatic Kitty to Release Castanets Covers on Optical Disc Storage Media Format: A Digital Versatile Disc
  • I’ll trade you a Brendan Shanahan, two Joe Sakics, and the stick of gum for your copy of Islaja’s Ulual Yyy
  • I’m Going to Blame the Lack of a Witty Headline Quip on a St. Patty’s Day Hangover: Here’s a Shitload of Mark Kozelek Album and Tour News, Ya Blarney-Kissin’, Leprechauns!
  • I’m going to live in Nashville and make a career out of writing bad stories and not getting paid all year. With lines like that, you’d think David Berman of Silver Jews would return my calls, right? Yeah, I know.
  • I’ve Noticed You Have Several Reissued and Remastered Wolfgang Buld Punk/Post-Punk/Reggage Documentaries in Your Collection. What Exquisite Taste You Have!
  • Ice Cube Changing the Face of Hip-Hop, Not Including a “Feat. T-Pain” in a Potential Collaboration with Nas, Scarface
  • Idlewild Promises To Gratify Fans Quicker With Early Direct Release — Hey, No Snickering
  • If a Free Downloadable Silber Records Halloween Compilation Can’t Bring You Happiness, It Can Bring You a More Pleasant Form of Misery
  • If Dirty Deeds Were Done Cheap, There Would Be a New AC/DC Album Exclusively Sold at Wal-Mart. Oh, There Is?
  • If You Don’t Read the Entirety of This News Story, You Might Come Away Thinking There’s No Point to It; But There Is, and It Is This: Joel Gion’s Band is NOT the product of ’Me,’ But of ’We’ ... (Wow, That Looks Even Lamer in a Headline)
  • If You Give A Beach A House She’ll Just Ask For Another Album, Add UK Tour
  • If You Look into a Mirror and Say “Eluvium” Three Times, A Seven-LP Vinyl Set Will Be Released
  • If You Love Your Freedom, Thank Thrill Jockey and Others for Releasing Limited Goodies for This Year’s Record Store Day
  • If You Want to Impress Your Girlfriend, Get Her This P.J. Harvey Release
  • Iggy and the Stooges Have a MySpace Page. I Think You Know What That Means.
  • Iggy Pop recently said “Like the guy in Psycho, voices tell me hello.” Now, these same voices have told me to inform you about a new Iggy Pop live CD.
  • Illegal Art Plans To Release All Albums Through Girl Talk’s “Tip Jar” Model; Thom Yorke Thinks They’re All A Bunch Of Copycats
  • Immature Poop Joke Ahead; Green Day Reissue a Giant Kerplunk! in Time for Christmas + Unrelated YouTube Video of P. Diddy Taking a Piss
  • In a Fit of Dyslexia, Frank Black Announces New ‘Black Francis’ Record Details
  • In a Typically German Style, Kraftwerk to Release Eight Remastered Albums Under the Title 12345678 The Catalogue
  • Indie Kids Do Madonna; Robert Palmer Jealous
  • Insound Reissues Limited Ramones and Replacements 7-Inches: A Treasure for Collectors and Sea-Faring Pirates Alike
  • Iron and Wine to Release Rarities, Let You Pick Setlists
  • Iron and Wine to Tour this May and Release 2CD/3LP Collection
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  • Isis and Khanate Members Form Jodis
  • Isis Announce New Album Details, But Remain Mysterious
  • Islands Promise Chest-Congestion Relief with New Album Vapours
  • Islands Return To The Studio; Remember The Unicorns?
  • Islands Sign to ANTI- Records, Wonder What Kind of Initiation Tests Tom Waits Has in Mind
  • It Takes a Village of Feet to Hold Us Back: Foot Village Pedal New Album and Website
  • It’s Almost 2010! Enjoy 704 Sweet Days of Listening to the New Clipd Beaks Album Before the Horror and Devastation of 2012
  • It’s Friday, and Bat for Lashes, Jesu, Indian Jewelry, and The Dandy Warhols Are in Love; The Cure Tribute Album Brings Out the Lovecopycats
  • It’s A Cruel, Cruel Summer: Sunn O))) Dude’s New Project Coming Out on Southern Lord
  • It’s Good News. Baby, It’s Good News: Rilo Kiley Set Release for Under the Blacklight and I’m Going to Leak the Album in This Article!
  • It’s Good to Have You Back, Jason Lytle, but Keep Your Hands Off My Baby
  • It’s simple: When you go see the Young Marble Giants reunion show or buy the forthcoming Young Marble Giants CD collection, you’ll bag and ball a hottie and build a hotter ballbag!
  • It’s the TMT failsafe: when struggling for a story idea, confuse the band’s name with some other noun. Today, I confuse the English band, Clinic, with a methadone clinic. Don’t worry, Scout, I’m not really a junky.
  • J Dilla’s Work Subjected To Posthumous Collection, Features Tracks By Artists He Made Sick Beats For
  • J To The Dilla To The New Box Set: Stones Throw to Reissue Ruff Draft Box Set, Complete With Vile of J Dilla’s Sweat!
  • Jagjaguwar Officially Going Steady With Canada; Canada Welcomes Attention but Not Ready for Full-On Penetration Yet
  • Jai Ho! Dirty Projectors’ Bitte Orca Set for Release in June, Which May or May Not Be A Concept Album About a Mermaid Triumphing in the Face of Adversity
  • James Blackshaw Was Always a Young God, But Now It’s Official
  • James Toth to Issue Two Wooden Wand LPs, One with Track-by-Track Commentary!
  • Jamie Lidell To Pay Musical Tribute To The Late Jim Varney On New Album
  • Jawbox to Reissue For Your Own Special Sweetheart; Album Title Still Misleading
  • Jay Reatard Singles Compilation Is Economical, Bitchin’
  • Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3 Out on September 11 – Bashing Auto-Tune is Officially Cool
  • Jeepers! Matador Releases (Gosh and Golly!) Expanded Wowee Zowee! Shucky Darn!
  • Jeff Buckley’s Grace Released Again, Reminds Everyone of that Awkward Lovemaking Scene in Watchmen
  • Jeffrey Lewis to Release New Album, Tours Oceania, Lectures on Watchmen — Wait a Second, I Thought that Movie Didn’t Come out for Another Month
  • Jens Lekman To Release Disc, Tour; Then Back to Rehab After Cocaine Cop Caper With The Case of the Missing Pantaloons No Refund Hijicks Poopscapade
  • Jesus Comes Down To Earth To Return The Deserving To The Holy Father; Kinda Overshadowed By Talib Kweli/Madlib Collab Being Released For Free Online
  • Jim O’Rourke to Issue Double Album "Via Chicago"’s Drag City and Streamline
  • Joan of Arc Announce New Album for 2010 Will Feature 41+ Members
  • John Darnielle Reveals Two New Mountain Goats EPs and, Coincidentally, The Path to My Heart
  • John Peel’s Body Lies A-Mouldering in the Grave; Music Industry Is Business As Usual
  • John Vanderslice Just As Good As John VanderSprite, Tours
  • John Vanderslice Signs to Dead Oceans, Where the Dead Float Face Down in the Ocean with a Knife in Their Back And Their Brains Blown Out, Turning the Ocean Blood Red
  • Johnny Cash Live Reissues; The Perfect Gift for the Rockabilly Who Has Everything
  • Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Release Jukebox Singles On CD & LP; Can A Butter 08: Deluxe Edition Be Far Behind?
  • Joy Division Reissues Due In September; Aged Music Writers Still Find Unknown Pleasures In Dusting Off Terrible References During Their Transmissions
  • Juana Molina to Release Un Dia in October
  • Judge: "Next on the docket... Will Oldham, Devendra Banhart, Superchunk, Jim O’Rourke, and the rest of you here are up on the charges of having questionable consciences and listening habits. How do you plead?" All: "Guilt by Association, yer honor!"
  • Juliana Hatfield to Release Her 10th LP and Memoir; Nicole C. Cries Over How Such a Witty, Talented and HOT Musician Always Falls Below the Radar
  • Junior Boys Make Esoteric References and Sweet Synthy Love Songs on New Album
  • Justice Releases Live DVD Full of Tour Secrets and Puns
  • Kanye West Allegedly Releasing New Album in September; Connections to Psychic Friends Network Deemed Tenuous-at-Best by Mr P
  • Karl "The Architect" Rove Designs New Mates of State Album, Kori And Jason Forced To Record, Tour
  • Karl Blau Schedules Lengthy Tour in Support of Zebra
  • Kayo Dot to Release New LP on Hydra Head, Dates with Earth
  • Kevin Barnes Ain’t Got Nothin’ on Rammstein’s Two-Disc DVD Release
  • Kid Sister Announces New Album Tracklist and Tourdates, Promises Not to Fight with Her Brother on the Road
  • King Khan and The Shrines Tour the Warm States; Originally EU-Only Album Reissued by Vice Records
  • KISS Hates You
  • Kranky Means Kwality! Nudge (JMOF/Strategy) to Release New Joint!
  • Kurt Says, "Don’t Use Heroin to Cure Your Stomach Ailments. Use Bleach"; Sub Pop to Reissue Nirvana’s Debut Album
  • Kurt Vile of Philly Signs with Matador of New York, Declares Self "The White Jay-Z" on Controversial Fall Album
  • Kurt Weisman Set to Tour on Bikes with Horaflora, Is Great
  • Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Sitting on a Shelf at Best Buy: Spiritualized to Reissue 1997 LP
  • Lazy Fucks Everywhere to Rejoice in Sub Pop’s MP3 Convenience
  • LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy Gives Up On Exercise, It Shows
  • Lee "Scratch" Perry and Andrew WK: Together At Last!
  • Leonard Cohen Biography Coming Soon
  • Les Savy Fav Announce Release Of Live Album, Fans Stumped As To Why They Don’t Include A DVD
  • Les Savy Fav Set To Release New Record; Soft Rock Fans Tremble In Fear, Hide In Tall Bushes
  • Let Epsilon Be Less Than Zero: Don Caballero to Release Punkgasm, Tour with Ponytail
  • Let’s Hear It for Verbs! Do Make Say Think Announce New LP, Tour
  • Let’s Face It: No One Reads Books Anymore! Oh Wait, Spoon and Arcade Fire Fans Still Love Reading Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five Every Other Week, Don’t They? Our Noise: The Story of Merge Records Gets Release Date
  • Liars Confirm New LP for an Early 2010 Release, Sisterworld
  • Liars Release Free 4-Song Session on Mute’s Website
  • Liberal Documentary Film-Makers Embark on Record Label Hit-Job with Their Kill the Record Labels DVD Release
  • Lightning Bolt to Release Earthly Delights in November October
  • Like Post-It Notes and White Out, it seemed so obvious, but took a while for someone to actually do it: Finally, a wide-release Punk Rock Karaoke DVD has dropped.
  • Lil Wayne Insists We All Listen to Him Play Guitar; Rebirth Gets Release Date
  • Lil Wayne Releases New Mix Tape! And He (Thankfully) Doesn’t Play Guitar On It!
  • Liquid Liquid Get Shiny New Retrospective from Domino Records
  • Little-Known Post-Punk Band The Lines Gets Reissue Treatment; Aging Goths Around The Nation Celebrate
  • Loney Dear is the Apple of Polyvinyl’s Eye and He Likes to Sit Down Be Cider
  • Long Live the White and Green! White Stripes and Greenhornes Members Continue to Downplay Hideous Faces by Recording Another Raconteurs Album, Involutarily Supporting Saudi Arabia
  • Long-Anticipated Documentary Beach Boys and The Satan to See Release in September
  • Look Out for High Speed Dove Droppings on April 7
  • Los Campesinos! to Release Romance Is Boring in January, Xiu Xiu’s Jamie Stewart Guests
  • Love of Diagrams Tour Today, Tomorrow, and Everyday, Starting Feb 26 and Ending May 5
  • M. Ward And Zooey Deschanel Unveil She & Him; Elsewhere, Conor Oberst and Natalie Portman Seen Entering A Recording Studio
  • M. Ward Record on Its Way, I Try to Remember What That Commercial Was That Used His Song to Sell Cars, Wonder if M. Ward Really Do Have Car-Selling Powers
  • M83 Tour and Release Saturdays = Youth; The Following Article = An Orgasm for Your Mind
  • Madlib To Read Stephen King’s The Dead Zone In Order To Reach The Other Side of Los Angeles.
  • Madvillain to Release Box Set, Madlib Release a Couple Albums
  • Magik Markers Fall Out of Their Box, Find New Home on Drag City With Balf Quarry, Tour with Ghost
  • Major Stars Release New LP on Drag City, Tour. Full Disclosure: I Am Somewhat Sure There Exists a Photograph of One of Them Shoving All Ten of His Fingers Into My Mouth At Once
  • Malcolm Middleton Gets Jiggy With It on Waxing Gibbous, Predicts Change of Direction
  • Man Searching for Bigfoot Stumbles Upon Something Weirder: Matt Valentine in the Deep Woods of Vermont Having Tea with Thurston Moore, Michael Jackson, and Sasquatch; MV & EE Ready Barn Nova
  • Marissa Nadler Signs To Kemado Records, Stands Up Against ’Weird America’ McCarthyism
  • Mark Lanegan and Soulsavers Return with New Album, North American Tour, and an Opportunity for Really Bad Wild West Fanfiction
  • Massive Attack and TV On The Radio’s Tunde Adebimpe Record Dream Collaboration I Never Knew I Had Till Today, Tour Incessantly
  • Matador to Release a CD of Prank Calls; Can’t Be Any More of a Joke Than Whatever Recent Matador Release You Were Disappointed With
  • Matt Pond PA: A Biography
  • Matthew Herbert to Release Album of Unwieldy Orchestrated Samples, Avant-Big-Band Beats, Protest Lyrics; Listeners to Shrug
  • MCA Gets Good with Bad Brains
  • Mekons Plan Intimate Fall Tour; Audiences Not Ready For Intimacy With Jon Langford
  • Mercury Rev It Up (Look! I Made a Totes Original Funny!) With Two New Releases for 2006
  • Mercury Rev Return with Two Albums; Rev Run Returns with a New Book and a Whole Mess o’ Homespun Family Life Lessons!
  • Merge Records Set to Release Conor Oberst Solo LP
  • Merge Records Signs Caribou & Shout Out Louds, Calton Fisk Deemed "Too Old"
  • Merge Records to Play Mother Teresa in Real Life When it Gives Us New American Music Club and Radar Brothers Albums; Jim Caviezel to Play Himself and Evil Knievel on the Silver Screen in Evil Caviezel (a Spike Lee joint)
  • Merge Releases Details on Covers Record
  • Merge to Jizz Out Volcano Suns’ First Two Albums on CD for the First Time
  • Merge To Reissue Big Dipper Discography Including Previously Unreleased Album; Tom Scharpling Soars Into The Night Sky On A Jet Of Satisfaction
  • Merge to Reissue Neutral Milk Hotel Albums on 180-gram Vinyl
  • Method Man DVD Released... Finally!
  • Mexican Summer Release Schedule: Valet, Kurt Vile, Little Girls, Wooden Shjips, and Bobby BeauSoleil
  • MF DOOM Not Dead. Stones Throw B-Ball Zombie War Compilation Not Dead. Music Television? Dead.
  • Mia Doi Todd to Release Instrumental LP About Birds
  • Mice Parade Have A Posse (And A New Album, Too)
  • Michael Showalter Sells First Comedy Album; We Don’t Have This Money
  • Midlake Emerge from the Forest, Reveal New Album Details, Tour
  • Mika Miko Set To Release New Album And Tour With Every Hip Noisy Rock Band Ever
  • Mike Patton Makes Weird Sounds in Upcoming Film I Am Legend, And Will Smith Just Goes, "Yo home to Bel Air"
  • Mirah Will Finally Let Us Know What A Four-Year Album Sounds Like
  • MobyRama! If You Called Him Dick, You’d Be Right
  • Moderat Plan LP, Tour... Hold On, What Exactly Is a Moderat?
  • Mogwai Announce Tiny EP, Tiny UK Tour, Tiny Expectations for Fan Base Expansion
  • Monster Mash(up): The Polyphonic Spree Mix The Polyphonic Spree with... The Polyphonic Spree? Hey! Wait! Someone Catch That Bandwagon!
  • Morrissey to Release B-Sides Album, Has Severe West Coast Bias
  • Mos Def Asks Ye A Serious Question
  • Mos Def Drop New Album in February, Rumored Production by Madlib, J Dilla, Kanye West; Will He "Go Rogue" on Slick Rick Track?
  • Mos Def to Release Two Versions of Tru3 Magic, One with Altered Tracklist!!
  • Mos Def, Superstar Actor and Part-Time Musician, to Release The Ecstatic in June
  • Mount Eerie Issues New CD from Experience, Titled White Stag Building , Sheds Tear For Indians While Hiding In a Creepy Building Scared of the Howling Wolves Off In the Distance
  • Mount Eerie Plans Three Full-Length Releases And More, Starts Another Tour
  • Mount Eerie to Release New EP in May, Finally Releasing Norway Songs
  • Mountain Goats’ John Darnielle and John Vanderslice Release Vinyl-Only EP Titled Moon Colony Bloodbath, in Which the Latter John "Vanderslices" the Mountain Goats
  • Mr. My Morning Jacket Records with Conor Oberst, M. Ward, Takes up New Alter Ego
  • Múm Múmbles Something about A Tour and a New LP, But Mum’s the Word... Promise??
  • múm Slate New Album for September Release, Tour Extensively, Would Really Prefer You Didn’t Mention the Abysmal State of the Icelandic Economy
  • MVD Reissues Devo, Dwarves, Plasmatics, and GG Allin on Vinyl, Because You Could Never Hope To Grasp the Subtle Complexities of Freaks, Faggots, Drunks and Junkies Without the Revelatory Warmth of a Genuine LP
  • My Bloody Valentine Reunion Confirmed For The Sixteenth Time This Year
  • My Bloody Valentine to Self-Release New Album
  • My Parents Went to Taiwan To Buy the Reissued Thom Yorke Album and All I Got Was This Crummy T-Shirt
  • Mysterious Dubstep Producer Burial Set to Contribute Mystery to the DJ-Kicks Compilation Series
  • N.W.A. Compilation N.W.A. And Their Family Tree To See Release in September; I Wish I Was Invited to the Family Reunion
  • Nas Continues to Fight The Man, Corrects Spelling, L.A. Reid is a Modern Day Tammy Wynette
  • Nas Forced to Change Title of His Nigger Album Again
  • NASA (WHO?) Featuring David Byrne, Chali 2na, Gift of Gab, Z-Trip, E-40, Method Man, DJ Swamp, RZA, John Frusciante, Barbie Hatch, KRS-One, Fatlip, Slim Kid Tre, Seu Jorge, Ras Congo, Seu Jorge, Ras Congo, Karen O, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Lovefoxxx, Amanda Blank, Sizzla, Gift of Gab, Tom Waits, Kool Keith, RZA, Nina Persson, George Clinton, Kool Kojak, M.I.A. Spank Rock, Nick Zinner, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, and DJ Qbert (WHAT)
  • NASA Sends The Beatles’ "Across the Universe" Across the Galaxy, Leaves Actual Space Exploration to the Russians
  • Need More Videos of German Dudes Playing with Speak & Spells? Kraftwerk Have Got You Covered with Their New Documentary DVD
  • Neil Hamburger to Release Western Music and Variety DVD, Tour
  • Neil Young’s Shit List: Factory Farms, George W. Bush, and Most Recently, Breast Cancer
  • Neko Case to Release Middle Cyclone Next March with A Little Help From Her Freunde (New Pornographers, Calexico, Giant Sand, M. Ward)
  • Never Mind The Beatles, Here’s Neon Indian! And They Even Have a New Record and a Tour, Technically Giving Them a Slight Relevancy Edge, Don’t You Think?
  • New Album From Yoko Ono and Friends, Fred Durst Not Asked to Participate
  • New Antony and the Johnsons Album Coming To Bring Beautiful Gender-Bending Tunes To All!
  • New Bauhaus Album Set to Drop in March, Trigger Awakening of a New Global Consciousness
  • New Bob Dylan Documentary Explores His Late ’70s/Early ’80s Jesus Freakery
  • New Bruce Springsteen Album Due in January! Want a Preview? Just Listen to His Last 23 Records!
  • New Lightspeed Champion Album Due Out Early 2010; Time to Start Guessing How Weird the Cover Art Is Going to Be the Second Time Around
  • New Metric Album, New Old Metric Album, New Emily Haines EP, New, New, New!!!!
  • New Mount Eerie Album Out August 18, Heavily Influenced By Twin Peaks; Mr P’s Nerdgasm Causes TMT to Shut Down for Two Days
  • New Mountain Album!!! Oh, new Mountain Goats Album? Well, that’s good too.
  • New Poll Reveals 95% of Americans Just Can’t Get Enough Jarboe Facts, Upcoming Release News
  • New Ponytail Album Tames Flyaways; Dustin Wong Flies Away from Ecstatic Sunshine (Updated)
  • New Pornographers Stuff Your Stocking With Christmas EP
  • New Release from The Brian Jonestown Massacre Out April 15
  • New Sloan Album Coming Out On Yep Roc, No Connection Between Them and Elijah
  • New Sonic Youth Album Details, We Haz Them; Producer Agnello Weighs in on the Album
  • NEW TELEFON TEL AVIV ALBUM NEWS + TRACKLISTING + TOURDATES + MYSPACE LINK + BAND PAGE LINK = THIS NEWS STORY
  • New Throbbing Gristle DVD Set to Spread Joy/Fear This Holiday Season
  • New Tim Buckley Live Album Drops in August with Previously Unheard Songs
  • New Times New Viking LP In The New Year News
  • New York Dolls (All Two of Them) Reunite with Todd Rundgren (All .38472 of Him) for New LP on ATCO Records
  • Newly Label-Free Morrissey Announces Plans for 2008 Studio Album, Prances into My Heart
  • Nick Cave Sounds Better in 5.1, Right?
  • Nick Drake Box Set Re-Released Today with Bonus Goods, Fuzzy-Haired Kids to Play Guitars in Front of Apartment Buildings and Tap Asses in Celebration
  • Nine Inch Nails Release Free Album Again, Kinda Pull A Second "Radiohead"
  • Nine Inch Nails Self-Release LP Under Creative Commons License
  • No Age Announce Release Date of Sub Pop Debut; Frere-Jones Is A Baby
  • North Korea May Be Preparing for a 2nd Nuclear Test, But Did You Hear That Scarlett Johansson Will Cover Tom Waits?
  • Not Sure If Anyone Has Reported This Yet, But The Raconteurs Are Releasing Their New LP Next Tuesday
  • NOW! That’s What I Call Selling Indie Rock at Wal-Mart, Volume 1!!!
  • O Praise The Lord! October Shall Bless Us with a Brand New Mountain Goats LP Full of The Scripture
  • Oasis Unfurl a Red Velvet Tapestry Containing Tracklist and Title for New LP Written in Solid Gold Thread; That’s How Fancy, Awesome and British Oasis [Still] Is
  • Oh no! It’s Ono. (Yeah, that’s the news story title. Do I want to rewrite it? No, why? It’s too short? Well, it’s not as short as your weenie. Burn!)
  • Oh, Dingleberries! Someone Pull the REMIX Alarm, Cuz Bonde Role Is Releasing The Marina Gasolina EP!
  • Ol’ Dirty Bastard Documentary and Multiple Tribute Albums to Be Released; Ooh Baby, I Still Like It Raw
  • OM New LP to Drop in the Fall, Tentatively Titled Nom Nom Nom
  • Omar Rodriguez Lopez’ Collaboration with Late Friend Jeremy Michael Ward to See Wide Release
  • Once Again, J Dilla Posthumously Puts Every Other Hip-Hop Producer to Shame with Jay Stay Paid
  • One Day The Roots Will Release A New Album, Curate 2008 POPPED! Music Fest; One Day I Will Get Married, Have Children, Retire, Probably Die
  • One of the Andrew WK’s hangs with Sightings, music comes out
  • Oneida Drop Triple-Disc LP Rated O As Part Two of Thank Your Parents Triptych, Tour, Podcast, Come Up With More Badass Nicknames
  • Oneohtrix Point Never Gets Stoked on Back to the Future Trilogy; Decides to Try Own Hand At That Whole Trilogy Thing; No Fun Issues Rifts
  • Ooooh Weeee...Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap; Mr. Oizo Sets Date for Next North American Flight
  • Ooooo... OOIOO Drops New Album on Thrill Jockey in Late October!
  • Operation Ivy’s Energy Gets Reissue Drug Treatment
  • Our Brother The Native Finish Second Album, Plan Tour, Create Arby’s Melt/Beef ’n’ Cheddar Hybrid
  • Out of Print Hospital Productions Albums Re-Circulated, Nuclear Pig Shit Unfortunately Omitted, and Probably for Prudential Reasons
  • Outka$t Forka$t: Big Boi and Andre 3000 to Deliver Two $olo Album$ And Another Group Effort in 2009
  • Outkast Promise New Album By 2009
  • Overcoming More Communication Barriers Than Yao Ming in that Visa Commercial, Anticon Releases Digital Spring Sampler
  • Panda Bear Tour DVD to be Released; Widespread Panda Bear Fornication in Celebration
  • Parts And Labour to Release New Album, Tour, And If That Wasn’t Enough...
  • Pas/Cal Set To Release Debut LP In February 2008
  • Pas/Cal To Release New EP, LP May Beat Chinese Democracy and Loveless Follow-Up To Finish Line
  • Pat Robertson to Disapprove of New Hidden Cameras Album, Tour
  • Patti Smith documentary out this September, Me to note in a roundabout way that I (sort of) think Patti Smith is (sort of) the coolest, Me to figuratively mumble this, Wear backwards cap and drag my foot a little like a nervous elementary school kid that breathes heavily through their mouth, You to have to understand all that isn’t said, Patti Smith to inevitably accept my macaroni necklace
  • Paul McCartney Plans to Release Unheard 14-minute Beatles Song, Maybe Get Married Another Time, Whatever’s Clever
  • Paul McCartney Signs to Starbucks’ New Record Label; Becomes "The Caffeinated Beatle"
  • Paul McCartney to Release New Album as The Fireman
  • Paul Westerberg Self-Releases New Full-Length Album for 49¢ on Amazon
  • Paw Tracks Sign Dent May & his Magnificent Ukulele. Joins Ukulele Ranks with Sir Paul McCartney and Umm… Tiny Tim
  • PBS Presents The Clash Live: Revolution Rock! (It’ll Also Be Available on DVD in April)
  • Pearls and Brass Build Some Self-Confidence and Change Their Name to ’Platinum and Everything In Fort Knox’
  • Pelican Release Details on New Album, Promise "The Apex of Pelican’s Creative Output"; Plans for Follow-Up LP Scrapped Due to Band Having Already Reached Its Apex
  • Pelican Sign to Southern Lord, Announce Tour
  • Percee P Teams with Madlib for His Debut LP; For Once, I Wasn’t Forced by an Advertiser to Write This Story
  • Pet Shop Boys Release Album, Write Ballet, Tour, Lose True Love to the Undead
  • Pet Shop Boyz Party Like Rockstars On Their New DVD
  • Peter Bjorn and John Finally Man-Up and Release REAL Follow-Up to Writer’s Block, Or Maybe They Just Had Real Writer’s Block Up Until Now?
  • Phil Elverum Doesn’t Help Install Ubuntu on My Computer, But Releases Mount Eerie Pts. 6 & 7 and a Reissue of The Glow Pt. II
  • Philip Glass Drops Glass Box, Shards Injure Several Nearby College Professors
  • Phoenix to Release Remix Collection of Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, Conquer Playlists of Men with Waist Sizes Under 30
  • Phoenix Tour North America This Summer, Don’t Go to Phoenix
  • Pictureplane Releases Dark Rift on Lovepump United, Tours in Van, Eats in Alleyways
  • Pixies Release Minotaur Box Set for $175 and $450
  • PJ Harvey To Officially Command 100% of the Popular Vote With New Album. In Other Poll News: Tulips On Your Organ Deemed Better Than Roses On Your Piano.
  • Please, Please, Please Let Me Get A Stateside Release of Inside The Smiths
  • Polvo Sign To Merge... Again
  • Polyvinyl Records Sez: Asobi Seksu, We Totally Get You
  • Pope Benedict to Release First Album; Yes, the Real Pope
  • Portishead Release Album Art And Tracklisting
  • Portland Tries To Put Some Good Out Into The World. How About A Benefit Album?
  • Post-Punk’s Not Dead: These New Puritans Release Full-Length on Domino
  • Praise Allah and Pass the Ammo! Magik Markers Set Album Release Date and Tracklisting
  • Pretty & Nice Join Arthur & Yu, the Dutchess & the Duke on Hardly Art Records; The Captain & Tennille Aren’t Getting Their Hopes Up Or Anything, But Honestly They’ll Take What They Can Get When It Comes to Reasons to Get Up in the Morning These Days
  • Prurient and Kevin Drumm Release Collaborative CD; I Know This Music is a Little Harsh, but It’s an Awfully Harsh World, and These Guys are Out There Trying Their Best to Make Some Damned Sense Out of It
  • Pumice Floats on Water, Tours U.S., Releases New Album
  • Punk’s Not Dead — Thanks to New HD Blu-Ray Technology!!! Sex Pistols to Release Live DVD
  • Put on Your Happy Hats: Arab Strap to Release Swan Song Compilation Alongside Releases by L Pierre and Malcolm Middleton
  • Put On Your Whig and Jump Jump, Nirvana’s Unplugged Is Coming Out On DVD
  • Pyramids and Nadja Collaborate on New LP, Because Sometimes the World Just Makes Sense
  • Q: What’s Worse Than Being Known as "The Baby Born at Woodstock"? A: Sitting Through a Six-CD Set of Material from the Original Festival (Note: Alternate Answer "The Baby Born at Woodstock ‘94" Is Also Acceptable)
  • Qui Releases Ultimate Limited-Edition eBay Fodder
  • Radiohead Artist Stanley Donwood Launches Six Inch Records, Presumably Named After Thom Yorke’s Chubby
  • Radiohead Have Not Written the Score to Choke, Nor Have They Recorded a New Song For It
  • Radiohead Officially Release Track "These Are My Twisted Words," No EP in Sight, WallofIce.Com Created by Idiot with Tiny Dick
  • Radiohead Release New Track "These are My Twisted Words"?
  • Radiohead Release Date and First Single Confirmed. Oh My God, No Way.
  • Radiohead Release New Song in Memory of Harry Patch, Entire Industry Reverts Back to Single Releases, Label Executives Scramble to Sign Harry Patch Tribute Bands
  • Radiohead Reportedly Scores Music to Palahniuk Adaptation, Exact Contributions Not Entirely Clear; Ex-Shudder to Think Member Writes Original Music
  • Radiohead to be Included in New Peter Gabriel Covers Project; Rivers Cuomo Jealous
  • Radiohead to Release "Standard" Version of In Rainbows in 2008
  • Radiohead to Self-Release New LP! Remember When We Wrote That as a Fake Headline Two Years Ago??
  • Radiohead Webcast, Box Set, Etc., Etc.
