Ugly gunge fucker crawling the tracks of a tuck-point, howling. They amputate the little howler of a slime ball millipede as a punishment for crawling around like a little bat shit fucker instead of sitting still like a good boy. The punishment doesn’t work an inch. Having his stupid tittering legs sawed off just makes the howling fucker howl a great deal more. They start shocking the shit of him, wondering why he won’t obey the damn law or settle down or some shit.
Then some nervous sweaty fucking magician continues to pester every asshole dick-head at the tuck-pointing party by throwing out a gnawed deck of abused and ham-handed card, thinking he’s doing some sort of great magic trick just by throwing his balmy deck of bullshit cards all over the place. FTW card lands, mutt-eared, face up; the other cards are face down in that howling fucker’s graveyard of little legs.
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