Mogwai! They’re coming for you! Mogwai! They’re going on tour! Mogwai! They’re made out of bees!

Mogwai! They're coming for you! Mogwai! They're going on tour! Mogwai! They're made out of bees!

Scottish post-rock mainstays Mogwai are 700 feet tall and they’re made out of bees. Oh, you hadn’t heard that? Yeah, most people thought they were just a regular band of regular dudes. Nope, 700 feet tall. Also, made out of bees. When they’re not being legends of post-rock, they’re generally fighting Godzilla and Jet Jaguar. Mogwai’s atomic breath is frequently mistaken for fire breathing.

Beware, North America’s major cities. Mogwai is coming to your town! Under his mighty boot of bees, he shall crush your villages. He’ll also noodle around for eight minutes before getting really heavy for a few minutes. He’ll crush Vancouver! He’ll noodle Los Angeles! He’ll crush Philadelphia! He’ll noodle Montreal! Then the atomic breath to finish ‘em off! Mogwai wins, the city is saved! Or destroyed. Look, I don’t know what side Mogwai is on, he is made out of bees.

Mogwai dates:

05.29.12 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
05.30.12 - Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom
06.01.12 - San Francisco, CA - Regency Ballroom
06.02.12 - Los Angeles, CA - The Music Box
06.08.12 - Atlanta, GA - Center Stage
06.11.12 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
06.12.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
06.14.12 - New York City, NY - Webster Hall
06.15.12 - New York City, NY - Webster Hall
06.16.12 - Boston, MA - House of Blues
06.17.12 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis
06.18.12 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre
06.20.12 - Chicago, IL - Metro

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