  • Radiohead’s In Rainbows To Be Released on TBD Records/ATO Recordings
  • Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood Converts to Rastafarian Just in Time to Compile Trojan Records Collection
  • Raekwon’s Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II Drops August 11
  • Raekwon, Method Man and Ghostface’s Rumored Collalbum Gets a Release Date, Has the Trailer to Prove It
  • Ramones Offer New Double Disc DVD, Get Charged With Assault and Battery for 30+ Years of Beating on Brats with Baseball Bats
  • Rancid to Cash In on B-Sides Comp, TMT to Cash In on Yet Another Cheap Joke at A Band’s Expense
  • Rant, Rave, and Run Into the Ground – Shout Factory Releases Five-Disc Collection of Unearthed Hunter S. Thompson Recordings
  • Raveonettes Unveil “Innovative Digital Music Release” Plan, Have Been Living Under a Rock for the Past Year or So
  • Ray LaMontagne to Release New Album in September, Which Means He’ll Be Touring Soon, Which Means More Wasted Women Will Flirt With Him At Shows
  • Regina Spektor’s New Album Set for Summer Release; Your Mom Is So Fucking Stoked Right Now
  • Reid Brothers Kiss And Make Up, Work On New Jesus & Mary Chain Album
  • Release Date for Weezer’s "Red Album" Pushed Up Three Weeks
  • Religious Knives Will be Gentlemen and Open The Door for You This October, Tour in September
  • Remember Kids, Gateway Drugs Are Only a Gateway to More Fun and Hilarity; Black Moth Super Rainbow to Get Waxploited, But It’s for The Cause
  • Rentals Re-Return; Late Fees Accrue, Lost Fee Waived, Summer All The Time
  • Reprise Records Retroactively Decides That Wilco’s Being There Isn’t Selling So Hot Anymore 13 Years After Its Initial Release and Drops Wilco All Over Again!!! OMG!!! Wait, But Then Nonesuch Releases It on Vinyl + CD + MP3 and Everyone Agrees All Over Again That Wilco Are “Edgy” and “Underdogs” and “Awesome” (The Word “Handsome” Is Still Rarely Used)
  • Rhino Records Announces 2xCD of Unreleased Morphine Material; Surviving Members to Play Memorial Show
  • Rhino Records To Release "British Box"; Deny Association With Posh Spice’s Vagina
  • Rhino to Release 63-Song Party, People! Factory Records Digital Compilation Is Industrial Strength
  • Rivers Cuomo Preps Live CD, Gives Rainn Wilson Yet Another Chance for Goofy Mugging
  • Rivers Cuomo to Release Demos, Prepares to Erase Past Seven Years from Existence Using Harvard Degree
  • RJD2 Dons Fake Beard and Red Suit, Gives Away Free Stuff Weekly Until New LP Drops in 2010
  • Rob Marrow, You’re Not Invited: Numbers Release New LP, Tour, Spit On Graves
  • Robert Pollard Signs Up for Lamaze Classes, Expecting Once Again
  • Robert Pollard, I Have Taken All I Can Stand! I Can’t Stands No More! Bob Back with New Richard Davies-Assisted Project Called Cosmos
  • Robert Wyatt Signs to Domino; Franz Ferdinand Marketing Budget Largely Unaffected
  • Rock ‘N’ Roll Is The New York Dolls: New York Dolls for Live At The Fillmore East (Thanks Again Morrissey)
  • Rogue Wave Release Asleep At Heaven’s Gate September 18; We All Wonder If It’s A Clue to 1.18.08 (Answer: It’s Not)
  • RRRecords Finds 1000 Ways to Endlessly Annoy Your Neighbors: A Noise LP Including 1000 Locked Grooves by Prurient, C. Spencer Yeh, Aaron Dilloway, Kevin Drumm, Incapacitants, and More!
  • Rules for Today’s Discussion: (a) Any talk about Dälek’s Deadverse Massive Vol. 1: Dälek Rarities 1999-2006 compilation is encouraged; (b) Mention the new Harry Potter book just once, and I’ll more than likely kill you
  • Ryland Bouchard (ex-Robot Ate Me) To Self-Release Box Set for the Fall
  • RZA Loses Himself in the Music, the Moment; To Release Digi Snax as Bobby Digital Then Tour as Bette Middler
  • Sabre Smoothin’ and Harem Goosin’: New Sir Richard Bishop Album and Tour
  • Saddle Creek Latest Geographic Takeover: Lawrence, Kansas’ Old Canes (project of Appleseed Cast’s Chris Crisci)
  • Sage Francis Is Not On Fire, Will Release New LP May 8
  • Sally Struthers and The Black Keys Team Up To Throw Live Music Fans A Proverbial Bone
  • Sam Beam to Produce Next Rosie Thomas Album, Sam Beam’s Beard to Play Bass
  • San Francisco’s Newest Summer Lovin’ Band, Girls (Not to Be Confused With The Girls, Brazilian Girls, Girls Against Boys, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Parenthetical Girls, Theoretical Girls, Theoretical Girl, The Scissor Girls, Vivian Girls, Sun City Girls and Definitely Not The Spice Girls), Sign To Matador and Release Album
  • Schlagen Sie den Norden! The Fall, Mouse on Mars Collaboration Coming in May
  • Score! Merge to Release Subscription-Only Box Set
  • Scott Herren Hates The Internet
  • Sea Wolf Preparing To Come Ashore To Support New Album; Nessie, Ogopogo, and Champ Are Pissed!
  • Secret Machines Set Record for Least Newsworthy Story Ever, Prepare New Album... I Guess
  • Secret Machines to Go Public, Public Machines to Self-Release 3rd LP Through World’s Fair Label Group
  • Serena-Maneesh Sign to 4AD
  • Serge Gainsbourg Biopic to Begin Filming in January, Will Render Both Music and Pornography Obsolete Upon Its Release
  • Serge Gainsbourg’s Lolita-Esque Classic Histoire De Melody Nelson Released for the First Time in the U.S.
  • Serious Four-Member Semi, Close to All Amenities; Prime Real Estate Album Available for Purchase, November 17 Occupancy
  • Sex & Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Kills Reissue Debut Album with Fancy Bonus Tracks
  • Shellac to Release New Album in Early 2007; TMT Sucks
  • Shhh... Don’t Tell Anyone. We Got the Tests Back and They’re Positive. Silber Records Is In The Family Way!
  • Shitfaced Newsathon Continued! Beatlez Help! Coming out on 2-Disk DVD this October, go fuck yourself.
  • shitfaced newsathon: deerhoof
  • Shout Out Louds Announce Third LP; You Guys Can Stop Shouting So Much, We’re Indoors
  • Sigur Rós Delays Release of 2-DVD Documentary To Ensure You Starting To Get Pissed Off Because This Just Happened Last Month
  • Sigur Rós Delays Release Of 2-DVD Documentary To Ensure Perfect Balance Between Ethereality And Transcendence
  • Sigur Rós Lead Singer To Release Picture Book; Madonna Still World’s Premiere Children’s Author
  • Sigur Rós Set To Release New Album, Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust, In June, Album May Or May Not Be A Saved By The Bell Reference
  • Sigur Rós Singer To Release Album with Artistic Comrade, How I Pronounced Sigur Rós in High School Illustrated Below
  • Sigur Rós to Release "Out There" LP in 2010, Should Consider Titling It Out There LP in 2010
  • Sigur Rós to Release "Unplugged" Album to the Dismay of Ros’ "Electric" Fans; Consider Reversing Entire Album for Release
  • Sigur Rós’ Jónsi to Release His First Solo LP, Not to Be Confused with His Riceboy Sleeps Project (And Certainly Not With His Depeche Mode Remix)
  • Sing It from the Treetops! Half-handed Cloud to Release Rarities Collection
  • SINGER Sign On The Dotted Line For Drag City, Unveil Unhistories Tracklist
  • Six Organs of Admittance To Release Luminous Night, Tour with Om
  • Six Organs of Admittance to Release Rare Tracks, Then Retreat Back to Nature
  • Sleater-Kinney to Release Retrospective DVD; My Heart Still Broken
  • Slits Celebrate 30th Anniversary of Debut LP With Brand New LP and Book; Up Next: "Slits: The Movie"?
  • Smashing Pumpkins to Release 44 Free Songs, To Be Known Collectively as Teargarden by Kaleidyscope; Something Tells Me This Isn’t the 19-Year-Old Drummer’s Idea
  • Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan Hints at Gish Box Set, Gish Tour, Desire to Cash-In on Gish
  • Smooth Move Exlax!! The Decemberists Release Singles Series
  • Snoop to Release New Album; Will 2008 Be the Year of the Dogg?
  • So It’s Come to This: Remastered Beatles Catalog Now for Sale Via Fucking USB Jump Drive
  • So Many Dynamos Deliver A Label/LP One-Two Punch
  • So, The Notwist’s The Devil, You + Me Walks Into A Record Store This June...
  • So, yeah…This is hard for me to say…Okay, here it goes: Cut Copy, Deerhoof, and of Montreal Remixed Maroon 5 on their new album…Uh huh, yeah, I understand. I’ll wait here while you pack up your stuff and start hating those bands.
  • Soft Machine Founder and Living Legend Kevin Ayers Returns with a Fanclub of Ladybugs from Helsinki
  • Someone Must Have Been Speaking Praise of Josef K, Because An Album Is Finally Getting Released In The United States
  • Son Ambulance Tour And Release New Album, Even Though Chances Are You’ll Forget Their Name By The End Of This News Story
  • Sonic Youth Collaborates with Led Zeppelin Bassist for Merce Cunningham Production, Ready Matador Debut and No Fun Fest "Noise Set"
  • Sonic Youth Sign to Matador for Their 16th Studio Album!
  • Sonic Youth:contenterror#1987 Master-Dik EP; SYR 7 PerformthisfunctiononApril22
  • Spank Rock and Billy Blanks To Collaborate On New Exercise EP
  • Sparta Frontman Prepares Solo EP, Another Nail in At The Drive-In’s Coffin
  • Speedo? Check. Suntan Lotion? Check. Creative Concept Album? Double Check! Today Is the Day for Frog Eyes’ Carey Mercer to Get All Dark and Wet and Sandy with His Side Project Blackout Beach
  • Spiral Stairs of Pavement Announces Solo Album; Panders to The Rulebook for Musicians
  • Spoon Me After Your Spring Tour Please
  • Spoon New LP Is Coming Out in—OH MY GOD, It’s Still Not Out Yet???
  • SSM Make Sweet, Sweet EP, Tour
  • St. Vincent’s New LP Actor Set for Spring, Clinches 2009 as Year with Better Music Than 2008
  • Stars Announce New Album; TMT Still Hung Up On The Last One
  • Stars Apparently Record Album, Use Nearby Home’s Unprotected Wi-Fi Network to Leak it Before Leaving Studio
  • Stars: They’re Just Like Us! The Clientele Release New Album, Hang Out in Jane Austen-y Cottages
  • Stephen Malkmus Will Not Be Appearing on the Kim Deal Tribute Album
  • Stereo Total Release New LP and Best-of LP, Tour Forever in Support of LPs, No Bullshit News Story
  • Stereolab Release New Album, Not To Be Confused with Stereo Labrador and the Funk Fries
  • Steven Malkmus Too Long-Winded for 2007, Slates New Jicks Album for ’08
  • Stone Roses Prepare Debut Album Reissue Onslaught. There May Be Blood. There Will Be Nonsense.
  • Straight from the Presiden’t Desk: Sonic Youth to Record Exclusive Song for Starbucks; Hell Freezes Over
  • Stream The Flaming Lips’ Embryonic Now (And Don’t Forget About The Soft Bulletin Vinyl Reissue)
  • Study Finds Rate of Booty-Drops Set to Rise Dramatically When Telepathe’s Debut LP Is Released This February
  • Sub Pop to Relaunch Singles Club; Dr. Phil Cites 7-inches A Healthy Cure for Loneliness
  • Suicide Squeeze Preps New Releases by Latch-Key Kids Cotton Jones (ex-Page France) and Past Lives (ex-Blood Brothers); Afterschool Specials Were Never This Exciting!
  • Suicide Squeeze Starting 7-Inch Series, Amazon’s Shitty Selection
  • Summer Hymns to Release 4th LP, TMT News Writer Devoid of Inspiration
  • Summer Make Good? Summer Make Real Good; Múm to Release New LP and Tour (Actually It’s More Like "Fall Make Good," Since the LP Comes Out in September)
  • Sunburned Hand Of The Man Is Stuck in Four Tet’s Fridge; Instant Relief and New Album Are The Results
  • Sunn 0))) Release Sinister Live LP Recorded in Ominous Norwegian Cathedral
  • Sunn O)))’s Seventh Album, Monoliths & Dimensions, Due in May on Southern Lord
  • Sunset Rubdown Become Dragonslayers on New LP, Set European Tour In Hopes Of Finding Arthurian Dragons To Slay
  • Super Furry Animals Back Soon with New LP and Summer Tourdates; Saskatchewan Fencing Association Still Upset at Having to Share Its Initials with Rock Group but Enjoying Rash of Stray Website Hits from Drunk Googlers
  • Superchunk Blowin’ Some Chunks for the First Time in Eight Years, EP Due in April
  • Surprise, Surprise... Amplive Gets To Release His Radiohead Remix Project After All
  • Swan Lake Return With Enemy Mine in March
  • Swan Lake To Release Debut Album
  • SXSW Creates The World’s Largest Digital Video Disc! Ever! For The First Time! New! Free Viagra/Soma/Ephedrine! Click HERE! NO CONTRACT!
  • Talibam! Down Two Six Packs of Jolt Cola in Preparation For Their New LP on ESP-Disk, Tour
  • Tapes ‘n Tapes to Release LP ‘n LP... Wait... Scratch That... Just One LP
  • Tara Jane O’Neil Signs to K Records; Fans Everywhere Shocked to Discover She Wasn’t Signed to K Records All Along; She Is an Artist and From the Pacific Northwest, After All; Anyway, She is Briefly Touring Too In (Surprise, Surprise) the Pacific Northwest — I Wonder Why She’s Not Touring the Rest of the Country, But Maybe It’s Because She Also Has Another Job; I Wish I Had a Job Right Now, But I Can’t Seem to Get Any Responses to Mailed-Out Resumes; If Anybody Knows of Places in North Texas That Are Hiring Recent College Graduates, Holler at Your Boy
  • Ted Leo + Pharmacists Eat Tofurky in Support of New Album Announcement
  • Ted Leo Mad As Hell at Police, Not Gonna Take It Anymore; Releases EP to Prove It
  • Ten Years Later, Foo Fighters Change Their Minds, Decide They DO Want to Be Your Monkey Wrench After All
  • Terry Riley’s "In C" Turns 45 With Reissue, Performance, Stark Aplomb
  • Thank God (or the Devil): A Proper Daniel Johnston Concert Film
  • Thao Nguyen Is Releasing a New Album, But Dat Nguyen Was One of the Most Underrated Middle Linebackers in NFL History
  • That Lucky Old Brian Wilson to Release Ambitious New Capitol Album; That Poor Old Paul McCartney Presumably to Release More Garbage
  • The Avalanches Are Forging their New Album Entirely Out of Adamantium... and a few Pop Tarts.
  • The B-52’s are BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!
  • The Beatles’ Entire Catalog Remastered, World Needs Collective Change of Pants
  • The Best Is Ready to Begin, New Growing Album in September!
  • The Black Heart Procession File Orderly into America’s Heart with a Wonderfully Gloomy New Album
  • The Black Swans’ Change! Manifests Itself in Artist’s Edition Vinyl Form, Tour
  • The Boy Least Likely To Release New Album, Tour UK
  • The Brian Jonestown Massacre Announce New LP Who Killed Sgt. Pepper?
  • The Broken West Get Homesick, Release Sophomore LP This Fall
  • The Byrds to Release Previously Unreleased Archive Recordings, Proving Once Again That There Really IS a Season for Everything
  • The Clash Set to Reissue London Calling
  • The Clean Names New Record Mister Pop, Paying Tribute To the Greatest of All Generic Sodas
  • The Curious Mystery Release Album on K Records, Pack Up Noah’s Ark Full of Wacky Instruments for West Coast Tourdates
  • The Decembrists Set to Release Hazards of Love, A Concept Album About A Shape-Shifting Animal — ’Nuff Said
  • The Dodos Cook Up 3-Step Plan to Combat Time to Die Leak
  • The Donkey’s to Release Second LP on Dead Oceans; Fall Tourdates Announced
  • The Dutchess & The Duke Make Hardly Art A Little More Noble
  • The Dutchess And The Duke Announce New LP, Tour; The Noble Class Is Not Impressed
  • The Entrance Band Sign to Ecstatic Peace!; Thurston Moore Says They Are the "Soundtrack for the New Groove"
  • The Fall To Release New Album And Two Books; TMT Scores Exclusive Fake Excerpt
  • The Feel-Good Hit of the Summer: Destroyer to Do It Right with New 12-inch Vinyl EP This August; Lyrical Concerns Include the Invasion of Cuba, Parties, Madness, Suffering!
  • The Field to Release Follow-up to 2007’s From Here We Go Sublime, Which is Apparently Not a Record of Sublime Covers; Lou-Dog is Bummed
  • The Fiery Furnaces Want YOU to Help Write a New Album Based on the Album That They’ve Just Finished; They Also Want to Make You Say “HUH?” as Often as Possible
  • The Flaming Lips Continue Buffet of Lies Regarding Christmas on Mars, So Why Are We Getting Seconds?
  • The Flaming Lips Set Release Date for Christmas on Mars DVD, Reveal Soundtrack Details; Also Sarah Palin $700 Billion Bailout Dancing With the Stars Drudge Report Pornography
  • The Flaming Lips’ Christmas on Mars Finally Finds Release on Warner Bros. in October
  • The Flaming Lips’ Forthcoming LP Is Titled Embryonic, Is Due in September, Is a Double LP
  • The Following Article About Sigur Rós Contains No Hopelandic Jokes
  • The Foo Fighters Announce Release Date and Tracklist for Forthcoming Album, Echoes, Silence, Patience And Grace, and I Set a Release for My Frustration with Dave Grohl
  • The Go! Team Go and Team Up With Sub! Pop
  • The Handsome Family Is Releasing a New Album and Will Be Touring. Honestly? That’s Fantastic! Paul McCartney’s New Firemen Album Is Called Electric Arguments. Seriously? That’s Terrible.
  • The Hold Steady to Release DVD Documentary + Live Album in April
  • The Howling Hex Got a Little Earth Junk in the Trunk, Courtesy of Drag City Records
  • The Jai-Alai Savant Debut Album Flight of the Bass Delegate Due April 3, or, How To Piss Off Your Editors in One Easy Lesson.
  • The Jesus and Mary and Scarlett Johansson Chain Record A New Album
  • The Jesus Lizard Bring the Greatest Gift of All to This Year’s Record Store Day: A Box Set of Out-of-Print 7-inches, No Egg Nog
  • The Juan Maclean to Release Sophomore Album in April, Continues to Justify Use of Definite Article Beside His Own Name
  • The Life Of Dee Dee Ramone Documented in Lech Kowalski’s History On My Arms DVD
  • The Mae Shi Add New Member, Release New Album, Tour For The First Time In Two Years, Then Trick Me Into Thinking They Are Playing At My House...
  • The Magnetic Fields to Release Realism in January 2010
  • The Mars Volta Delay — Almost Cancel —New LP Because of A Curse; Sometimes Writing Music News Is Extremely Easy
  • The Mars Volta Set Release Date For Octahedron, Named After The OctoMom’s New Reality Show on TBS
  • The Mars Volta Take Goliath to Bed(lam); Announce New Album, Webisode, and New Year’s Performance
  • The More You Know: Upcoming Slits Tour + Free Wireless at The Laundromat
  • The Mountain Goats Pen Song for Super Tuesday; Suggest You Vote for Peter Peter Hughes
  • The Mullins Prophecy: Major Labels Release Prompts Wicked Heavy White Stripes Make-Out Sesh; or, Absurdly Appropriate Lie to Promote Icky Thump For Release June 19
  • The Music Tapes Release New Album!! TODAY!! Actually, I Think in August!! But Still!!
  • The Music Tapes’ Julian Koster to Release Singing Saw Christmas Album
  • The Mutants are Back! The Mutants are Back! Os Mutantes! Os Mutantes! Os Mutantes! Ahhhh!
  • The New Mahjongg Album Is Called Kontpab; My Girlfriend’s Yoga Instructor Is Called Ichi Wang
  • The New Mirah Album Inspired by French Entomologist Jean Henri Fabre!! Yes, Jean Henri Fabre!!!
  • The Pains of Being Pure at Heart Unveil New EP, Single, Longevity Bid
  • The Paper Chase Announce Tour, New Disaster-Themed LP, Topic Provides Too Much Fodder for a Focused Headline
  • The Pogues to Release New Box Set, My One Friend Who Likes The Pogues to Get Excited (Read: Drunk)
  • The Polyphonic Spree Totally Lose It, Release Album
  • The Release Date for The New Boris Album Smile Is As Sound As A Bell
  • The Replacements Get Reissued; The Friz, Scout Leader Kyle, and I Leave Pennsylvania and End Up at a Writer’s Community Meeting at Ball State in Indiana
  • The Residents Release The Bunny Boy on Unsuspecting Populace, Tour on Unsuspecting Populace
  • The Richard Hawley Album and Tour Info Cheat Sheet for Budding Music Journalists
  • The Rolling Stones to Release Album on USB (Not Through Victoria’s Secret), Parents Call You to Help Them Figure Out How to Use "This USB gizmo"
  • The Rosebuds Announce New Album; Annapocalypse Fondly Recalls The Time She Drunkenly Embarrassed Herself In Front Of Kelly From The Rosebuds
  • The Rumors Are Not False: Mos Def’s Tru3 Magic to be Released in January
    
  • The Saga of Wu-Tang and Ghostface Killah Ends Here; Wu-Tang Album Release Date Pushed Back
  • The Sea and Cake Set Date For New Album, Car Alarm; 15-point, JokerMan Font with a Minimum of 938 Pages
  • The Shins Lose Two Members, Write 30 New Songs, Prep New Album, Tour, Have Major Label Dreams
  • The Shins’ Narcissism Is Frighteningly Awesome; Malcolm in the Middle is Not
  • The Skygreen Leopards Release New Album, Promote General Leopard Awareness
  • The Stooges Recording First Album Since 1973; Iggy Pop, Experiencing Writer’s Block, Makes Every Song a Big The Adventures of Pete and Pete Reference
  • The Story of How Animal Collective Signed to Domino, Panda Bear Set a Release Date and Tracklist for New Album, and How Slimer from Ghostbusters Joined the Band
  • The Strokes Announce Plans to Start Tracking Again in February, Or As Soon As It’s Warm Enough for Leather and Snake Skin Outerwear
  • The Strokes’ Julian Casablancas to Release Solo Album Before Everyone Forgets Who He Is
  • The Twilight Sad to Release New LP in September Despite Ongoing Depression
  • The U.S. Finally Gets Hey Willpower’s LP; No Procrastination Jokes In This Article
  • The Verve to Release Forth; Forth To Apparently Include Ten Tracks That Are Not “Bitter Sweet Symphony”
  • The Walkmen Release New LP Early for $5, Benefits Cancer Research and Treatment
  • The White Stripes Announce New Album on Warner Bros.
  • The White Stripes Tengo Un Mes Estudiando Español Beck
  • The Zincs To Bring Back Those Old Ventilation Blues Again
  • The Zombies To Play Live, Os Mutantes To Release DVD; Both Promise To Eat Your Brains, Wear Raggity-Ass Clothing, Do the "Thriller" Dance
  • Thee More Shallows Sign To Anticon, Release Album, Tour, Tour, TOUR!!!
  • Thee Silver Mount Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band Releasing New LP in March; I’m Trying to Be More Proactive As Well Ever Since Nat Towsen Called Me Out on My Reflexive Laziness
  • Themselves Return With New Mix Tape, New LP and Some Festival Dates
  • There Is a Band that Never Goes Away; The Smiths Launch Another Greatest Hits Collection
  • There Will Be Music: Jonny Greenwood’s Soundtrack to There Will Be Blood (There Will Be Movie) Coming Soon
  • There’s Ray Charles Gold in Them There Downloads: 28 Post-1960 Albums Available for Download, Awesome Anthology Available Now
  • These Are Powers To Release New EP, Tourdates, Genre; Still Available To Play Deathday Parties
  • They Might Be Giants Ready New Album, A Certain Demographic of Nerds Rejoice
  • They Think My Penis is a Mr. Bungle; I Think It’s a Secret Chiefs 3
  • They’re Not Half Bad. They’re All Bad! No Seriously, Former Ghosts (feat. Xiu Xiu, Zola Jesus, and This Song Is a Mess members) to Release a Flower of an Album
  • Thievery Corporation Set to Release New Album — Don’t Worry, You’ll See it on Facebook
  • Think You’re Tough? Think You Can Stomach Predictable Headlines? Try Some of This: We’re Happy When it Rains Jesus and Mary Chain Box Sets!
  • This Is Not a Test: The Futureheads Are Back to Save the Universe... Oh Wait
  • This summer, get the Jim O’Rourke reissue of I’m Happy and I’m Singing; critics are calling it "as touching as Titanic with more kick-ass action sequences than Crank
  • This Week In Stupid Musician Tricks: Chris Cornell of Audioslave Covers Michael Jackson
  • Thom Yorke (of Travis, Muse, Coldplay, and Radiohead cover band The Karma Police) Confirms 12-Inch Due This Month
  • Thom Yorke Lets His LOLcat Blog, To Release A Remix by Burial Today And More This Week, 12-Inches Later
  • Thom Yorke to Perform Song about Global Warming in Upcoming Film, To Swallow Greenhouse Gas Emissions
  • Thrill Jockey Announces 12-Inch Record Subscription Club
  • Throbbing Gristle Release Pocket-Size Ambient Noisebox of Horror, Perfect for the Goth on the Go!
  • Thurston Moore and Mats Gustafsson bring in da noise, bring in da funk on East Coast tour
  • Time For Tactics! Tim Hecker’s Radio Amor Gets Reissued! TMT Writer Gets Over-Excited!
  • Time To Dig Up Your Red Energy Dome Hats: Devo Announce First New Album Since 1990 And Add More Tourdates
  • Times New Viking to Release Fourth LP, Born Again Revisisted
  • TMT Makes Negativland A Shiny New Press Release Using Words From The Lengthy (Kinda Boring) Original; Everyone Learns An Important Lesson
  • TMT Surgeon General’s Warning: Listening to David Karsten Daniels (While Imbibing Close to Two Quarts of Jägermeister) Can Result in Cirrhosis, Hepatitis, and a Fatty Liver
  • To Here Knows Now! “My Bloody Valentine” Album Out TODAY! (...by Japancakes)
  • Today’s Pavement Vinyl Reissue to Brighten the Corners of Your Mouth, Frighten the Corners of Your Ears, and Enlighten the Corners of Your Mind
  • Together At Last! Massive Attack Samples All Conveniently Located in One Album
  • TOkyo pplice lolz
  • Too Pure Announces Singles Club; My Birthday Coming Up
  • Top 10 Antony and the Johnsons News Items
  • Tori Amos Gives Epic the Two-Finger Salute, Complete with Fairy Dust
  • Travels Return with a Sweetheart of an Album, Despite Pat Benatar Warning That “Love Is a Battlefield”
  • Travels to Self-Release Debut Album But Will Continue to Seek Sponsorship Deal from L’Oréal (Because They’re Worth It!)
  • Trojan Is 40; Celebrates with a Steaming Cup of Corporate Joe
  • Tupac: Dead for Over a Decade, Still Releasing Albums
  • TV on the Radio’s Kyp Malone Reveals Release Details on Solo Project Rain Machine
  • TV on the Radio’s Kyp Malone’s Heart-Melting Quota Down; Must Improve Public Service with Solo Project Rain Machine on ANTI-
  • Unbelievable News! Violent Femmes Front Man Gordon Gano Is Still Alive! Slightly Less Unbelievable Sub-News: Violent Femmes Front Man Gordon Gano to Release New Album
  • UNKLE Make Sure They Have Some Dang Good War Stories, Enlist a Massive Attack By Queens of The Stone Age
  • Upcoming Raincoats Documentary Projected to Kick as Much Ass as Their Music
  • UPDATED: Jim O’Rourke Reissues, New LP Wake Mr P From Deep Slumber
  • Valentine’s Day Ideas That Cost Less Than the New Al Green Album
  • Vampire Weekend and Ra Ra Riot Members Discover How to Generate More Cash: Side-Project Discovery to Release Debut Album This Summer
  • Vampire Weekend to Release Contra, Yippity Skippity.
  • Velvet Underground 7-Inch Singles Collection Coming Soon; For Those of You Across the Pond, That’s 17.78 Centimeters
  • Very Very Super Group to Release Very Very Super Album; Shonen Knife Ready Super Group
  • Vetiver Reveal Tight Knit Details; Give Tad, Dwarves, and The Shins A Run For Their Money
  • Vice Reissues Six Boredoms Albums; Somewhere, 154 Arms Are Really Sore
  • Victoria’s Secret to Release Spice Girls Disc; Your Girlfriend to Stop Wearing Ugly Panties
  • Viva Vashti! Old Lady Bunyan Overcomes Unpalatably Podiatric Last Name Homophony to Release Rarities Album, New 7-inch Single
  • Voo Doo You Wanna Get Your Hands on the New Ten-CD Alan Lomax Haiti Box Set?
  • Voxtrot Do What They Do Best: Release New EP
  • War Child Announce Full Tracklist And Artist Lineup For Heroes Benefit Compilation, Now Complete With “Heroes” Cover!
  • War Child Charity Announces Benefit Covers Album, Hold Steady to Actually Cover The Boss Instead of Just Ripping Him Off Like Crazy
  • Warner Bros. Pushes Limits of Hyperbolic Use of the Phrase "Musical Revolution" with Compilation Featuring The Flaming Lips, Mastodon, and... Adam Sandler
  • Watch out Jenny Lewis: The Watson Twins announce the release of Fire Songs
  • Waxploitation Announces Auction to Go with Benefit Comp for Darfur (Which Is in Africa — A Continent, Not A Country)
  • Weasel Walter Wants Your Wallet
  • Ween Release Friends EP, Plan LP, Wash Balls ’Til Smooth Like Silk
  • Ween Release Early Live CD/DVD, Weirdness Free with Purchase
  • Weezer Confirms October 27 Release Date for New LP; "New stuff sucks," says Mooney
  • Weezer Release Their Own Snuggie Blanket Today
  • Weezer to Release New Album in June; "Beverly Hills" Still Not Meant to Be Ironic
  • Weezer’s New LP Almost Done, Pinkerton Deluxe Reissue Forthcoming, Sugar Ray LP to Include Weezer Song (YES YES YES!!)
  • Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo To Release Alone II November 25th... I SAID: Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo To Release Alone II On November 25th! Hello?? Anybody???
  • What do you get when you cross the latest country LP by Neil Hamburger with Drag City? A shitty album you can’t get rid of.
  • What This Country Needs Right Now Is a Robert Pollard DVD! Good News, There’s One Coming Out
  • What’s Better Than Dumb & Dumber 3? The Coming Live Earth: The Concerts for a Climate in Crisis CD & DVD!
  • Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Who Gives a Shit About That Lil’ Whiner... Sax Ruins Release Album Today on Ipecac!
  • When TV On The Radio Release an EP, It Makes Every Male — Well, It Makes At Least One Male — Question His Manhood
  • White Mice Ready Their Heaviest, Noisiest, Ugliest, Most Beautiful Album Yet
  • White Rabbits Sign to Radiohead’s U.S. Label, TBD Records; Label Becomes Target of an Illegal Prostitution Ring
  • Who Says Black Mountain Solo Projects Are Incapable of Harnessing the Power of Infinite Light? I For One Never Said That
  • Whoa! Philip Glass Documentary Will Be Released. Fill Up My Ass with Some of That Buttery Popcorn And Get Ready for One Wild, Sexy Ride
  • Why Cut Out the Middle Man? Yaris and Urban Outfitters Release Benefit Compilation
  • Wilco Streaming Wilco (The Album) RIGHT NOW
  • Wilco to Release New Album in 2009, Take Snarling Lessons from Neil Young
  • Wilderness Guitarist to Release Solo Project, The Lord Dog Bird, in August
  • Will Kweli Be Makin’ The People Be Takin’ Impatient Vacation From Rap Masturbation?
