Blitzen Trapper are touring! Hit me up on AIM for more info!

Blitzen Trapper are touring! Hit me up on AIM for more info!

Dear TMT fans:

It’s come to our attention recently that the Tiny Mix Tapes Myspace bulletins aren’t reaching as many of you as they used to. At first we thought that maybe we had just disabled the comments accidentally, but a closer inspection revealed that most of you haven’t used your accounts since 2007. Alarmed by this revelation, we rushed over to our Angelfire page, which was a hotbed of activity the last time we checked it (the little counter thingy at the bottom was just going up and and up and up), only to find a similar lack of participation going on there. Fuck. Where did we go wrong?

Actually, don’t answer that. Because there’s no time to dwell on the past. In fact, because we’ve been working long and hard with our part-time, volunteer IT department since this morning, we now believe that we’ve come up with an ingenious new way to keep our profile high, our readers satisfied, and our advertisers happy. Okay, so here’s the plan: if you hit us up on our beeper number (1-900-TMT-ZINE) with your name, number, address, and favorite bands, we’ll use the payphone over in the nearby Amtrak station to collect-call you via 1-800-COLLECT every time one of those bands is playing in your town!

For example, are you a big fan of Blitzen Trapper? Have you already stolen their forthcoming album, American Goldwing (due September 13 on Sub Pop) from the internet, and yet aren’t smart enough to use that same internet to find out when they’re playing in Boulder, Colorado? It’s cool; Just beep us, bro! Then, in addition to calling your house at odd hours of the day and night with upcoming Blitzen Trapper concerts in Boulder, we’ll also send you a personalized piece of paper in the US Mail with a handwritten link to download one of their new songs on! I hope your Prodigy Internet is working! This you can’t miss. Hit us up today to try it out. The future is here today!

Blitzen Trapper:

09.09.11 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom
10.07.11 - Petaluma, CA - Mystic Theater
10.08.11 - Santa Barbara, CA - Soho Restaurant & Music Club
10.09.11 - Solana Beach, CA - Belly Up
10.10.11 - Phoenix, AZ - Crescent Ballroom
10.13.11 - Dallas, TX - Club Dada
10.14.11 - Utopia, TX - UTOPIAfest
10.15.11 - Baton Rouge, LA - Manship Theatre
10.16.11 - Birmingham, AL - Bottle Tree
10.18.11 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
10.19.11 - Nashville, TN - Mercy Lounge
10.20.11 - Louisville, KY - Headliner’s Music Hall
10.21.11 - Asheville, NC - Orange Peel
10.22.11 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
10.24.11 - Washington, DC - Black Cat
10.26.11 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
10.27.11 - Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts
10.28.11 - Boston, MA - Royale
10.30.11 - Toronto, ON - Opera House
11.01.11 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom
11.02.11 - Grand Rapids, MI - Calvin College Fine Arts Center
11.03.11 - Chicago, IL - Metro
11.04.11 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
11.05.11 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall
11.07.11 - Boulder, CO - Fox Theater
11.10.11 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw Theater
11.11.11 - Seattle, WA - Neptune Theatre
11.13.11 - Eugene, OR - McDonald Theatre
11.15.11 - San Francisco, CA - Fillmore

• Blitzen Trapper:
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