Brian Eno ceases the vicious rumor cycle by confirming that he is working on the new Coldplay album

Brian Eno ceases the vicious rumor cycle by confirming that he is working on the new Coldplay album

Thing #1: “Hey, Thing #2! You hear that Brian Eno is working on the new Coldplay album?”

Thing #2: “No, he’s not. You, Mr. #1, are clearly crazy.”

#1: “No, it’s true! He is totally working on a new Coldplay album!”

#2: “No, he’s not!”

#1: “Yes, he is!”

#2: “NO. HE’S. NOT.”

#1: “YES. HE. IS.”

Brian Eno: “Hi, Thing #1. Hi, Thing #2. It is I, Brian Eno, recording industry superstar. #1 over here is right, I am working on the new Coldplay album, which they are going to start recording very soon.”

#2: “Oh. Okay.”

E. Nagurney: “All apologies to Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss’s family, The Cat in the Hat, and everyone who has ever read a Dr. Seuss book.”

• Coldplay: http://www.coldplay.com
• Brian Eno: http://www.enoshop.co.uk

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