Everyone who loves America, loves liberty and justice, loves freedom, fraternity, and crippling health care costs knows Obamacare will be one of the greatest disasters to ever befall this country. The Civil Rights Act and Bruce Springsteen don’t even come close to matching the travesty that will be Barack Obama’s health care reform.
The Fiery Furnaces, the decidedly un-American indie rock group who recently put out their new album I'm Going Away (TMT Review) on Thrill Jockey, will be using their upcoming August shows to try to convince thousands that America needs health care reform. They state:
“Let’s make sure the world knows that all of us true grandmother-loving, pro-American, ‘young people’ haven’t given up our political involvement.”
No! What America needs is for Socialist liberals (like The Fiery Furnaces and their ilk) to find the nearest fiery furnace and throw themselves into it (see what I did there)!
Forthcoming Health Care Reform Rallies (cauldron-wielding Republicans encouraged to attend):
08.18.09 - Charlotte, NC - Visulite Theater *
08.19.09 - Nashville, TN - Mercy Lounge *
08.20.09 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse *
08.21.09 - Birmingham, AL - The Bottletree *
08.22.09 - Tampa, FL - Orpheum
08.23.09 - Orlando, FL - The Social *
08.25.09 - Asheville, NC - Grey Eagle *
08.26.09 - Charlottesville, VA - Fry's Spring Beach Club *
* White Rabbits
