Whoops! RIAA and MPAA members might have accidentally signed up for Megaupload accounts (but only to download porn, they swear!) [News Article]

Kelis announces tour dates, streams new album Food, reminds us to eat our fruits and veggies! [News Article]

RIAA and several major labels sue Megaupload for making the internet a little too cool and convenient [News Article]

Gardland releasing 12-inch of improvisations ripped from live radio performances! (you gotta pay money for 'em now) [News Article]

Jack White confirms headlining tour, and I know this because he's actually my alter ego! [News Article]

Boris premiere song from forthcoming album Noise, announce tourdates, continue to call their band Boris [News Article]

Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra release Hang On To Each Other EP to keep us folks with shorter attention spans interested [News Article]

Built to Spill announce May dates! Of course, that plan won't accomplish anything if it's not implemented [News Article]

Jack White announces new album Lazaretto, totally sells out and uses computers to help get the word out! [News Article]

Kanye West postpones Australian tourdates to finish next album, but also because he didn't realize how long it'd take to get over there [News Article]

The Flaming Lips release Flaming Side of the Moon, a "companion album" to Dark Side of the Moon; 100% essential! [News Article]

Kanye West plots new tour dates in Europe, where the word "zeitgeist" was invented! [News Article]

Pixies announce sort-of-new double album Indie Cindy! Shut up, I love that title! [News Article]

Wendy Carlos' soundtrack to the original Tron gets reissued on vinyl, causing everyone to like Daft Punk a little bit less [News Article]

Slint announce US tour dates so they can reunite in every city individually! [News Article]

Beck announces tour dates, tour date announcement quickly goes double platinum [News Article]

Sleigh Bells announce US tour dates for April, just in time for this coincidental news story! [News Article]

White Lung attempt to out-punk this winter by signing to Domino and releasing a new 7-inch [News Article]

Guided by Voices announce cool new album inspired by shitty old Polar Vortex! [News Article]

Coldplay announce new album, news of which hopefully goads Radiohead back into the studio [News Article]