Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti announce North American summer tour in a spooky "lo-fi" voice [News Article]

Cop cars, hold on to your bumpers: Modest Mouse announce summer tour [News Article]

New government study suggests what Johnny Depp fans already knew: that piracy is awesome [News Article]

Coachella schedule is revealed! Now all I have to do is passively report it! [News Article]

Blitzen Trapper add dates with Sugar Ray! (not really, but I'd go see that, wouldn't you?) [News Article]

The Beatles to release limited-edition single for Record Store Day; I'm thinking that this could be the mid-career boost they've been looking for [News Article]

The Books sign to Temporary Residence, announce new album in July, open themselves up to a myriad of completely seamless book-related puns [News Article]

Franz Nicolay announces West Coast tour, new album, new touring gig with Against Me! Take THAT, Hold Steady! [News Article]

Members of Animal Collective, Beauty Pill create new music for D.C. Boombox Event This Saturday (Wayne Coyne suspiciously not invited)! [News Article]

The Black Keys tour as brothers, support the release of Brothers as brothers, possibly bathe as brothers? [News Article]

Devendra Banhart breaks his leg, cancels dates, breaks some hearts in the Rocky Mountains [News Article]

New Daniel Johnston album: Beam Me Up! [News Article]

Megafaun announces U.S. headlining tour, prepares new mini-album for release this summer, wants you to stop asking them if they can get you Bon Iver tickets [News Article]

Michael Jackson, former Simpsons voice actor, lands $250 million recording deal [News Article]

Die Antwoord sign to Interscope, Sacha Baron Cohen humor is reaffirmed as "still funny" [News Article]

Dan Deacon to release remix EP without asking us if that's okay [News Article]

Sunny Day Real Estate to record new album in May; get ready to dry your adolescent emo tears and start crying adult "sophisticated melodic rock" tears! [News Article]

The Besnard Lakes are the insanely long spring tour [News Article]

Flaming Lips making another movie, beg Justin Timberlake to star in it [News Article]