  • Will Oldham Continues His Infatuation with R. Kelly, Covers The R&B Star Again on New EP; Also Plays Danzig, Björk, Frank Sinatra
  • Will Sheff to Reveal Part II of Concept Project Saga Thing, Kids to Overuse This Subsequent Release As a Back to School Conversation Piece and Probably Annoy Me, Me Bored With My Look and Wondering If I Should Start Wearing Penny Loafers Next Season, Oh, Yeah, Okkervil River to Tour
  • Wire Releasing Read & Burn 03, Determined Not to Re-Release It All on Their Next LP
  • Wire Set to Release New Full-Length in 2008, Tour in Support of Maxim Review
  • Witnessing The Stillborn Birth of a Child: Supergrass to Release Diamond Hoo Ha in April
  • Word Is Bond: Wu-Tang Documentary Set For November Premiere on BET Followed by DVD Release
  • Wu-Tang’s NOT the First-Ever Group to Secure a Beatles Sample, Delays Release Date of New LP
  • Xasthur to Release New Record; Decides to Skip This Reissue Bullshit That Will Happen Ten Years from Now and Go Ahead and Release the Bonus Tracks Too
  • Xiu Xiu Complete New Album, Set January 2008 Release Date; Now Who Wants Some Porn??
  • Xiu Xiu Release Details of New LP; How Can I get a Real Hot WF to Fart On My Face?
  • Xiu Xiu, Islands, Boards of Canada, and Why? Make New 12-Inch Singles, Confusing Syntax
  • Yeah, Boy! Public Enemy Use a Digital Distributor for New Album; Flava Flav Spreads Digital STD
  • Yo La Tengo To Release Film Soundtrack Compilation, Play Final McCarren Pool Party
  • Yoko Ono Set To Release New Plastic Ono Band Album; Yuka Honda, Daniel Carter, and Sean Lennon Guest
  • You Be Parts and I’ll Be Labor; Prove Your Father Wrong and Be on a Real Record
  • You Can Now Listen to All Major NIN Releases in Their Entirety via the NIN: Access iPhone App; Your Correspondent Left in a Quandary!
  • You Give Sloth a Bad Name. (Rip Van) Cornelius Returns With First Album In Five Years
  • You Have Been Cordially Invited to Attend The Debut of Kevin Drew
  • You May Say Ko-No-No to a Konono N°1 Live Album, But I Say Ko-Yes-Yes
  • You Might Be a Liar if You Read This News Story and Hint that You Didn’t Find it at Least as Indulgently Enjoyable as Drum’s Not Dead
  • Young God Releases EP by Fire on Fire; Metallica Withdraw Hastily Filed Lawsuit Against Young God’s “Fight Fire With Fire” But Will Continue to Contest the “Master of Puppets” Children’s Show. Hetfield: “There’s no friggin’ way we’re backing down on this one, dude!”
  • Your Daily Dose of Disappointment: Method Man, Ghostface, and Raekwon Collaboration, New Redman Record Pushed Back to 2010
  • Your Weekly Grant Hart (Hüsker Dü) Update Harticle: Grant Hart to Release New Album
  • Zero 7 would have gotten away with new album Yeah Ghost in September, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.
  • ¡Yes We Puede!: Free Inauguration Mix Tape from Vosotros
• SHRIMP SCAMPY
  • $20,000 Buys a Kid 15 Minutes of Fame and Serious Bonding Time with Devo/Tool/Perfect Circle/NIN Drummer Josh Freeze & Friends. Does Anybody Else Smell Movie Rights in the Air?
  • Acid Mothers Temple Tour, Takes North America Through the Looking Glass
  • Animal Collective to Release New EP in January
  • Badly Drawn Boy Sez:
  • Beck Reveals Details for Modern Guilt And Shit
  • Björk to Release New LP in Spring with Sweet Guests
  • Black Dice Schedule Fall Dates, New Album in 2009
  • Boris Tour with Growing, 30% Chance of Bloodshed
  • Britney Spears Loses Children; I Think It’s Only Fair, Because She Made Me Lose My Lunch
  • Built to Spill Add Two More Perfect From Now On Shows in NY to Tour
  • Calvin Johnson on Tour, Ken Griffey Jr. Upper Deck Rookie Card Available At Merch Table
  • Canada Charges Retroactive Royalty Fees to Online Music Services Like iTunes
  • Cat Power Extends Tour; Small Carnivorous Species of Crepuscular Mammals Rejoice!
  • Clueless Pop Mega-Star, Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, Attempts to Sue Anonymous Bloggers (Because He’s Rich and Can Do Whatever the Fuck He Wants… Peasants!)
  • Comcast Ordered to Stop Interfering with BitTorrent Traffic, Faces FCC Sanctions
  • CSS Is On Tour: Check Your Brand New iPod touch For Details
  • Daniel Johnston Gets Backup from Jad Fair, Yo La Tengo, Sparklehorse for European Dates, Adds U.S. Dates
  • Daniel Johnston Gets His Own iPhone App; Meanwhile, Jandek Gets His Own Signature Backgammon Set
  • Daughters Tour, and If You Think They’re Gay it Says More About You Than it Does Them
  • David Byrne And Brian Eno May Release New LP This Year, Possible Tour of Talking Heads Music
  • Deerhoof Recording New Kill Rock Stars LP For October Release
  • Deerhoof Reveal U.S. Tour in Support of New Album, Offend Maggie
  • Deerhoof to Release New LP, Offend Maggie, in October; Offer Fans Chance to Interpret a Downloadable Score
  • Depeche Mode to Release 12th Studio LP In April; Meanwhile, My Imaginary Hardcore Band Koresh Mode Is on Indefinite Hiatus Following Our Imaginary Bassist Ibsen Trafalgar’s Imaginary Overdose
  • Dirty Projectors Rock, Jump, and Jerk Off on Tour
  • DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist Tour as “The Hard Sell,” Obviously Aren’t Aptly Named — No One Seems to Notice Because DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist Are Touring Together
  • EMI’s Capitol Music Group Continues Restructuring/Layoffs
  • Exclusive Liars and No Age Mashup, Tour
  • FCC Publishes Order Against Comcast
  • Federal Court: Sale of Promo CDs Is No Longer Illegal, Meaning Record Release Dates Just Got a Whole Lot Less... Meaningful
  • Flaming Lips Add FIFTH Disc to Zaireeka, 10th Anniversary Celebration!!
  • Found Magazine Tour 2007; Bishop Choking, Carrot Chafing, and Filming Dead Birds
  • Frog Eyes Divide MDs Everywhere and Tour (Oh, and They’re Not Emo)
  • Frog Eyes to Tour Europe; Hooray for Hollywood!
  • Ghostface Killah Rap Endorsed by Cartoons for Stoners; At Least He Still Has a Solo Career!!!
  • Grinderman Tours Australia
  • Harvard Kids Plan "Funeral" for DRM To Be Held Tomorrow In Cambridge, MA
  • High Places and Pontiak to Monkey Around with Thrill Jockey
  • In Most Disappointing News of the Day News, Warp Records’ Online Store, WarpMart, Merges with MP3 Site Bleep.com, Alerting Me to the Fact that WarpMart was Never an Online Store Devoted to the Dissemination of Skullface Vans And Shitty Screen-Printed Shirts
  • Iron & Wine Extend Tour, Stick Aforementioned Tour in Obscene Places, and They Don’t Even Bother Using Contraception
  • James Chance And Les Contortions Embark On European Tour
  • Kanye West To Record With Michael Jackson
  • Kemialliset Ystävät Tour U.S., Continue to Disappear into Polygonal Shapes
  • Laurie Anderson on Space God and Technology, New Album, Touring
  • Let’s All Read Harvey Keitel’s Mind In Hopes It Will Shed Some Light on the New Girl Talk LP
  • Lightning Bolt: Head Nothing, Heart Everything
  • Liking Basement Jaxxx Might Make You Attractive; Liking Sean Lennon Too Much Might Not
  • Madness Preps U.S. Release of New Album Plus Completely Kickass Box Set of the New Album That Automatically Grants You Membership into Some Kind of Fuckin’ Crazy-Ass Madness-Related Hogwarts Secret Society and Shit
  • Matmos Tour Announcement Marked By This Incredible Cartoon
  • Memorial Stone of Joy Division Frontman Ian Curtis Stolen
  • Mortal Cartoon: Damon Albarn Scores New Side Project
  • Mortal Cartoon: News of 2007 so far
  • Mortal Cartoon: Times New Viking Tour, Cartoonist Becomes So Excited That He Runs Out Of Ink
  • My Bloody Valentine Reunion Likely!!!!
  • Neil Young to Release Electric Car Themed Album in April; Wait, Didn’t He Already Do That in 1983?
  • Nels Cline Gets Chicken Pox Forcing Wilco to Postpone Two Shows So Far; Nobody Cares What Happened When You Got Chicken Pox
  • NIKE Figures “Guy-With-The-Pissed-Jeans-Vinyl-Under-His-Arm” to Be a Real Moron, Has Its Exhausted Child Laborers Cobble Together a Quick Custom Sub Pop Sneaker for Him
  • OOIOO Tours the U.S. in March... Today!!
  • Ornette Coleman to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award at Grammys
  • Peeping Tom to Tour, Hit Punching-Bag Balls Head-On
  • Pissed Jeans Announce Tour; Blow Dryers Guaranteed at Every Venue
  • Police possibly reunite for first tour since 8-to-the-Sixle; Sting changes his name back to Gordon, then back to Sting, then pulls a ’180’ and christens himself Dew-Drop
  • Portishead Add More Dates to Tour, Confirm Album Info
  • Q: What did Busdriver say to the frog? (Busdriver, Daedelus, and Antimc on Tour!)
  • Random Tiny Mix Tapes Quiz
  • RIAA Adopts "Pay Up and Shut Up" Policy, More Than Doubles Fines For College Students Who Dare Challenge Its Pre-Litigation Letters
  • RIAA Chairman Delivers Pro-DRM, Pro-Litigation Message: "Now See Here"
  • RIAA Faces Major Setbacks Because It Is Ridiculous
  • SHRIMP SCAMPI: Cut Copy’s Tour Manager Interviews Cut Copy for TMT
  • SHRIMP SCAMPI: Fleet Foxes and Blitzen Trapper Interview Each Other
  • SHRIMP SCAMPI: Fuck Buttons (2-Minute Interview)
  • SHRIMP SCAMPI: Mike Relm Talks About His FAME, Then Stops Talking Altogether
  • SHRIMP SCAMPI: No Age vs. Battles
  • Smoke on the Water: Sony BMG Gets PROBED
  • Speak Squeak Creak: Melt-Banana Tour 13,000 Miles at Light Velocity
  • Special, Magical, Seminal, Chicago-based, Post-Rock Band Tortoise Tours... Slowly
  • Stephin Merritt Writes Jingle for Volvo
  • That Windom Earle Plotline Was Pretty Bullshit; Animal Collective Announce U.S. Tour
  • The Music Tapes Ride the Elves’ Cloven Hoofed Horsey for American Tour
  • The Ruby Suns May Not Have Written Their Own Songs, Tour
  • The Second Coming of Jarvis Cocker: Immaculate Conception on the Rise
  • The Twilight Sad Do Shows With Beirut; Music Writer Continues Having Nightmares About Twilight Sad’s Album Cover
  • Thom Yorke Not Dead; Radiohead Announce Second North American Leg
  • Tiny Mix Fest 2007 Cancelled!
  • Tiny Mix Tapes Gone to Heaven
  • TMT Exclusive: French Band "Les Gaffes" Cover Dirty Projectors; D Proj Tour Europe
  • TMT Stalker: OMGZ I Totally Just Saw Lou Reed Eating A Burrito... At SXSW... In The Future
  • Travis Morrison Sets Pre-Tour Press Conference
  • Viacom Gets to See What You’ve Watched on YouTube... Yes, Even the Gorilla Tutu Porn (Especially the Gorilla Tutu Porn)
  • Weasel Walter Jazz Quartet Comes Alive!
  • Wham City Box #1, Designed & Conceptualized by Dan Deacon, Now Available!
  • Witch vs. Pirate IX: The Battle for Your Kids; Majors to Concentrate on Selling Ad Space
  • Wizardzz Tour: AWESOME
  • World News: Mika Miko Leave Los Angeles, Tour Japan, West Coast. Local News: Fuck Los Angeles, Go Celtics
  • YAY: Kim Deal "Doesn’t Need a New Pixies Record"
  • Yellow Swans and Mouthus Provide Humanitarian Aid to Those Who Suffer From Halitosis on Upcoming Tour
• TOUR NEWS
  • !!! Plans Intimate, Three Night U.K. Tour; Just Keeps Adding Dates
  • !!!: Getting You Laid Since 1996; Shake Your Ass On Their Upcoming Tour (With Someone Else!)
  • "But Thaaaaaat’s My Life"; Neil Hamburger Returns to the Great Midwest; Cock Suckers Everywhere Refuse to Pay Door Charge
  • "I Can Sell Out Madison Square Garden Masturbating"; Fucking Champs To Tour In The Spirit Of Mike ’The Fucking Champ’ Tyson
  • "If You Really Love Me, You’ll Prove It To Me... With Your Body..."; UNKLE’s First Time (Touring As A Full Band)
  • "New Tour Dates" Starring The Walkmen
  • "Someday in the Future, Frog Eyes Will Tour with Evangelicals. Probably June-ish." —Nostradamus
  • "The Stooges Tour!" Press Release Because TMT Needs to Make Sure We’re Part of This Historical Event
  • "There is a Rumbling in my Tummy," says Boris. Tour.
  • "This Ain’t No Picnic" Says One Angry TMT Staffer. Yes, Actually It Is, And With The Roots. (Also: Tour with Erykah Badu)
  • ‘Tis the season for a Björk tour; New UK and Japan Dates
  • “Ground-Breaking Indie Rock Quartet” Pixies to Bring Doolittle Tour to Australia, Effectively Making Mo’ Money, Creating Mo’ Problems?
  • ’Cuz We’re So Pure, The Thermals Go On Tour
  • ...And the [Club] Owners Hate Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks With Their Agents and Their [Tour]dates...
  • 100% Original Headline: The National Tour Internationally
  • 16 Bitch Pile-Up On I-88, On Tour; You Are Now Late For Work
  • 2(x + 5) = Neko Case Announces Concert Dates With Help from Crooked Fingers’ Eric Bachmann
  • A Colbert Christmas: Feist, Elvis Costello, and... Toby Keith?!?!
  • Chunklet Magazine Celebrating 15 Years of “Chafing America’s Ass” with Shindig that Includes Deerhunter and Mastodon, Releasing Issue #20... 2 ½ Years After Issue #19
  • Family Matters Lost Episode Travels Through Time To Yellow Swans Tour
  • Glasses Are Useful, A Short Play by Heidi Vanderslice (Alternate Title: The Constantines Are, Like, Touring or Something)
  • Lost Ad Features Silver Mt. Zion Song, Attractive People With Problems
  • Pitchfork and All Tomorrow’s Parties Team Up For A Festival; To Keep Up Our Much-Publicized Rivalry With Pitchfork, We Decide To Team Up With Only The Best Movies To Host a Festival Too
  • Plus Ça Change, Plus Tindersticks Announce North American Tourdates
  • Prefix opens story with brilliance rivaling Pitchfork: "The Smog, or (Smog) if you will, has lifted, and now we’re left simply with Bill Callahan." I, on the other hand, am taking a class on Hemingway this semester.
  • The Wire Magazine Now Legally Old Enough to Rent a Car Anywhere in The World, Holds Massive Month-Long Birthday Fiesta
  • CMJ TMT Announces Initial Lineup for This Year’s CMJ Music Marathon
  • A Brief History of The Go! Team, As Told By You or Someone You Know
  • A day without sunshine is, well, night. And a day without Grails is just not right.
  • A Hawk And A Hacksaw Plan on Making Fans Squeal Like Piggies on North American Délivrance Tour
  • A Matt Pond PA News Story by rrrachel
  • A Pillar of Salt (The Thermals to Tour the UK Version)
  • A Place To Bury Strangers and Sian Alice Group Tour Together, Discover Their Love Of Board Games While Hanging Out On A Submarine In The Middle Of The Atlantic Ocean
  • A Place to Bury Strangers Prep New LP, Tour, Get in Touch with their Collective Inner Trekkie
  • A Schizophrenic Fantasy of a Wannabe MTV Show Host Wishing He Could Host A Super Sweet 18th Birthday Bash Show With A Flaming Lips Theme
  • A Spoon Full of Tour Dates Helps the Punnery Go Down, Fans Encouraged to Open Up and Say ’Ga!’
  • A Sunny Day In Glasgow Swirl Across the U.S. on Fall Tour
  • A TMT EUREKA! DREAM: Xiu Xiu Announce Tour with Evangelista and Prurient
  • A Very Modest Mouse Tour; Kahooga! I Write For Tiny Mix Tapes, I’m Rich Now!
  • A Whisper In The Noise Take The Show to Europe; I’m Taking Germs And A Headache to Work!
  • A-Trak Announces Massive Tour, Promises Not to Blog in All Caps from the Road Like Kanye
  • AA’s For Quitters: Blonde Redhead Forever!
  • Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young Go To Europe For Spring Break Tour
  • Abe Vigoda Tours, The Term “Tropical Punk” Still Conjures Mental Images of Tattooed Hipsters with Malaria
  • Acid Mothers Temple Tour, Bring Families Together
  • Acid Mothers Temple Touring Again! "Better Than BluBlockers," Says Consumer Survey
  • ACL Fest Hosts Online BOTB; Relive High School, Vote Now, Vote Often
  • Add Some Iron and Wine to Your Diet with a Delicious Extended Tour!
  • Aesop Rock Tourdates; Consider This News Relay As To-The-Point As Diner Food and Sweet Graff
  • After Receiving Approximately 57 Press Releases, I Have Decided to Tell You That Eels Are Touring
  • AIDS Wolf Proclaim The Positive Effects of Modern Medicine, Change Name to HIV Wolf, Tour Europe
  • AIDS Wolf Tour; Jerry Seinfeld Asks Me to Ask You Guys What’s Up With All These "Wolf" Names
  • Akimbo Prep for Fall Tour and New Album, Jersey Shores, Eagerly Await Discovery Channel’s Shark Week
  • Akron/Family Set ‘Em Wild, Set ‘Em Free On New Album And Tour
  • Akron/Family Change Name To Akron@Family To Cultivate New, Forward-Looking, Connected Image; Tour
  • Akron/Family Hit the Road with Wooden Wand, Jeffrey Lewis, Slaraffenland; Department of Homeland Security Raises Freak Threat Level From Schwag to Dank
  • Akron/Family Love Pot, Hate Hitler, Tour
  • Akron/Family Spend the Holidays in Europe, Learn That “Thanksgiving” in French Really Means “Go Home, Silly Americans”
  • Akron/Family Tour Barefoot Through a Forest of Glass to Teach You the True Meaning of Abstinence and Self-Respect
  • All Aboard The Gravy Train Exclamation Point Exclamation Point Exclamation Point Exclamation Point
  • All Reunites for East Coast Tour; Milo Getting Seventh College Degree, I Guess
  • AMA Declares That Carnage from Le Loup’s Upcoming Tour CANNOT BE STOPPED, Requires Nurses to Join for Damage Control
  • Amadou and Mariam Embark on U.S. Tour of Corporate-Sponsored Stadiums / Amphitheaters / Centers. Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That. (Don’t Shut Off My Service, Verizon!)
  • An All New World Awaits. X-Men Origins: Bill Callahan
  • An Exercise in Modesty; The Genuis of Tegan and Sara
  • An Exploratory Tour With High Places of Steep Cliffs and Large Mountains Around the Continental United States
  • An Invitation to Ye Olde Mountain Goats’ Medicine Show
  • And At the Moment You Will Know Us By Leaving Our Label and Touring With Dethklok
  • And lo! The clouds shall part! And they shall see Tricky, descending upon North America for his first tour of the continent in over five years
  • And Then They Porked: Sunburned Hand of The Man On Tour
  • Andrew “The Birdman” Bird Announces New 2009 Tourdates, Clashes with Dosh Again
  • Andrew Bird Celebrates The Summer By Touring The Festival Circuit
  • Andrew Bird Only One On The Block With A Tour; Jealous Neighbors Smash His Mailbox
  • Andrew Bird Takes St. Vincent Back To School With Him This Fall
  • Andrew Bird Touring Noble Beast; Useless Creatures Less Relevant But May Find Some Worth On Tour
  • Andrew Bird Tours World, There Will Be No Mention of “Flying,” “Whistling,” “Flitting,” or “Warbling” in This News Brief
  • Andrew Bird Tours; Really Just the Only Feasible Platform for Me to Expound on a Recurring Three Dog Night Fantasy I’ve Been Having
  • Andrew Bird: Avian Philanthropist
  • Animal Collective Announce Winter Tour; Kid Midnight Wants Tickets to the Show In Peru
  • Animal Collective Cancel Tonight’s LA Show Due to Illness
  • Animal Collective Confirm Fall Dates
  • Animal Collective Expand European Tour, Me to Watch Eurotrip This Fall
  • Animal Collective to Dog Paddle Across the Pond, Pee on Europe’s Rug
  • Animal Collective to Dole Out Delicious Preserves to Underprivileged UK Children
  • Animal Collective Wildly Expand Tour... On The Wrong Continent!
  • Another Day, Another Reunion Show Story: ESG Returns to the Stage Tomorrow!
  • Anteater to Eat Ants, Fly to Fly, Diplo to Tour
  • Antony Announces European Symphony Tour; To Release Single, Play Coachella with Matthew Herbert, and Exhibit at Parisian Art Gallery; Also Toying with Idea of Changing Name to the Slightly More Pretentious and Enigmatic “A”
  • Any Major Dude Will Tell You, Montag Rocks Hard
  • Apes Keep Evolving with New Tour, Album, and Vocalist
  • Apostle of Hustle, Hallelujah!
  • April Showers Bring May Flowers, Also A Dead Meadow Tour
  • Arctic Monkeys Make Bad Pets, Tour With Be Your Own Pet
  • Are Arthur And Yu Ready To Support Iron and Wine On Stage?
  • Are You Telling Me the Minus The Bear Tour Is Already Underway and We Haven’t Written About It Yet? Well, Don’t Blame Me. I Stubbed My Toe!
  • Ariel Pink and Cass McCombs on Tour, Need You to Play Tambourine
  • Ariel Pink and Vivian Girls Announce 13-Date Tour, Culminating with Coachella Performances
  • Ariel Pink Tours: With or Without Farty Armpit Sounds?
  • Arrington de Dionyso Debuts New Band, Then Says "Fuck You, Guys — I’m Going Solo"
  • Art Brut and The Hold Steady!? Halloween night at the Metro!? I lost my virginity during Detroit Rock City!?
  • Art Brut Doesn’t Tour Indiana, And Emily Kane Is Terribly Annoying
  • Art Brut Tour in Support of “Sophomore Effort,” Respectfully Suggest that You Stop Buying Your Albums at the Supermarket
  • As The Saying Goes, "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade, And Also Check Out Pontiak on Tour If You Feel Like It." That’s a Weird Saying, Come to Think of It.
  • Asobi Seksu Announce New Album And Tour, Vow To Not Use “7,000 Reverb Guitars” On New Album
  • Asobi Seksu Announce U.S. Fall Tour, Only If That’s Alright With You, White People!
  • Asobi Seksu Tour with Amélie Soundtrack Yann Tiersen
  • Atlas Sound To Open For Stereolab; Bradford Cox To Have Major Boner During Entire Tour
  • Atmosphere to Tour, Everybody to Love a Clown, Or Like a Clown as a Friend and Occasionally Hook Up
  • Atmosphere’s Slug and Ant Hit the Road to Paint the Nation Gold... With Their Lemons?
  • ATP Celebrates 10th Anniversary; If My Mom Had It Her Way, There’d Be a Cosmic Bowling Party and a Jonas Brothers Birthday Cake
  • Attract the Man of Your Dreams on The Animal Collective Tour
  • Au Goes on Massive European Tour, Always Wins Scrabble with 2-Letter Word Combos
  • Australia’s Dirty Three Tour in September, Dingoes Babies Crocodiles Dundees Fosters Vegemite Wallabies I See You’ve Played Knifey Spoony Before
  • Autolux Decide to Take the Whole “Music Thing” Out on the Road
  • Avant Music Fans In Anticipation of the Bent Festival: "Don’t Put Me In Your Box Unless It’s Disassembled And Filled With Frayed Sparking Wires!"
  • Avey Brings Rifle on Animal Collective’s European Tour
  • Awesome Color Touring With Dinosaur Jr. Through 17 Awesome States; Canadian Provinces Merely Rad
  • Awkwardly Bounce with Me Now: Max Tundra Announces U.S. Tour
  • Baby Gramps Tours, Leaves Reindeer at Home
  • Baby, the Heavy Rain Must Fall: Prurient and Carlos Giffoni Prepare for Scandi-mania
  • Bad Brains Re-Enter the Spotlight, Tour, Bradley “Brad” Brains Jr. Finally Beginning to Understand the Prank Phone Calls that Drove His Father to Alcoholism and Suicide
  • Bad Brains to Release Box Set, Tour South America; You to Prepare for Wet T-Shirt Contests
  • Balkan Beat Box Tour America, American Rock Group Tours Balkans
  • Baltimore Round Robin: Just Like Summer Sanitarium or the Family Values Tour, Only With Shutter Shades and Neon Dunks
  • Band from Brooklyn Plans Fall Tour! This Time It’s Yeasayer!
  • Band O’ Horse = New Album + Walmart + Tour + Irritably Drunk Amateur News Writer = You Got It Dude!
  • Band of Horses Announce Summer Tour
  • Band of Horses Reject Wal-Mart’s Advances, Lose Potential Cash Money, or: Ben Bridwell Kills Future Chances of Becoming a Wal-Mart Greeter When He Is Old and Grey
  • Band of Horses to Tour, Some Indie Kids to Not Have Real Taste and Misunderstand Ben Bridwell’s Alcohol-Induced Alt-Country Masturbation as High Art, or: An Intensive Questioning of Why Having a Crucial Beard Automatically Validates Anyone Artistically
  • Bang On A Can Throw An Office Party Featuring... Themselves
  • Bardo Pond, Les Savy Fav, Others Added to ATP New York Lineup; Absurd Ticket Price Decimally More Worth It
  • BATTLES ON TOUR!!
  • Battles To Tour And Release Album, But Seriously, Guys, Would A Press Release Hurt? Really? Just A Little One?
  • Battles to Tour, TMT Newswriter AJ Pacitti to Keep Her Typically Dirty Mouth Shut out of Actual Respect; Which Translates to "OMFG OMFG I LIKE TOTALLY WORSHIP U IAN WILLIAMS <3 <3 <3" in Internet Girlspeak
  • Battles Tour, Release EP, Join Mile-High Club
  • Beach House and Papercuts Tour: A Match Made in Heaven
  • Beach House Embarks on Short Tour
  • Beach House Head to Europe with Vetiver, Continue to Have Best Promo Shots Ever
  • Beach House Mount Eerie Castellón: Tanned Tin Fest Has Nothing to Do with Woody Allen
  • Beach House Trade In Lakefront Property for Tour Bus, Change Name to “Moving Vehicle”
  • Beastie Boys Announce U.S. Tourdates; Paul Revere to Go with Da’ Boyz and Leave Da’ Honey at Home; Me to Remind Him that If He Had Been a Little More Considerate, It’s Possible He Wouldn’t Now Be Sleeping on the Couch Alone /Jockin’ Mike D. To My Dismay/
  • Beastie Boys Announce Voter Awareness Shows; Also Claim McCain Fathered Terrorist Babies in Top-Secret Ménage à Quatre with Chemical Ali, Carlos the Jackal, and the ghost of Timothy McVeigh [Wow, thanks GOP! Fabricating Conspiracy IS fun!]
  • Beastie Boys To Headline Benefit For The Institute for Musical and Neurologic Function; Nat Towsen To Be Fired For Attempting To Turn TMT Into Beastie Boys Fan Site
  • Beck and His Father, David Campbell, Are Obviously Playing a Sold-Out Show at the Hollywood Bowl on My Father’s Birthday On Purpose
  • Beck Announces Vinyl Release, Adds More Tourdates; Danger Mouse Not to be Directly Involved with Either
  • Beck Tours; Realizes He Was Mistaken About Those Microphones and Turntables and Decides Pre-school Is Actually Where It’s At
  • Beck’s Experience Argument Is Bogus; It’s Time for Some Sea Change
  • Being Dirty at the Dirty Projectors Show, European Dates Announced
  • Beirut To Release New Balkan Folk French Mexican Synth Pop Double EP In February
  • Beirut Touring To Promote The Contents Of Your Hard Drive
  • Believe It Or Not, Gruff Rhys Can Actually Be A Pretty Ruff Ghy On Tour
  • Belong Teams up with The Album Leaf to Play in a Theater, Hotel, Ballroom, Church, the Middle East, and a Pig; Discrepancy Disrupts American Family Life Everywhere
  • Ben Gibbard = El Lobo Solo
  • Benni Hemm Hemm prepare U.S. tour. They are from Iceland. Journalists, get your “ethereals” and “gossamers” ready!
  • Best Thing to Come Out of Seattle Since Flannel: Coconut Coolouts Tour the States
  • Bill Callahan to Tour, Me to be Unnecessarily Vague to Mask Actual Respect and Appreciation, Parody Bible
  • Bill Callahan to Tour, Me to Not Make Fun of Him, Find Happiness, Appreciate Life, Subsequently Appreciate High Art
  • Bill Callahan Tours with Sir Richard Bishop, Callahan and Bishop To Wear Matching Leisure Suits At Bitch-Tappin’ After Parties While Head-Bobbing to Theme from A Night at the Roxbury; Pregnant Lady in Pool Competition
  • Björk Adds North American Dates to Tour
  • Björk and Dirty Projectors Join Together for One-Off Benefit Show in NY!
  • Björk Announces Euro Tour After Exxon Mobil Announces $40.6 Billion Profit (True), Gets Off Soap Box To Let Me Have a Ride
  • Björk Cancels Another Fest Appearance Due to Voice Problems; I Recommend Apple Cider Vinegar Lozenges
  • Björk Cancels Festival Performance Due to Swelling Vocal Cords
  • Björk Releases New Avatars, Extends Töur; Smjörið er brætt og hveitið smátt og smátt hrært út í það, þangað til það er gengið upp í smjörið.
  • Black Dice’s Real Name Is Harold Elwin Dice, Tour
  • Black Francis Pillages West Coast, Jack Sparrow Tours The Caribbean
  • Black Lips Add Tourdates, Star in Let It Be (VICE Magazine Readers’ Wettest of Wet Dreams)
  • Black Lips to Tour, Probably to Piss Onstage and/or Get Naked
  • Black Moth Super Rainbow Helpin’ America Reach for That Rainbow on Spring Tour
  • Black Mountain Tour with The Sadies, Bring Warmth and Friendship of Canada to West Coast
  • Black Pus Is Going on Tour, And Here are Three Reasons Why You’re Going to At Least One of the Shows
  • Blah Blah Blah, Juno, Blah Blah Blah, Kimya Dawson Tour, Blah Blah Blah, Ellen Page, Blah Blah Baby Jokes, Etc.
  • Blitzen the Reindeer, Trapper John, and Blitzen Trapper Tour the U.S., Blitzen and Trapper John Cancel Due to Their Both Being Fictional
  • Blitzen Trapper Holds Steady Long Enough to Brave Tour; Duels Bear at Dusk
  • Blitzen Trapper Tour North America, Inspire "Ballad of Blitzen Trapper"
  • Blonde Redhead Tour For Two Months This Fall; Abruptly Stop For Recognition and Hot Chocolate
  • Blood Brothers Hack (Tour) Their Way Through the U.S. with Young Machetes; No One Is Safe!
