This is a news post about Colleen Green’s US tour with Upset. I love you.

This is a news post about Colleen Green's US tour with Upset. I love you.

Colleen Green is going on tour with Upset. Neither artists are upset about it. To say that would be to misrepresent the feelings of other humans while simultaneously making a lazy joke. It would be akin to saying “both Colleen Green and Upset are going on tour and they are pretty green a.k.a. they are amateurs.” That would also be a lazy joke to make. It would also misrepresent the situation because neither Green nor Upset are amateurs. Indeed, both have been to several rodeos in their time. By several I mean to say “more than two but less than ten.”

Did I mention that Colleen Green just released a new album called I Want to Grow Up? I know that I didn’t; I was just transitioning. I Want to Grow Up features Green singing fuzzy pop songs in a very competent manner — a manner that not even the biggest jerk would describe as being indicative of an insufficient exposure to rodeos — about how upset she is. She also occasionally sings about how much she likes television, such as on the track “TV,” the video for which I have embedded below. This has been a news post about tour dates. Have a great day.

Dates:

03.30.15 - Scottsdale, AZ - Pub Rock *
03.31.15 - El Paso, TX - The Loversprout *
04.01.15 - Austin, TX - Hotel Vegas *
04.02.15 - Ft. Worth, TX - The Grotto *
04.03.15 - Houston, TX - The Shop *
04.04.15 - New Orleans, LA - Circle Bar *
04.05.15 - Birmingham, AL - TBA
04.06.15 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn *
04.07.15 - Durham, NC - The Pinhook *
04.08.15 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery * ^
04.09.15 - Philadelphia, PA - TBA
04.10.15 - Brooklyn, NY - Shae Stadium *
04.11.15 - Pittsburgh, PA - TBA
04.12.15 - Cincinnati, OH - Woodward Theater *
04.13.15 - Chicago, IL - Beat Kitchen *
04.14.15 - Milwaukee, WI - Cocoon Room *
04.15.15 - Minneapolis, MN - Hexagon *
04.16.15 - Fargo, ND - The Hawk’s Nest *
04.18.15 - Missoula, MT - The Real Lounge *
04.19.15 - Moscow, ID - The Pizza Pit *
04.20.15 - Seattle, WA - The Black Lodge *
04.21.15 - Portland, OR - Bunk Bar *
04.22.15 - Arcata, CA - The Farmhouse *
04.23.15 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop *

* Upset
^ DJ Dad Weed
% Mama

• Colleen Green: https://www.facebook.com/colleengreen420
• Upset: https://www.facebook.com/weareUPSET
• Hardly Art: http://hardlyart.com

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