Angel Olsen tours into the late summer and fall, is maybe only like a quarter of the way home at this point [News Article]

Blondes plan release of Swisher in August on RVNG Intl., are still just as cute and ditzy as ever [News Article]

Grails tour the United States for the first time in nearly 14 dog years [News Article]

The Dismemberment Plan announce new album; TMT news writer arrested in ignominy [News Article]

Iron & Wine plan fall tour, nap aggressively in support of worthy causes [News Article]

Pirate Bay founder sentenced to two years for hacking, would most definitely hack in to a car if he could [News Article]

Daughters return for single show in Rhode Island, ending four-year-long prodigal journey [News Article]

The Replacements return from long-term faster-than-light space mission for first shows in 22,000 years [News Article]

The Dead C announce new album Armed Courage on Ba Da Bing Records; guitars everywhere are suddenly "busy that night" [News Article]

Brian Wilson, subject of the popular Barenaked Ladies song, begins work on his 11th solo album [News Article]

Joel Ford and Patrick McDermott went antiquing the other day and found(ed) a whole record label in mint condition! [News Article]

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings cancel tour and postpone album because of health concerns [News Article]

No Age announce release date for new album An Object, have stolen something valuable from your house with vague plans to "release" it on Sub Pop [News Article]

Autre Ne Veut saw your OkCupid profile and wants to set up a few US dates with you [News Article]

NGUZUNGUZU roll off of tongues everywhere and into a venue near you [News Article]

Load Records announces Humanbeast LP Venus Ejaculates into the Banquet, streams first single; #gross [News Article]

Liars share new video, free songs, are a bunch of lying liars whose thighs are permanently charred from burning pants [News Article]

James Blake goes on a fall tour in an effort to regain his physical form [News Article]

The Mountain Goats reissue All Hail West Texas, declare time travel "bullshit" after discovering Satan exists outside of time [News Article]