RACES announce summer tour, racists announce summer stay inside and boil in their own repulsive hatred [News Article]

Lil B has released a classical album, so feign surprise for the next four minutes and then go on with your life [News Article]

Mastodon head to Europe for Festival of the Mastodon, discover that no such thing exists, play at other festivals instead [News Article]

Eternal Summers announce Correct Behavior LP for summer release, go on summer tour, cryogenically freeze themselves from September to June [News Article]

Planes Mistaken for Stars announce summer reunion tour, now feel your face and realize you've grown a beard [News Article]

Husky announce Sub Pop debut Forever So, tour with Sub Pop bands, catch terminal Sub Pop fever, die [News Article]

Hudson Mohawke and Lunice cross geographical barriers to release TNGHT EP, JUST LIKE THE POSTAL SERVICE, EXACTLY LIKE THE POSTAL SERVICE [News Article]

The Vaselines are going on a US tour, but sorry, it'll probably be over by the end of this headline [News Article]

Twin Shadow announces new album Confess; here's some motorcycle noises vrooooooeoooooom [News Article]

Bumbershoot announces 2012 lineup, but I just wish it was called Bumbleshoot, because I want to make bee puns. [News Article]

Big K.R.I.T. to release Live from the Underground full-length while I continue to ride his coattails because we're from the same state [News Article]

Black Bananas go on tour to support Rad Times Xpress IV, actual black bananas continue to be gross [News Article]

Autechre release their rare debut EP on vinyl, I continue to pretend I know things about Autechre [News Article]

Destroyer adds Euro dates, just because he has, like, a ton of euros lying around and doesn't want to exchange them [News Article]

La Sera promotes flossing on US tour in May [News Article]

Magik Markers are the ones making that weird buzzing noise in your house, but don't worry, they're going on tour [News Article]

Los Campesinos! go on tour this June, wash it all down with a Bud bigger than all of us [News Article]

Laurel Halo has bought you a present and it's European tourdates. Sorry to ruin the surprise. [News Article]

Xtra Mile launch North American branch, recruit Future of the Left as ever-friendly ambassadors [News Article]