Superchunk announce fall tourdates! Supernice!!! [News Article]

Achtung! Bono discharged from Munich hospital following surgery; U2 North American dates postponed [News Article]

Joanna Newsom accidentally tours western US after missing that left turn at Albuquerque [News Article]

OMG! Gorillas to play UK arena tour!! Wait, what? It's just some band called Gorillaz? With a 'z'?? [News Article]

Paul McCartney blames EMI for Beatles iTunes delay; EMI blames Yoko Ono [News Article]

Kurt Cobain exhibit opens at Seattle Art Museum, much to the ire of the Estate of Layne Staley [News Article]

Surfer Blood play US dates in June, then time-travel to the past and write "Surfin' USA" at a High School dance [News Article]

Merger costs, lower ticket sales threaten Live Nation; residents of that nation might want to emigrate ASAP [News Article]

The Dead Weather announce summer tour (the weather should be fine, actually) [News Article]

Aphex Twin to play a handful of European Shows this summer, Everybody Dance Party!! [News Article]

Listen up, Palookas! Jookabox to tour Midwest and East Coast this May, see? [News Article]

Titus Andronicus add more summer tourdates, prudently stay north of the Mason-Dixon [News Article]

Report claims the global Recording Industry is worth $17 billion today (I know that sounds like a lot, but this is actually bad news) [News Article]

School of Seven Bells to release Disconnect from Desire in July, flaunt it in Broken Bells' hip, smarmy faces [News Article]

Never mind The BoDeans, here's The Melvins with new LP The Bride Screamed Murder and summer tour [News Article]

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti announce North American summer tour in a spooky "lo-fi" voice [News Article]

Cop cars, hold on to your bumpers: Modest Mouse announce summer tour [News Article]

New government study suggests what Johnny Depp fans already knew: that piracy is awesome [News Article]

Coachella schedule is revealed! Now all I have to do is passively report it! [News Article]