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Black Keys announce new record with help of Saul Go— Bob Odenkirk [News Article]

Frank Ocean steps out of the warm womb of Odd Future for first solo dates [News Article]

Jon Brion to produce Best Coast full-length in a snobs v. slobs showdown for the ages [News Article]

Thom Yorke, Caribou, Jamie xx to do online DJ set, bring the experience of being sweaty and cramped to your very home [News Article]

Mister Heavenly hit the road, cementing Ryan Kattner/Nick Thorburn as the indie pop world's Hope/Crosby [News Article]

DD/MM/YYYY break up on 09/26/2011, reform as Absolutely Free on 09/27/2011 [News Article]

Holy Ghost! prove that they can headline a tour and release a single by headlining a tour and releasing a single [News Article]

Strange Boys announce third full-length recorded in studio and decidedly NOT recorded live [News Article]

Prurient wants to dance with you and only you on new Time's Arrow EP [News Article]

Trash Talk to put out new Awake EP on True Panther, all labels to one day become hardcore labels [News Article]

Panda Bear and Sonic Boom feast on flesh of the living, flesh out their upcoming tour [News Article]

Karl Blau, Nigerian prince, needs only $16,000 of your money to complete final 12 albums of 42-album series. Invest now! [News Article]

Gary Numan plans new LP, potentially to remind you of his long, influential career while "Cars" spirals infinitely through your skullspace [News Article]

A Winged Victory for the Sullen to provide tie-wearing music, tie-wearing live dates [News Article]

Odd Future gets series on Adult Swim, where they show Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show [News Article]

Moonface announces North American tour, starts work on new album, because what else is Spencer Krug going to do with his time [News Article]

Stooges postpone tour due to Iggy Pop foot injury, forever proving that he can feel pain [News Article]

Crooked Fingers tour the US; Eric Bachmann's beard slotted to open every show [News Article]