MF DOOM Not Dead. Stones Throw B-Ball Zombie War Compilation Not Dead. Music Television? Dead.

Prompted by constant haranguing about the whereabouts and whatabouts of MF DOOM, Stones Throw felt it necessary to post this on their website: “Every day for the past month we’ve been hit up by people wanting explanations, statements, clarifications, and declarations about MF DOOM. Is he lip synching? (No. Listen to the videos on YouTube.) Is he an imposter? (No, but he did lose some pounds.) Is he in the hospital? (No, he’s in his studio…or if not there, you can find him in the pub with the grub stain.)”

So, he’s not “fighting for his life in the hospital” as was stated at his cancelled Central Park show on September 22? (No.) And he isn’t sending imposters lip-synching or lip-synching imposters at his shows as many have postulated? (No.) Is he on the new Stones Throw roundball-themed, 2K Sports Co-Sponsored Peanut Butter Wolf Presents 2K8: B-Ball Zombie War on October 2? (Yes, he appears on two tracks: with Guilty Simpson over top of J Dilla’s “Mash” for “Mash’s Revenge” and with Q-Tip and Talib Kweli over Dilla’s “Lightworks” on “Lightworking.”) But we can find him in the pub with the grub stain, right? (Yes.) Can we find him in the club with the StubHub plane? (No.) Can we find him in the rub-and-tug with the Cub Scout gravy train? (Yes.) Can we find him in the sub with the cocaine pull chain, and if so, can we find him in that same sub with a chub external nasal vein? (No.) Can we find him in the tub with the scrub from Ukraine? (Yes.) Can we find him in the hub with a nub full of Rogaine? (Yes.) Can we find him hanging out with a shlub from Napoleon’s Leipzig Campaign? (We won’t rule anything out, but probably not.)

There. All questions answered. No bricks!

1. Supreme Team (Madlib & Karriem Riggins) - "See" (Suite)
2. MED - "Break It Down"
3. Guilty Simpson - "Make it Fast"
4. J Dilla (featuring Q-Tip & Talib Kweli) - "Lightworking"
5. Percee P (featuring J. Rocc) - "Legendary Lyricist Pt. 2"
6. J. Rocc - "Super Sound"
7. Madlib - "The Wigflip"
8. J Dilla (featuring MF DOOM & Guilty Simpson) - "Mash's Revenge"
9. Oh No - "Action" (Rap Version)
10. Beat Konducta - "Trouble"
11. Quasimoto - "Hydrant Game" (Jaylib Remix)
12. Aloe Blacc - "Find a Way"
13. Dam-Funk - "Sidewayz"
14. Baron Zen - "Electronic" (Koushik Remix)
15. James Pants - "Ka$h" (Peanut Butter Wolf Remix)
16. Niko & DJ Babu - "Now You Know"
17. Koushik - "Basketball Beat"
18. Arabian Prince - "Professor X Saga"
19. Jonathon Brown - "Bass Creator's Groove"
20. CX Kidtronik (featuring Tchaka Diallo) - "Big Girl, Skinny Girl"

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