  • Blood On The Wall Found At Various American Venues Starting Friday (Though You Are Likely To Find Even More Disgusting Substances On The Floor)
  • BLOODYMINDED and Charlie Draheim Start Terminal Phase Luna Tour 2007 Tonight!
  • Blue Cheer and An Albatross Prove That There Ain’t No Cure for the Summertime Blues... But Will Go on Tour Together in the Spring Anyway
  • Blues Control Begin Mission To Become World’s Greatest Stadium Rock Band, Tour USA
  • Blur to Officially Reunite at London’s Hyde Park, But Who Cares Because Thom Yorke Is Growing His Ponytail Out Again!
  • Bob Dylan Wins Pulitzer, Tours; TMT Declared "Bob Dylan Week" Last Week
  • Boduf Songs on His First U.S. Tour (They Grow Up So Fast)
  • Bon Iver Satiates Bloggers By Touring
  • Bon Iver Touring! If You’re Into That...
  • Bon Iver’s Big Spankable Tour
  • Bonnaroo 2008 Initial Lineup Confirmed. Oh My!
  • Bonnie "Prince" Billy Upset About Super Bowl Halftime Show Snubbing; Goes on Retaliatory Tour
  • Boredoms Announce U.S. Tour Without Monday Dates. Chuck and Heroes Air Monday Nights. You Figure It Out.
  • Boredoms Team Up With Prurient, Release Cover Of Weezer’s "Tired Of Sex," Wake Up From Nightmare, Tour
  • Boredoms to Soundtrack Solar Eclipse From Cruise Ship... Duh.
  • Boris and Kurihara and Damon and Naomi and a New Album and a New Tour and This Headline Uses "and" Eight Times and This Headline Uses Absolutely Atrocious Grammar
  • Boris to Tour Europe; Planet Desperately Clings to Faint Hope of Survival
  • Both Quart Festival and Redfest Are Now Canceled, But Why Can’t I Stop Laughing?
  • Bowerbirds Announce New Tour with Megafaun; The Amount of Bird Puns that Just Came to Mind Is Alarming
  • Bowerbirds Don’t Include California In Their Upcoming Tour, Even Though Statistically It Would Be A Good Idea For Them To Do So
  • Bowerbirds Tour North America, Europe, Inexplicably Ignore Minneapolis
  • Boy George Cancels Tour, Ticketholders Forced to Stay Home and Shoot up While Listening to Culture Club Tracks on Their Microsoft Zunes
  • Breaking News! Mia Doi Todd Tour Already Underway! New Album Already Released!
  • Brian Eno Curates Sydney Music Fest
  • Brian Jonestown Massacre v7.0 Tours, BJM-Related Side Project The Lovetones to Release LP
  • Brian Wilson to Perform That Lucky Old Sun in Its Entirety, Ignores Economic Crisis
  • Brightblack Morning Light and Matador Continue Offsetting CO2, Must Believe in Global Warming Theory or Something
  • Brightblack Morning Light Head Out On Tour, Set to Release New LP, Motion To Rejoin
  • Bring On the Big Guitars: Future of the Left Announces Tour with Trail of Dead
  • British Sea Power Asks: “Do You Like Rock Music? How About Live Rock Music?”
  • Broadway Bloc Party: STS9, Islands, Sebastien Grainger Offer Up New Production of Jesus Christ, Superstar?
  • Broken Social Scene Get High And Name Their Upcoming Spring Tour “Impregnate The Skies”
  • Broken Social Scene Plan Tour, Sell Out Tourdates, Plan More Tourdates, Make a New Website; Feist Still Rumored to be on Sesame Street Singing “1234”
  • Broken Social Scene Smashingly Score {The Tracey Fragments}
  • Broken Social Scene Tour, But Not In America, Causing Me To Seriously Rethink Whether Or Not I Feel Like Writing This News Story (Especially Since Microsoft Works Crashed and I Am Writing it Again)
  • Broken Social Scene Whore Themselves Out Once More with Tour
  • Broken Spindles Tour; Did You Know That The World “Spindle” Has Multiple Meanings?
  • Brooklyn’s Finest: Dirty Projectors To Tour, Book Your European Vacation Now!
  • Brother Ali Ignores MTV’s Advice, Locks in Freshness, Disses Martha Stewart, Tours
  • Brotherly Love Spreads Like Fire Crotch As The National Release New Album and Tour, Nationally
  • Brothers in Alms! Alan and Richard Bishop Give Charles Gocher and Sun City Girls Live Tribute
  • Bruce Springsteen to Tour; Americans Love Glorified Poverty, Cars, and Sex; You to Probably Make Fun of ‘The Boss’ But to Similarly Love Cars and Sex, Me to Tell You to Live Your Life, Find Chicks
  • Bruce Springsteen Tours; Decides Not to Tour Exclusively in "Black Face," As It’s Been Deemed Ultimately Offensive by Masses
  • Bryan Ferry Answers TMT Reader Questions!
  • Buck 65 to Tour, Sage Francis to Buy Him a Puppy
  • Built to Spill Announce Tour, Offer Empty Rhetoric About "Change"
  • Built to Spill Tour, Avoid Recording, Wage War On The Sippy Cups
  • Built To Spill, Quasi, Citay Join Camper Van Beethoven & Cracker at the Fourth Annual Campout Music Festival
  • Bumbershoot Lineup Announced; Apparently It’s 1994 All Over Again!
  • Bunch Of Kids Donate Basement Space To Musicians, Call It A Festival. What The Heck?
  • Burning Star Core and Wasteland Jazz Unit Will Tour Decaying Midwest in April
  • Busdriver And RJD2 Tour In Pretty Much Every Venue, Bar, Art Gallery, Festival, Abandoned Warehouse, Fire Station, Bank, Train Station, Front Room Bigger Than 10m2, Antiques Store, Bowling Alley, Ice Skating Rink, Dairy Aisle And Courtroom In The USA
  • Bush Tetras, David Thomas of Pere Ubu, Suicide Commandos and Skoal Kodiak Headline Show of the Year — And It’s Only January! OMG!
  • By The Power of Salad! Lightning Bolt to Streak Across Sky and Touch Down in Australia and New Zealand; Brush Fires to Ensue
  • Bye Bye Birdie; Pelican Currently On Tour, Proves Instrumental Post-Rock Is Infinitely More Manly Than Fauna-Based Names and Musicals
  • CAKE and The Sea and Cake to Tour Separately, As They’re Completely Unrelated
  • Calexico Celebrate Dia de los Muertos on Website, Plan to Pelt Fans with Sugar Skulls on Upcoming Tour
  • Calexico Donates Money to Thirst-Quenching Along the Border, Aah....
  • Calexico, The Pride of Tucson, AZ, Tours
  • Califone Touring (Again); Reno Odds-Makers Place Likelihood of a Second Show at 53:1
  • Califone? That’s a Tape Player, Right?
  • Calvin Johnson Starts New Band The Hive Dwellers; Goes on Tour with Chain and the Gang
  • Calvin Johnson’s Crazy California Crapscapade
  • Camera Obscura Bring Beauty, Happiness, a Fall/Winter Tour to the Wilds of North America
  • Camera Obscura Touring, In Danger of Depleting Stage Banter Supply by Fall
  • Canada Tour Everywhere But Canada
  • Caribou Plan Further Into The Future Than Most Of You, Will Reportedly Be Releasing Their 1, 5, 10 & 25 Year Plans Very Soon
  • Carla Bozulich Tours, Leaving More Questions Then Answers
  • Caroliner Rainbow to Embark on Rare, Limited-Edition, Numbered Midwestern Tour
  • Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Decide to Get Out of the House and Tour This November on Advice from New Psychiatrist
  • Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Fall Tour; Hopes Audiences Will Alleviate Some of That Painful Loneliness
  • Casiotone For The Painfully Alone To Pack Up His Suitcase, Get Sad, Leave Home, and Go On Tour
  • Casiotone Not Just For The Painfully Alone Anymore; See Their Tour With Friends and Family, If You Dare
  • Castanets To Embark on 17-Date Tour of the Electoral Map; Hannity & Colmes to Floss Teeth with Raposa’s Beard Hair
  • Cat Power Announces April Dates for North America, Dances The Watusi Despite Publicists Telling Her Not To
  • Cat Power Doppelgänger Tours With The Dirty Delta Blues In July
  • Catch Some WAVVES on Newly Expanded North American Tour
  • Catch the Don Caballero Fall Tour; Witness the Band Break Up Live On Stage and Then Have a Reunion During the Encore!
  • CFTPA (Casiotone for the Painfully Alone) Goes MIA (Missing in Action) From Left Coast USA (United States of America)
  • Chad VanGaalen Gives Out Free EP and Plans Canadian Tour (Can You Say Pretentious?)
  • Chairlift Are Going On A Big-Ass Tour With Phoenix And Micachu & The Shapes
  • Charalambides "News" — Extensive Tour, Plentiful Releases
  • Charalambides Cacophony of Sonancy Peregrinates Assorted U.S. Principalities
  • Check Out Athens Pop Fest, Featuring The Music Tapes (First Show Since Y2K) and Roky Erickson!
  • Chemical Brothers First Live Tour in Five Years; I Need To Hire A Fact-Checker
  • Chicago Bluegrass and Blues Festival Offers Fun, A Good Cause, and a Way to Avoid Old High School Friends Slowly Trickling into Town Pre-Thanksgiving
  • Chicago Instrumental Groovers CAVE Announce Summer Tour
  • Chicago’s Heroes On the Road: Wilco Expands Tour
  • Chin Up Chin Up & Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin Tour To Bring Positivity Back to North America
  • Chin Up Chin Up to Tour: Me To Start Going to the Gym, Beating Up Aaron Carter for Beating Shaq
  • Choir of Young Believers Unleash Their Depressing Brand of Nordic Chamber Pop on North America in Person Starting TOMORROW
  • Chris Garneau Dances With The Stars, Tours
  • Chris Schlarb to Perform Twilight and Ghost Stories in Its Entirety in San Francisco and Austin
  • Circle the Wagons! The Meat Puppets Are in Town!
  • Citay Announce Tourdates, Appear On New WFMU Compilation, Are Further Proof That San Francisco Is The New Baltimore
  • Clap Your Hands and Say “Dan Deacon to Tour and Release Album and Split Single.” Now Clap Them Again and Say "Give Papa a Cup of Proper Coffee in a Copper Coffee Cup." Not So Easy, Is It?
  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Tours, "Yeah Tours"
  • Clinic Collaborate with Animator Clemens Habicht as Planetarium of the Soul on Upcoming Tour
  • Clinic Tour, Medical Puns Follow
  • Clinic Tours; Contrary to Popular Belief, There Is Apparently No Dancing, Drinking, or Screwing for Students at Central St. Martin’s College
  • Co-Ed Tours Deemed Okay by 9 Out of 10 Parents; Mika Miko and The Strange Boys Go on Tour
  • Coachella 2008 Lineup Magically Appears! Chris Angel "Mind Freak" Pleads Ignorance, Is Pissed He Totally Missed Tool’s Date by 2 Years
  • CocoRosie Tour Europe, Hire New Mustache Artists
  • Cogito, Ergo Blow Your Fucking Mind; Indeed, Mars Volta Expands Tour
  • Cold War Kids Tour, Announce New Album; TMT Sets You Straight on “Kids” Bands
  • Cold War Kids Tour: A Primer
  • Comebacks Galore! Themselves to Tour with Eyedea & Abilities
  • Coming to a Europe Near You: David Bryne Expands Tour
  • Coming To A Venue Near You: The Softer Side of Michael Gira
  • Common Unveils Universal Mind Control, Hypnotizes Fans Into Wanting Album
  • Computer Program Randomly Generates Spring Tourdates, Menomena Obey
  • Condoleezza Rice Will Be Performing At Aspen Music Festival
  • Conor Oberst and The Mystic Valley Band Add Tourdates; There’s Nothing Funny About That Because There’s Nothing Funny About Conor Oberst
  • Conor Oberst To Go On Tour FOR-EV-ER
  • Conor Oberst To Release Outer South In May, Tests Naming Conventions After His Eponymous Album, And Tours With The Mystic Valley Band
  • Constantines Play North America Again, White Fans Welcome Them With Apple Pie, Baseball, and Parochialism
  • Cowabunga Dudes! Antibalas Is the Feel-Good Hit of the Season!
  • Create Your Own TMT News Story In Three Easy Steps: Headlights Tour
  • Crispy Christian Tea Time! The Robot Ate Me LIVE!
  • Critically Acclaimed TV on the Radio Set out on a (Presumably) Critically Acclaimed Tour of Hit-And-Miss Canada and Critically Derided USA
  • Crystal Antlers and Crystal Stilts Tour (Separately) to Promote Replacing “Wolf” With “Crystal” for Title of “Most Overused Indie-Band-Naming Device”
  • Crystal Antlers Tour, Traditional Antlers Stay Mounted in The Cabins
  • Crystal Castles Set to Bring Their Magical Blend of Unicorns and Shrieking to a Venue Near You
  • CSS And The Merry Holiday Tour: A Christmas Tale
  • Cursive Announce Fall Tourdates, Your Turn-of-the-Millennium Inner-Child is Getting PUUUMPED
  • Cursive Set Out To Tour — I Feel Bad For The Roadie In Charge of Tim Kasher’s Baggage
  • Cursive to Tour, Hipsters to Experience Tim Kasher Beard-Lust
  • Cursive Tour From Now Until Forever; Come Along On Tim Kasher’s Brewery Tour Of America!
  • Cut Copy Announce Final U.S. Tour For In Ghost Colours
  • Damien Jurado Begins Tour April 1; Don’t Be A Fool, It Ain’t No Joke
  • Damien Jurado Tours with Jeremy Enigk, Finishes New LP
  • Damon and Naomi to Tour with Helena Espvall and Masaki Batoh; Tom and Jerry to Hold Camera and Join in on the Fun Should Mood Strike Them
  • Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys to Embark on Winter Tour with 50% Less Members Than Usual
  • Dan Deacon and Neko Case Headline Forward Music Festival in Madison, WI
  • Dan Deacon Bangs On A Can: Dan Deacon Set to Play Music Festival in New York
  • Dan Deacon Cancels Select Tourdates, But His Name Is Alive
  • Dan Deacon Cancels Tour Due to Back Problems
  • Dan Deacon Cancels Upcoming Shows
  • Dan Deacon Continues To Be Impressive And Newsworthy
  • Dan Deacon Does What He Does Best: Adds More Tourdates Bringing Shenanigans to Make Audiences Look Silly to the Masses
  • Dan Deacon Finds Cure For Touring Loneliness, Unveils 15-Piece Live Band TONIGHT; Street Date For Bromst Confirmed
  • Dan Deacon to Tour, People Like Me Never to Dance at Dan Deacon Shows, People like Tracy from Hairspray to Shimmy-Shake-It and Ultimately Find True Happiness While I Continue to Sit at My Computer Drinking Red Bull, Wondering Who Left Lifetime on in the Living Room and Why I Just Made an Overused Family Guy-esque Lifetime Humor Reference; Dan Deacon to Wonder Why I Make Everything About Myself and Not Just Do My Job and Discuss His Work
  • Dan Deacon Tours, Unleashing Arnold Schwarzenegger Nightmares on Unsuspecting Nation
  • Dandy Warhols Tour Some States, Release 7-Year-Old LP
  • Daniel Johnston Is Going On Tour, But You Won’t Get To See Him Because You Don’t Live In Europe, Unless Of Course You’re Reading From Europe or Intend to Go to Europe Soon
  • Daniel Johnston Sets U.S. Tour, Plans New Releases for the Future
  • Daniel Martin Moore Tours, Charms, Repeats
  • Danielson and Cryptacize Embark on U.S. Tour
  • Danielson Further Alienate My Christian Friends, Tour Europe
  • Danielson Has His Very Own Film! But Sufjan Stevens Steals His Thunder Anyway
  • Dark Meat Pack Up Drumsticks and Wing Their Way Northward for Tender, Juicy Tour
  • Dark Meat Set Out on North American Tour; Athens, GA Food Service Industry to Suffer Critical Understaffing
  • Darling, That Handsome Furs Tour Looks Perfectly Divine with Those Diamond Earrings!
  • Dates Announced for The Gories & Oblivians’ Joint Reunion Tour; Garage Rocker Nerds Far and Wide Cream Shorts in Anticipation
  • Daughters Embark on "Creem of Sum Yung Gai" Tour
  • Dave Longstreth Realizes the Importance of Being The Dirty Projectors; Tours, Too
  • David Byrne Extends Tour, Brian Eno Extends Paid Vacation
  • David Byrne’s “Songs of David Byrne and Brian Eno” World Tour Announced
  • David Gilmour to Perform "Atom Heart Mother" with Italian Pink Floyd Tribute Band... Yeah, Can’t Really Improve Upon This Headline
  • Dead Meadow Discover Old Growth During Routine Check-Up, Plan Farewell Tour
  • Dead Meadow Tour UK; If They Had a Nickel For Every Time the Word “Psychedelic” Appeared in Print, They Could Tour Mars
  • Dear Mika Miko, Do You Like mrboots? Circle Yes or No.
  • Dear Spain: You Can Take Cat Power, Animal Collective, and Public Enemy for One Weekend in May to Play the Primavera Sound Festival On One Condition... You Take Antonio Banderas Back. Permanently.
  • Death Cab Add More Tour Dates, Cutie Has Abortion
  • Death Cab for Cutie Add U.S. Tour, Look Even More Indie Than When They Were Actually on an Indie Label
  • Death Cab for Cutie’s Publicist Unveils Press Release! Zines and Blogs Follow Like Clockwork
  • Death, The Jesus Lizard, GZA/Genius, Times New Viking, Yeasayer, and OMG So Much More to Rock Austin’s Fun Fun Fun Fest
  • Decemberists Announce 2007 Dates, And Sony’s Got the Exclusive!
  • Decemberists Further Their Work In Decemberology, Tour
  • Decemberists to Play Series of Ireland and UK Dates This Fall, Colin Meloy’s Stodgy Stuffed-Shirtedness and Effusive Literary References Finally to be TRULY Appreciated, Mine to Continue Unacknowledged
  • Decemberists Tour/Album Promises to Offend Nobody, Annoy Some
  • Deer Tick Open for Neko Case, Offer Free Tickets to the Lucky Fan That Can Guess How Many Bottles of Whiskey Will Be Consumed Backstage
  • Deer Tick Tour, Educate Fans on Tick Bite Prevention
  • Deerhoof Hit a Homerun with Ken Griffey Jr. and Now They’re Touring Like Touring Just Went Out of Style
  • Deerhoof Hyper-extend Fall Tour, No Actual Deer Harmed
  • Deerhoof To Tour; Me To Have Nothing To Say
  • Deerhunter to Star in Upcoming Film The NeverEnding Tour, Starts Today
  • Deerhunter Tour; Inexplicably Avoid Hunting Lodges, Tours with Times New Viking
  • Deerhunter’s European Vacation
  • Del the Funky Homosapien Tours, Releases New Album as a FREE, LEGAL Download Until May 22; After That, You’ll Just Have to Pirate It Like You Were Already Planning to Do
  • Dent May to Tour America; Tiny Tim Tip-Toeing in Grave
  • Denver’s Monolith Festival Brings About Questions of Size and the Methodology Used to Equate Various Denominations of Said Measurement
  • Destroyer Promotes Misogyny on Upcoming Tour; Women Welcome Under Strict Provisions
  • Detroit Garage Rockers Tyvjk Remind the European Union of Motor City’s Real Chief Export (Hint: It Ain’t Cars)
  • Devendra Banhart Announces November Tour, Needs Us to Come to Prove Himself to Warner Bros.
  • Devendra Banhart Goes on Tour While I Stay Home and Start a Series of Exquisite Corpses
  • Did You Know That Wire Had a New Album Out? Neither Did I! Do You Wanna Stream Their New Single For Free and Maybe See Them Live? Oh Boy, So Do I! Do You Think You’ll Want Kids Someday? Oh... I’m So Sorry I Asked
  • Different Hoax for Different Folks: Carla Bozulich Brings Evangelista and Bloody Claws to Europe, Finishes New Evangelista Album, Prince Of Truth
  • Diffident, Reserved Rodent Plans Short Tour
  • Dinosaur Jr To Show Up For Shows On A Fall-Touring Tour
  • Dinosaur Jr. Can Live All Over Me As Much As They Want, and Tour in the Process
  • Dirty On Purpose Call It Quits And Announce Farewell New Year’s Eve Show
  • Dirty Projectors Announce Fall Tour, "Rewrites" Black Flag’s Damaged From Memory; I Have No Input at All
  • Dirty Projectors Announce Fall Tourdates; Longstreth Has Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Blues
  • Dirty Projectors Expand Tour, Release Tiny Mix Tape Version of Bitte Orca
  • Dizzee Rascal adds more dates to tour, Grime beats to inevitably be appropriated by imitators, Me to later cover the tourdates of those imitators and probably say something underhandedly ironic, Me to probably end up alone in a series of transitory moments re-contextualizing personal and professional moments of underhanded irony
  • DJ Qbert Tours Europe. I Know A Secret.
  • DJ Scotch Egg Tours, Garners Widespread Critical Something or Another
  • DMBQ Bring Wonder, Blazin’ Hot Rock Jams to Liberal Arts Colleges Across New York This Fall
  • Do I Need to Make A Joke About Pot? Snoop Dogg to Tour With Method Man, Redman, Devin the Dude
  • Do Make Say Think Tour Europe in Order to Escape North America’s Abundance of Child Molesters
  • Don Caballero to Tour Europe; Che Must Be Sick of All the Math References, But We’ll Keep Doing Them Anyway!
  • Don’t Look So Disappointed, Handsome Furs Tour
  • Don’tcha Wish Your Summers Were Hot Like Oslo’s?: Øyafestival Lineup
  • Driving a Trans Am to See Trans Am
  • Duck, Duck, Goose / Has This Headline Been Used? / Gang Gang Dance Tour / Don’t Be a Loser!
  • Dude, You’re Totally Getting a Black Mountain Tour!
  • Dungen Storms the U.S. with Flute Solos in Tow
  • Dweezil Zappa to Play Frank Zappa’s Music; First Public Performance of His Work Since Frank’s Death (Just Kidding)
  • Dälek Tour with Rjd2; I Want To Put a Joke Here, But Can’t Think of Anything
  • Earth To Release New Album Next Week, Listeners To Make Frowny Faces, Sir Richard Bishop to Tag-Along on Tour
  • Earth to Tour Selected Parts of Actual Earth (Namely Europe)
  • Eat True Ovary: Avey Tare is Going Solo This November
  • Eazy, Breezy, Beautiful: Whartscape 2008 Lineup Finalized
  • Edan To Come Over To Your Mom’s House, Treat Her Right, Maybe Tour Too
  • Edie Sedgwick Announce Tour; Edith Minturn Sedgwick Is Still Dead
  • Edie Sedgwick: Scarlett Johansson Not Great Actress, Sissy Spacek a Stand-In for Menstruation
  • El Guincho Announce Tourdates, Promises To Make Up For Canceled Summer Dates By Hiring of Montreal’s Costume Designer
  • El Guincho Set to Cut a Swathe of Neon, Unwarranted Animal Collective Comparisons During Upcoming U.S. Tour
  • ELF POWER ON TOUR STORY WITH INCOMPLETE SENTENCES AND CAPS LOCK
  • Elvira Called... She Wants Her House Band Back: The Horrors Hit the Long, Winding, Spoooo-key Road
  • Elvis Costello Goes on Tour; Oliver’s Army Joins in the Fight for Iraq
  • Elvis Perkins Holds Ash Wednesday Service; Thinks to Himself “Denny’s Your Stupid,” But Secretly Orders “Moons Over My Hammy” Anyway
  • EMERGENCY UPDATE!! AHHH!!! Radiohead Change Venue Last Minute
  • Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton Will See You Next Year, On Tour
  • Endless Summer 4EVA 2009 Tour: Calexico Embarks on Globe-Trotting Jaunt through North America and Europe
  • Enjoy the Pit Er Pat of Pit Er Pat This October!
  • Eric’s Trip Reunite For Shows, For Fans, For Now
  • Eric’s Trip, Les Thugs, And The Vaselines Lube Up Flaccid Sub Pop Festival Lineup
  • Europe Admits the Organs Six of Six Organs of Admittance for European Tour, TMT Writer Tries to Make Word Palindrome with Headline and Fails Miserably
  • Evan Parker and Ned Rothenberg Take Up a Life of Busking But Find That Street People Don’t Like and Can’t Even Hear Their Multiphonic, Microtonal Sax Duets Over the Crowd Noise; Decide to Take Their Act to Quiet Schools and Theaters Where People Appreciate Things Like a Good Tongue Slapping
  • Evangelicals Announce Fall Tour, Refrain from Appearing on EWTN
  • Evangelista (Carla Bozulich) Tour, Release Album, Shiver Your Timbers, Settle Your Hash, Dip Your Headlights, Hay Your Fever
  • Evangelista Cancels Chunk of U.S. Tour, Keeps Dates with Thrones
  • Even Patrick Ewing Will Be Attending Mastodon’s Upcoming Tour
  • Everyone’s Favorite Non-Metallica Metal-Caricatures Megadeth to Kick Our Asses, Fuck Our Moms, Huff Our Paint Cans, Play Air-Guitar On Our Crucifixes, Re-perm Their Gorgeous Hair, and Tour U.S. This Fall; Dave Mustaine to TMT: "Nice Story, Tell it to Reader’s Digest!"
  • Evil Update: sunn 0))) Announce West Coast Dates! Invocations and Monoliths to Spread Across The Old Frontier
  • Ex Project Runway Models Runaway and Tour
  • Ex-Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci Frontman Euros Childs and Ex-Clean Lynchpin David Kilgour to Co-Headline U.S. Tour; If Unsuccessful, Will Change First and Last Names to “Destiny’s” and “Beckham” Respectively
  • Exclusive: Create Your Own Burning Star Core News Story!
  • Exclusive: Dinosaur Jr. Reuniting With David Lee Roth For Tour
  • Expect Sweat, Crack, and Maybe a Boner: Har Mar Superstar Announces Tour
  • Explosions in the Sky Confirm Huge Tour, Add Even More Acts (Animal Collective, Ghostface, Jens Lekman) to ATP 2008
  • Explosions in the Sky Explode in the Sky All Summer Long with Special Guests
  • F Yeah Fest Plans Benefit Show with Two Gallants and Trash Talk for the Family of Oscar Grant; You Should Really Go To This
  • Faith No More Announce U.S. Tour. FINALLY!
  • Faith No More Tour Europe in the Summer, Mike Patton Finally Gets Steady Work
  • Fall Festival Fans: Mark Your Calendars for Fun Fun Fun Fest in November!
  • Fall Tour For Unnamed Gay Matmos Fan
  • Fancy a Space Holiday with Her?
  • Fantômas to Tour Down Under. If They Come Back to You, They’re Yours. If They Don’t, They Never Were and Never Liked You Anyway.
  • Faust Tourdaten bring Sommerfreude!
  • Faust, Os Mutantes, Mission of Burma, and other non-old and decrepit bands to play Lexington’s Boomslang Fest
  • Feeling Stronger? Kanye Is.
  • Feist Goes on Tour of Canada, Takes Nothing But Pictures, Leaves Nothing But Footprints
  • Feist To Tour Europe, Girlfriends With Bad Skin and Big Noses To Turn Away in Unvoiced Insecurity When Their Indie Boyfriends Accidentally Whisper “I Love You, Leslie Feist” During Sex; And Oh, Hey, Regina George, Don’t You Be Trippin’ - Feist Taught Lindz LoLo Everything She Knows About Sex Appeal
  • Felice Brothers Tour, Repping the 845 Area Code Quite Nicely, IMHO
  • Fennesz Tours A Bunch Of Places You Don’t Live
  • Fergie’s Favorite Band, Pissed Jeans, To Tour
  • Fever Ray Actually Coming to the Continent of North America
  • Fiery Furnaces Across U.S. Deemed "Unsafe" by Officials
  • Fiery Furnaces Get to Tour While I Am Forced to Make a Living Reporting Their Tourdates, That’s Democracy for You!
  • Fiery Furnaces to Tour U.S., You to No Longer Need Coats, Mittens, Blankets, or Those Warming Inserts for Snow Boots or Gloves
  • Fiery Furnaces Tour UK In Search of Widow City, This Story Is Not About Franz Ferdinand
  • Figurines Are Not Action Figures Or Dolls; They Are A Band On Tour
  • Figurines are Touring! It’s Totally Time for a Music-Themed Re-Interpretation of Everyone’s Favorite Danish Folk Tale, "The Troll Turned Cat"
  • Final Fantasy to Tour Europe, Spend Recreational Time Fighting Countless Foes To Accumulate Experience Points and Level Up Until They Can Master the Ultima Spell
  • Final Fantasy Tour Walkthrough
  • Finally, I Have An Excuse To Write About How Much I Like Bonde Do Role: Bonde Do Role Tour
  • Firewater Tour Begins In About One Week, So Start Researching Who They Are Right Now
  • First a Digital Download Shop for Radiohead and Now a Rare Solo Set from Thom at the Latitude Festival??? More Like GRATITUDE FESTIVAL!!!!
  • Flaming Lips to Curate ATP NY 2009!!
  • Fleet Foxes Can’t Stop Touring, Or People Might Stop Talking About Them
  • Fleet Foxes to Keep Playing the Same Songs For a Little While Longer; Announce 2009 North American Tour Dates and Release “Mykonos” 7-inch Today
  • Flight of the Conchords Announce Tourdates, Suspiciously Play Two Shows a Night in Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and Berkeley
  • Folk Rock Back In Style: The Felice Brothers Announce Fall Tour
  • Foo Fighters to Keep On Being All “In Our Faces” by Touring in 2008, Dave Grohl to Solidify Reputation as Aging, Hippie Classic-Rockster by Raising Money to Plant Trees
  • Foot Village Pack Up Their Tough Actin’ Tanactin and Tour Europe
  • Foot Village’s "Friendship Nation" Tour Will Fudge You Up (It Will Also Fuck You Up)
  • For Just $3, You Can Get a Big Mac, Medium Fries, a Medium Soft Drink, Herpes, and a Sexy McLive Performance from Ne-Yo and Twista During McDonald’s First Live Tour (Oh, Did I Say Herpes? I Meant Apple Pie)
  • For The Buzzcocks Fan Who Has Everything... Well, Now You Don’t; Fancy Reissues and Entire Album Performances on the Way!
  • For the First Time in Ten Years, James Chance and the Contortions Will Flip Faces in NYC, Also Plan New Album
  • Foreign Bjorn, Er, Born Just Ain’t One Of Us Tour
  • Forgotten Chinese Zodiac, Year of The Dance Party, Continues To Reign Supreme As Hot Chip Announce September North American Tour; Tickets On Sale TODAY
  • Four Big Hands and Two Hearts Pumping Blood: John Darnielle & John Vanderslice Take On the World
  • Four Million Tongues Can’t Be Wrong; Charalambides, Alasdair Roberts, and Ruthann Friedman To Wave Their Freak (Folk) Flags at Festival
  • Franz Ferdinand Release Dub Remix LP, But They Also Announce North American Tour with Green Day. So, Wait. Does This News Make Them Hip and Credible or Money-Hungry and Disposable? You Decide.
  • Franz Ferdinand, Perhaps the Most Innovative Band of All-Time, Start Their North American Tour Today
  • Free Yr Radio Concert Series with No Age, White Williams, and Mudhoney, Funded by a Certain Automobile Company and a Certain Clothing Company
  • Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose. Free-folk’s just another word for nothing left to call Charalambides. Sad-Sack’s just another word for TMT’s most unimaginative writer.
