♫♪  Kool Keith - “Clappin A Hoe” (ft. Big Sche Eastwood)

“Clappin A Hoe” has been a HARD car-stereo jam for me since Demolition Crash dropped last year via double CD on Junkadelic and Fat Beats. Kool Keith will always remain on his game. And with Big Sche Eastwood on co-pilot, matching each bit of breath Keith takes and fakes, “Clappin A Hoe” flows organically than anything being forced. Like the greatest sex imaginable, this bass rides low against that wet money sax moaning and occasional love slapping, and someone left NWA on in the living room, but the louder the better. And these lyrical sample twerks make a music video look like a family movie; nasty.

But back to riding my whip to this track: I’ve a good notion that the louder my music, the more people will move on the BQE. Kool Keith would probably spit some New York traffic knowledge on me, although he north in them Botanical Bronx zones. So I max out my speakers constantly, windows down, negative five degrees out, heat blasting, Big Sche Eastwood and Keith with no remorse on “Clappin A Hoe,” and my cassette tape of Demolition Crash continues.

Wait, CASSETTE TAPE? That’s right. Fat Beats and Junkadelic dropped Demolition Crash on tape and now you can reel Keith in all his solo and featured glory. Christmas morning has never matched this feeling before. Well, while you wait:

• Kool Keith: https://www.facebook.com/officialkoolkeith
• Big Sche Eastwood: http://www.mrsche.net
• Fat Beats: http://fatbeats.com
• Junkadelic Music: http://www.junkadelicmusic.net

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