Beck plans new album for February 2014, fortunately you don’t have to get all your asshole friends together in order to hear this one

Beck plans new album for February 2014, fortunately you don't have to get all your asshole friends together in order to hear this one http://www.tinymixtapes.com/sites/default/files/1310/news-13-10-beck.jpg

I swear to god, put your goddamn kazoos away. Beck’s got a new album coming out in February of next year — it’s going to be called Morning Phase — and the guy sure as shit doesn’t need any of you jokers making “valuable contributions” on certified non-instruments like the kazoo or the guitar. Sure, sure, the guy may well have put out a “song book album” last year, and sure that maybe blew your mind like I’ll bet everything Dave Eggers puts his grubby paws on does, you McSweeney’s loving communist, but listen: Beck is a professional. He was throwing you a bone! If the fact that he tried to defriend you earlier this year did not make that totally clear, I would’ve thought you would’ve gotten something of a hint from the begrudging manner in which he brought together some actual, you know, musicians to play it back in July.

Okay, since I’m apparently the only around here that actually knows his place, I’m going to do what I was hired to do and not fuck everything up with my tuneless warbling. Like I said, the new album’s called Morning Phase. It’s his first full-length of totally new recordings since 2008’s pretty-okay-but-also-I-kind-of-forgot-about-it Modern Guilt (TMT Review). It’s been described as a companion piece to 2002’s Sea Change. No, I don’t know who did that describing. I do know it features a lot of the same musicians as Sea Change, e.g. Joey Waronker, Smokey Hormel, Roger Joseph Manning Jr., and Jason Falkner. They’re also accompanying him in the current iteration of his live show, for which I’ll post the dates below. I won’t post the tracklisting or the specific release date, because, to be totally honest, I’m kind of pissed at you right now (also it hasn’t been released yet). Because I’m already substantially less pissed, I’ll post “Gimme” below, which is from one-third of the slew of 12 inches that Beck has released over the last year.

Dates:

11.07.13 - Santiago, Chile - Planeta Terra Festival
11.09.13 - São Paulo, Brazil - Planeta Terra Festival
11.14.13 - Buenos Aires, Argentina - Planeta Terra Festival

• Beck: http://www.beck.com
• Capitol: http://www.capitolrecords.com

Gatekeeper allow a couple padlocks to sub in for a few hours so they can announce new EP Young Chronos

The last time these Chicagoan inspirers of mixed reactions released an EP, the subsequently well-received Giza beckoned the hype train even more than a specially designed locomotive meant to appear at times of increased conversation. Well, to be sure, there wasn’t so much hype, but doubtless was the positive effect on their name recognition, which, two years later (a.k.a. last year) led to the release of their debut full-length Exo (TMT Review), sponsored by Hippos in Tanks. Chalk it up to human subjectivity that I haven’t heard and don’t really hear a meaningful divergence in quality between the two releases. The rumored “cheese” of Giza, which inspired my hesitancy prior to listening, limits excessiveness (in my opinion) to the chorus on “Encarta,” while Giza’s much-heralded horror-tone is too subdued to mark an out-and-out contrast. That’s just a preliminary judgment, however.

And however! Postpone the ultimate judgement, because Gatekeeper have Young Chronos, their next EP, prepped for release on November 11. The relevant press release apparently went for complete alienation through its relentless use of words(?) like “corpoferric” and “paleo-psaltery,” so the track below will be perhaps your best preparation. Yeah, still not a fan of the operatic addition (as a general rule), but the duo’s shameless embrace of it and other possibly parodying qualities may turn out to have an endearing role.

Young Chronos, by the way, will be released in the form of an official Pirate Bay torrent, and through the use of 300 USB tokens on Lorenzo Senni’s Presto!? label. Hey, don’t ask me.

01. Sword of the Gathering Clouds of Heaven
02. Harvest
03. Flame of Displeasure
04. Imperatrix
05. The Soil has Soured
06. Hanseatic

• Gatekeeper: http://www.gatekeeper-online.com
• Presto!?: http://www.prestorecords.com

Neil Hamburger launches North American/Australian tour; each show guarantees $1 in comedy gold

Neil Hamburger isn’t just a Funnyman. He’s a kind man. A caring man. A generous man. One who brings laughs to his audience for a low, low (seriously low) price and gives lazy journalists all the dollar menu/hamburger/etc. jokes anyone with a computer and a strong desire to stop typing and just watch last week’s episode of Homeland could ever want. That’s right, America AND Australia! Neil Hamburger, $1 comedian, is launching a tour, and he’s coming to you!