  • FreeKY Fest Tomorrow with Apples in Stereo, Hair Police, and The Coup
  • Freenoise Fest Says "No" to CMJ
  • Frida Hyvönen Hopes That Major East Coast Cities Will Love Her New Album
  • Friends Of John: Tokyo Police Club and Vampire Weekend To Play a Benefit Concert For Ra Ra Riot’s Late Drummer
  • Frightened Rabbit To Tour The U.S., No Jokes Here Folks!
  • Frisco Freakout Lineup Announced — Anybody want some LSD? I just need a place to cook!
  • From Baltimore With Love: Upcoming Beach House Tour Brings Quiet Pretty Rock, Probably Not the SpongeBob Dance
  • From the Country That Brought You Hugh Jackman: Splendour In the Grass Festival 2008
  • Fuck Buttons Drag Their Drony Asses Across Europe and North America in Support of Their Upcoming Drony-Ass Record
  • Fuck Buttons Hit the Road with Mogwai, Vocal Mics Get Used for Cool, Spinny, Showboating Purposes Only
  • Fuck Diamonds: Take Your Lady To An Upcoming Richard Hawley Show
  • Fuck Yeah Fest Goes Parent-Friendly, Renames Itself “FYF Fest,” Announces Lineup, Saves State Parks
  • Fucked Up Announce Tourdates; Annapocalypse Recalls Two Unrelated Fucked Up Non-Sequiturs
  • Fucked Up Celebrate New Album By Playing Free 12-Hour Show in New York City
  • Fucked Up Goes on Short Tour, Opts for More Canada Dates
  • Fucked Up Sign to Matador, Prep Album for October Release, Tour Canada and Beyond
  • Full of Tears, Longing, and Billie Holiday, Antony and The Johnsons Expand Tour
  • Fun Fun Fun Fest Reunites The Dead Milkmen! Also Flipper, Deerhoof, The National, Bad Brains, Kool Keith — Austin Continues Sinister Plan To Have A Good Time, All the Time
  • Future of the Left Return to North America to Rock You Like a Hurricane or Possibly Something Even Louder and Scarier
  • Futureheads Fall Tour Update
  • Gang Gang Dance and Ariel Pink Tour and Release DVDs
  • Gang Gang Dance Announce Summer Dates, Repress God’s Money on Vinyl; You Take the Bait, Of Course
  • Gener and Deaner Add 2008 Dates to Ween’s Tour Behind The Band’s Newest manifesto of Weird, La Cucaracha
  • George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars to go to Chico State and reenact that scene from PCU when The Pit throws that house party and George Clinton shows up and plays that huge concert for all the drunk college co-eds, making the world right again.
  • Georgie James To Begin Tour Tomorrow (If Today Is April 4, 2008 And The World Doesn’t Unexpectedly Blow Up Before Then)
  • Get Him Eat Him: Go Him See Him
  • Ghost Make Their Way Out of Secret Ancient Temples Long Enough To Tour the U.S.
  • Ghostface Killah Announces Tour in Support of Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City; Yes, the Full Title Is Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
  • Giddyup! Sons and Daughters Release New Album, Tour America
  • Gimme My WAND Before I Get All Merlin On Your Ass! James Toth Tour Starts Tonight
  • Girl Talk Tours; He’s Also in a Microsoft Commercial — Odd, I Always Pegged Him as a Mac Man
  • Girls to Tour Again, Will Hopefully Reenact Scenes from "Lust for Life" Video
  • Give the Gift of Music You Can All Agree On; Go See Meg Baird
  • Glasgow + Brooklyn = Camera Obscura & The Essex Green Ride in Tandem This Winter
  • Glastonbury Lineup Leak Blamed on Printer, Full Lineup Revealed Today
  • Glastonbury Offers Answers of the Holy Grail in the Form of Music Festival; Lineup Finalized, Children’s Crusade to Follow
  • Glitter and Doom Await Tom Waits’ No-Coast Fans
  • Gnarls Barkley Hook Up With Red Hot Chili Peppers For Red Hot Tour; Prognosis: HOT!!!
  • Goblin Cock Tour; Plan New Album; Cover The Osmonds, Monkees; Basically Have a Really Good Time in the Company of Friends or Even Just a Quiet Night at Home
  • Goddamn, You Fake-Japanese Tourmates! Weezer to Play with Tokyo Police Club... Who Are Actually Canadian
  • Goldfrapp Gets Busy This Fall
  • Good Morrow, Fair Titus Andronicus, And Forth To Signing With XL And Touring!
  • Good News For Fans of Electro-Orchestral Indie-Funk Tribal-Techno Space-Pop Collectives: Architecture In Helsinki Tour North America
  • Goodbye Crippling Boredom, Hello Raveonettes Tour!
  • Goodbye Winter, Hello Bonde do Role Tour!
  • Gossip Cancel Their Fall Tour Because a Live Album Is More Important
  • Gossip Tour, Tell All
  • Grab Your Glowsticks, The Crystal Method Are Going On Tour This Spring
  • Grand Archives Tour, Annapocalypse Gets Older
  • Grant Hart Is Coming to Your Town to Sing to You Personally! Well, Not Personally, But He’ll Be Singing!
  • Gravy Train!!!! Dishes Out All The Sweet Stuff: A delicious treat featuring roller disco workouts, Lenny Kravitz references, sex, food, ’90s pop culture, frat parties; I still don’t know how many exclamation points go at the end their name...
  • Grizzly Bear and Beach House: Benzodiazepines Tour 2K9
  • Grizzly Bear Announce New LP Date and Tour, No Longer Mysterious
  • Grizzly Bear Consider 2007 Tour: Names Bearbacking ’Cross America? Grinnin’ And Bearin’ It? The Grizzling?
  • Grizzly Bear Open for Paul Simon in Brooklyn... and I Think I Just Ran Out of Irony
  • Grizzly Bear To Go On Grizzly Tour, Timothy Treadwell To Oversee Security
  • Grizzly Bear, My Second Favorite "Bear" Artist, Are Set To Embark on A Three-Month Tour
  • Grooms Embark On Fall Tour In Celebration Of Positive Tiny Mix Tapes Review
  • Growing to Scare Hot Chip Fans This Fall
  • Guitarspotting: Guitar Junkies Get Their Fix at the U.S. Premiere of Rhys Chatham’s "Les 100 guitares"
  • Guys, I’ve Got THE Sweetest Thing To Tell You! Remember However Long Ago, When Those Blogs Were Putting Up Special Christmas-Themed Sufj- What? Who Told You? Damnit. Well, Guess We’re Done Here. See You Tomorrow.
  • GZA to Release New LP, Recaptures Title of Genius
  • Hair Police Cancel Tour Due to Car Accident
  • Hair Police To Tour, Release New Album, Arrest The Balding
  • Half Japanese Make Rare Live Appearances at SXSW!
  • Harold Pinter Presents TMT News, Part 6: Blood Brothers Release New Album, Tour
  • Harry Potter Has Huge Clientele, If You Know What I Mean
  • Hawks And Hacksaws Set Aside Decades-Long Rivalry, Collaborate For "Winter Animorphs Tour 2007"
  • He’s Making A List and Checking It Twice; Low Begins Tour After Receiving Coal For Christmas
  • Headlights, Your Mission — If You Choose To Accept It — Is To Schedule A Tour Without Playing Your Home State Of Illinois. Do You Accept?
  • HEALTH Announce New Fall Tour, Maintain Tough Guy Noise-Rock Status by Touring with The Crips
  • HEALTH Head Out On the Road, Barely Leave Home State of California, But They Still Have Roads There — I Checked
  • HEALTH to Sweep Across U.S. on Fall Tour; U.S. Acts Out in Defiance and Remains Morbidly Obese
  • HEALTH to tour //NOISE//DISCO//FASHION; You to get sick //SNEEZE//VOMIT//SHIT YOURSELF
  • HEALTH Tours; LA-Area Hoodie Retailers See Sales Decline Overnight
  • Heckle Bradford Cox — I Dare You; Deerhunter Spend Summer Touring
  • Hell Ys! Joanna Newsom Tours
  • Hellig Lort! Slottsfjell Festival to Take Place in Two Days!
  • Help Kids with Cancer AND Watch Some Cool Music: Pablove Benefit Show with Band of Horses, Tom Morello, BRMC, and More
  • Help Mono Fight the Likes of The Apples in Stereo, Stereo Total, The Stereophonics, Stereolab, er, the Duophonic label... The Quadrajets Too, I Guess
  • Henry Rollins Announces Tour, But Only The Confirmed Cities (Kidding)
  • Hercules And Love Affair Announce Tourdates; Zeus And The Romantic Rendezvous Place 3rd In The Hoboken Battle Of The Bands
  • Hercules and Love Affair Tour Every Single Country in Europe Besides Estonia, Release Album in the U.S. Today
  • Herman Dune Have Already Played Their Canadian Dates; America To See You Soon
  • Hey Aussies, Kiwis, Japanese — Look at These Arcade Fire Dates
  • Hey Guys, Please Pay Attention.. Yeah, Over Here... C’mon, Look At Me... Oh, Humanity — Does Anyone Care About Marissa Nadler Yet?!
  • Hey! It’s another story about a new wave-y post-punk kinda band reuniting! And this time it’s Ultravox!
  • HEY! SHOUD OUT LOUDS ARE GOING ON TOUR!
  • Hey, Look Over There, It’s A Tactical Misdirection — Architecture In Helsinki World Tour 2007!!!!!!!!!
  • Hi! Welcome to the Ecstatic Sunshine news story! Onward!
  • High On Fire Enjoy Going on Such Long Tours That I Now Have Carpal Tunnel From Typing Out All The Dates
  • High Places Tour to Explore Places of Varying Altitudes
  • Hold Onto Your Reverb, Crystal Stilts Are Going on Tour
  • Hold Steady Add Three Winter Dates with Counting Crows, Every Music Site Forced to Write a Whole New Story About It Even Though Their Fall Tour Was Recently Reported
  • Hold Steady Tour for Boys and Girls in Ireland, Scotland, France, the Netherlands, England, etc., and Oh Yeah, America
  • Hold the Fone! Califone and Iron and Wine Take One More Step Toward Becoming One Giant Band By Touring Together... Again
  • Hold Your Tongue and Say "The Apples in Stereo Tour"
  • Holy Fuck Fudge On Tour [ed. Let’s At Least Keep The Headline Clean...]
  • Holy Fuck to Watch Their Language, Tour with Super Furry Animals and A Place To Bury Strangers
  • Holy Fuck! Crocodiles Tour!
  • Holy Gefilte Fish! Yo La Tengo Schedule Another Series of Hanukkah Shows This December
  • Holy Money, Holy Love: Holy $#!T! Michael Gira Working on Swans/Angels of Light Hybrid, Debuts New Material in NY with James Jackson Toth (Who Is Set to Embark on His Own Tour)
  • Hot Chip Tour; Jock Bands Get Ready To Shout NEEEERRRRRRDS From The Back Of The Room
  • Hot Damn! Spain’s Primavera Festival Gets Even More Awesome with New Lineup Additions
  • hot hot heat sucks!!!! rapture does too
  • Hot Water Music Are Post-Hardcore; My Journalism Is Super Post-New Journalism — Dr. Gonzo, Tom Wolfe, Norman Mailer Can Kiss My Ass
  • How Do You Call Your Lover Boy? Me? I Yell, "NEW YORK DOLLS TOURDATES!"
  • How Does Radiohead Make Love to Millions of People in Mexico and South America? They Use the Vorsprung Durch Technic, of course! Kraftwerk to Play Shows with Radiohead
  • How Los Campesinos! Are Like Linux. A Short Essay with Bullet Points.
  • How One Combines Blood, Tofurkey, and Jens Lekman Into A Single Article About an Expanded Tour
  • How To Be A Successful TMT News Reporter: Step One — Dig Through Jim James’ Trash To Retrieve New My Morning Jacket Tourdates
  • How to Make Extra Golden’s Upcoming Tour That Much More Delicious
  • How to Synthesize LSD in Your Bathtub; Galactic Zoo Dossier #7 Hits Streets; Limited Availability; Try Good (Independent) Record Stores!
  • How-To: Rent a Beach House, Dine at a Beach House, Own a Beach House, and See Beach House Live
  • Howlin Rain To Tour with The Black Crowes; Audience to Be Made Up Exclusively of Those Who Woke Up This Mornin’
  • HRSTA Are Going on Tour, But Does My Friend Know Who They Are?
  • Human Highway Announce Tourdates, Discover That Nick Thorburn Suffers From Dystychiphobia
  • I accompanied Percival upstairs. He was clearly despondent. But when I pleaded that I could change my ways and that I would cease giving the empty promises he had rightfully come to expect from me, he could not help but ask, again and again, "Will you ever come up with a clever title for one of your news stories? Truly?" As the pall of gloom enveloped us, we knew the real answer. The Clientele to tour North America in support of their new album God Save The Clientele.
  • I Am A Broken And Joyless Writer Subject To The Whims And Fancies Of A Pitiless Editor; I Blame Feist And Her Heartless Booking Agent
  • I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Release an EP
  • I AM THE AVALANCHE Admit to Mass Poultry Slaughter, Tour without The Stills
  • I Bet It Would Be a Really Funny Joke to Walk into the Living Room with a Backpack and Hiking Boots on and Tell Your Friends That You’re Going to See ‘Wilderness’ While Making a Really Grand Swooping Gesture with Your Right Arm Like You Mean to Take in All of Nature, Then You Get in Your Car and Drive to One of the Upcoming Wilderness Shows
  • I Felt ’he Spirit Movun’ Withun Me, True Me Lim’s an’ den it Struck Me in the ’ead Ou’ a Nowher: K Records and Old Time Relijun Revival!
  • I Had Sex with Nada Surf Before the Tour
  • I Had to Tell You About the New Roky Erickson Documentary and Tour
  • I Have The Yo La Tengo Tour News, Dry Bilingual Punnery
  • I Heard That Wilco Is Playing More Fall West Coast Dates!!! Oh My Gosh!!! I Am So Totally Psyched! I Love Jeff Tweedy!! Sky Blue Sky, WOO!!! I Just... Oh, Wait... Nevermind, It’s Just Billy Bragg :(
  • I Heard That You and Your Band Have Sold Your Guitars and Bought Turntables, MSTRKRFT Is A Stupid Name, Tour
  • I Know Literally Nothing About Exploding Star Orchestra But: They Are Touring And The Two Songs On Their MySpace Are Excellent
  • I Miss Wolf Parade, But Whatevs. New Sunset Rubdown Tour and Album This Fall. Woo...
  • I Smell Winter....and It’s Very Similar to Dirty Diapers Mixed with Pickle Brine; Bon Iver Back With EP and Tourdates
  • I Think the Smashing Pumpkins Should Open for Explosions in the Sky in October
  • I was just about to jump off the roof of this tall building due to the high stress and meaningless nature of my rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle, but then I heard Vampire Weekend are touring.
  • I’ll Take a Double Shot of a Mekons Tour, On The Rocks
  • I’m Cansei De Ser Motivated to Come Up With a Good Title For This CSS Tour Story
  • I’m In Love With a Girl From Sackville, New Brunswick; Julie Doiron Tours With Calvin Johnson
  • I. Pit er Pat "Scooter" Libby Found Guilty in CIA Leak Case, Tours
  • Icy Demons to Excorcise Themselves On U.S. Summer Tour, Regan MacNeil, Emily Rose Relieved
  • Icy Demons to Tour North America With of Montreal and Yeasayer, Temperatures in North America to Correspondingly Plummet; Coincidence??
  • Idea for Fable: “The MC and the Shoe.” Aesop Rock Tours, Releases Adidas Design. Moral: "Slow and Steady Wins the Ankle Brace."
  • If You DJ, They Will Come: Stones Throw Throws a Spring DJ Tour
  • If You’re Thinking of Being An Akron/Family Groupie, Here Are Some Awesome, Somewhat Famous Places You Should Check Out Throughout Their Tour
  • Imaad Wasif With Two Part Beast Might Like Firefox 3 If They Give It a Try; Direct Links to Firefox 3 In the Story
  • In A Misguided Attempt to Improve Public Image, Amtrak Chooses An Albatross As the Inagural Riders of the New “Tour Train” Service
  • In America: Asobi Seksu globalize, tour this fall; In Japan: Playful Sex (Blurred Genitalia Galore!)
  • In an Interstellar Oberst, Conor and The Mystic Valley Band Are Back to Play a Few More Shows
  • In Honor Of Oxford Collapse’s Tour, TMT Presents A Guide To The Word “Oxford”
  • In Retrospect, Summer Hymns Did the Right Thing by Pardoning Nixon
  • Indian Jewelry Want to Give You a $500 Macy’s Gift Certificate!
  • International Noise Conference Sets Down in Spokane this Weekend
  • Interpol Extend Tour with 2008 Dates, More Great Mysteries Unraveled After These Messages
  • Iowa’s Mission Creek Festival Lineup Announced!
  • Iron & Wine Shaves Beard, Immediately Grows Back In Time For Tour And... The End of the World! Details Below
  • Is it too early to start thinking about November? Not if the Brainwaves Festival has anything to say about it!
  • Is Something Burning? No, But Citay’s on Fire
  • Is That Your Dangling Modifier, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Talibam! Set to Tour, Release Many Things
  • Isis Probably To Tour Or Something, I Wasn’t Really Paying Attention
  • Islands Open for The Psychedelic Furs; Nick Thorburn Is Secretly Thrilled Because “Pretty in Pink” Is His Favorite Karaoke Song
  • Islands Tour, Demand Apology from Queen of Canada
  • It Ain’t Over ’Til Chin Up Chin Up Play Final Show Friday; Jeremy Bolen Talks to Tiny Mix Tapes!
  • It All Adds Up Eventually: Throbbing Gristle to Play First U.S. Shows in Ten…Times Seven… Teen… Carry the Four… TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS!
  • It’s a Mitzvah! Yo La Tengo to Celebrate the Festival of Lights in Grand Style
  • It’s Never to Early to Release the Bats! Shellac, Pissed Jeans, and More at Yet Another ATP-Sponsored Event
  • Jack White Is Not Quite Perfect; The White Stripes Reschedule Dates, Still Rule The World
  • Jack’s Mannequin, The Fray, Pepper, Oh My! Mile High Festival Delivers The Worst Lineup of The Summer Season
  • Jaguar Love (Featuring Ex-Pretty Girls Make Graves/Blood Brothers Members) to Release Debut Album, Tour This Crazy World
  • Jaguar Love Announce North American Tour with Japanese Band Polysics — Polysics Announce One Bad Idea After Another and Probably Make Jaguar Love Regret Associating Themselves with Such a Clueless Group of Musicians
  • James Jackson Toth Buries His Wand, Readies New LP, Tours with Indefinite Royalty
  • Jamie Lidell to Tour, Me to (Potentially) Go See Jamie Lidell in D.C. this June and Throw Frilly Panties Onstage, Me to Stop Procrastinating Writing TMT News Stories and Finding My Way Out of Trouble By Making Absurdist Frilly Panty References, That Being Said, Me to Actually Have Gone to Victoria’s Secret Yesterday to Take Advantage of Their 5 for $25 Deal Promoting Their PINK Product Line, Which I Consider Playful, Comfortable, and Reasonably Priced
  • Jana Hunter Scours Eastern States To Find Out, Once And For All, Who Has Her Money
  • Japandroids Schedule Fall Tour! Everyone Is Shouting All The Time! Aaaaaahhhh!
  • Jason Anderson Tours With Harry And The Potters, Sharpens #2 Pencil For Harry Potter Quiz
  • Jason Collett Tours, Is Really, Honestly, Seriously, Making Worthwhile Commitments to Culture Without Broken Social Scene, Is Really, Honestly, Seriously Wearing His Heart On His Sleeve, One Fitted Blazer At a Time
  • Jason Collett Tours, Tries To Prove He’s Not The Most Unknown Of The Broken Social Scene Collective
  • Jason Molina Tours World, Inspires Frank Miller to Write Fan Fiction
  • Jay Reatard (ex-Reatards, Lost Sounds, Bad Times, Final Solutions, Terror Visions, Destruction Unit, Nervous Patterns, current Evil Army) Gets Off His Lazy Ass and Tours
  • Jay Reatard Ain’t Got No Band No More
  • Jay Reatard Headlines In Chicago, Tours In Australia, Comes Back For SXSW, Opens For The Black Keys, Releases Six 7"s On Matador, Plans Reissues, And Will Still Die One Day
  • Jay Reatard On Tour And in Effect
  • Jay Reatard Set Out to Pulsate 50,000 Taints This Fall
  • Jeff Mangum Might Make Appearances on the E6 Holiday Surprise Tour, As If It Weren’t Already Full of Surprises! Oh, You Guys!
  • Jeff Mangum Performs Three Songs at New York’s E6 Holiday Surprise Gig
  • Jeffrey Lewis Tours with Akron/Family, Resists Adoption Attempts
  • Jeffrey Lewis Tours, Pens Follow-up To Fan-Favorite Song, “Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror”
  • Jeffrey Lewis Tours, There’s Not Much More My Computer Will Let Me Write Without Resorting to Subterfuge
  • Jello Biafra Turns 50, Plans Awesome Birthday Shows, Has New Band, Still Hangs Out With The Melvins, Pretty Much Forces Two Generations of Cynical Punks to Grudgingly Admit He’s Still Cool
  • Jenny Lewis Announces Tourdates, Needs To Pick Some New Openers
  • Jens Lekman Goes on Tour to Promote Anti-Shyness Campaign
  • Jens Lekman to Tour West Coast, Most Likely to Swoon, Croon, and Force Women into Pre-Marital Cahoots
  • Jens Lekman to Tour, Rocky Dennis Not to Tour, or: In 30 Years, I Will Wear Jumpers and Comfortable Shoes after Going to See Movies Featuring Diane Keaton
  • Jens Lekman Writes Christmas/Yule List, Plans 2008 European Tour
  • Jesus Tour. Shit. No. Wait. Jesus Tour. NO! God. I Mean, Jesus. SHIT! JESU TOUR!!!!!!!!
  • Jim Carrey to Star as Peanut Butter Wolf in the New Film “The Number 7”
  • Jimmy Page’s Finger Postpones An English Rock Band’s Reunion Concert... Awww, Awww, You Gonna Cry?? Little Baby Gonna Cry??
  • Joanna Newsom Tours Australia
  • Job Opening: Björk’s Muse For Upcoming North American Tour
  • Joe Lally (Fugazi bassist) and Capillary Action Tour Van Broken Into
  • Joe Lally Embarks On Solo Tour, Fugazi Continues On With Frustrating Hiatus
  • John Lydon Discusses Public Image Limited Tour, New Material, and the Delicious Taste of 100% British Butter
  • John Parish and PJ Harvey Make Beautiful Music Together Again
  • John Vanderslice to Open for Stephen Malkmus on Tour, But More Importantly, I Did Not Go to Work Today
  • John Vanderslice Tours in Support of Emerald City, Visits the Motherland
  • John Vanderslice Tours, Heidi Vanderslice Camps Out In Front Of NYC’s Mercury Lounge à la {Rock’n’Roll High School}
  • John Wiese to Tour; I Don’t Care Because I Just Don’t “Get” that “Noise” “Stuff”
  • Jolie Holland Kicks Off Fall Tour, Still Probably Gets Pissed When Mistaken for Neko Case
  • Jonathan Davis Ordered by God to Ressurect Superdrag, Also Commanded to Spit-up All of Those Feelings He Sucked Out Without Asking 10 Years Ago
  • Jonny Greenwood Premieres “Classical” Piece in San Francisco Next Month, Everyone in the World Feels Unproductive by Comparison
  • Josh Freese (NIN, Devo, The Vandals, GN’R) Shits All Over Variable-Pricing Model, Offers Dinner at PF Chang’s or Cheesecake Factory, Shrooms, and Mini Golf
  • Juana Molina and Feist Tour Together Like Two Peas in an I-Pod
  • Juana Molina To Tour U.S. for the First Time; No Joke In This Headline
  • Julie Doiron Wonders What You Did With Your Day, Then Tours
  • Just like Sho Kosugi in Nine Deaths of the Ninja, Bill Callahan... He Change Color!... Like the Chameleon!
  • Just When I Thought William Elliott Whitmore Wasn’t Going on Tour, William Elliott Whitmore Announces He’s Going on Tour
  • Justice Tours Solely on Acronyms; I Shamelessly Beg for an Interview
  • K Records Announce Sleepover at Helsing Junction; Don’t Forget Your Smurfs Pajamas With the Cute Footsies Or Your "My Buddy"
  • Kaiser Chiefs Cancel Fall Tour? Yeah I Know, The News Feed Has Been a Real Snoozer Lately
  • Kangaroos, Koalas, Oh My! Australians Cut Copy and The Presets Join Forces For Fall Tour
  • Kemialliset Ystävät to Tour UK, Sells Umlauts to Artists with Boring Names
  • Kevin Drumm and Prurient Go Searching For a One-Armed Man in England, Decide to Play Shows While There
  • Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine to Curate ATP X-Mas Fest, Still Accepting Praise for Loveless
  • Kevin Shields, Foot Village, and Friends Forever Are CRAZY
  • King Khan and The Shrines Expand Tour into the Ever-Expanding Universe
  • King Sunny Adé Touring North America. What? That Doesn’t Sound Like White, Uptight Indie Rock To Me!
  • Kinsella Family Update
  • Kinski Tours Japan with Acid Mothers Temple Out of Lust, Not Love
  • Konono N°1 To Tour The U.S. Again, Non-Western Music Fans Rejoice!
  • Kool Keith Tours, Makes Lingerie Company, Makes Porno Company, Makes Track with Tom Waits, Makes You Listen When He Urinates
  • Kraftwerk Tour a Little, Play Coachella, Heroically Distract Us From Our Monumental Disappointment in Eliot Spitzer
  • Krist Novoselic WUSSES OUT, Flipper Cancels Tour
  • Kurt Vile Goes on Tour, Forms Indie Rock Legion of Doom
  • Kyp Malone of TV on the Radio To Set Out On North American Tour
  • LA Beach Punks Abe Vigoda Go On Tour With Seattle’s Talbot Tagora, But Wouldn’t It Be Cool if It Were Actor Abe Vigoda Going On Tour With His 1982 Talbot Tagora?
  • La Otracina to Embark on Tour Today; Southeastern United States in Immediate Danger of Psychic Flooding; Experts Fear Many Minds Will be Blown
  • Ladyhawk and Tapes ’n Tapes Present: The Knuckleball of Commercialism Tour with Derek Jeter
  • Ladyhawk Tour, Hawk Merch to Ladies
  • Lambchop Tour, And I Finally Discover That Lamb Chop, The Puppet is Spelled Differently than Lambchop, The Band
  • Large-Scale Cultural Event to Abound with Didgeridoos, Marsupials, and Traveling Indie Rockers; 2008 Sydney Festival
  • Late In Breaking News: Robert Pollard New Band Boston Spaceships Set To Release Record, Worry About Being Placed Next To Boston In Record Racks
  • Late that night, a stranger rolled into town. It was legendary punk band X on their 31st Anniversary tour!!
  • Latest Jagjaguwar Signing Dinosaur Jr. Embark on Spring Tour, Give You Free Stuff
  • Laura Veirs Tours With The Decemberists, and I’m Uneasy About Making a Joke Because Her Music Is Just So Damn Innocent
  • Lauryn Hill Cancels European Tour, Is Crazy
  • Lauryn Hill Comes Out of the Closet to Play Two West Coast Shows
  • LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy plans DJ tour to showcase vintage disco; LSD Soundsystem to make people freak out and think they’re tasting music
  • Le Loup Tours WITHOUT Bodies of Water Bodies of Water Tour with Le Loup in 960,375-Part Vocal Harmony
  • Lee Ranaldo Injured; Sonic Youth Cancel Dates; Stephen Malkmus and Nels Cline Wait at Home by Their Telephones Anyway, Just in Case
  • Legendary Free Jazz Label ESP-Disk’ Turns 45, Throws Party, Buys a Motorcycle
  • Legendary Krautrock Pioneers Faust Get Twitter, Let Everyone Know "Faust Entdecken U.S.A. und Kanada Tour Termine" (Translation: Holy Shit! Faust Is Coming to the U.S. of A. and Canada!)
  • Legendary L.A. Rockers X Wanna Spend AT LEAST One Night with You
  • Lemuria Touring with The Queers, Bomb the Music Industry; What the Hell Kind Of a Band Name is Bomb the Music Industry
  • Leonard Cohen Is On Tour, Yes, But The Important Thing Here Is That You Recognize How Much Allen Ginsberg I’ve Been Reading And That I’m Currently Bumming Around New York
  • Leonard Cohen Will Perform in America for the First Time in 15 Years
  • Les Georges Leningrad Tour; I Have Taken Two Months Of French And You Will Now Bear With Me
  • Let’s Write A News Story: Marah — Which Sounds A Lot Like Mirah — Is Touring; Hey What Is Mirah Up To?
  • Liars Opening for Radiohead in May, Underworld Maybe Later — Stabbing Westward If We’re Lucky?
  • Liars To Tour With Interpol; Interpol Surround Themselves With Liars
  • Liars Tour, Pet Boa Constrictors, Japanese/English Translators
  • Liberty Spikes, Power Chords, Studded Belts, Oh My! Hey Chicagoans, Riot Fest Is Here with Screeching Weasel, NOFX, and The Dead Milkmen
  • Lif-Edan ’08! Rapper Mr. Lif Teams With All-Star Underground Producers for Politically Charged, Sporadically Released "Album"
  • Lightning Bolt Add Japanese Tourdates and ONE U.S. date, Presumably Just to Make My Last Story Obsolete, Waste My Jokes, Rub America’s Nose in It
  • Lightning Bolt Decide To, Uh, "Ride The Lightning" Even Longer By Adding UK Dates
  • Lightning Bolt Tour the World, But Inevitably Discover What They Were Searching For Was Right There Sitting Next To Them Jerking Off
  • Like a Hard-Livin’, Homicide-Obsessed Phoenix, Murder City Devils Return for a String of Totally Rockin’ Tourdates
  • Like a Rhinestone Cowboy, Castanets Are Riding Out on a Tour Through The West Coast
  • Like Bon Jovi and The Boss Before Them, Screaming Females Get the Fuck Out of Jersey and Hit the Road on Their First Headlining Tour
  • Lil’ Wayne Tours With Elephant Six Member on Bass; This Probably Means Nothing to Lil’ Wayne
  • Lineup Announced For Summer Camp Festival; Don’t Forget To Join The Flaming Lips and Girl Talk In The Mess Hall At Noon For Arts And Crafts!
  • Lisa Set to Germano All Over America This Fall
  • Little Joy to Tour? Fab!
  • Live Wilco DVD to Precede New Album, Proceeds to Benefit Tweedy Family College Fund
  • Live! Tonight! Not Sold Out! No Age and Foot Village Members Create New Band, Cockpit, From Ashes of No Age Cover Band
  • Liz Phair Adds More Exile in Guyville Dates (to the Tune of “Scarborough Fair”)
  • Liz Phair Confirms Exile in Guyville Tourdates For San Francisco and Chicago
  • Liz Phair to Perform Exile In Guyville In Its Entirety
  • Look The Fuck Out: Mike Patton and The Melvins Are Curating ATP’s Nightmare Before Christmas 2008!
  • Los Campesinos Says: You! Me! Touring!
  • Los Campesinos! Announce New Album; That Sensation You’re Experiencing Right Now Is Called “Déjà vu”
  • Los Campesinos! Bring their New Album’s Fatalistic Glee to the Road! Oh, Man!
