I was raised by people who proudly called themselves “white trash,” and loved everything to do with country music and the whole Urban Cowboy thing. I used to get punished by my assorted stepfathers for listening to music by [insert racist, sexist, homophobic slur here], instead of “real American music,” and all of them good ol’ wholesome songs about beer and guns and cheatin’ and trucks and ladies in tight-fittin’ jeans and cowboy boots. As a result, I have rather weird musical tastes, and loathe everything all-American redneck. Enjoy my twists on all things cowboy-redneck-’Murrica:
1. It’s OK in the USA - Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse (Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse)
2. Glam Rock Doll - Bubblegum Screw (Filthy Rich Lolitas)
3. Formula One Racing Girls - Helen Love (Radio Hits)
4. Drinking in the Rain - Broken Bottles (In the Bottles)
5. On Independence Day - Anti-Flag (The People or the Gun)
6. Down Rodeo - Rage Against the Machine (Evil Empire)
7. Jolene - 27 (15th Anniversary Compilation)
8. Barefoot and Pregnant - The Dollyrots (Barefoot and Pregnant)
9. Calling All Cows - The Blues Rockers
10. Tokyo Cowboy - The Barbarellatones
11. BBQ Party - Shonen Knife (Super Group)
12. Cowboy - Hey Cowboy! (The Soft Kind)
13. Big Boned Gal - K.D. Lang and the Reclines (Absolute Torch and Twang)
14. Saddle Up A Buzz Buzz - The Cramps (Stay Sick!)
