Denver’s Monolith Festival Brings About Questions of Size and the Methodology Used to Equate Various Denominations of Said Measurement

Hi, my name Franz. I have qvestion fvor joo. Vhat makes somesing beeg? Like huuuge? Izz ett length, or vidth, or maybe heighten?

I only ask because zee Monolith Festival (circa Denver, CO, on September 12 and 13) claimz to be beeeeeeg, SOOPER-BEEG. Zey claim ze festival vil be so beeg yoo von’t know vhere to beegin. Vhat is one to deux?

Vell, if yoo ask Franz -- aund yoo should -- I say zee Valkmen, zee Yah Yah Yahs and M. Vard are thee bands to vitness on Saturday, September 12. Sunday, September 13 eezn’t so eazy; still, I jav preference for Marz Voltah, Ze Dandy Varhols, and Health.

But a festival is a festival, no? Zere are zeveral ozers to vatch, just loook at ze full listink below. Back in ________, ve love American indie-rock, yah! Berzerker!

Full Monolith Festival Lineup:

Saturday, September 12

Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Girl Talk / of Montreal / M. Ward / DOOM / The Walkmen
OK Go / Ida Maria / The Pains of Being Pure at Heart / Frightened Rabbit / Thao with the Get Down Stay Down / Hollywood Holt + Million $ Mano / Starf*cker / Thunderheist / Woodhands / These United States / Cymbals Eat Guitars / The Antlers / Cotton Jones / Gregory Alan Isakov / Lydia / Generationals / Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros / The Answering Machine / Roadside Graves / Danielle Ate the Sandwich / Speakeasy Tiger / Autovaughn / Avi Buffalo / Wendy Darling / Boulder Acoustic Society / Caitlin Rose

Sunday, September 13

The Mars Volta / MSTRKRFT / Method Man & Redman / Phoenix / The Dandy Warhols / Chromeo / The Glitch Mob / Passion Pit / WALE / The Thermals / Harlem Shakes / Monotonix / The Grates / HEALTH / Deer Tick / The Twilight Sad / The Features / Spindrift / Savoy / Bad Veins / We Were Promised Jetpacks / Beats Antique / Tigercity / French Horn Rebellion / The Pirate Signal / Neon Indian / The Knew / A Shoreline Dream / The Royal Bangs / Red Wire Black Wire / Jim McTurnan & the Kids That Killed the Man / Rachel Goodrich

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