  • Lou Reed Announces Tourdates, Loves MySpace
  • Love of Diagrams to Tour; Love Triangle Between Dawson, Joey, and Pacey Remembered Fondly
  • Low Comes to A Land Down Under, Where Women Glow and Men Plunder
  • Low to Quietly Cut Emissions on Upcoming European Tour
  • Low Write Music for Upcoming Dance Piece, Switch Up Their Usual M.O. of Writing Songs for People Who Smoke a Lot of Pot and Sit Around a Lot or Are Really Depressed and Sit Around a Lot
  • Lykke Li Set to Tour North America; Swedish Crayfish Industry Hoping to Benefit from Tangential Effects of Upcoming "Swedish Invasion"
  • Lykke Li Tacks on North America To Her European Tour
  • Lyrics Born Illness To Strike The U.S. This Fall
  • M. Ward Goes on Tour, Leaves the “att” at home
  • M. Ward Holds Out on Us, Announces Additional Hold Time Tourdates, Holds Court on Letterman Tonight, Holds the Whole World in His Hands
  • M. Ward Plans Hold Time Tour... in Real-Time
  • M. Ward Raves On for a Cross-Country Tour
  • M. Ward Tours, Sort Of Rhymes
  • M.I.A. Cancels Tour Onstage Last Friday, Confirms Cancellation This Week
  • M.I.A. Tours With The Cool Kids For The Cool Kids; Even Cooler Kids Skip These Shows Because The Venues Are Big and Like, Not Cool
  • M83 To Open For The Killers; No, Seriously!
  • Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf, and More at Hella International 2008 — No Shirt, No Shoes, No Charge, No Badge Required
  • Madvillain Ascends from the Murky Depths to Make Rare Live Appearance at We The People Festival
  • MAGIK MARKERS ARE YOUR YOUTH MINISTER
  • Magik Markers Tour, But Not Where It Counts =[
  • Magnetic Fields to Embark on Second U.S. Tour of 2008 in October
  • Mahjongg Tour Europe, Requiring Skill, Strategy, Calculation, and a Certain Degree of Chance
  • Make a Jazz Noise Here: Sonic Youth Announce Shows with Wooden Wand and V∞redoms
  • Make a Wish. Was It for Richard Villalobos to Make a Rare North American Appearance? Because It Has Come True! Oh, It Was for McDonald’s to Issue a Limited-Edition “Mac Tonight” Bobblehead? You Douchebag!
  • Malkmus and the Jicks Whore Their Balls Too
  • Mammatus Obviously Care About the West Coast, But What About the East Coast? Or Middle America? Our Next President Needs to Care About All of America, Not Just the West Coast
  • Man Man Stay Up Way Past Their Bedtime, Tour
  • Man Man to Tour, Every Word In This Article To Be Written Twice, You To Deal With It
  • Man Man Tour Begins in Athens and Ends in Richmond, Prospect of Having Sex with Groupies Remains Strong Throughout
  • Man Man Tour, No Girls Allowed
  • Mando Diao Come to America to Release LP, Play Shows, and Love
  • Mango Starr’s Tour Roundup: Deerhunter (again), Fruit Bats/Sera Cahoone, Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings, Passion Pit
  • Mango Starr’s Tour Roundup: Deerhunter, Emeralds/Pain Jerk, Max Tundra
  • Mango Starr’s Tour Roundup: Mahjongg, Don Caballero, Extra Life
  • Mango Starr’s Tour Roundup: The Helio Sequence, The Handsome Furs, P.O.S.
  • Marco Polo? What Was That You Said? Oh. Eloe Omoe.
  • Maria Taylor Announces New LP and Tour, Actually Looks Good in Converse and a Dress
  • Maria Taylor Announces Tourdates, Soccer Moms Everywhere Rejoice
  • Mario Speedwagon’s Under The Radar News Round Up: Starlight Mints To Release New Album, Double Dagger To Tour, John Vanderslice Also Heads Out On Tour, REM Reissue Reckoning
  • Marissa Nadler and Alela Diane Tour, Too Mindblowingly Awesome to Inspire Even the Smallest Amount of Headline Humor
  • Maritime Tours, Many People Check Blogs To See If It Is Okay To Be Excited
  • Maritime Went: (1) On Tour Yesterday; (2) Back To Being Slept-On
  • Marnie Stern Adds More Dates with Gang Gang Dance, Spins
  • Marnie Stern Announces Spring Tour, But Will She Bring Her Guitar or the Kissing Booth?
  • Massive Infection: 20 Cities to Contract Menomena
  • Mates of State Combat Failing Economy By Touring Non-Stop
  • Matt and Kim Announce Tourdates, Dress Up As Barack and Michelle Obama For Halloween
  • Matt Groening to Curate ATP Festival Again, Still Looks Like One of Those Weird Old Guys You See at Shows
  • Max Tundra Tours with Hot Chip, And Boy Do I Love Max Tundra (In Unrelated News, Broken Social Scene Are Not Releasing a New Album Anytime Soon)
  • McDonald’s Adds Shellac’s New LP and Euro Tour to Dollar Menu
  • McPhun, Phun, Phun in the Sun! Ruby Suns Venture to North America for a Dodo of a Tour
  • Meg Baird of Espers Is Doing A Solo Tour for the Soul (Don’t You Like It When TMT Headlines & Stories Have Less Sarcasm And More Introspective Thought?)
  • Melt-Banana Cooking Instructions, New Album, Altered Tour in Support of TOOL
  • Melt-Banana to Release New Album, CO2s
  • Menomena Announce European Tour, Learn How To Say Their Band Name In Different Languages
  • Menomena Phenomena! Third Time’s the Charm, As Barsuk’s Intrepid Troubadors Hog All of Earth’s Highways, Muscling and Flowing Their Way Across the Globe... Again
  • Menomena Signs to Barsuk like Fucking Three Weeks Ago
  • Merge Announces "XX MERGE," a Five-Day Music Festival
  • Merzbow and Others Confirmed for No Fun Fest 2007
  • Method Man and Redman Head Out on Tour, Plan New Album, Frolic in Field While Holding Hands and Smoking Blunts
  • Method Man Sets Up Camp in Canada; Remember Canada? Hey, Scout Leader Kyle, the drinking age is only 18 in Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec! You, me, road trip!
  • Metric Announce Summer Tourdates; I’m Still Waiting On That Alabama Reunion
  • Metric Announces United States Tour Dates to Test New Material, So Many Memoriezzzzzz, Wooo...
  • MGMT to TR Probably While WRNG CPS and Being IRNC
  • Micah P. Hinson Ate My Hamster, Releases New LP, Tours
  • Michael Jackson’s 50-date Tour Rips off Fans via Secondary Market, Proves Charles Darwin Wrong
  • Midwest Punk Rock Ethos Swarms Through Your Area with The Lawrence Arms (Ostensibly To Cause Mass Hysteria)
  • Mike Skinner Drops His Creative Trans, The Streets Eat Their Feet and Discreetly Stretch Street Date
  • Ministry Go on Tour to Say Goodbye; The Non-Informational Part of This Headline Isn’t A Joke
  • Minus The Bear Equal the Road
  • Mirah Mirah on the Wall, Who’s the Fairest of Them All?
  • Miss Kittin and the Hacker Tour: Now with Less Black-And-White Striped T-Shirts
  • Mm..Shows? "Super!" Mm..Shoes? "Super!" Mm..Reissue? "Super!" MF Doom Is A MF-ing Busy MF-er
  • MMW ISO Good Time, While Our Band (Times New Viking) Tours Europe and U.S. - NSA
  • Modest Mouse Announce Tour Dates; Isaac Brock Promises to Tone Down His Crazy Side This Summer, But Will Still Likely Knife You (or Himself) If Given the Chance
  • Modest Mouse Announce Tourdates with Mimicking Birds, According to a Press Release
  • Modest Mouse Head Out Empty-Headed for ’Long Drive,’ Back Tour Bus into Cop Car, Kill Cop, "Float On" Not So Cool Anymore, Is It?
  • Modest Mouse or Proud Hawk? New Release Pushed Back, Tour; No Longer Nice on Ice, Alright
  • Modest Mouse Release No One’s First, And You’re Next EP, Taps Grandaddy’s Fairchild to Play Guitar on Upcoming Tour
  • Mogwai Schedule Spring Tour, Make Up For Lost Time
  • Mogwai’s Martin Bulloch Hospitalized, Tour Canceled
  • MoHa! Is Going on Tour, BUT WHAT IS MICHELLE WEARING.
  • Monsters Of Folk Go On Tour, Donate To Charity; As It Turns Out, Man Is The Real Monster
  • Mope Off 2009: Frightened Rabbit Tours with Twilight Sad, We Were Promised Jetpacks
  • More More More: Kurt Vile Announces Big U.S. Fall Tour in Support of Matador Debut
  • More tours and more whoring myself out. Seriously, I have no shame. This entire article is dedicated to me getting an interview with Justice. I mean there is some information about the Mountain Goats, but I’m just honestly trying to get my editors’ attention.
  • Morrissey Fires Opening Act After Onstage Banter Involving "Good Head" and "Cunnilingus"
  • Morrissey to Tour For the Last Time in the “Foreseeable Future”; Robert Smith Cackles from Under a Bush
  • Morrissey Tours: The Greatest Gift of All!
  • Morrissey’s Coming to Collect Your Sacagaweas
  • Mos Def Almost Definitely Does Not Read Tiny Mix Tapes, So I Can Say Whatever I Want About Him and His Tourdates
  • Mott The Hoople Announce Two Anniversary Show Dates, Set Out To Prove To Kids That They’re More Than Just "That Band That Got Juno Soundtracked"
  • Mount Eerie Adds 61-Date Tour to Single Date in Idaho, Considers Combining Single Date and Tour into One Giant Mega-Sized Tour
  • Mount Eerie Cancels Remainder of Tour
  • Mount Eerie in the news everybody! Mount Eerie in the news!
  • Mount Eerie Sets Dates for Wind’s Poem Tour, No Date Yet Set for MISSOULA MONTANA!!! [CRASH]
  • Mount Eerie Tour TBA; Let’s Report It Anyway
  • Mount Eerie Tours, Unveils Even More Releases That Will Bring a Tear to the Eye of Even the Most Hardened Record Geek
  • Mountain Goats Add Tourdates with Bowerbirds (No, I Did Not Read This In Peter Hughes’ Livejournal)
  • Move Over John Mellencamp and Neil Young! Phosphorescent to Play Farm Aid; Also Announces Fall Tour
  • Move Over O.A.R. and Ben Folds: Jay-Z Preps College Tour
  • Mr P Looked Me Straight in the Eyes and Said Every TMTer Is Required to Write About Arcade Fire at Least Once. I Took My Clothes and Ran to Find Out Why Arcade Fire Added More Fall U.S. Tourdates.
  • Mr. Lif Tours, Wikipedia Continues to Kill Dreams, Steal Souls
  • MSTRKRFT Compile The Top 19 Places To Live/Party/Dance
  • Mudhoney Still Touring, Kurt Cobain Still Dead
  • múm Touch Hair, Draw Ghosts on Upcoming Tour
  • Múm Tour U.S., My Cat’s Insistence on Walking Over My Keyboard Makes Writing This Story Substantially More Difficult Than It Should Be
  • Murs Makes a Run at Obama, Plans 36-City Fall Tour
  • Music and Electronic Geeks Rejoice: Annual Circuit-Bending Festival Comes to NYC! Music and Electronic Geeks Despair: You Probably Won’t Be Able to Find a Date For This Thing!
  • Music Tapes’ Julian Koster Organizes Elephant 6 March Across America with The Holiday Surprise Tour; America Surprised, Pleased
  • MusicFest NW Music Festival: Tickets are cheap and there are actually bands worth seeing!
  • Musicfest NW to be Rocked by Bad Brains, Beach House, Sunny Day Real Estate, OM, Mount Eerie and More
  • MV + EE Hit the Road and That’s Definitely Not a Bummer
  • MV+EE Tours, TMT Live-Blogs Super Tuesday, Which Is Still Relevant As Long As You Imagine It’s Still Happening
  • My Bloody Valentine (Non-3D Version) Confirm Post-Coachella Dates
  • My Bloody Valentine Announce Warm-Up Shows For This Week, As Well As Warm-Up Act for Warm-Up Show
  • My Bloody Valentine Announced as Headliners for ATP New York on My Fucking Birthday
  • My Bloody Valentine Confirm Three Live Shows
  • My Bloody Valentine Need New Pair of Shoegaze, Announce North American Tour!
  • My Essay About Gang Gang Dance For Mrs. Emma’s Class That I Hope You Like
  • My Morning Jacket Suitable For Fall Tour, Bring Scarf Just In Case
  • My Morning Jacket Torso Accident Forces Band to Cancel Shows
  • Nas May Very Well Start Some New Beef on Tour
  • National Lampoon Presents: Deerhoof’s Chinese Vacation! Will Greg Saunier Play Clark W. Griswold? Will Rob Fisk Star as Russ, Only to Be Replaced by John Dietrich Once Fisk Hits Puberty and Joins SNL? Decide For Yourself When Deerhoof Releases a Mad Lib Script and Lets You Create Your Own Movie!
  • Negative Press for The Mooney Suzuki Still Better Than No Press for The Mooney Suzuki; Tour, New Album, and Apologies All Around
  • Negativland To Open For U2, Steal Sunglasses, Wear On Own Tour
  • Neil Hamburger And The Russian Government Prevent Free Radicals; It’s Good For You!
  • Neil Hamburger Touring with Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle, Bill Hicks Fan)
  • Neil Young Has Seen the Placards and the Damage Done, Cancels LA Show in Support of Stagehand Strike
  • Neko Case to Tour with Merle Haggard; Haggard Voted "Sexiest Babe of Country" in Playboy’s 2006 Poll
  • Never Mind the Mukluks!* Built to Spill Are Built For Summer
  • New Art Brut Tour Dates, Top of the Pops!
  • New CocoRosie Album Set To End War in Iraq on April 10
  • New Monuments — Noise Supergroup — Kick Off U.S. Tour
  • New New Pornographers LP in the Works, New (AC) Newman Too
  • New Pornographers Attempt to Ford Okkervil River, Supplies Get Wet, Dan Bejar Drowns
  • New Pornographers Curate Awesome End-of-Summer Shindig, Celebrate All Things Equestrian
  • New Pornographers to Tour, But Probably Not Anywhere Near Where You Live Unless You’re Paul Hogan or Something; Lazy Writers Forced to Revert to Previous Australia Stock Joke Following Steve Irwin’s Death
  • New Pornographers Tour, Compile Extras, Stream Album, Continue Ongoing Battle with Broken Social Scene
  • New Pornographers Tour, Those Attending With The Hopes Of Seeing Something Lewd & Lascivious May Leave Disappointed
  • New Radiohead Album Info!! Just Kidding, Jonny Greenwood Will Make His Orchestral Debut in the U.S. Next Year. That Is All.
  • New Ryan Adams Tourdates for 2008; All Bets On a Shitfit in Seattle
  • New Soulsavers Album and Tourdates Inspire Lonesome Drifters from Coast to Coast
  • Next Week On Battles!
  • Nick Cave Finally Gets Laid, Sews Bad Seeds All Over Europe
  • Nick Cave, Burt Bacharach, Irma Thomas And More Head-Up Best Pop Montreal Lineup of All-Time
  • Nine Inch Nails (Named After Reznor’s Favorite Nail Salon) Announce Tour
  • Nine Inch Nails Final Tour, Plus Some Advice for Aspiring Musicians from Mr Reznor Himself
  • Nine Inch Nails Finally Use All Those Spikes to Build a Railroad, Tour North America On It This Fall
  • No Age Add U.S. Leg to Tour, Garner Mixed Reviews by Amazon Users
  • No Age and Mika Miko Spend a Month Touring Europe; A Few of Us Probably Touring the Pizza Place on the Corner Later
  • No Age Announces Fall Tour, Because Randy Randall Is Made of Metal and Eats Bullets for Breakfast and Cannot Be Stopped By Anything
  • No Age Keep Adding Dates. Really, The Boys Just Want An Excuse To Go On A Road Trip.
  • No Age Tour: Best Mother’s Day Present Ever or Opportunity to Get Really Shitfaced? If the Answer is “Both,” You Win an Incredibly Awkward Morning After
  • No Age will be touring this fall and will probably have difficulty purchasing alcohol because of their agelessness, but I’m not gonna be the one who gets it for them because that’s gotten me in trouble too many times.
  • No Age, Dan Deacon, Tacos, and Whiskey? Must be F Yeah Fest 5
  • No Age, Deerhunter, and Dan Deacon Reveal Collaborative Tourdates; Collective Cry of “HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY SKIPPED MY CITY” Is Heard in Places That Don’t Matter
  • No Animals to be Harmed In Girl Talk’s Feed The Animals Tour
  • No Band Is an Island. Except Islands. Islands Is an Island; Also, Diamonds Reported on the Human Highway
  • No Fun Fest 2008 Lineup Announced; I Can Already Taste the Soul Sausage
  • No Fun Fest 2009 Fails to Live Up to "Un-Fun" Moniker Once Again; Merzbow, Sonic Youth, Bastard Noise, and More!
  • No Fun Fest Moves to Sweden This Fall (A News Article in One Movement, With Swedish Stereotypes In Tow)
  • No Kids Like Parenthetical Girls, Parenthetcal Girls Like No Kids; Both Blush and Go On Tour
  • No Whammy No Whammy No Whammy STOP! Wzt Hearts Release New LP and Begin Tour Today
  • Nobunny Goes On Tour, Everybody Goes As Nobunny For Halloween
  • NOFX Tour U.S., Hate U.S., Expect to Start Collecting Social Security From U.S. Right... About...
  • Noise Pop 2008
  • NOMO Says Yesmo to Touring, Notmo to Puns (Sorry)
  • North America to Find Out Exactly What Atlas Sounds Like
  • Not Only Do We Have to Catch Swine Flu, but Now We Can’t See, Merzbow? No Fun. And He’s Not Playing at No Fun Fest, Either
  • Note to New Zealand/Australia/Japan RE: Gossip
  • Now is the Winter of Our Discounted Castanets; Raposa To Hit the Road
  • Now This Is What It’s Like When Worlds Collide, Now This Is What It’s Like: Acid Mothers Guru Guru Tour
  • NY Eye & Ear Fest II Starts Today, So Don’t Kill Yourself Just Yet!
  • of Montreal Announce Tourdates; Skeletal Lamping Cover Features a Cartoon of My Hairdresser Naked; Let’s Go Outback Tonight
  • of Montreal Pack Up Their Nooses and Shaving Cream Coffins For Overseas Tour
  • of Montreal Plan World Tour, Wyld Stallyns to Open??
  • Of Montreal Sells Rights to "Bunny Ain’t No Kind Of Rider" For Kevin’s Porsche And Tour Fund To Yard Machines; Jingle Goes Like This: "Eva I’m Sorry, But You Will Never Have Me, To Me You’re Just Some Faggy Girl And I Need A Lover With A Snow Plower And You Ain’t Got No Snow Plower"
  • Of Montreal Tour, Decline to Travel in an Outback Steakhouse Tour Bus
  • of Montreal Want You to Masturbate Before You See Them on Tour — At Least I Want You To
  • Oh Jeez, John Lydon Wants Me to Like Him Again: Public Image Ltd Reunites
  • Oh My Gosh: Blitzen Trapper Tour with Loch Lomond in the U.S., Announce European Tour Too
  • Oh My Oh My Oh Mucus, Sex Pistols Never Say Die (Except That One Guy... Ahem...)
  • Oh, Jack White’s Very Popular. The Sportos, the Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Waistoids, Dweebies, Dickheads…They All Adore Him. They Think He’s a Righteous Dude. The Raconteurs Head Into Further Summer Festival Madness.
  • Ohmygod You Guys! Cutie Chad VanGaalen Just Announced Tourdates!
  • Okkervil River Announce Tourdates, None of these Tourdates Are in the U.S.
  • Okkervil River Embark on Carbon Neutral Tour; Meanwhile, Toby Keith Unrelentingly Farts into a Zippo Flame to Offset "All Them No Good Indie Rock Eco-Queers"
  • Okkervil River Won’t Stop Calling My House While On Tour
  • Old Time Relijun Taller Than Jesus, Tour
  • Old-Man Corgan Finally Gets Put into a Home... Uh, I Mean a “Residency”
  • Ole! Calexico Runs for the Border of Pretty Much Every Western Nation Ever
  • OMG! OMG! OMG! JONAS BROS. TOTALLY ANNOUNCE U.S. Dates... Wait a Sec... Radar Bros. Announce U.S Dates. Damn These Infernal 3D Glasses!
  • On Its Continuing Quest to Assemble the Complete Triforce, Hardly Art Signs Golden Triangle
  • On Land Fest, the Counter to Outside Lands, to Feature Grouper, Ducktails, Keith Fullerton Whitman
  • On USA, UK Go Beirut Sign In Tour To & 4AD
  • One Man Builds Entire Tour; Ian MacKaye’s The Evens Hit The (Self-Paved) Road
  • One More Reason to Wish You Had Disposable Income: Futuresonic Announces Headliners RZA and Wire
  • Oneida Keep It Cool with Hot Summer Tour
  • Open Wide: Black Dice To Blow Their Load on Tour
  • Open Your Mouth, Stick Out Your Tunng, And Say "New Album and Summer Dates" — Now Bend Over And Cough, Please
  • Os Mutantes Announce North American Tour in Support of First Album in 35 Years; Kurt Cobain Comes Back to Life, Reunites Nirvana and Joins Tour
  • Os Mutantes Overcome Differences for Second Summer in a Row, Offer Cheezy Grins, Please Critics
  • Outback Steakhouse Penis Outback Steakhouse Penis Outback Steakhouse Penis; Of Montreal Tour
  • Outside Lands Second Annual Music and Arts Festival Announces Lineup
  • Overcomplicated Logistics Deter Even the Most Determined Nada Surf Fans from Deciding to Attend a Show Nearest Them
  • Owen Tours in an Effort to Remind Folks That You Don’t Need to Record Albums to Effectively Be A Downer
  • Owen Tours, Sponsored by... Someone... Wait Give Me a Sec... Ah, Here It Is
  • Oxford Collapse Tour Small Venues This Fall, Then It’s Right Back to Stadiums
  • Pack Up Your Troubles in an Old Kit Bag and Tour, Tour, Tour; Hair Police Announce First Stateside Tour in Almost Two Years
  • Page France To Tour Everywhere Except Near Me; I Want To Cry
  • Pandimensional Head Trips and Flute Solos: Dungen Rides Again
  • Panther Tour 14 Kt God Across Northeast States, Atlantic Ocean
  • Parenthetical Girls Tour with Au and Los Campesinos! Avoiding Curly Bracket Boys in the East Coast
  • Parts & Labor Tour Now & In The Future By Airplane! By Van! By Time Machine?
  • Patience Is Not a Virtue, It Is a Waste of Time. We Want a New Six Organs of Admittance Album Now (or by November 20 at the very latest)!
  • Pavement Start Reunion Tour in New Zelaland and Australia, No New Songs Expected
  • Pavement to Curate ATP in May 2010, Tickets on Sale Friday
  • Peace, Love, Gap (And Tour); Common To Rap His Corporate Sins Away
  • Peaches Opens the Eyes of Your Heart on Tour
  • Peanut Butter Wolf to Play 8 Shows in 8 days at 8 Clubs, Me to Eat 8 Peanut Butter Sandwiches
  • Pelican Launches European Tour, Makes Whatever Sound a Pelican Makes
  • Pelican to Play Series of Gigs in Different Cities Across North America in What Experts Are Already Calling A "Tour"
  • Pelican tour with Isis: Mum and Dad-Friendly Metal Coming to a Town Near You
  • People Under The Stairs to Release a BBQ and Beer-Drinking LP this September, Tour
  • Pernice Brothers Return This Week, Outline Brief Tour of States
  • Pernice Brothers Tour + Marijuana Usage = Funding Terrorism
  • Peter Bjorn and John (PB & J) To Tour; PB & J Fight PBR with Actual PB & Js, Get Pb (Lead) Poisoning; PBS Says, “Both Go Great with Milk”
  • Peter Bjorn And John Announce First U.S. Tour In Forever; Opening Act Chairlift Praying for Another iPod Commercial Because Leo Needs New Shoes
  • Peter Bjorn and John Are Touring the States, But I’m Sure They Miss Sweden!
  • Petya! Remember When You Saved Colin Meloy’s Life? Well, Fuck Him Because He’s Touring And That Cheap Asshole Isn’t Coming to Ohio or Indiana!
  • pHAT VVUrm ofERRR tooooor Acrozz THE YOU ESsayY
  • Phillip Glass and Talib Kweli Mashup for Article; Tour Separately
  • Phoenix Announce More U.S. Shows, Still Refuse to Play Phoenix, Arizona
  • Phosphorescent Embarks on U.S. Tour, Books Euro Tour with Akron/Family, Prefers Old-School Porn
  • Physical World Only A Secondary Reality, Knowledge Of It Bound To Be Imprecise; Shapes And Sizes Still Plan "The National They Shoot Horses" Tour
  • Pinback Preps For Tour As I, Infirm With A Laid Up Left Mitt And Gorging On A 10-Day World Of Warcraft Trial, Engage In this Conversation With A Sexy Nightelf I Secretly Suspect To Be Pinback’s Rob Crow
  • Pinback To Once Again Mercilessly and Ferociously Pillage and Plunder The West Coast Into Terrified Submission
  • Ping-Pong Tournament, BBQ Announced At the Same Time As Something Called Gonerfest 5
  • Pink Elephants Go Out On Parade, The Tiny Mice Go On Patrol; Mice Parade To Go On Tour; Sometimes Strippers Dance On Poles
  • Pink Martini to Tour, Me to Play Six (or Fewer) Degrees of Bob Pacitti, Who Does Not Resemble Kevin Bacon in the Least But Does Enjoy My Dog Skip, Which Kevin Bacon Was In
  • Pissed Jeans Announce August Tour in Support of Forthcoming LP King of Jeans
  • Pissed Jeans to Tour, Their Moms to Do Their Laundry
  • Pitchfork Music Festival 2008 Initial Lineup Announced; Hangin’ Out with Ryan Schreiber
  • Pixies and Pavement to Headline Primavera Sound Festival, and The ’90s Have Never Been More Awesome
  • Pixies Confirm Doolittle Dates, Chicago Girl Shits Pants
  • Please Sir, We Want Some More. No, Not More of That Shitty Homemade Gruel, Mr. Bumble, More School of Seven Bells News!
  • Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Masterminds Revealed
  • Pogues Announce Short Mid-March Tour; TMT Writer’s Book Shamelessly Plugged
  • Polyphonic Spree, Rooney, Redwalls to Embark on Poppiest Tour In History; Our Lives to Look Positively Abysmal by Comparison
  • Ponytail Are Touring, Doing U.S. Mostly, Also Canada Sort of — The Tour Is Going To Be With High Places, Who Are Also a Band
  • Ponytail Hit the Road; Not One of Them to Actually Rep a Ponytail
  • Portastatic Too Busy Livin’ To Be Still
  • Portishead to Curate ATP and Play Out; Too Late for Last Surviving Trip-Hopper Who Died Yesterday at Age of 118
  • Practical Advice, Brought to You by Tilly & the Wall’s Tour
  • Predictable News Title from Us? Never! Chin Up Chin Up... Tour Album Tour Album (Thanks for the lame idea, bitch-ass internet hacks!)
  • Prefuse 73 to Tour with School of Seven Bells, Blank Blue
  • Prescription Refill: Ted Leo Tours with and without His Pharmacists
  • President Bush Allows The Octopus Project to Tour This February in Order to Compensate Sending 20,000 Additional Troops to Iraq
  • Press Release Quote Analysis With The Crystal Castles’ Upcoming Tour
  • Pretty Girls Make Graves; A Gun Called She Wants Revenge is Next
  • Primavera Sound Festival Confirms Aphex Twin, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, A Certain Ratio, and Pretty Much Every Other Band You Can Think Of
  • Prince to Perform 21 Shows in London Supporting 3121; Moms to Go Wild, Throw (Sensible) Panties Onstage
  • Prompted By Michael Gira’s "Use ‘em or Lose ‘em" Sick Day Policy Down at The Office, Akron/Family Plan Family Vacation
  • Proving To Be Anything But, Kurt Vile Extends Tour through December
  • Prurient and Air Conditioning and FFH Collaborate on "Trampling the Meanness" Tour; John Mark Karr Arrested For Removing Dominick Fernow’s Shirt
  • Prurient and Cold Cave Quit Their Fast Food Day Jobs So They Can Go On Tour and Make It Big
  • Psychic Paramount Feel Bad For Ruining Your Speakers, Tour with Your Mailman
  • Puffy AmiYumi Tour and Release A Ska-Loving Hawaiian Songbird Into The Wild
  • Put All Your Eggs in Marnie Stern’s Basket and Then Watch Her Tour!!! (Oh Shit, Does That Headline Sound Dirty? I Was Just Trying to Riff on One of Her Song Titles and Then... That’s It, I Quit)
  • Put Down Your Bong And Pay Attention: The Bonnaroo Lineup Is Here!
  • Pygmalion Music Festival Announces Lineup; Meanwhile, the Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plain
  • Pygmalion Music Festival to Host 71 Bands, 70 to Suck and Attract Stupid Frat Boys, My Friends’ Band to Melt Face
  • Q: How Can I Ween My 15-Month-Old Baby Off Breastfeeding?
  • Q: Why Is Bill Callahan Going on Tour with Lights This December? A: So He Can See Through the (Smog)!
  • Quintron and Miss Pussycat Hit the Road with Psychedelic Horseshit on the Fantastic Fucking Names Tour ’09
  • Quintron and Miss Pussycat Touring; Every Day We Get a Little Older
  • Ra Ra Riot To Tour, Spin Editors to Wet Themselves, TMT Newswriter Recalls Pregnant Lady Playing Pool Fondly
  • Raccoo-oo-oon Nee-ee-eew Albb-bb-bbum Ann-nn-nnd Europp-pp-ppean Too-oo-oour
  • Racebannon to Tour UK, Better Not Ask for SOCIALIST Bailout
  • Radiohead Announce Two Gigs in 2008, And the Crowd Goes Fucking Wild
  • Radiohead Consider Playing New Material at Reading and Leeds Fest; Who’s the Biggest Band on the Planet Now, U2?!?
  • Radiohead Finally Confirm European Tour Dates, Hell Freezes Over, Tickets on Sale NOW, Hell Warms Up Slightly Due to Greenhouse Gas Emissions
  • Radiohead Love The Sound Of Radio More Than You Know; Near Radio Quality MP3 Downloads Of In Rainbows Out Now!
  • Radiohead to Play London’s Rough Trade Shop TONIGHT, Webcast
  • Radiohead, Ever the Masters at Carrot-Dangling, Confirm North American Venues for May; August Dates Forthcoming
  • Rage Against the Machine Announce Show in Minneapolis During Republican National Convention
  • Raise Your Candles in the Air; Sonic Youth Touring and Playing Daydream Nation
  • Ramblin’ Jack Elliott’s Lies Exposed, Sort Of Tours Too
  • Ratatat Release New Album, Enter Billboard Chart for First Time, Tour the U.S., Clean-Up Street Crime
  • Ratatat Sets It And Forgets It, Tours
  • Ratatat Tour North America; If Ratatat Isn’t Your Cup Of Tea, This Article Also Talks About Animal Collective!
  • Ray LaMontagne (Pronounced /lɑːmɒnˈteɪːn/) To Sing from Gut on April Tour
  • Read All About Ponytail’s Upcoming Tour Here, Because Their MySpace Page Will Make You Barf
  • Ready In No Time: "Best New Music" Casserole! I Am Not Going To Mention That Le Loup Means ’The Wolf’ In French, But The Pack Of ’Em Are Going On Tour And Releasing Their Debut Album; Taste That Hype? Mmm, Delicious .
