M83 pull massive prank by going on tour, telling everybody they've got a prank planned, but actually just going on tour [News Article]

Sir Richard Bishop and W. David Oliphant announce collaborative album inspired by Buddhism, so, yeah, they probably know a thing or two about infinity [News Article]

Kool A.D., A.K.A. THE KID, of Das Racist announces summer tour, A.K.A. THE KID'S TOUR [News Article]

Wild Nothing goes on WILD tour with DIIV, forces them to party forever every night [News Article]

The Velvet Underground & Nico to receive six-disc reissue in celebration of 45th anniversary; Warner begins preliminary plans for seven-disc 55th anniversary package [News Article]

Maserati announce Maserati VII, then they do about a million donuts in their rad car [News Article]

Sharon Van Etten has the results of your blood test: you're fine and she's going on tour [News Article]

AU go on tour, announce Deerhoof remix, think about how much they like Deerhoof [News Article]

Thom Yorke's new band to release 12-inch single, so I'm pretty sure Radiohead are definitely breaking up [News Article]

Smashing Pumpkins reissue Pisces Iscariot, but do you know what happens if you say Billy Corgan three times to a mirror? You become Billy Corgan. [News Article]

Pete Swanson announces Pro Style EP, but you already knew that, you superfan you [News Article]

Scott Walker's The Drift to receive vinyl edition packaged in a nice suit, a swanky suit [News Article]

Excepter goes on tour, while my dad blasts Excepter from his 1994 Taurus every day of his life [News Article]

Christopher Owens leaves Girls. Well, where'd he leave them? HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. [News Article]

Woods name their new album Bend Beyond, 'cause you're gonna bend it to these hot new Woods tracks. Also, it's coming out in September. [News Article]

Future Islands, a.k.a. America's number one dreamboats, go on dreamy summer tour [News Article]

Corin Tucker announces new record Kill My Blues, stars in sketch comedy program Tucsonia, whoops, that last bit was from my dream journal [News Article]

Lightning Bolt are going on tour this fall, so it's time to learn all the lyrics: KRRSSH WAAAAUGHUAHH SMASH [News Article]

Archers of Loaf go on tour for the weekend, else the boss is gonna be maaaad [News Article]