Apple Does The Impossible By Becoming Second Largest Music Retailer of Albums (Next to Wal-Mart Of Course)

Congrats, Apple! You're the second largest retailer of music albums, and it's about time! No one thought you could do it, but boy have you surprised us all.

“We’d like to thank the over 50 million music lovers who have helped the iTunes Store reach this incredible milestone,” said Eddy Cue, Apple’s vice president of iTunes. Such charming words from a corporation, don't you think? Sounds almost like Eddy Cue is thanking all music lovers for helping the iTunes Store send aid to Darfur. Incredible milestone, indeed!

Regardless, Apple is mighty proud of itself, and it goes to show that people are truly all about the digital age of music distribution, even with the accusations of fuzzy math. Besides, downloading music from iTunes for their iPods is much easier than driving to the nearest five Wal-Marts and purchasing a CD.

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