  • Ready to Swoon? Death Cab for Cutie Announce Spring Tour
  • Record Store Day? Fuck That! Jay Reatard Does Month-Long Record Store Tour! (And a Boring European Tour...)
  • Rejoice! The Big Sur Festival Lineup Is Here, And It Doesn’t Contain Girl Talk, of Montreal, or Kings Of Leon Like Every Other Festival Does!
  • Remaining Beatles Reunite for David Lynch’s New Age Benefit; Rumors Finally Squelched Regarding What Paul McCartney Sounds Like Backwards
  • Report Blames Antony and The Johnsons for Upcoming U.S. Tour, Detainee Abuses
  • Respect Is Due: El-P On Tour
  • Reunited And It Feels So Good: Stone Temple Pilots And Frank Black, Together at Last
  • Reunited And It Feels So Good: Teenage Jesus and The Jerks Added to Winter ATP Roster
  • Rhymesayers’ Soundset ’09 to Return for the First Time, Promises A Heavy Dose of Battle Raps, Atmosphere, And DOOM’s Return to Minnesota
  • Richard Bucker Tours, Wonders What Happens in the Meadow at Dusk; Tom Robbins Sues TMT
  • Richard Buckner Advises On My Exes Over Cold Turkey Sandwiches, Tours
  • Richard Buckner Does What Tastes Right, Tours
  • Rilo Kiley to Release Under the Blacklight This August, Five Things Jenny Lewis Did That Are More Valuable than Her Music; Seriously, Jenny, Baby, Sweetheart: There Are Career Opportunities Opening Daily in Real Estate Or As Conor Oberst’s Living Shelf-Doll
  • Rings Announce Tour, Have Not Yet Considered Switching Back to "First Nation" Moniker
  • RIP: Frank Navetta, Founding Descendents Guitarist
  • Robert Pollard To Play Only Two Shows This Year, Lazy Bastard
  • Rock The Bells 2008 Goes Across Seas with Nas, Mos Def, De La Soul
  • Rocky Votolato Tours, Demands Free Hugs and Alcohol To Make Himself Feel Better About His Unfortunate Name
  • RTX and Totimoshi Set Out on Tour; Senile Bigots Prepare to Get All Riled Up
  • RTX To Tour; Maybe I’ll Make It This Time
  • Ryan Adams Announces Tourdates, Cancels Tourdates to Mope Over Breakup With Mandy Moore, Re-Announces Dates After Record Company Forces Him To
  • Ryan Adams Tourdates, Ryan Adams Needs a Date
  • Ryan Adams, a Reasonable Man, Plans American Tour with Oasis, a Group of Sensible Gentlemen, For a Temperate, Exceedingly Composed Trip Completely Free of Big Egos and Even Bigger Drinking Binges. Honest!
  • Ryland Bouchard Embarks on a Whole New World; Don’t You Dare Close Your Eyes
  • Sage Francis Is Touring — Let’s Check His Wikipedia Entry!
  • Sam Coomes: "Quasi"-Feminist? Or Murderous Sex Addict?
  • San Franciscoites Unite! Papercuts And Vetiver Team Up For Tour
  • Sasquatch 2009 Will Destroy All Other Music Festivals with Its Gigantic, Hairy, Superior Lineup
  • Satan Forces Spencer Krug to Go On Tour with Sunset Rubdown Again
  • Saturday Looks Good To Me Deploy Themselves To The Front of The War On Winter
  • Schimpfluch to Tour with the Wiggles, Eb.er Needs Fresh Flesh; R+G and Dave Phillips on Tour
  • Scott Walker Produces Concert Cloaked in Mystery/Lack of Information!
  • Scout Leader Kyle Exclusive: Hot Chip is Touring©
  • Scout Leader Kyle’s Greatest Hits: Tokyo Police Club Tour Stories Vol. 1
  • Sea Wolf to Tour North America Van-Surfing With His Friend “Styles” — Oh Shit, Sorry, That’s Teen Wolf
  • Sean Lennon Tours In Unrealistic Attempt To Top His Brother Julian’s Legacy
  • Sebastien Grainger (ex-DFA 1979) Announces Debut Tourdates
  • Second Helping of Loney Dear Tour Begins In May; Hungry Fans Approve
  • Shake Your Butt, Europe! (Not Too Hard!) Pixies to Do Doolittle on Tour This Fall
  • Shapes and Sizes Are Movin’ On Up... To the East-Side (of Canada)
  • Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings to Release New Album, Tour, Play the Apollo, Makeout on Silver Screen with Jude Law (Yes, All of Them!), Read and Translate Proust’s "À la recherche du temps perdu," Run for Office, Clean up City Streets, Win Pie-Baking Contest...
  • Sharon Jones Inspires Audience To Move About Rhythmically, Using Patterns of Steps And Gestures
  • She & Him Tour & Stuff
  • Shearwater Announce Migration Flight Paths In U.S. and Europe
  • Shellac Do What Most Bands Do: Play Shows on the Way to a Festival. Big Whoop.
  • Shellac Tour — Whatever You Think That “Means” to You, Albini Wants You to Know That You’re WRONG
  • Shout It Out: Stain Removal and Black Lips Tour
  • Shugo Tokumaru to Take Concept of "European Tour" to NEXT LEVEL
  • Sightings Tour News Story Terms and Conditions
  • Sigur Rós Announce North American Tour, Hope to Get Picked By Hanna-Barbera for Animated TV Series
  • Sigur Rós langferð the veröld. This er íslenska, a tungumál afleitt orð frá Norræna*
  • Silver Apples Break Hiatus, Tour, Still Pushing for That Lucky Charms Contract After All These Years
  • Silver Jews Get Israeli On Your Ass, Tour Europe With Tel-Aviv Rockers Monotonix
  • Silver Jews Press Blitz; Plus Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea Tourdates
  • Simian Mobile Disco Do The Gorilaz Thing And Hide Their Faces As They Tour; Except They’ve Hired Real Monkeys To Play For Them
  • Simon Joyner + Conor Oberst = BFF4LYFE, Or Touring Buddies
  • SINGER Plan Lengthy Spring Jaunt; Robert Lowe Releases Gyromancy
  • Siren Music Fest, Coney Island 2008; Me, Professionally Reporting The News In A Relatively Straightforward Manner (With Parenthetical Sarcasm)
  • Six Degrees of Colin Meloy! Shoot, Fire, Damn the Torpedoes!
  • Six Degrees of Nada Surf, And, Oh Yeah, They Announced Tourdates Too
  • Six Organs of Admittance Tour, Some Number Of Permissive Pianos Out To Represent
  • Skaters Branch Out into Europe, Interactive Family Entertainment
  • Small Tour, Big/Family; Akron/Family on Tour
  • Smashing Pumpkins 20th Anniversary Tourdates Confirmed; Hardcore Zwan Fans Don’t Exist, Just Thought I’d Underscore That
  • SNL Audition? What Can’t Chan Marshall Do? Oh Yeah... Take Care of Herself... (Just Kidding, Cattie! I’ll Buy Ya a Snickers Bar!)
  • Snow Falling Gently on An RJD2 Tour: A News Story in Four Haikus
  • Snow Patrol Tour Here, There, All Around the Square, Sing "Catch Me If You Can"
  • So Many Dynamos Tour MidweststewdiM ruoT somanyD ynaM oS
  • So Sayeth The Doom-Sayers: sunn 0))) Expand Tour, Terrify Southern States
  • Sole and The Skyrider Band Tour, Instill Fear Over Dystopia, Insert Predictably Overused Philip K. Dick Reference Here
  • Some Handsome New Summer Newsom News: Joanna to Play Some Awfully Real UK and Europe Shows
  • Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin Set to Tour, Again; Gorbachev Reportedly Not a Fan
  • Somewhere Between Repellent, Hilarious and Just Plain Ridiculously Stupid: Cock E.S.P on Tour
  • Sonic Youth Announce West Coast Fall Dates, Coco Hailey Gordon Moore Announces “B@ck-2-Sk00l H0use P@rty @ My H0use” on Facebook
  • Sonic Youth Append Tourdates to "Buy Early Get Now" Schedule
  • Sonic Youth, WHO WERE ON GOSSIP GIRL, Return to the Stage
  • Spanish Subsistence Farmers, Arts & Crafts?! I Thought I Knew You; Los Campesinos! To Tour! Excitedly! Elicit Punctuation Fervor In News!
  • Sparks to Perform Their Entire Catalog Live, Album by Album; A Very Small Portion of the Public is Staggeringly Excited, Another Very Small Portion of the Public Is Making Fun of Them, Everyone Else Is Sorry But Would Really Like Us to Keep it Down
  • Special Limited-Time Offer! See Angels of Light Live and We’ll Throw in Boredoms For Half the Price!
  • Spoon Races For The Finish Line With Victory Lap Spring Tour And New EP
  • Spoon To Tour, But More Importantly: If They Cover The Knife, Will It Be On the Forkcast?
  • SPOONX3 Fest: Carrying Austin in the Afternoon, Go and See Spoon, They’ll Be There Soon
  • St. Vincent Plots 24-Date Fall Tour, Picks Out 24 Outfits Ahead of Time
  • St. Vincent Plots Headlining Tour in Support of New Record, Presumes a Lot About Her Own Fame
  • St. Vincent Teams Up with Twilight Tweens for Upcoming Winter Tour
  • Stars Announce More Tourdates, Recall Television Acting Stints
  • Stars Are Free To Do What They Want, Any Old Time — In This Case, to Tour and Release EP
  • Stars of the Lid and Stars Tour Separately
  • Stars to Tour Europe, In Order to Tour Must Leave Their Bedroom After the War
  • Stars to Tour Without Coldplay, Talk About How They Miss Opening for Coldplay And How Awesome Coldplay Are
  • Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks Confirm U.S. Dates, Landing
  • Stephen Malkmus And His Jicks Show Up Younger Bands By Adding Tourdates
  • Stereolab Do What Is Expected of Them, Tour on New LP
  • Steve Irwin, I Wish You Could Have Seen This: Animal Collective Tour Australia
  • Still Punk Rockin’ at Age 50, Bill Bragg Set to Go on Lengthy Tour
  • STNNNG GVE TH FNGR T VWLS, My Cousin gets Sarienistics
  • Stop, Drop, and F.O.D.: Green Day/Foxboro Hot Tubs to Tour
  • Sub Pop 20th Anniversary Festival in July, Baby
  • Subtle Tour, Ready New Album + Graphic Novel, Make Funny Pictures, and Generally Do Not Live Up to Their Name
  • Suck on This, Bono; Thievery Corporation Attempt To Save the World, Still Have Time To Make and Support Good Music, Tour Outernationally
  • Suddenly It’s A...... Future of the Left Tour!
  • Suffering Be Gone! Rebirth Commence! Talibam! Dharma Bum their Way Around Europe
  • Sufjan Stevens Brings His State Odes To Japan and Australia For The First Time, And You and I Know That The Japanese and Australians Will Probably Relate More To The Songs Than Us Because They Know More About American History. Admit It.
  • Sufjan Stevens Continues to Do Everything in the World Other Than Put Out a New Record, Schedules Fall Tour as a Middle Finger to You and Me
  • Sufjan Stevens Manages to Conveniently Put Off His Illinois Follow-up For a Little While Longer, Tours Australia Instead
  • Sunburned Hand Of The Man Seeking Pleasant Audience Member
  • Sunburned Hand of the Man to Release Limited Run of Upcoming Tour
  • Sunburned Hand Of the Man Tourdates; Hypothetical Introduction From My Roommate Sophomore Year of College
  • sunn 0))) to Tour, Kid Midnight to Write About It While at Work
  • Sunn O))) Decide That Sunn Amps Aren’t Cool Anymore, Go On Tour With New Name and New Amps: Get Ready for Pignose ((oo))!
  • Sunn-der the Table and Dreaming: Sunn O))) Plan Anniversary Shows, Dave Matthews Plans to Keep Being Shitty
  • Sunset Rubdown Announce Tour, Kid Midnight Makes Plans for October 4
  • Sunset Rubdown Sets to Rub One Out on Fall Tour
  • Sunset Rubdown To Last Until Sunrise
  • Sunset Rubdown Tour with Nothing Clever Tacked On
  • Swedish Invasion, Round 3: Jose Gonzalez Takes on America — Well, Part of It
  • SXSW 2008 Features These Artists: A-Alikes (Brooklyn NY) a.armada (Athens GA) Aberfeldy (Edinburgh UK) Abe Vigoda (Los Angeles CA) Abigail Washburn & the Sparrow Quartet with Bela Fleck (Nashville TN) Acid Girls (Los Angeles CA) The Acorn (Ottawa ON) Activator (New York NY) Adele (London UK) Adept (Groningen THE NETHERLANDS) Pierre Aderne (Rio de Janeiro BRAZIL) Afenginn (Copenhagen DENMARK) Afrobots (Los Angeles CA) The Aggrolites (Los Angeles CA) Priscilla Ahn (Los Angeles CA) The Airborne Toxic Event (Los Angeles CA) Air Traffic (London UK) Air Waves (Brooklyn NY) Akala (London UK) Akron/Family (Brooklyn NY) Alabama3 (London UK) A-Laget (Bergen NORWAY) Alamo Race Track (Amsterdam THE NETHERLANDS) Album (Monterrey MEXICO) Alex Cuba (Smithers BC) Allison (MEXICO) All Time Low (Baltimore MD) Aloe Blacc (Los Angeles CA) Aloha (Cleveland OH) Alpha Rev (Austin TX) American Babies (Brooklyn NY) American Bang (Nashville TN) American Princes (Little Rock AR) Amplified Heat (Austin TX) An Albatross (Wilkes Barre PA) Anamanaguchi (New York NY) Anathallo (Chicago IL) Anavan (Los Angeles CA) Ancestors (Los Angeles CA) Ella Andall (Arima TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO) Cherine Anderson (Kingston JAMAICA) Annie (Bergen NORWAY) The Answer (Belfast UK) Antietam (New York NY) aonami (Tokyo JAPAN) Apache Beat (New York NY) Apes (Washington DC) A Place To Bury Strangers (Brooklyn NY) Apsci (Brooklyn NY) Army Of Freshmen (Ventura CA) Arp (San Francisco CA) Arrah and The Ferns (Muncie IN) Joseph Arthur (Brooklyn NY) Artifact Shore (Minneapolis MN) Greg Ashley (Oakland CA) Asobi Seksu (New York NY) Astra Heights (Los Angeles CA) Astronautalis (Jacksonville FL) Asylum Street Spankers (Austin TX) At All Cost (Austin TX) A Thousand Knives Of Fire (Long Branch NJ) Nicole Atkins (Neptune City NJ) Atlas Sound (Atlanta GA) Attack in Black (Welland ON) The Audition (Chicago IL) Audrye Sessions (Oakland CA) Augustana (San Diego CA) Aux Raus (Amsterdam THE NETHERLANDS) Avatar (Gothenburg SWEDEN) Avengers in Sci-Fi (Tokyo JAPAN) A Weather (Portland OR) Awesome Cool Dudes (Austin TX) Axel K Soundsystem (Buenos Aires ARGENTINA) Maya Azucena (Brooklyn NY) Back Door Slam (Isle of Man UK) Back Ted N-Ted (Phoenix AZ) The Bad Rackets (Austin TX) The Bad Trips (Ventura CA) Bad Veins (Cincinnati OH) Marcia Ball (Austin TX) Volodja Balzalorsky (Ljubljana SLOVENIA) Bam Bam (Monterrey MEXICO) The Band of Heathens (Austin TX) Band of Thieves (New York NY) David Banner (Jackson MS) Jill Barber (Halifax NS) Matt Barber (Toronto ON) Bobby Bare Jr. (Nashville TN) The Barker Band (London UK) Spot Barnett (San Antonio TX) Laura Barrett (Toronto ON) Todd Barry (New York NY) Ceci Bastida (Tijuana MEXICO) Chris Bathgate (Ann Arbor MI) Bat Makumba (San Francisco CA) Baumer (Columbia SC) Bavu Blakes (Garland TX) Jessie Baylin (Los Angeles CA) David Bazan (Seattle WA) Beangrowers (St Julians MALTA) Bear in Heaven (Brooklyn NY) Bearsuit (Norwich UK) Beasts and Superbeasts (Victoria BC) Beat Union (Birmingham UK) Bedroom Walls (Highland Park CA) Bell (New York NY) Bella (Vancouver BC) Bellaparker (Austin TX) The Belleville Outfit (Austin TX) Ben’s Brother (London UK) Best Fwends (Ft Worth TX) Between the Buried and Me (Charlotte NC) Be Your Own Pet (Nashville TN) Jim Bianco (Los Angeles CA) Eric Bibb (Salisbury UK) Bible of the Devil (Chicago IL) The Big Bang (Birmingam UK) Big Head Todd and the Monsters (Denver CO) Big Red Rooster (Dallas TX) The Big Sleep (Brooklyn NY) Biirdie (Glendale CA) Bildmeister (Vila Do Conde PORTUGAL) Ryan Bingham (Austin TX) Bing Ji Ling (New York NY) Scott H. Biram (Austin TX) Bird Peterson (Austin TX) Birds Of Avalon (Raliegh NC) Birds of Wales (Toronto ON) Birthday Suits (Minneapolis MN) Bisc1 (Queens NY) Bit Shifter (Astoria NY) Bitter:Sweet (West Hollywood CA) The Black (Austin TX) The Black & White Years (Austin TX) The Black Angels (Austin TX) Black Diamond Heavies (Louisville KY) Black Earth (Austin TX) The Black Ghosts (London UK) Black Helicopter (Boston MA) Blackholicus (Austin TX) The Black Hollies (Jersey City NJ) Black Joe Lewis & the Honey Bears (Austin TX) The Black Keys (Akron OH) Blacklist (New York NY) Black Mike and Chemistry (Austin TX) Black Moth Super Rainbow (Pittsburgh PA) Black Mountain (Vancouver BC) The Blackout (Merthyr Tydfil UK) Black Tide (Miami FL) Black Tie Dynasty (Ft Worth TX) Black Top Demon (Aberdeen WA) Black Tusk (Savannah GA) Blaggards (Houston TX) The Blakes (Seattle WA) Karl Blau (Anacortes WA) Blitzen Trapper (Portland OR) The Blood Lines (Saskatoon SK) The Bloody Beetroots (Bassano del Grappa ITALY) The Blow (Portland OR) Blowing Trees (Austin TX) Blue Cheer (San Francisco CA) Blue Mountain (Oxford MS) Blue Rodeo (Toronto ON) Blue Scholars (Seattle WA) Blues Control (Brooklyn NY) The Blue Van (Copenhagen DENMARK) Blunt Force Trauma (Austin TX) The BoDeans (Waukesha WI) Bodies of Water (Highland Park CA) Body of War (Los Angeles CA) Jim Boggia (Philadelphia PA) The Bo-Keys (Memphis TN) Alexia Bomtempo (Rio de Janeiro BRAZIL) A.A. Bondy (Palenville NY) Bon Iver (Eau Claire WI) Ray Bonneville (Austin TX) Bonnie Bramlett (Nashville TN) Born in the Flood (Denver CO) Born Ruffians (Midland ON) The Boss Martians (Seattle WA) Boubacar Diebate (Boulder CO) Bound Stems (Chicago IL) Bowerbirds (Raleigh NC) Bowling For Soup (Denton TX) Boys in a Band (Gota FAROE ISLANDS) Boyz Noize (Berlin GERMANY) Kate Bradley / The Goodbye Horses (Brisbane AUSTRALIA) Billy Bragg (London UK) Meredith Bragg and the Terminals (Arlington VA) Brave Combo (Denton TX) Brazos (Austin TX) The Breakup Society (Phoenix AZ) Brimstone Howl (Lincoln NE) British Sea Power (Brighton UK) Elliott Brood (Toronto ON) Brooklyn (Paris FRANCE) Michael Brook (Los Angeles CA) Tom Brosseau (Los Angeles CA) The Brother Kite (Providence RI) Brother Reade (Winston Salem NC) Brothers And Sisters (Austin TX) Junior Brown (Austin TX) Brownout (Austin TX) Rachel Brown (Ft Lauderdale FL) Bryan Scary & The Shredding Tears (Brooklyn NY) Buddy (Los Angeles CA) The Buddy System (Athens GA) Bud Melvin (Albuquerque NM) Buffalo Stance (Philadelphia PA) The Builders and The Butchers (Portland OR) Basia Bulat (Toronto ON) Doug Burr (Denton TX) Nick Butcher (Chicago IL) Buttercup (San Antonio TX) The Cab (Las Vegas NV) Ryan Cabrera (Dallas TX) Cadence Weapon (Edmonton AB) Sera Cahoone (Seattle WA) Matt Caldwell (Dallas TX) Calhoun (Ft Worth TX) Kutt Calhoun (Kansas City MO) Call Me Lightning (Milwaukee WI) CAMP LO (Bronx NY) Camp X-Ray (Austin TX) Canadians (Verona ITALY) The Cansecos (Toronto ON) Cap D (Chicago IL) Capgun Coup (Omaha NE) Capitol K (London UK) Rufus Cappadocia (New York NY) Caps & Jones (New York NY) Capsula (Buenos Aires ARGENTINA) Captain Ahab (Midcity CA) Carbonas (Atlanta GA) Carbon/Silicon (London UK) Care Bears on Fire (Brooklyn NY) Career Criminal (Austin TX) Carlis Star (Manchester UK) Hayes Carll (Austin TX) Carlotta (Los Angeles CA) Carolyn Wonderland (Austin TX) Car Stereo (Wars) (Austin TX) Christina Carter & Shawn David McMillen (Northampton MA) Deana Carter (Los Angeles CA) Cary Brothers (Nashville TN) Lazaro Casanova (Miami FL) Paddy Casey (Dublin IRELAND) Cassettes Won’t Listen (Brooklyn NY) Cassius Khan (Edmonton AB) Castanets (Portland OR) The Casting Out (Newark DE) Castledoor (Los Angeles CA) The Cave Singers (Seattle WA) Centro-matic (Denton TX) The Chandeliers (Chicago IL) Franki Chan (Los Angeles CA) Channel One (UK) (Dublin IRELAND) Channel 3 (Orange County CA) Charanga Cakewalk (Austin TX) Chatham County Line (Raleigh NC) Chester French (Los Angeles CA) The Chevelles (Perth AUSTRALIA) Cheveu (Paris FRANCE) Chikita Violenta (Mexico City MEXICO) Child Bite (Detroit MI) Children (Brooklyn NY) Chingo Bling (Houston TX) The Chocolate Horse (Cincinnati OH) The Choir Practice (Vancouver BC) Choklate (Seattle WA) Chris de Luca vs. Phon.o (Berlin GERMANY) Chris Stamey (Chapel Hill NC) Chrome Hoof (London UK) Eric Church (Granite Falls NC) The Circle G’z (Houston TX) Circo (Puerto Rico PR) Citay (San Francisco CA) City and Colour (St.Catherines ON) The Cliks (Toronto ON) Clipd Beaks (San Francisco CA) Clockcleaner (Philidelphia PA) Cloud Cult (Minneapolis MN) The Clutters (Nashville TN) C-Mon & Kypski (Utrecht THE NETHERLANDS) The Coast (Toronto ON) Cobra Krames (Brooklyn NY) CoCoComa (Chicago IL) Coconut Coolouts (Seattle WA) COLISEUM (Louisville KY) Collections of Colonies of Bees (Milwaukee WI) Jason Collett (Toronto ON) Colossus (Raleigh NC) Colourmusic (Stillwater OK) Colour Revolt (Oxford MS) Coma in Algiers (Austin TX) Comeback Kid (Winnipeg MB) Complete Control (TX) (Austin TX) The Concretes (Stockholm SWEDEN) Holly Conlan (Los Angeles CA) Constantines (Toronto ON) The Constellations (Atlanta GA) Amy Cook (Austin TX) The Cool Kids (Chicago IL) The Cops (WA) (Seattle WA) Copter (Birmingham UK) Corn Mo and the .357 Lover (Brooklyn NY) Correatown (Yuba City CA) Cosmo Baker (Brooklyn NY) Joanna Cotten (Nashville TN) Danielia Cotton (New York NY) Cougar Den (Milwaukee WI) The Cowsills (Los Angeles CA) Susan Cowsill (New Orleans LA) CPC Gangbangs (Monteal QC) The Crash That Took Me (Dallas TX) c rayz walz + kosha dillz (Edison NJ) Creature (CAN) (Montreal QC) The Cribs (Wakefield UK) A.J. Croce (San Diego CA) Cruiserweight (Austin TX) Cryptacize (Oakland CA) Crystal Castles (Toronto ON) Crystal Stilts (Brooklyn NY) The Cuban Cowboys (San Francisco CA) CunninLynguists (Lexington KY) Curtis Vodka (Anchorage AK) Curumin (Sao Paolo BRAZIL) Cut Copy (Melbourne AUSTRALIA) The Cynics (Pittsburgh PA) Dalek (Newark NJ) Damage (JAPAN) (OSAKA JAPAN) David Karsten Daniels (Chapel Hill NC) Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip (London UK) Dan Melchior Und Das Menace (Durham NC) Darker My Love (San Francisco CA) Dark Meat (Athens GA) Darondo (Sacramento CA) Cathy Davey (Dublin IRELAND) Glen David and The Lazy Six (New Orleans LA) Jesse Dayton (Austin TX) Dazzling King Solomon Band (Austin TX) DBR (New York NY) The Deadbeat Poets (Youngstown OH) Dead Confederate (Atlanta GA) The Deadly Syndrome (Los Angeles CA) Deadman (Austin TX) Deadstring Brothers (Detroit MI) Death Sentence: Panda! (San Francisco CA) TheDeathSet (Baltimore MD) Debate (Sao Paulo BRAZIL) Deer Tick (Providence RI) Geno Delafose & French Rockin’ Boogie (Eunice LA) Del Castillo (Austin TX) Delorean (Zarautz SPAIN) Delorentos (Dublin IRELAND) Delta Spirit (Orange County CA) Rocco Deluca and the Burden (Long Beach CA) Deluka (Birmingham UK) Demon’s Claws (Montreal QC) Mark DeNardo (Brooklyn NY) Christopher Denny (Little Rock AR) Descartes a Kant (Guadalajara MEXICO) Destroyer (Vancouver BC) The Details (Winnipeg MB) detroit7 (Tokyo JAPAN) Devastations (Berlin GERMANY) Kevin Devine (Brooklyn CA) DeVotchKa (Denver CO) The Dexateens (Tuscaloosa AL) The Diableros (Toronto ON) Diane and the Shell (Catania ITALY) Die! Die! Die! (Dunedin NEW ZEALAND) Digitalism (Hamburg GERMANY) Digital Leather (Tucson AZ) The Dimes (Houston TX) Diplo (Philadelphia PA) Dirty Sweet (San Diego CA) Dirty Wormz (Austin TX) Distractors (Dublin IRELAND) Division Day (Los Angeles CA) Dixie Witch (Austin TX) Gabe Dixon (Nashville TN) DJ B.Cause (San Francisco CA) DJ Chicken George (Austin TX) DJ Donna Summer (Berlin GERMANY) DJ Jester the Filipino Fist (San Antonio TX) DJ Pajaro (Los Angeles CA) DJ Rapid Ric (Austin TX) DJ Rekha (New York NY) DJ Sun (Houston TX) The Dodos (San Francisco CA) Does It Offend You, Yeah? (Reading UK) Dokkebi Q (Ainu Tribe JAPAN) The Dollyrots (Los Angeles CA) domingoSiete (Los Angeles CA) David Dondero (Wilmington NC) Donita Sparks and The Stellar Moments (Los Angeles CA) The Donnas (Palo Alto CA) Donny Hue and the Colors (Brooklyn NY) Dorian (Barcelona SPAIN) D.O.S. (Austin TX) Stephanie Dosen (Nashville TN) Do-The-Undo (Amsterdam THE NETHERLANDS) Joe Doucet (Houston TX) Luke Doucet (Toronto ON) Doujah Raze (Alexandria VA) Doveman (New York NY) The Downbeat 5 (Boston MA) The Drams (Denton TX) Dr. Delay (Brooklyn NY) Dr. Dog (Philadelphia PA) Dreamend (Chicago IL) Driving By Night (Belfast IRELAND) Droids Attack (Madison WI) Drojo (McAllen TX) Drop Dead, Gorgeous (Denver CO) Drug Rug (Cambridge MA) Dub Trio (Brooklyn NY) Duchess Says (Montreal QC) Duffy (Wales UK) The Duke Spirit (London UK) Herman Dune (Paris FRANCE) Dan Dyer (St Louis MO) The Dykeenies (Glasgow UK) Jakob Dylan (Los Angeles CA) Dynasty Handbag (Brooklyn NY) Eagle Seagull (Lincoln NE) Justin Townes Earle (South Nashville TN) Earlimart (Los Angeles CA) Earthless (San Diego CA) Eastern Conference Champions (Bucks County PA) Tim Easton (Joshua Tree CA) Eat Skull (Portland OR) Cliff Eberhardt (Northampton MA) Ecstatic Sunshine (Baltimore MD) Edison Glass (Coram NY) Ana Egge (Brooklyn NY) Eldar (New York NY) Electric Touch (Austin TX) Elephone (San Francisco CA) Elf Power (Athens GA) Elis Paprika (Guadalajara MEXICO) El Jesus De Magico (Columbus OH) El Michels Affair (Brooklyn NY) El-P (Brooklyn NY) El Remolon (Buenos Aires ARGENTINA) Joe Ely (Lubbock TX) The Emeralds (Yokohama JAPAN) Emmy the Great (London UK) The End of the World (Brooklyn NY) The English Beat (Birmingham UK) Caleb Engstrom (Iowa City IA) Enslaved (Bergen NORWAY) Alejandro Escovedo (Austin TX) Ali Eskandarian (Brooklyn NY) Esser (London UK) The Ettes (Los Angeles CA) Evangelicals (Austin TX) Evangelista (Oakland CA) Everthus the Deadbeats (Indianapolis IN) Evil Bebos (Murfreesboro TN) Ex Cocaine (Missoula MT) Experimental Aircraft (Austin TX) The Explorers Club (Charleston SC) Faceless Werewolves (Austin TX) The Fairline Parkway (Washington DC) Dana Falconberry (Austin TX) The Fall-Outs (Seattle WA) Fanfarlo (London UK) Fantasy Mirrors (Cambridge MA) Mike Farris (Nashville TN) The Fashion (Copenhagen DENMARK) Fastball (Austin TX) Fatal Flying Guilloteens (Houston TX) Fat Tony & D ee R ai L (Houston TX) Faux Fox (Dallas TX) The Feds (Dallas TX) The Felice Brothers (The Catskills NY) Christine Fellows (Winnipeg MB) Femurs (Seattle WA) Fight Like Apes (Dublin IRELAND) Film School (Los Angeles CA) Liam Finn (Auckland NEW ZEALAND) Firewater (Brooklyn NY) Fishboy (Denton TX) Jeremy Fisher (Vancouver BC) Rodney Fisher (New Plymouth NEW ZEALAND) Tim Fite (Brooklyn NY) Flaming Arrows Mardi Gras Indians (New Orleans LA) The Flatliners (Richmond Hill ON) Fleet Foxes (Seattle WA) Florence and the Machine (London UK) Rosie Flores (Austin TX) Flosstradamus (Chicago IL) Flowers Forever (Omaha NE) Fluokids (Paris FRANCE) FM Belfast (Reykjavik ICELAND) FM3 (Beijing CHINA) Fobia (Mexico City MEXICO) D Folmer (Denton TX) David Fonseca (Lisbon PORTUGAL) Kim Fontaine (Saskatoon SK) Foot Patrol (Austin TX) Foot Village (Midcity CA) David Ford (Eastbourne UK) Foreign Born (Los Angeles CA) Foreign Islands (Brooklyn NY) The Forms (Brooklyn NY) Jason Forrest (Berlin GERMANY) Guy Forsyth (Austin TX) 43 Songs About 43 Presidencies (Sacramento CA) Fourcolorzack & Pretty Titty (Seattle WA) Four Letter Lie (Minneapolis MN) Karima Francis (Manchester UK) FREE SOL (Memphis TN) Freezepop (Boston MA) Freshkills (Brooklyn NY) Frightened Rabbit (Glasgow UK) Frikstailers (Cordoba ARGENTINA) Frontier Ruckus (Ann Arbor MI) Fruet & Os Cozinheiros (Porto Alegre BRAZIL) Fuck Buttons (Bristol UK) Fucked Up (Toronto ON) Ezra Furman & The Harpoons (Boston MA) Furthest Drive Home (Farnham UK) Future Clouds & Radar (Austin TX) Friends of Dean Martinez (Austin TX) Gaia Mesiah (Prague CZECH REPUBLIC) Greta Gaines (Nashville TN) Galaxie (Montreal QC) The Gang (Brooklyn NY) David Garza (Austin TX) The Gaslight Anthem (New Brunswick NJ) Gasoline Cowboy (Auckland NEW ZEALAND) Gatoblanco (Bogota COLOMBIA) Gentleman Auction House (St. Louis MO) Georgie James (Washington DC) Gerald G (Austin TX) Geronimo (Regina SK) Genghis Tron (New York NY) Ghislain Poirier (Montreal QC) Ghosthustler (Denton TX) Giant (Greensboro NC) Laura Gibson (Portland OR) Earl Gilliam (Tomball TX) Colin Gilmore (Austin TX) Gin Palace (London UK) Girl In A Coma (San Antonio TX) Gliss (Los Angeles CA) Glossary (Murfreesboro TN) Goat The Head (Trondheim NORWAY) Golden Boys (Austin TX) The Golden Dogs (Toronto ON) Jacob Golden (Los Angeles CA) Goldspot (Los Angeles CA) Robert Gomez (Denton TX) Matthew Good (Burnaby BC) Good Times Crisis Band (Austin TX) Gorch Fock (Austin TX) John William Gordon (Oakland CA) The Gougers (Hill Country TX) Gowns (Oakland CA) Grady (Austin TX) Jon Dee Graham (Austin TX) Gram Rabbit (Yucca Valley CA) Grand Analog (Winnipeg MB) Grand Archives (Seattle WA) Grand Ole Party (San Diego CA) Jenn Grant (Halifax NS) Gravenhurst (Bristol UK) Graveyard (Gothenburg SWEDEN) Grayskul (Seattle WA) Great Lakes Myth Society (Ann Arbor MI) Liz Green (Manchester UK) Earl Greyhound (New York NY) Grim Skunk (Montreal QC) Grimy Styles (Austin TX) Ash Grunwald (Torquay AUSTRALIA) Grupo Fantasma (Austin TX) Tommy Guerrero (San Francisco CA) Guilty Simpson (Detroit MI) Guinea Worms (Columbus OH) Guitar Shorty (Harlingen TX) Guitar Women w/ Cindy Cashdollar and Sue Foley (Austin TX) The Gusto (Madison WI) Haale (New York NY) Hacienda Brothers (Tucson AZ) Hafdis Huld (London UK) Ha Ha Tonka (Springfield MO) Half Japanese (Austin MI) Halifax (Thousand Oaks CA) Daryl Hall (Millerton NY) Hallelujah The Hills (Boston MA) Handsome Furs (Montreal QC) Hangar 18 (New York NY) Hank IV (San Francisco CA) Marla Hansen (New York City NY) Hanson (Tulsa OK) Jeff Hanson (St Paul MN) The Happy Hollows (Los Angeles CA) Ed Harcourt (London UK) The Hard Lessons (Detroit MI) Harlan T Bobo (Memphis TN) Harlem Shakes (Brooklyn NY) Harley Poe (Indianapolis IN) Har Mar Superstar (Los Angeles CA) Greg Harris Vibe Quintet (Denver CO) Nick Harrison (Folkestone UK) Emerson Hart (Nashville TN) Billy Harvey (Austin TX) Elias Haslanger (Austin TX) Haunted George (Llano CA) Haunted Hearts (New Orleans LA) Kate Havnevik (Oslo NORWAY) Richard Hawley (Sheffield UK) Sean Hayes (San Francisco CA) Headlights (Champaign IL) HEALTH (Los Angeles CA) The Heart Attacks (Atlanta GA) Hearts of Darknesses (Brooklyn NY) HEARTSREVOLUTION (Los Angeles CA) The Heavenly States (Oakland CA) The Heavy (Noid UK) HEAVy (Jamaica NY) The Heavy Pets (Ft Lauderdale FL) Hecuba (Los Angeles CA) The Helio Sequence (Portland OR) Caroline Herring (Decater GA) Her Space Holiday (San Mateo CA) Hey Besala (Ciudad Juarez MEXICO) Hey Negrita (London UK) Hey Willpower (San Francisco CA) HHP (Johannesburg SOUTH AFRICA) Gary Higgins (Falls Village CT) Rebekah Higgs (Halifax NS) The High Class Elite (New York NY) High On Fire (Oakland CA) The High Strung (Detroit MI) Tyler Hilton (Palm Springs CA) Kim Hiorthoy (Oslo NORWAY) Eric Hisaw (Austin TX) H.I.S.D. 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  • Taking the “Ex” Outta Exclusive; Dinosaur Jr. Get Original Lineup, New Album, New Tour, and New Sneakers
  • Talibam! Get Bromantic on European Tour
  • Tapes ’N Tapes Tour, Raise Money for Breast Cancer Cure, Serve You Breakfast in Bed
  • Tapes N Tapes To Tour, Retain Their Old Allure, With Their Members Four, It’ll Rock For Sure, New Sound Fresh And Pure, Second Album To Be More Mature, No Dates In Kuala Lumpur
  • Tara Jane O’Neil to Tour... Just a Lil’ Bit Here and There
  • Team Clermont Announces Summer Camp Festival Lineup, Featuring Music, Kickball, Scavenger Hunt, and Four Square!
