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You know about Andrew WK. And maybe, if you spend a lot of time on the internet, you know about bronies. What’s a bronie? It’s a… (let me pour myself a whiskey before I say this) youngish male who’s a fan of the My Little Pony cartoons, of the word “bro,” and of people who get way too into dressing up like a spandex nightmare horse. But hey, that’s a generalization, right? Not all dudes who like My Little Pony take it to a creepy level. Some just like pastel horsies and sharing and having a good time. And who’s a bigger expert on having a good time than Andrew WK?
So perhaps it’s only natural that Andrew WK will host a discussion panel called “In the Flesh: What Would Pinkie Pie Do?” at a pony convention in Strongsville, Ohio this September called Canterlot Gardens. From the Canterlot Gardens website: “Partying is enriching to everyone’s life - that’s what Pinkie Pie believes. On this side of the fourth wall, we are excited to announce Andrew W.K., the partiest pony of all! Holding the same ideals as the Ponyville party planner, he will be speaking at the Gardens on Friday, September 28th 2012. On that day we invite you to join us for a look into how to make your job as fun as your party, and your party as important as your job.”
“Live pony music” is also promised.
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