My Bloody Valentine to hemorrhage around the US for the first time in five years

My Bloody Valentine to hemorrhage around the US for the first time in five years
Wow, they still look so young!

Hmm.

You know something, Joe Davenport? Seeing as how this My Bloody Valentine band-thing has been INSISTING for like 30 years now that it “isn’t anything” or whatever; I don’t see why I should waste my time writing about it (let alone promoting some imaginary “US tour” that this nonexistent entity is — figuratively-speaking — “embarking upon” this summer).

So, fuck it.

You’re on your own, dude.

I’m going to use this space for something USEFUL instead: a complete walkthrough of me beating DuckTales for NES on the fucking “Difficult” setting.

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Fine, fine, FINE. Here’s the stupid tour dates all typed out. But seriously, THAT’S IT:

06.23.18 - London, UK - Robert Smith’s Meltdown @ Royal Festival Hall
06.30-07.07.18 - Roskilde, DE - Roskilde Festival
07.17.18 - Seattle, WA - Paramount
07.19.18 - Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
07.22.18 - Los Angeles, CA - FYF Fest
07.25.18 - St. Paul, MN - Palace Theatre
07.27.18 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theatre
07.30.18 - Philadelphia, PA - The Fillmore
08.01.18 - New York, NY -Hammerstein Ballroom
08.17.18 - Makuhari Messe, JP - Sonicmania


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