LCD Soundsystem and Hot Chip announce co-headline shows... I know, doesn't that sound BORING? [News Article]

Owen Pallett is the LeBron James of music; tours with The National, Dirty Projectors, Spoon, Arcade Fire [News Article]

The Tallest Man on Earth embarks on longest tour on earth with Bon Iver percussionist S. Carey [News Article]

Shellac schedule dates (musical ones, not romantic ones) with Helen Money around ATP appearance [News Article]

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti hits the road with The Flaming Lips (read: "licks some toad with The Flaming Lips") [News Article]

Deerhunter plug microphones into a bunch of guitar pedals to announce Halcyon Digest in most "emotional" manner possible [News Article]

Black Francis to debut Bluefinger musical this fall (no word yet on his Saturday morning cartoon about a superhero named Tony) [News Article]

Portishead to begin work on new album this summer; release date optimistically slated for 2021 [News Article]

Does this really qualify as news? Madlib maybe sorta contributes passively to new Kanye West album, possibly [News Article]

of Montreal announce False Priest release details because Kevin Barnes NEEDS TO KNOW YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM [News Article]

Radiohead's Phil Selway announces solo dates (some with Wilco), is probably delighted to find that he's already famous [News Article]

Google to launch download, subscription-based service, because there's more awesome music out there now than ever before [News Article]

Bear In Heaven to release Beast Rest Forth Mouth double album, win me a Pulitzer? [News Article]

The Walkmen to release new album... on cassette only! Just kidding. That wouldn't be practical, would it? [News Article]

El Guincho to release limited edition EPs (is anyone else starting to suspect that he and Panda Bear are the same person?) [News Article]

The Books tour North America (no room for Ulysses and Moby Dick in the van, though) [News Article]

Menomena to tour the US in support of their recent Stanley Cup Victory, or something else. [News Article]

Ariel Pink to guest on new Avalanches record? Welcome to paradise-dise-dise-dise...! [News Article]

Interpol franchise their name in order to pay for new bassist, drop new LP update [News Article]

Superchunk reveal Majesty Shredding details, then make their kids' lunches, then announce Fallon TV appearance, then weed their vegetable gardens! [News Article]