In which Jessy Lanza announces a North American headlining tour and we all learn a thing or two about joke-planning [News Article]

Chrome announce new studio album to be released in August, tour Europe; [web browser pun redacted because it was not funny] [News Article]

Blondes ready Rewire EP featuring remixes from Huerco S., Simian Mobile Disco, Function, and Claro Intelecto [News Article]

Robert Beatty's Three Legged Race plans new EP on Underwater Peoples, the first of many audio commercials for rope [News Article]

The Mountain Goats announce duo tour because the road is all they know, and all they know is the road [News Article]

Alvarius B. plans another archival release for May 13; I think he might be breaking up with me [News Article]

Traxman invites you to private tour of his superior temporal gyrus on Da Mind of Traxman Vol. 2 [News Article]

Ende Tymes Fest IV (featuring Kevin Drumm, Phill Niblock, Pete Swanson, and Bastard Noise) has one week left to raise a little DIY $krilla on Indiegogo [News Article]

The Body share new short film At the Mercy of It All inspired by and including music from their latest full-length I Shall Die Here [News Article]

Blackest Ever Black plans release for long-unreleased full-length Dead Unique from Mick Hobbs' Officer! project [News Article]

Kemialliset Ystävät announce new album Alas Rattoisaa Virtaa on Dekorder, you to sketchy sounding party under a bridge [News Article]

Bikini Kill announce second reissue through Bikini Kill Records, only 90s kids will truly understand [News Article]

Fourth person dies from injuries sustained in the March 13 SXSW tragedy [News Article]

Sir Richard Bishop defends his knightly honor with European tour [News Article]

Valerio Tricoli pops in to announce Miseri Lares, out April 28 on PAN, and to check in on your new year's resolutions [News Article]

James Ferraro's ringtone suite is live on the MoMA PS1 website; your phone is now a vessel for the vaporwave apocalypse [News Article]

Matmos get as close to your ear as you'll let them to tell you about their European tour dates [News Article]

Craig Leon's Nommos and Visiting to be reissued this June, this time with 100% more permission [News Article]

Wooden Wand announces Farmer's Corner for May release, grows more woodenier and wandier with every passing year [News Article]

clipping. plan Sub Pop debut for June 10, so mark your calendars and pray the world doesn't end [News Article]