The Dodos Tour the World; Thousands Conditioned to Crave Beer with a Hint of Lime [News Article]

Bowerbirds Announce New Tour with Megafaun; The Amount of Bird Puns that Just Came to Mind Is Alarmi [News Article]

The Paper Chase Announce Tour, New Disaster-Themed LP, Topic Provides Too Much Fodder for a Focused [News Article]

Camera Obscura Touring, In Danger of Depleting Stage Banter Supply by Fall [News Article]

They Might Be Giants Play New Dates, Tour Manager Seems to Have Just Given Up [News Article]

Fever Ray Actually Coming to the Continent of North America [News Article]

Band of Horses Announce Summer Tour [News Article]

Phoenix Tour North America This Summer, Don't Go to Phoenix [News Article]

The Dears' Bus Stolen Night Before Tour, Band Regrets Not Painting It Like the Mystery Machine [News Article]

Best Buy Considers Adding Vinyl Section to All Stores [News Article]

Dude from Unicorns and Dude from Arcade Fire form Clues, Give Everyone a Hankering to Accuse Ms. Sca [News Article]

Mountain Goats' John Darnielle and John Vanderslice Release Vinyl-Only EP Titled Moon Colony Bloo [News Article]

M. Ward Raves On for a Cross-Country Tour [News Article]

Au Goes on Massive European Tour, Always Wins Scrabble with 2-Letter Word Combos [News Article]

Andrew Bird Tours World, There Will Be No Mention of "Flying," "Whistling," "Flitting," or "Warbling" in This News Brief [News Article]

Telepathe Headlines New Tour, Ouija Board Responds with Nonsensical "KSJ9 No Good Bye" [News Article]

The Beatles' Entire Catalog Remastered, World Needs Collective Change of Pants [News Article]

Fucked Up Goes on Short Tour, Opts for More Canada Dates [News Article]

Brooklyn Moves McCarren Park Pool Venue to Waterfront, Wistful Small Town Residents Gaze Through Rai [News Article]

Live Nation Slaps Concertgoers with Fishy Parking Fees; No One Surprised [News Article]