Imagine you enter a building. You’re there for a concert. There to have a good time. Everything seems normal, but suddenly something seems… off. At the moment, you can’t put your finger on it. To calm your nerves, you cozy up to the bar, looking to get yourself a drink. The bartender is facing away from you. The bartender turns around. The bartender has the same haircut as Danny Brown.
You turn around. Everybody has the same haircut as Danny Brown. Everybody except you.
Danny Brown, you can make this happen. You’re going on tour this spring, in support of your fantastic 2013 album Old (TMT Review). If you dictate that everybody who gets your signature haircut will receive free admission to these shows, you can look out into a crowd of Danny Browns of various races/genders. Please, Danny Brown. Please.
Incidentally, Danny Brown will soon play a string of dates in Europe, where everybody probably already has his haircut. Ooooh, broad generalization about Europeans! Tiny Mix Tapes dot com. Get into it.
Danny Brown dates:
02.21.14 - London, UK - KOKO
02.22.14 - Brighton, UK - Coalition
02.23.14 - Manchester, UK - Gorilla
02.25.14 - Dublin, Ireland - Academy
02.26.14 - Glasgow, UK - The Arches
02.28.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Botanique
03.01.14 - Paris, France - Le Bataclan
03.02.14 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg
03.04.14 - Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof
03.05.14 - Cologne, Germany - Club Bahnhof Ehrenfeld
03.06.14 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Pumpehuset
03.07.14 - Stockholm, Sweden - Nalen
03.08.14 - Oslo, Norway - Parkteatret
03.22.14 - New Orleans, LA - Buku
04.02.14 - Syracuse, NY - Schine Underground
04.03.14 - Burlington, VT - Higher Ground
04.04.14 - Northampton, MA - Pearl Street
04.05.14 - Providence, RI - The Met
04.06.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
04.08.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
04.09.14 - Boston, MA - Paradise
04.11.14 - Charlottesville, VA - Jefferson Theater
04.12.14 - Carrboro, NC - Cat’s Cradle
04.13.14 - Columbus, OH - A&R Bar
04.15.14 - Pittsburg, PA - Altar Bar
04.16.14 - Buffalo, NY - Waiting Room
04.19.14 - Poughkeepsie, NY - Vassar College
04.22.14 - Lansing, MI - The Loft
04.24.14 - Urbana, IL - Canopy Club
04.25.14 - Madison, WI - Majestic
04.27.14 - Columbia, MO - Blue Note
04.29.14 - Fort Collins, CO - Aggie Theatre
04.30.14 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine
05.02.14 - San Diego, CA - Porter’s
05.03.14 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theater
05.04.14 - Santa Ana, CA - Observatory
05.06.14 - Santa Barbara, CA - Casa de la Raza
05.07.14 - Santa Cruz, CA - Catalyst
05.09.14 - Eugene, OR - WOW Hall
05.10.14 - Seattle, WA - Showbox
05.11.14 - Portland, OR - Roseland
05.13.14 - Salt Lake City, UT - Complex
05.15.14 - Gulf Shores, AL - Hangout Festival
06.07.14 - London, UK - Field Day
06.08.14 - Manchester, UK - Parklife
05.13-22.14 - Toronton, ON - NXNE
07.1012.14 - Frauenfeld, Switzerland - Openair Frauenfeld
08.08-10.14 - Squamish, BC - Squamish Valley Music Festival
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