The Mars Volta Tour; Call For Tickets in the Next Five Minutes And We’ll Double The Length of Your Solos!

I get songs stuck in my head all the time. Most of the time I don't even know the words, and I just end up mumbling along, probably sounding somewhat like Helen Keller in the middle of a giant tsunami. I concede that this is, in some respects, bad. But a major advantage of never truly knowing the words to a song is that I can mumble my way through just about any song, regardless of language.

Dungen - "Panda":

Vie yun batyn looooooon

langyun botyn heemmmm

shaneeen mi et om meeee

fo ault et cheen mae siiiiiner

P-Model - "ArtMania":

Oomp a da ya gutcha

atakya baka toyya

yomo kama tooma

The Mars Volta - "L'Via L'Viaquez":

L'via! Y commin my en da!

Twa peyido si cambo!

L'via! Si noco mi ensqure dar!

Una histerea di sime madre!

Sorry, I got carried away there. What was I getting at? Oh, yeah, The Mars Volta are touring next month to support their upcoming release The Bedroom of Goliath, which they promise will be "a thematically linked hole into which no self-indulgence will escape."

The album is actually called The Bedlam in Goliath, they didn't say that, and here are the dates:

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