Ringo Starr announces new album Postcards from Paradise, causing millions to momentarily reconnect with their annoyance that The Beatles aren't on Spotify [News Article]

Toro Y Moi to tour North America and Europe this spring to get a jump on the May Day market [News Article]

Toro Y Moi to release new album What For? this April to get a jump on the Mother's Day market [News Article]

GABI unveils debut album Sympathy, featuring production from Daniel Lopatin [News Article]

The Go! Team return with a new album this spring in an effort to keep "indie pop" in the OED for one more edition [News Article]

Sam Prekop (The Sea and Cake) announces another synthesizer album, forgets to include the Dr. Who theme again! [News Article]

Waxahatchee announces details of a new album and tour, just to drive my spellchecker crazy! [News Article]

Guys you know you better watch out: Lauryn Hill announces an East Coast "acoustic performance series" [News Article]

Sufjan Stevens announces new folk-oriented album, but only because the 808s he borrowed from Kanye finally stopped working [News Article]

Google to launch audio-only version of Chromecast, because there just weren't enough little icons in the corners of all of our screens before [News Article]

Chromatics announce new album Dear Tommy, may or may not sound exactly like The Who now [News Article]

Matrixxman signs with Dekmantel label, announces Nubian Metropolis EP, piques keen interest among the keenly interested [News Article]

Los Campesinos! unveil A Los Campesinos! Christmas EP, Christmas clearly being the most exclamatory of all holidays! [News Article]

BMG has acquired Vagrant Records, folks, making 2014 the REAL year that punk broke! [News Article]

Apple to maybe relaunch Beats Music in March... or maybe not... but probably? It's really still up to Bono. [News Article]

The Wrens sign "recording contract," still no word on the "record releasing contract" though! [News Article]

David Lynch and Angelo Badalamenti-produced Julee Cruise album Floating into the Night to get reissued on vinyl next week. LET'S ROCK? [News Article]

Aphex Twin decides to pollute the shallow end of the web this time, dumps 30 more unreleased tracks on us [News Article]