Mr. Pibb: This shit ain’t fair, man.
Faygo: You’re telling me!
Mr. Pibb: We’ve been in this parking lot for years, selling cassettes from the back of my car to all the local kids, and now here comes big, bad Mountain Dew with his new singles-only download label, Green Label Sound.
Faygo: That motherfucker thinks he’s so tough!
Mr. Pibb: He thinks he’s going to take our business, with his hip-as-shit bands like The Cool Kids and Matt & Kim.
Faygo: Fuck that! Everyone knows Kris Kross cassingles from 1992 are the real deal; not this new stuff.
Mr. Pibb: True dat, Faygo. True dat.
