Thurston Moore forms new band with Sonic Youth drummer Steve Shelley and My Bloody Valentine's Debbie Googe... and by "new band," I mean really-really-super-old band! [News Article]

Melvins just can't hold in the announcement of their new album, Hold It In! Ew, what's that SMELL?!? [News Article]

Blur set to release new live album, just in time for a long long time ago! [News Article]

Sarah Silverman announces new album, We Are Miracles, on Sub Pop, gets heckled ironically by grungy indie rock fans [News Article]

Lykke Li announces US tour this fall, effectively silencing all those critics who swore she'd never tour the US this fall [News Article]

Third Man Records announces new physical publishing wing, Third Man Books, resists doing so via telegraph [News Article]

Kanye West says his next album could come out in a few months, new single could drop in two weeks, world could end in less than a day [News Article]

Eric Copeland announces new LP Logo My Ego, temporarily reassuring dance-noise fans that Brooklyn still exists [News Article]

Slowdive go on world-wide tour, are super-excited to use MapQuest! [News Article]

Filter to cease "publication," whatever that is! [News Article]

Jason Lescalleet announces July tour dates, records himself announcing July tour dates, manipulates it to stunning effect [News Article]

Julian Casablancas + The Voidz to release debut album Tyranny in an insidious attempt to use up all the world's letter z's! [News Article]

EMA adds some US dates and September gigs with Spoon, but still no more letters to her damn name [News Article]

Radiohead('s drummer, Phil Selway) to excite everyone who reads too fast with the release of new (solo) album called Weatherhouse! [News Article]

Kill Rock Stars to release album of Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal's Hot Tub comedy (not to be confused with Hot Tub Time Machine comedy) [News Article]

The Verve Pipe are back with a new album! For real! They took broody press photos and everything! [News Article]

Herbert to release new EP Part 6 to the great ethical outrage of all those for whom "six" sounds a little too much like "sex" [News Article]

Castanets announces new album, Decimation Blues, to take the piss out of overconfident assholes everywhere [News Article]

Modest Mouse announce summer tour dates to make sure we don't forget they exist [News Article]

Bear in Heaven announce new album Time Is Over One Day Old, blow Ted Theodore Logan's mind with that title [News Article]