Thank You politely break up [News Article]

Grimes announces new album for January, while the ghostly wail of Dizzee Rascal floats above the moor [News Article]

Raekwon to release Just 4 Laughs Pt.2 mixtape on Black Friday, presumably as a goof [News Article]

The Appleseed Cast go on tour this fall so they can feel the crunch of brown leaves beneath their feet, the warm cider on their lips [News Article]

Screeching Weasel have a new EP coming out, vie for spot on next year's Lilith Fair tour [News Article]

Jay-Z to become a cartoon, thus defeating MC Hammer once and for all [News Article]

Drag City, your super-secret crush, launches a new booking agency, reads your totally sad diary [News Article]

Arts & Crafts signs Eight and a Half, the result of a dark Broken Social Scene wizard raising The Stills from their grave [News Article]

Black Keys announce new record with help of Saul Go— Bob Odenkirk [News Article]

Frank Ocean steps out of the warm womb of Odd Future for first solo dates [News Article]

Jon Brion to produce Best Coast full-length in a snobs v. slobs showdown for the ages [News Article]

Thom Yorke, Caribou, Jamie xx to do online DJ set, bring the experience of being sweaty and cramped to your very home [News Article]

Mister Heavenly hit the road, cementing Ryan Kattner/Nick Thorburn as the indie pop world's Hope/Crosby [News Article]

DD/MM/YYYY break up on 09/26/2011, reform as Absolutely Free on 09/27/2011 [News Article]

Holy Ghost! prove that they can headline a tour and release a single by headlining a tour and releasing a single [News Article]

Strange Boys announce third full-length recorded in studio and decidedly NOT recorded live [News Article]

Prurient wants to dance with you and only you on new Time's Arrow EP [News Article]

Trash Talk to put out new Awake EP on True Panther, all labels to one day become hardcore labels [News Article]

Panda Bear and Sonic Boom feast on flesh of the living, flesh out their upcoming tour [News Article]

Karl Blau, Nigerian prince, needs only $16,000 of your money to complete final 12 albums of 42-album series. Invest now! [News Article]