Colin Stetson finally admits that his lungs are fake, premieres two tracks from upcoming album, announces tour dates [News Article]

Wham City Comedy Tour hits the road again this week! (sorry, there's still no stop in Wham City) [News Article]

Black Francis is going on tour this spring to promote the comparative utility of future Pixies tours [News Article]

Björk comes down with Biophilia again, forcing her to cancel... wait, wha?? ADD a bunch of North American tourdates?! [News Article]

Baroness part ways with drummer and bassist, retain nobility status as a formal nicety [News Article]

Deerhunter announce new album through a really, really shoegaze-y delay effects processor that makes the news not break until 4 days later! [News Article]

Andrew W.K. to embark on “Human Party Machine Solo Tour,” which is slang for "eating mushrooms, then masturbating" [News Article]

Atoms for Peace announce US tour in support of their other bands being crazy-famous already [News Article]

Demdike Stare’s Miles Whittaker announces solo debut, and probably like 90 other records while he's at it [News Article]

Flying Lotus doesn't incorporate Thom Yorke into his announcement of a spring tour; is everything okay between the two of them? [News Article]

Weezer announce Weezer Cruise II. Wait, is Jerry Bruckheimer producing real life now??? [News Article]

Public Enemy stick it to the man with a fancy 25th Anniversary vinyl box set! [News Article]

Van Dyke Parks to release brand-new album of semi-new songs, Songs Cycled, on Bella Union, just to remind all modern songwriters everywhere that they suck. [News Article]

James Murphy files a lawsuit against former DFA partner Tim Goldsworthy, finally legitimizing that questionable "sometimes friends are mean" lyric! [News Article]

Danny Brown and Baauer team for "Worst of Both Worlds" tour. Here's hoping it comes off as terribly as they intend! [News Article]

Disappears reappear, announce Kone EP, share title track and tour dates, disappear again in a puff of experimental spring reverb [News Article]

Morrissey reschedules his US tour, adds more dates to it, does its hair [News Article]

Dirty Projectors announce tourdates (gasp!), do some shows with The National (eh?), share new mp3 (*fart*) [News Article]

Stephen Malkmus's live performance of Can’s Ege Bamyasi to be released for Record Store Day, making both Pavement fans AND Jicks fans happy! [News Article]