Songs that will convince my friend to dump his girlfriend, because he just doesn’t get it.

01. Captain Beefheart - “Ella Guru” (Trout Mask Replica)
02. Type O Negative - “Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity”(Slow, Deep And Hard)
03. Frank Zappa - “Teenage Prostitute” (Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch)
04. Carcass - “Manifestation On Verrucose Urethra” (Reek Of Putrefaction)
05. Sonic Youth - “(She’s In A) Bad Mood” (Confusion Is Sex)

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