New Release from The Brian Jonestown Massacre Out April 15 [News Article]

Kanye West Launches Search Engine, Redistributes Wealth by Owning Truth [News Article]

The Most Serene Republic to Tour, Canadians to Maybe Get Naked [News Article]

A Dirty Joke: A White Horse Fell in the Mud; Not a Dirty Joke: Rappers on Steroids [News Article]

Ice Cube Changing the Face of Hip-Hop, Not Including a “Feat. T-Pain” in a Potential Col [News Article]

Okkervil River Announce Tourdates, None of these Tourdates Are in the U.S. [News Article]

Jens Lekman to Tour, Rocky Dennis Not to Tour, or: In 30 Years, I Will Wear Jumpers and Comfortable [News Article]

Stars to Tour Europe, In Order to Tour Must Leave Their Bedroom After the War [News Article]

Wyclef Jean Performs at RIAA Party, RIAA Probably Settled, Ladies Go Wild for Garth Brooks in Tight [News Article]

Sole and The Skyrider Band Tour, Instill Fear Over Dystopia, Insert Predictably Overused Philip K. D [News Article]

Belle and Sebastian Release Calendar; Me to Use a Non-Digressive Headline for the First Time [News Article]

Bruce Springsteen to Tour; Americans Love Glorified Poverty, Cars, and Sex; You to Probably Make Fun [News Article]

Dan Deacon to Tour, People Like Me Never to Dance at Dan Deacon Shows, People like Tracy from Hai [News Article]

Band of Horses Reject Wal-Mart's Advances, Lose Potential Cash Money, or: Ben Bridwell Kills Future [News Article]

Pink Martini to Tour, Me to Play Six (or Fewer) Degrees of Bob Pacitti, Who Does Not Resemble Kevin [News Article]

Fiery Furnaces to Tour U.S., You to No Longer Need Coats, Mittens, Blankets, or Those Warming Insert [News Article]

Nick Drake Box Set Re-Released Today with Bonus Goods, Fuzzy-Haired Kids to Play Guitars in Front of [News Article]

Victoria's Secret to Release Spice Girls Disc; Your Girlfriend to Stop Wearing Ugly Panties [News Article]

Nas Continues to Fight The Man, Corrects Spelling, L.A. Reid is a Modern Day Tammy Wynette [News Article]

Prefuse 73 to Tour with School of Seven Bells, Blank Blue [News Article]