There is a question often asked at the mac n’ cheese amusement park. How many colors of mac n’ cheese are out there? I hear there is a special color of mac n’ cheese for every special holiday. Most of the holidays, I’ve never heard of. Most of the colors, I couldn’t describe to you if I wanted to, because, when I rode the world’s longest mac n’ cheese slide, different colors of mac n’ cheese went a-splashing and a-bouncing everywhere, and, right off the bat, I was blinded in both eyes, with nothing left to do but enjoy the ride, to ride the “Messy Waves.” It took over - cosmic collage; splatter. Guess it must have been a long, confusing ride, because I did one of those movie-style wake-up-on-the-floor-in-the-middle-of-a-warehouse-with-no-mac-n’-cheese-in-sight. Had the whole thing been some sort of online advertising campaign? Somebody call Starburst.
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