And he’s bringing such comedic delights as reverse-aging blonde wunderkind Tim Heidecker, guy-with-too-many-names Major Entertainer Mike H, handsome olde-tyme traveling peddler of smooth-yet-probably-unsafe-and-not-clinically-effective medical remedies Dr. El Suavo, and the Texas-loving Alvarius B. And all with a guarantee of $1 belly laughs! Imagine! College kids, street people, and actual children can all afford that! Fair warning, though: be careful who you hit on at this event, it could be a six-year-old standing on another six-year-old’s shoulders.

Dates:

11.08.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s *
11.09.13 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom *
11.14.13 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Crepe Place #
11.15.13 - Sacramento, CA - Sacramento Comedy Spot #
11.24.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Satellite
12.01.13 - Melbourne, Australia - The Toff in Town $
12.06.13 - Sydney, Australia - Marrickville Bowling Club $
12.13.13 - Hobart, Australia - Brisbane Hotel $
12.15.13 - Melbourne, Australia - Northcote Social Club $
12.29.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Satellite
01.09.14 - Dallas, TX - Sons of Hermann Hall %
01.10.14 - Austin, TX - The North Door %
01.11.14 - Houston, TX - Walter’s %

* Tim Heidecker
# Major Entertainer Mike H
$ Dr. El Suavo
% Alvarius B.

• Neil Hamburger: http://www.americasfunnyman.com

[Photo: Chad Pelton]

Mastodon plan Live at Brixton, out December 10, which is pretty neat for those of us afraid of the outside

There’s this two-inch spot on my right forearm that’s super sensitive to being touched by other humans and it’s kept me from going to rock shows my whole life. Like, I’ve seen some soft stuff where you just kinda mill around and nod your head, but anything more aggressive keeps me at home, bundled up in a blanket, dreaming of a doctor willing to do under-the-table amputations. As you can imagine, I’ve often invited friends over to jostle the left side of my body in an effort to simulate the rough grasp of the mosh pit, and as you can further imagine, I’m pretty into live albums.

Keeping all that unnecessary personal information in mind, there’s probably not going to be a whole lot of space left in this post for me to quote the press release about how Mastodon are “really super duper good” and “you should listen to them, bucko” here, but I’ll summarize the basics. Live at Brixton was recorded on February 11 in 2012 at London’s O2 Academy. It was a sold-out show and it was a big ol’ highpoint for Mastodon’s tour supporting 2011’s The Hunter (TMT Review). In addition to the audio-only version of the concert’s 96-minute girth, a live video version directed by Ryan Mackfall will be available. It looks like the show is a digital-only release, and will be available from all the digital retailers you know (e.g. iTunes and Amazon), and probably many you don’t know (e.g. those ones that are in Russian that try to trick you into accidentally clicking ads for weird sex toys).

Anyway, back to me. Can you guess my plans for December 10? What if I told you that’s the the release date for this Mastodon live album? What if I also told you that I pretty regularly write the word “mastodon” in all caps on receipts instead of my signature, and that the one time I tried to take the subway in New York City left me screaming for weeks? You have guessed correctly! My friends are coming over, I’m going to numb my senses with alcohol, and we’re going to have the grandest time jostling approximately 50% of my body!

Live at Brixton tracklisting:

01. Dry Bone Valley
02. Black Tongue
03. Crystal Skull
04. I Am Ahab
05. Capillarian Crest
06.Colony of Birchmen
07. Megalodon
08. Thickening
09. Blasteroid
10. Sleeping Giant
11. Ghost of Karelia
12. All The Heavy Lifting
13. Spectrelight
14. Curl of the Burl
15. Bedazzled Fingernails
16. Circle of Cysquatch
17. Aqua Dementia
18. Crack The Skye
19. Where Strides The Behemoth
20. Iron Tusk
21. March of the Fireants
22. Blood and Thunder
23. Creature Lives

• Mastodon: http://www.mastodonrocks.com
• Warner Bros.: http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com

Mogwai keep making new albums and touring like the good stouthearted, stifflipped [Scottish] lads they are

Yup. It’s been almost 20 years now, but little old post-rockers Mogwai (you remember little old post-rockers Mogwai, don’t you?) are still out there bein’ little old post-rockin’ Mogwai. In fact, they’re touring this winter (behind a new album that I’m going to tell you more about in a few seconds). Isn’t that admirable? No? Well, I don’t care. To me it is.

