Erykah Badu puts her time management skills to the test with the announcement of not one but two albums before the end of 2012 [News Article]

Joel Ford takes to the sonic skies as Airbird, the newest chillwave superhero, announces upcoming debut EP [News Article]

Tender Trap ensnare listeners with new album about girls, tour with Magnetic Fields, who sing songs about boys who dress like girls [News Article]

Hole-y Mole-y! Original Hole lineup reunites at documentary after-party [News Article]

Gauntlet Hair tour, release live performance video to get you all frisky [News Article]

EMI officially breaks up with Grooveshark, Grooveshark tells its friends that it actually broke up with EMI, so there! [News Article]

Patti Smith announces Banga, the hottest new dance craze coming your way this June! [News Article]

A Sunny Day in Glasgow start Kickstarter campaign to record new album, meet goal, still willing to exchange all kinds of unique goods and services for additional donations [News Article]

Best Buy big-box stores to be burnt to the ground, Best Buy Mobile stores to rise from the ashes like a Hydra-Phoenix hybrid [News Article]

Today in misleading band name news: Choir of Young Believers to release Rhine Gold on Ghostly International [News Article]

Zola Jesus plans 427th collaboration of 2012 with JG Thirlwell, tours the Earth [News Article]

Peaking Lights announce new baby Lucifer and swaddle it in a mixtape; up for adoption June 18 [News Article]

Warhol Foundation peels away at Velvet Underground lawsuit, moves to get it dismissed [News Article]

The Pirate Bay accelerates its war against its detractors by turning to modern day techniques [News Article]

Viacom gets whiff of this rising trend called a "blog," starts one, fills it with beyond thrilling press releases [News Article]

Major labels get hard for Turntable.fm at SXSW [News Article]

Portishead announce European tour dates without announcing any actual new Portishead music [News Article]

NGUZUNGUZU tour US, make you feel stupid for trying to pronounce their name; Salva joins, points and laughs [News Article]

Google smooshes a bunch of storefronts together to create Google Play, makes iPhone users yawn [News Article]

Audiogalaxy announces Mixes, may have found the sweet spot between exciting illegal file sharing and boring old Spotify [News Article]