Neon Indian posts teaser clip of new album to prove to us how sunny it isn't going to be [News Article]

Bon Iver announces new album called Bonerizer. Naw, just kidding; it's self-titled. [Update: it's actually titled Bon Iver, Bon Iver] [News Article]

HP to introduce cloud-based music soon. Or possibly music-based clouds. That'd be way more next-level. [News Article]

Godspeed You! Black Emperor take their own hiatus on the road with string of UK shows [News Article]

Times New Viking do the unthinkable and tour in support of their new album! Click here to read more about why this headline is funny. [News Article]

Charlotte Gainsbourg announces double album. Okay, someone else probably announced it for her, but you know what I'm sayin'. [News Article]

Fleet Foxes formulate a fine fleet of fleeting and fleet-footed flourflates! I mean, tourdates! [News Article]

R. Stevie Moore needs YOUR help funding a world tour! Quick, now's your chance to be his Batman! [News Article]

Ric Ocasek is back with The Cars for new album and tour; Moog stocks skyrocket on Wall Street [News Article]

Newport Folk Festival to feature The Decemberists, M. Ward, and Elvis Costello (Eminem still pending) [News Article]

Sub Pop offering scholarships to high school seniors, recording contracts to just about everyone else [News Article]

Spiritualized announce some classy UK shows, so I hope that's where you live [News Article]

Death From Above 1979's Jeese Keeler scores Mortal Kombat video game. Hey, now it's only the game's plot that's unoriginal! [News Article]

Brian Eno DVD coming to DVD! That's right, I'm one of those guys who calls all films DVDs. [News Article]

Apple pushing to launch Music Locker in April... wait, Apple's pushing who into a locker?? [News Article]

Björk announces a smart, evocative, layered, delicate, sinewy string of UK multimedia shows to preview her similarly adjective-laden new album [News Article]

TV on the Radio bass/keys man Gerard Smith diagnosed with lung cancer [News Article]

Thom Yorke, Burial, Four Tet team up for split 12-inch, Richard D. James still unimpressed [News Article]

Arctic Monkeys title new album Suck It and See because they're so damn controversial and working-class and shit [News Article]

Warner Music Group has at least five serious bidders, is offering free shipping with 'Buy It Now' [News Article]