“Let Me Go” (feat. Chad Kroeger)
Just in time for Halloween, here’s the spooky new clip for “Let Me Go,” Avril Lavigne’s duet with ramen-haired hubby Chad Kroeger. It’s not spooky in the sense that there are sk8r skeletons or vampires or anything, no. The real terror comes with the knowledge that the Nickelback frontman may have the ability to transform into elderly groundskeepers at will. Channeling the magical realism of Gabriel Garcia-Marquez, the gothic doubling of the Brontë sisters, and emerging at the 2:01 mark, the EXCITING NEW SONY™ XPERIA TABLET!!! Director Chris Sims turns Avril’s angsty ballad into a poignant contemplation on life, love, and magic. And of course, the Sony™ Xperia Tablet.
Look, if you’re still on the fence, just tune in around the 1:50 mark and tell me that Kroeger’s nu-metalmetamorphosis isn’t the most terrifying thing you’ve seen in your life.
Dear readers, I believe I owe you all an apology. I’m so ridiculously late to the party when it comes to Motor City rapper/producer Denmark Vessey, as in “every one of those links will direct you to an earlier video or EP of his”-late. That’s so shamefully late, maybe I should be the one wearing the paper bag over his head. Luckily, in a way, I am wearing a paper bag — the paper bag of internet anonymity!
Yes, my posts come with a laugh track now.
Anyway, I guess I’m really not TOO late, since Denmark’s debut solo album Cult Classic doesn’t drop until November 12. Pre-order that direct from Dirty Science Records, and while awaiting its arrival, check out the above new video, which is not actually taken from the album, but from a free project called Don’t Drink the Kool Aid, which Denmark released on October 11.
Ima keepz dis herrr post shawty buh swee-tea: Mattron’s SPILLS es bein’ REreleased (RE: his d’FUnK’d Bandcamp banger) on the baby-king label Bootleg Tapes, including “some extra tracks.” And they pimpin’ dat new j-card art swag in edition of 50, FOO!!
Buttt yuhh-ya. I kept it “shawty” ‘cause yung Mattron tape out probz right now!! CHECK AND BUY AND SEE IT (below):
It’s like sitting on your front steps smoking a cigarette and watching the light from the corner bedroom in the third floor apartment across the street go on and off again. What are they doing up there in the dark? Probably the same thing you are, but that sudden connection of soft light makes you wonder. It’s so sudden, covering the apartment in a faint golden hue — what parts of it you can see from your steps, anyway. It’s the stretches of brick between the window panes that you are listening for intently. And when they’re left open, the sound drips from the sill like melting icicles. I still can’t figure out where the subtle drum taps are coming from.
Euro to Dollar
- Contact Lens helped the world’s depth crisis between the Euro to Dollar.
- Contact Lens opened refuting eyes to the under-lord fabric manufacturers.
- Contact Lens peeled lids with the fiscal vice grip of fierce exchange rates.
- Contact Lens focused PRISM’s attention on insider trading within the U.S.
- Contact Lens looks at mothers with true human honor.
- Contact Lens’ gaze dawned upon me via sprinklings of Sugar C.
- Contact Lens blurred the righteous and dropped the rest to their knees.
- Contact Lens blinked and became post-person.
- Contact Lens saw beyond money and went completely digital.
- Contact Lens blood-shot the pain into psychedelia, maybe.
- Contact Lens’s new mixtape Euro to Dollar beholds all the answers and can be streamed below:
• Contact Lens: http://contactlens.bandcamp.com
“O Sweet Joe Pye”
Casimer is singing to the weeds, serenading a plea to take over his shoddy house. Hide it. Meanwhile, Casimir (separate musician, spelled with two i’s, but between both: four keen ears) is providing some groovy percussion, plucky bass in fuzzy bursts, provocative ambient bleeps, and busy-bee melodies flitting from his keyboard. The lyrics, sung in that lilting, near-falsetto wisp, are disarmingly somber, should you listen through the sunshine of those rich guitars and nifty double-tracked harmonies whimsically la-dah-dah-ing across the song’s setting (inspired, as it was, by the abandoned houses of Detroit). But the catharsis of Casimer&Casimir comes from those gritty guitars roaring in like exploding jet engines toward the bridge. Don’t let the baroque brass distract you; “O Sweet Joe Pye” is a happy song for killing demons.
Brille Records is releasing the single “O Sweet Joe Pye” by Casimer&Casimir on October 28 in vinyl and digital formats; have a listen to it below: