Would you rather Bill Callahan tour Europe some more or cover Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff"? [News Article]

Avey Tare announces tourdates in support of Down There! Sure, that album came out like a year ago... but let's all FREAK OUT anyway! [News Article]

"Weird Al" Yankovic announces Comedy Central live concert special and DVD. HAHAHAHAHA. I love it when things get parodied! [News Article]

Facebook announces real-time music discovery feature, only no one can find it 'cause now the feed's all janky [News Article]

The Wire's Adventures in Modern Music Series brings John Maus, Oneohtrix Point Never, Grouper, Peaking Lights to Chicago next week; how fast can you get here? [News Article]

DOOM and Masta Ace finish joint album! (They call themselves MA DOOM, instead of my much cooler idea: DOOm fACE) [News Article]

Brian Eno announces new EP and that he's growing his hair out again [News Article]

Real Estate (the band) announce album details and fall tour; Real Estate (the thing) announces its market is still fucked... [News Article]

Lou Reed and Metallica reveal Lulu details and single-handedly change the face of [this one news story] forever [News Article]

Kurt Vile to release new EP So Outta Reach on 12-inch mope-circle and digital bummer-disk [News Article]

TV on the Radio announce new live EP, new video, more dates, and possibly some hot replica watches? [News Article]

Gruff Rhys teams up with ICP! No, wait, Phil Collins! No, wait, a different Phil Collins! [News Article]

Smith Westerns tour their asses off this fall. Wait, shouldn't they be in school!?!? [News Article]

Wavves composes music for MTV comedy series. I know, who thought we'd ever see the words "Wavves" and "composes" next to each other? [News Article]

Secretly Canadian, Jagjaguwar, and Dead Oceans co-launch new artist management company. Now they can argue with themselves without looking totally crazy! [News Article]

Cass McCombs is still feeling burdened by how witty he is, decides to release another new album about it [News Article]

Smashing Pumpkins announce fall tour because fall is pumpkin-smashing season [News Article]

Philip Glass to write a memoir, presumably in solfège syllables [News Article]

Sigur Rós to release live album, artsy film, and commemorative tiger shark plush dolls [News Article]

Blitzen Trapper are touring! Hit me up on AIM for more info! [News Article]