Jenny Lewis apparently doesn't care how sick I am, adds more US tour dates for me to write up ASAP [News Article]

Magik Markers to tour Europe, where they're likely considered a "twee-pop" band [News Article]

The Growlers announce totally not-racist new album Chinese Fountain, as well as some totally way-sexist tour dates [News Article]

Ariel Pink announces new "solo" double album pom pom, sits back and waits for his Grammy [News Article]

New Order sign to Mute, Liars and Zola Jesus now to be viewed as "New Order ripoffs" [News Article]

Modest Mouse take long drive with nothing to think about, end up deciding to reissue This is a Long Drive and Lonesome Crowded West [News Article]

Mykki Blanco and Gobby collaborate on new project Gay Dog Food; Slick Fem planned for October [News Article]

Com Truise schedules tour dates for this fall, the season when science suggests North Americans are feeling the least funky [News Article]

Cass McCombs and Meat Puppets announce limited-edition split 7-inch to celebrate the tour story we just posted [News Article]

Method Man and Redman announced as headliners of "The Smokers Club Tour," cuz that's a club that really exists! [News Article]

The Twilight Sad announce little new album and some tour dates, and ALREADY I'm bawling my eyes out! [News Article]

Thurston Moore announces details of new album The Best Day, just in time for a new batch of college freshmen to discover him! [News Article]

New Fela Kuti compilation to be curated by Brian Eno, England's official embassador of Afrobeat [News Article]

Herbert announces new EP Part 7, making Part 6 seem like old news in an instant [News Article]

Portishead announce plans to reissue Dummy on vinyl, people to start saying "trip-hop" again [News Article]

Rob Zombie announces crowdfunding campaign for his next horror film, having spent all his own money on a bunch of miniature Fabergé Dragulas [News Article]

Horse Feathers announce new album So It Is With Us, make all bald horses and furry birds feel rotten about themselves [News Article]

Thurston Moore forms new band with Sonic Youth drummer Steve Shelley and My Bloody Valentine's Debbie Googe... and by "new band," I mean really-really-super-old band! [News Article]

Melvins just can't hold in the announcement of their new album, Hold It In! Ew, what's that SMELL?!? [News Article]

Blur set to release new live album, just in time for a long long time ago! [News Article]