  • Team Robespierre Live! Tonight! Sold Out!!
  • Team TMT Gittin’ ’Er Done (Reporting, That Is); Twilight Sad Gittin’ It On (Touring, Of Course)
  • Ted Leo And The Pharmacists Announce New Tourdates, Me to Invent Fake Corrupt Politicians To Inspire New Album
  • Ted Leo To Field Questions at Noon Today, Winter Tour
  • Ted Leo Tours the World, Admits to Being a Fanjaya
  • Ted Leo/Pharmacists Record Another Album and Embark on Yet Another Tour
  • Teenage Jesus & the Jerks Reunite! Dick Cheney Says "So"?
  • Telepathe Dance Their Way into Our Hearts with North American Tour in Support of Debut LP
  • Telepathe Headlines New Tour, Ouija Board Responds with Nonsensical "KSJ9 No Good Bye"
  • Ten Kens Are Touring Europe. Oh Joy! What an Opportunity to Write a Zany, Predictable News Story About the Origin of Their Name!
  • Tenacious D Take Pity on Neil Hamburger and Invite Him on Tour; Six Fans Rejoice
  • TGINAS75 (Thank God It’s Not Another Sweet 75 Record) — Krist Novoselic to Play Music with Flipper on Tour
  • Thank God for Sweatshop Labor: NIKE Brings Built to Spill, Britt Daniel, Ratatat to Musicfest NW
  • The 1990s Go On Tour; My Awkward Pubescent Teenage Years Open Select Shows
  • The Album Leaf Tour After New Album Veers Violently Into Hip-Hop-Style Collabs
  • The Andrew Bird and Apostle Of Hustle Unofficial Power Hour Presents: The Whistle While You Tour, Hotel Tour of Death
  • The Antlers Stock Up on Flannels and Wool Socks for Upcoming Fall Tour
  • The Apples in Stereo Announce Upcoming Colbert, Live, Tape, and Film Appearances
  • The Astounding Juana Molina Set To Astound Across The Country
  • The Besnard Lakes Take Their Dark Horse To Cities You’ve Heard Of
  • The Black Kids Are Virgins — No, Wait, The Black Kids Tour With The Virgins
  • The Black Lips Go Psyche with GZA and Tour
  • The Blow To Whoosh Across Austria, Glide Through Spain, Waft Through France, Flutter Through Germany, Discharge All Over Sweden
  • The Boggs Approach 3,000 Hits; Tour In Honor of Wade Boggs With New Members
  • The Books Continue Code of Silence on What Could be a Triple-Disc Multimedia DVD Project for All We Know; Tour
  • The Books Set to Premiere New Songs on Fall Tour
  • The Books Tour, Premiere New Songs/Video Presentations at Upcoming Dates, Call Reading Rainbow’s LeVar Burton Just to Say Hey
  • The Breeders Tour UK This Spring, Aren’t Pregnant
  • The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming AGAIN: UK Post-Punk Band These New Puritans to Invade U.S.
  • The Brits, Led by Coldplay, are Invading Again — Rise Up America!
  • The Broken West Hit The North, South, East, and West This Fall!
  • The Butthole Surfers Return to Old Ways, Ask for So-Called Psychic Pills for Their Next Tour, Instead Get Stuck with Psychic Ills
  • The Carrots, Poster Children of the Hollywood Left, To Tour
  • The Constantines Tour, Play New York Twice to Appease Me (Obviously)
  • The Constantines Trek To Live Show Dates To Play A Rock Tour Jaunt
  • The Creeping Nobodies Are Right; They Ain’t Shit!!!
  • The Cure For What Ails Ya: Ted Leo + The Pharmacists Tour America
  • The Cure to Tour This September in Support of Pending Release, Titled Maybe We’re Born With It, Maybe It’s Maybelline!; Tyra Banks to Bitch Slap Cover Girl Execs for Losing Album Title Plug to Better-Taglined Makeup Rival; America’s Next Top Model Girls To Put Tyra Out of Her Marginally Overweight Misery
  • The Dears’ Bus Stolen Night Before Tour, Band Regrets Not Painting It Like the Mystery Machine
  • The Debate Over Punk Ends Here and Now; Jello Biafra on Tour
  • The Decemberists Announce Fall Tour; Yes, They’re Still Playing That Pretentious, Wank-Off Opera Thing Instead of The Songs That You Love
  • The Decemberists Announce New Tourdates; This Will Be The Only News Story In Existence This Week That Won’t Mention The Name Of A Certain Alaskan Hockey Mom
  • The Decemberists Cancel "The Long and Short of It" Tour
  • The Decemberists Embark On Orchestral Tour And Trip Into Utter Insanity
  • The Decemberists Go On Tour, Move Mr P To A Bigger House
  • The Decemberists Return to The Colbert Report; This Time It’s, Uh, You Know, NOT Personal
  • The Decemberists to Unveil Animated Film at Upcoming LA Show! (Yaaaaay!) But It’s a Hazards of Love Thing! (Booooo!) But It’s Also a Benefit for High School Music Programs! (Yaaaaay!)
  • The Dinosaur Jr. Friendship Celebration our Starts This Month!
  • The Dirtbombs Ready To Explode With A New LP & Tour. Do You Get The Whole Bomb Thing & The Fact That They Explode?
  • The Dodos Fear Extinction, Write New Album and Plan Huge U.S. Tour Before Its Too Late
  • The Dodos Tour As The Crow Flies
  • The Dodos Tour the World; Thousands Conditioned to Crave Beer with a Hint of Lime
  • The Dow is Down, Awesome Tours are Up, Courtesy of Marnie Stern and Gang Gang Dance
  • The Dutchess and The Duke to Go on Tour For, Like, Ever; Wait, Which One’s The Dutchess and Which One’s the Duke, Again?
  • The Early Day Catches The... Miners Tour? Nah, That Didn’t Quite Work
  • The Fabulous Grand Buffet Tour
  • The Faint Is Having a Dance Party Again Soon
  • The Faint Provide Soundtrack to TMT Roadtrip, Tour
  • The Faint to Self-Release New Album And Tour, Reclaim Their Spot On The Dance Floor
  • The Faint Tour (A Cautionary Tale)
  • The Family Stone lures Sly to BB King’s With Promise of Hot Wings, Coke...
  • The Feelies Schedule Two (Sorta-Kinda Three) Reunion Shows for March
  • The Fiery Furnaces Plan Zany Fall Tour in Which They Will Send Instructional DVDs, Sheet Music, and Customizable Set Lists to Mailing List Fans So That They Can Construct the Shows in Their Own Homes! (Okay, Not Really... But Doesn’t That Sound Oddly Plausible?)
  • The Fiery Furnaces to Use Their August Shows as a Propaganda Tool for America’s Socialist President, His Socialist Policies, and His Socialist Health Care Plans (If I Say Socialist Enough, Then It Must Be True!)
  • The Flaming Lips Hit All the Festivals This Summer; Hippies Hit Bongs at All Those Festivals
  • The Flaming Lips Play Interstellar Baseball Using Live DVD And Tri-Color Mitts Made Of Wizard Powder And Togetherness And Milk
  • The Friz’s 50th TMT News Story Celebration Special Featuring Special Guest Jose Gonzalez Tour Info
  • The Fucking Champs Fucking Tour
  • The Futureheads Figure Out How to Get Laid, Tour UK Student Unions
  • The Futureheads Tour the U.K., Are My Second Favorite Active Band with an Obnoxiously Strong British Accent
  • The Go! Team Team Up with Chucky D of Public Enemy, Conflicting Tourdates UNVEILED
  • The Good Life Announce European Dates; Tim Kasher Anticipates Drinking Opportunities
  • The Good News: The Meat Puppets Are Touring! The Bad News: They’re Opening for Stone Temple Pilots
  • The Gossip Just Want to Have Fun at the First Annual True Colors Tour
  • The Green Man Reveals First Fruits of Festival Lineup From Its Gigantic Tree-Like Limbs and Leafy Loins; Beirut, Iron & Wine, The National, Black Mountain, and More Grateful to Be Discharged to Wales for Momentous Event
  • The Handsome Family Leave Their Family Behind, Go on Tour
  • The Helio Sequence Make Two Revolutions Around the Country
  • The Helio Sequence Tour For Your Extra Credit Points
  • The Hives to Tour, No One to Really Care
  • The Hold Steady Tour for (Most) Boys and Girls in America Then Some... Tough Shit, Arkansas
  • The Idea of Releasing A New LP & Touring Suits Electrelane Quite Well
  • The Jealous Girlfriends to Tour with Sea Wolf, You to Go to a Show, Your Annoying Girlfriend to Demand Knowing Who is Going to Be There, What Time You Will Be Back, If You Will Buy Her a Tee-Shirt, You to Hate Her But Still Probably Do It When You Get Home If Nothing Is On But Syndicated Episodes of One Tree Hill
  • The Jesus and Mary Chain Tour; The Buddha and Siddhartha Handcuffs Still Broken Up (For Now!)
  • The King Khan & BBQ Show To Go On Massive Tour, Hope You’re Hungry... For ROCK‘N’ROLL!!!
  • The Kinks’ Ray Davies Sick of Wes Anderson Paying His Bills, To Release Solo LP in February
  • The Knife Write an Opera about Darwin, Kinda Creeps Some People Out
  • The Kooks to Tour, Me to Wonder If I Was Destined to Fall In Love With a Less Quirky British Version of Myself With The Same Last Name, Or If This Is Another One of Those Things I Just Convince Myself Out Of Compulsive Boredom
  • The Ladybug Transistor Do What Was Once Thought Impossible: Release New EP and Tour
  • The Latest Craze: Remix Apostle of Hustle and Flow Yourself Prizes
  • The Legendary Pink Dots Plan Nationwide Tour and New Album in October; The Unremarkable Pink Dots Eat Cold SpaghettiO’s in the Dark and Wonder Where They Went Wrong
  • The Locust Prepare to Inflict Aural Destruction Throughout Europe This Summer
  • The Long Blondes Tour To Support New LP; What, You Have A Better Way Of Doing It?
  • The Mae Shi Are Definitely Touring The U.S. in July
  • The Magnetic Fields Tour; Spread Way More than 69 Love Songs Across America
  • The Mai Shi want you to book their tour, release their album, and pay them. They agree to supply 400 feet of Christmas lights and costumes.
  • The Mars Volta Tour; Call For Tickets in the Next Five Minutes And We’ll Double The Length of Your Solos!
  • The Melvins to Play Dates in Japan and America; TMT Writer to Cross Out Final Two Items on His Bucket List
  • The Misfits Bring Their Reign of Terror and Manic Panic to America Once More… Sans Danzig
  • The Most Serene Republic to Tour, Canadians to Maybe Get Naked
  • The Most Serene Republic: "They make cool music AND know Kevin Drew."
  • The Mountain Goats Adopts Pay-What-You-Want Model for New EP, Ignores Fans Who Don’t Own a Computer or Vinyl Doohickey, Might Be a KKK Member for All We Know
  • The Mountain Goats and Final Fantasy Nerd Out Together on US Tour
  • The Mountain Goats and Kaki King Go on Leisurely Autumnal Jaunt Across Whole Country; Does Anyone Have $5 I Can Borrow to Do Laundry?
  • The Mountain Goats Love You, But Are Not In Love With You. Bitch. The "No Strings Attached" Tour.
  • The Music Tapes Plans Caroling Tour... Yes, a CAROLING Tour
  • The Music Tapes’ Julian Koster And His Singing Saw to Go Caroling Again This Year
  • The National And Modest Mouse Announce Upcoming Opening Tour For R.E.M.; Michael Stipe Sleeps Soundly Knowing That His Band Is 2% More Relevant Than They Were A Week Ago
  • The National Announce New Tour, Offer Sneak Preview Of Their New Album
  • The National Tours; Opts Not To Include Opening Bands and Replaces Them With Presidential Debates
  • The New "Don’t Call Us A Canadian Supergroup, Just Call Us Super Fabulous" Pornographers Touring this Fall
  • The New Motherfucking (literally) Flesh Push You Down the Razorblade Slide
  • The New Pornographers Tour, Joe Francis Doesn’t
  • The Octopus Project Are Far Less Terrifying Than You Might Think, Are Touring
  • The Old Haunts Tour; I Make A Top 5 List, The Entries of Which Vary In Scariness And Relevance
  • The One-Hundred Per-Cent Solution: John Wiese Is Everywhere You Want To Be
  • The Only Thing Standing Between You and The New Deerhunter Album Is a Secret Handshake
  • The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart Announce Lengthy Tour, Play Every SXSW Showcase Ever
  • The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart Team Up With Cymbals Eat Guitars For Fall Tour; Bloggers Seek Out Change of Underwear
  • The Pogues Announce Tourdates; See Them Before McGowan Dies
  • The Psychedelic Furs Reunite... Again, Tour America... Again
  • The Rain Falls "Pit" "Er" "Pat" "Er" Tour
  • The Rapture Tour U.S. and Canada; Confused Christian Fundamentalists Buy Tickets, Are in for Big Surprise
  • The Raveonettes Prepare for U.S. Tour, Get Ready to Get Ready to Record Album
  • The Road to Recovery Starts with Arthur & Yu Touring the World (The United States & Japan) in a Matter of Minutes (Months)
  • The Roots Team with Public Enemy to Perform It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, Avoid Jimmy Fallon’s Awkward Karaoke Night Excursions
  • The Rosebuds Take On China and Europe This Fall, Seek New TV Show To Watch On The Road
  • The Rosebuds To Do Citizen Kane of Tours: Lexington to Pittsburgh!
  • The Ruby Suns Announce Tourdates From Now Until Eternity, Hope D’Addario Strings Last Long Enough
  • The Sea And Cake Tour America; All Hail John McCrea!
  • The Second Most Important Rap Tour of the Spring: El-P, Dizzee Rascal, and Busdriver to Play Bar Mitzvahs and Backyards; Kanye West, Rihanna, and Lupe Fiasco to Play the Seven Wonders of the World, MSG, and the Moon
  • The Shins Are Touring, And I Like AltaVista’s Babel Fish Translator Because It Makes My News Story Funny
  • The Shins’ Wincing the Night Away Finally Reviewed! Tour!
  • The Stills Refuse Racy Photo Shoot, Leave Vice; Sign With Arts & Crafts
  • The Story of the Jock Who Clapped His Hands And Said Yeah; A Short Fictional Tale By Scout Leader Kyle
  • The Streets Plans New LP, Schedules Tour, Is Probably Drunk
  • The Super, Furry, And Welsh Animals Are Coming!
  • The Super-Secretive Black Moth Super Rainbow Ready A Tour, Secretly
  • The Thermals to Release New LP and Tour, Fans Super Happy; In Other News, Kenya Human Rights Activist Shot Dead
  • The Thermals Tour Without Butt Flap; Baby Exchanges Erupt Across Europe
  • The TMT Beach House/Over the Atlantic Gals ’N’ Pals Double Digest Betty & Veronica Letters Spectacular!
  • The Twilight Sad on Diplomatic Tour, Diplomats Confused, Diplo Excited
  • The Twinkie Defense Is Not an Acceptable Excuse! Go See Harvey Milk on Tour!
  • The Von Bondies Live To Rock ‘n’ Rock And To Live At Home, Abroad
  • The War on Drugs Tour with The Hold Steady, Cue Witty Puns by Pretentious Writers
  • The Weakerthans Jump On The Bandwagon of Bands Stupid Enough To Tour Europe In The Winter
  • The Well-Meaning Crime Syndicate to Sabotage Bad Music Just Can’t Get it Right: They Cut Short Grizzly Bear’s Tour Instead
  • The World Don’t Move to the Beat of Just One Drum; Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond, Jr. To Tour
  • Thee Oh Sees Tour, Hopefully Honor My Request To Not Change Name to The Oh Say Can You Sees
  • Thee Oh Sees: How To Become A Fan
  • Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band Ruined My Mini Golf Game To Notify Me That They Were Touring
  • There Were Plants and Birds and Rocks and Things... And a New Arctic Monkeys Album in August
  • There Will Be Blood: British Sea Power’s Keyboardist Knocked Unconscious After Stage-Diving Accident
  • Thermals Snuggle Up with Big Sleep for Coziest Tour Ever, Break Curfew with the Hold Steady
  • Thermsals tour; Smithwicks is DEEEHEEEE-LICIOUS!
  • These Arms Are Snakes On A Plane!
  • They Might Be Giants Play New Dates, Tour Manager Seems to Have Just Given Up
  • They Skipped Columbus Day?! What? Thanks, Greh; Hive Mind Tour
  • They Tried To Make Her Tour America, She Said "Yes, Yes, Yes"; Sharon "The Legit Amy Winehouse" Jones Traces U.S. Tour
  • They’re Trading in Their Chevys for Some Cadilac-ac-ac-ac-acs; Tapes ’n Tapes and Wild Light Movin’ Out on Tour
  • Think Punk!: Members of NY Experimental Music Scene Discover Passion for Modern Dance in Remake of Karole Armitage and Rhys Chatham’s Drastic Classicism
  • This Is For All the Ladies Out There; Lady Sovereign on a Mad Fit Tour, Aiight?
  • THIS JUST IN! The Hold Steady to Play Bruce Springsteen Tribute
  • This Just In: Incredibly Beautiful Women (And Singers too, I guess) The Pipettes Being Kept Out of The Country, I Hate America
  • This just in: Smashing Pumpkins Suck but That Doesn’t Stop Them from Scheduling More Tour Dates
  • This Picture Show Means Old Time Relijun Is Touring
  • This Thanksgiving, Jonathan Richman Traces His Hand to Make a Picture of a Turkey, Embarks on Mini-Tour
  • This Week on The Indie and the Beautiful: Grand Archives Tour
  • Thom Yorke Confirms Warm-Up Show for Tomorrow in LA
  • Thom Yorke Starts a New Band with Nigel Godrich and Flea! "The battle of the bulge is on," says Colin Greenwood.
  • Thom Yorke’s Brother Andy to Release Solo Album
  • Three Legged Race and Caboladies — Or As I Like To Call Them, ‘Kentucky’s Best’ — Tour
  • Throbbing Gristle Member’s New Project Threshold HouseBoys Choir Added to Already Stone-Cold Awesome Brainwaves Festival Lineup; Kranky Celebrates 15th Anniversary
  • Throbbing Gristle Tour Update: Give NY and Chicago Fans Another Chance to Enter the Death Factory, Tell LA concertgoers "Sorrrry"
  • Thrones/Growing/Wolf Eyes/Bloc Party
  • Throw Me The Statue Throw Us a New LP and Tour; Catch Them or You Are a Loser
  • Thurston Moore Still Looks Like Thurston Moore, Tours Solo
  • Thurston Moore Teases Fans With Mini-Tour
  • Tickley Feather to Charm You Again This Fall on Record and On Tour, AnCo Swoons
  • Tim Harrington Checks "Les Savy Fav Tour" Off To-Do List
  • Times New Viking Deported... Or Touring UK (Definitely One of The Two Though)
  • Times New Viking Hearts The Velvet Undergound
  • Times New Viking Play Velvet Underground Covers, Avoids Creepy Mystery Injections
  • Times New Viking To Go On Tour, Again
  • Times New Viking Will Make Simple Things Really Loud All Across America on Their Fall Tour; Also They Will Release a New Record This Month; Yes, It Will Be Loud, Too
  • Tindersticks Short-Term Itinerary: Release Album in North America (Check); Tourdates (Confirmed); Mess With the Zohan (Tentative)
  • Tiny Mix Tapes @ SXSW 2009!
  • Titus Andronicus Tour with Los Campesinos! I Second That Emotion!
  • TMT 101: Intro to Getting Your Shit Together, Pass/Fail; Something About Pinback
  • TMT Fills the Whole Front Page with the Catchiest Words We Can Find: "New Pornographers Tour"
  • TMT Financial Analyst Suggests Link Between Magik Markers Tour and Massive Stock Losses
  • TMT Interviews Brian Wilson For This News Story
  • TMT Mega-Giveaway at Enon Shows Across U.S.!!!
  • TMT Writer Refuses to Take High Road, Eschews Obvious "Shopping" Metaphors to Explain Earlimart’s Fall Tour, Is Damn Excited About Having Used The Word "Eschews"
  • TMT’s Top Fictional, Semi-Fictional, & Non-Fictional Riverboat Gamblers of All-Time, Tour
  • To Live and Shave in L.A. Release Line of Natural Glow Firming Moisturizer (One with Kevin Drumm!), Tour
  • Tokyo Police Club Announce Plan To Escape The Stockholm Sheriff Squad By Releasing A New Album And Touring
  • Tokyo Police Club Indulge In a Game of Pictionary
  • Tokyo Police Club Start A Tokyo Police Club Fan Club And Tour
  • Tokyo Police Club Tour in December, February, And March — No Word Yet On January
  • Tokyo Police Club’s Upcoming Tour and My Not-So-Secret Schoolgirl Crush
  • Tonight Let’s All Make Love in… Providence? Silversun Pickups U.S. Tour Begins!
  • Tony Conrad and Keiji Haino Hook Up for U.S. Dates
  • Top 10 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Movies; Tegan and Sara Tour
  • Tortoise Setting Off for European Tour
  • Tour, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tour!!!
  • Tourdate Conversion Example: Quintron Tours
  • Trail Of Dead Announces Summer Tourdates; Wait, They Haven’t Broken Up Yet?!
  • Transfigurations 2009: Mount Eerie, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Kurt Vile, Akron/Family, and Others Show Up for Best 5th Birthday Party Ever
  • Transmodern Festival 2008 Will Piss You Off
  • Travis Morrison Tour Gets A Rating Of Zero Point — Oh Just Go See The Show Already
  • Treasure Island: A Grocery Store, A Casino, A Robert Louis Stevenson Novel, And Now A Music Festival Too!
  • Tricky Plans Totally Epic, Bitchin’ Tour of the U.S. This Spring
  • Trippy Green Skull Tells Dan Deacon To Go On Tour, Again
  • TSA Announces: Explosions In The Sky Allowed In 3 oz Containers or Smaller
  • TV On The Radio Dramatically Expand Tour in Support of Dear Science,; Ethno-Sectarian Violence Is Funny If You Think Really Hard About It
  • TV On the Radio Tour the U.S.; Ironically Ignore the Prudes Up in Cookie Mountain
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  • Two Dudes in the Park Talk about The Twilight Sad and No Age Touring
  • Two Gallants Attend Therapy To Prepare For Upcoming European Tour
  • Two Gallants Plan Summer Tour With Time Set Aside To Recover From Taser Attacks
  • Two-Thirds of One-Fifth of The Strokes Tour! Er, I mean, Little Joy to Hit the Road This Summer Sans Fab!
  • Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck Eastwesttour AMERICA!
  • Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck Offend Everyone... Ever,Tour U.S., Render Jokes Useless
  • Type O’ Negative Tour, Release New Album, Refuse to be Affiliated with this News Story
  • Uh Oh, There’s Trouble In Paradise! Dan Deacon Ditches Deerhunter And No Age For A Solo Fall Tour
  • UK, Get Ready for MIA AND Rye Rye Tonight!
  • Un-American Cat Power Tours Librul, Godless Europe
  • Underworld Cancels Remainder of European Tour
  • Unofficial 2008 TMT Reader News Story Pledge Drive; RTX Tour Template Included
  • Unwed Sailor Prep LP 5, Tour Relentlessly (Okay, Not Really Relentlessly)
  • Unwed Sailor Tour States With Syphilis, I Mean, Sybris
  • Upcoming Killers Tour Sucks Hapless TMT Writer Into Large Tub of Nostalgic Schmaltz
  • Update: Pavement Reunion Pre-Sale Tickets On Sale Tomorrow, Compilation LP Due Next Year
  • UPDATE: Ted Leo Cancels Tour with Pharmacists, Solo Shows Still On
  • Updated: My Bloody Valentine Shows Sell-Out in Six Minutes, So They Add Two Four More Shows!
  • Upset The Rhythm Knows How to Party: Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in the U.S. in Time to Host Three Shows
  • Vampire Weekend Announce 2010 Shows to Coincide with The Twilight Saga: New Moon’s DVD Release... Oops, I Mean Their New Record... Oops, I Mean Your Life
  • Vampire Weekend Piss Off Smaller Cities By Only Playing Major Cities On Upcoming Tour
  • Van Morrison to Perform Astral Weeks in Its Entirety — Big Deal, I Listen to That Album Like Everyday in Its Entirety — He Aint’ Showin’ Me Nuttin’ New!
  • Vashti "Punxsutawney" Bunyan Goes On Groundhog’s Day U.S. Tour
  • Vetiver Are a Thing of the Past, But They’re Touring Anyway
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  • VHS Or Beta’s Upcoming Tour Provokes Intense Thought
  • Viacom to Cut 850 Jobs Across All Departments, Including MTV; Rhapsody Office in New York Shut Down; Chairman Sumner Redstone Also Sells Midway Games for a Pittance to Relieve Crippling Debt, Should Expect Citizen Kane-esque Realization That His Life Has Been Empty and Meaningless Any Day Now
  • Vic Chesnutt’s New Tour To Be Performed on Behalf of Human Creation, Art, and Architecture
  • Virgin Mobile Fest Announces Lineup, Two Days of Full-Length Sets from “All A-List” Acts
  • Vision Creation New Shoes: Boredoms (ボアダムス) Team with NIKE (NYSE: NKE) to Present "88BoaDrum"
  • Voulez-vous écouter Jay-Z avec moi? Ce soir? Hov Bids Adieu to Def Jam, Plans Series of Intimate Soirees
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  • Weasel Walter, Peter Evans, And 30 of Their Closest Friends Hit the Road in Support of Two Jazztacular New Releases!
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