Plus, either way, the fact is that this new album thing I was just talking about is actually their eighth studio album (which, yeah, means you’re old now). It’s titled Rave Tapes and will be raving its way over to you on CD, LP, and digital (the download kind) come this January 20 via Rock Action/Sub Pop! So… at least that’s something. Isn’t it? No?? Well, I don’t care. To me it is.

So, yeah. The thing’s got 10 tracks and follows up 2011’s Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will (TMT Review) and was produced “by the band with returning associate Paul Savage (Mogwai’s Young Team, Delgados, Arab Strap)”, and you can check out the first track, “Remurdered,” for absolutely zero dollars, cents, pounds, or pence simply by clicking the little icon down below right before the tour schedule! Isn’t that just the best, most convenient thing ever? No??? Well… naw, actually, this time I agree with you. I’m probably not really going to listen to it right now either. And fuck, I’m the one doing the write-up!!

Rave Tapes tracklisting:

01. Heard About You Last Night
02. Simon Ferocious
03. Remurdered
04. Hexon Bogon
05. Repelish
06. Master Card
07. Deesh
08. Blues Hour
09. No Medecine For Regret
10. The Lord Is Out Of Control

Tour dates:

11.28.13 - Cambridge, UK - Junction
12.01.13 - Camber Sands, UK - All Tomorrow’s Parties “End of Era”
01.22.14 - Newcastle, UK - Mill Volvo Tyne Theatre
01.24.14 - London, UK - Royal Festival Hall
01.25.14 - London, UK - Royal Festival Hall
01.27.14 - Manchester, UK - Bridgewater Hall
01.28.14 - Glasgow, UK - Royal Concert Hall
01.30.14 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
02.01.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
02.02.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
02.03.14 - Paris, France - Olympia
02.04.14 - Frankfurt, Germany - Batschkapp
02.05.14 - Munich, Germany - Backstage Werk
02.06.14 - Berlin, Germany - Temperdrome
03.23.14 - Gotherburgh, Sweden - Konserthuset
03.24.14 - Stockholm, Sweden - Cirkus
03.25.14 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Koncertsalen
03.26.14 - Hamburg, Germany - Grosse Freiheit
03.27.14 - Zurich, Germany - Volkshaus
03.29.14 - Nimes, Italy - Paloma
03.30.14 - Bologna, Italy - Estragon
03.31.14 - Milan, Italy - Alcatraz
04.01.14 - Karlsruhe, Germany - Substage
04.02.14 - Cologne, Germany - E-Werk
04.03.14 - Lille, France - Aeronef

• Mogwai: http://www.mogwai.co.uk
• Sub Pop: http://www.subpop.com
• Rock Action: http://www.rock-action.co.uk

Psychic Ills and Mazzy Star pop out of North-American-tour-shaped box, and though we were excited, we could totally tell what it was before unwrapping it

Tours, like the word “pillow,” start to seem weirder and weirder the longer you think about them. A band goes to a town and plays some music? Then they go to another city and they maybe hang out in a hotel or do some illegal drugs before playing more of the music they played in the last city in the new one? Then they just… keep doing it? And people cram into sweaty rooms to watch them do it? Honestly, you’d think that inventions like The Walkman, MP3s, and hot tubs with speakers in them would’ve rendered the practice obsolete. Somehow, though, it persists.

The latest groups to get peer pressured into participating in this barbaric practice are Psychic Ills and Mazzy Star. Starting in mid-November the bands will travel together for a short stint in places as far-flung as Minneapolis, Detroit, and Montreal! They’ll play songs! They’ll probably bond while hanging out backstage or during the long drives! They might even write a song or two about the experience! Overall, it promises to be a very tour-like affair, so if you’re into that sort of thing, I’d say you’re in for a treat. Since none of the dates are coming very close to my house, I’ll probably end up just watching the video for “See You There” from Psychic Ills’ latest album One Track Mind on the iPad embedded in my refrigerator, and bumping Mazzy Star’s Seasons of Your Day (TMT Review) through the miniature speakers that I attached to my cats.

Dates (all w/ both bands):

11.12.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Mill City Nights
11.13.13 - Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre
11.15.13 - Detroit, MI - Majestic Theatre
11.16.13 - Toronto, ON - Danforth Music Hall
11.17.13 - Montreal, QC - Club Soda
11.19.13 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club
11.20.13 - New York, NY - Terminal 5
11.22.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
11.23.13 - Silver Spring, MD - The Fillmore Silver Spring

• Psychic Ills: http://www.psychicills.com
• Mazzy Star: http://www.hopesandoval.com/music/mazzystar.shtml

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