Beans, Beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more likely Beans will sign to Anticon for a new album [News Article]

Wu-Tang Clan announce US tour details — or are they the dates of secret rituals that will bring about the WuPocalypse? [News Article]

Milo goes to Austin: Fun Fun Fun Fest announces The Descendents as 2010 headliners [News Article]

The Black Keys to release a black box set on Black Friday [News Article]

Small Sins announce tour of the very sinful country of Canada [News Article]

Rhymefest changes his name to Governmentfest, announces his candidacy for Chicago Alderman [News Article]

Some things take a long time to make: Seefeel announce first album in 14 years [News Article]

Sorry all you fans of medical paraphernaila, but Clinic have canceled their upcoming UK tour [News Article]

Hey, Barb! These munchies for the party are great! Do you think I could see them on a fall tour? Munch Munch announce UK tour [News Article]

I Would Tour 4 U: Prince announces US tour with a bunch of people that you'll have to watch before watching Prince [News Article]

Wire announce new album in their "Colors" series, Red Barked Tree, due in January [News Article]

Ghostface Killah to release The Apollo Kids into the world in December, world licks its lips in anticipation [News Article]

Moe Tucker, Velvet Underground drummer, supports the Tea Party; dream = over [News Article]

Interscope makes how much of its money from digital sales? [News Article]

The Flaming Lips' "March of 1,000 Skeletons" rises from the dead for another Halloween [News Article]

Phosphorescent join The National for European tour this fall, but The National are only bringing them along because Mom made them [News Article]

Mobius Band call it quits and don't give a reason, just like that time your lover in high school stopped calling you and disappeared [News Article]

Carla Bozulich and herself, sitting in a tree, T-O-U-R-I-N-G [News Article]

Marnie Stern plots the destruction of all shitty guitar players and a fall tour [News Article]

The Soft Boys make themselves relevant again, and by relevant I mean they reissue their best album [News Article]