Blood Music shrouds itself in metal mystery, releases records by ?????

Blood Music shrouds itself in metal mystery, releases records by ????? http://www.tinymixtapes.com/sites/default/files/1402/52fbaf87c6ba5dad8a0001fb.jpeg

Allow me to present a scenario: You like to collect vinyl records of the heavy-metal persuasion. You like your vinyl records to be thick and gorgeous and colored/splattered/haze’d. You like your vinyl limited and, if possible, to originate in a country outside of the United States. All of these requirements are perfectly logical, and will be fulfilled by Blood Music’s latest release, up for pre-order RIGHT NOW (one is a 2xLP, the other is a single LP).

The only problem, and I admit it’s a hum-diddily-inger, is that you, the consumer, can’t know the name of the album OR EVEN THE ARTIST RELEASING IT! That’s right, Blood Music are pulling the old dick-in-a-box trick, minus the part wherein you know that inside the box there’s a dick. Are they insane? No, they’re trying something new. You used to try new things; remember that jacket with the 8-ball sewn into the back? At this point I should also mention Blood Music has a prim, proper release up for pre-order today courtesy of the mighty (I assume they’re mighty; most of the bands BM issue are as much a mystery to me as the mystery release, which I love) Negură Bunget, so if mystery isn’t your thing, you have a place to deposit your money-spunk.

• Blood Music: http://www.blood-music.com

Ain’t no party like a Swans tour party because a Swans tour party is like six hours long and crushes you with soundwaves

“Did you hear about the Swans tour this spring?” Did I?! It’s a crazy coincidence you should ask me that because I was literally just running over here to let you know the specific dates (posted below). And you know what else? Jenny Hval, whose Innocence Is Kinky (TMT Review) was pretty popular around these parts last year, will join the band throughout the month of May. Neat! Tickets for all dates on are on sale today.

“Wait a minute, don’t Swans have like a new album or something coming out soon?” Well look at you, remembering music news and everything. You’re right by the way, it’s called To Be Kind, it’s out May 13, and sources that I definitely did not make up have referred to it as “even better than American Idiot.” It will be available as a triple vinyl album, a double CD, and a double CD deluxe edition including a live DVD. According to Michael Gira, there’s also a possibility of a “USB stick” release if he and his buddies can figure out how to make the darn things work. It’s a follow up to 2012’s monstrous The Seer (TMT Review) and it’s over two hours long.

“And, hang on, I think I’m getting visions of a solo Michael Gira tour in March?” Right again, you sexy genius, you. I’ll throw the dates below in case they don’t magically come to you by way of that steel-trap memory of yours.

Swans dates:

05.14.14 - Washington, DC - Black Cat Mainstage *
05.15.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer *
05.17.14 - Boston, MA - Royale Nightclub *
05.18.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom *
05.19.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg *
05.22.14 - Manchester, UK - Academy 2 *
05.23.14 - Newcastle, UK - Hoults Yard *
05.24.14 - Glasgow, UK - The Arches *
05.25.14 - Aberdeen, UK - The Lemon Tree *
05.27.14 - London, UK - Brixton Electric *
05.28.14 - Bristol, UK - Trinity Community Arts *
05.29.14 - Reading, UK - Sub89 *
05.31.14 - Birmingham, UK - Supersonic Festival *
06.01.14 - Leeds, UK - Cockpit
06.02.14 - Brighton, UK - Concorde 2

Michael Gira dates:

03.06.14 - Madrid, Spain - El Sol
03.07.14 - San Sebastian, Spain - Andia Kuxta
03.08.14 - Barcelona, Spain - Sala Apolo
03.10.14 - Paris, France - TBD
03.11.14 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - MC Theater
03.12.14 - London, UK - Church of St John at Hackney
03.14.14 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Hofteatret
03.15.14 - Oslo, Norway - Blå
03.16.14 - Oslo, Norway - Emanuel Vigeland Mausoleum Museum
03.18.14 - Warsaw, Poland - Pardon, To Tu
03.19.14 - Warsaw, Poland - Pardon, To Tu
03.21.14 - St. Petersburg, Russia - Dada
03.22.14 - Moscow, Russia - Teatr Club
03.24.14 - Odessa, Ukraine - Bernardazzi Wine Club
03.26.14 - Bucharest, Romania - Control Club
03.27.14 - Bologna, Italy - Locomotiv
03.28.14 - Milan, Italy - Teatro Dal Verme
03.29.14 - Berlin, Germany - Kantine @ Berghain

* Jenny Hval

• Swans: http://www.facebook.com/SwansOfficial
• Young God: http://www.younggodrecords.com

Dustin Wong is going on tour with Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks. In case you missed it the first time: Dustin Wong is going on tour with Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks

For the scant few who remained unconvinced of the benefits of seeing Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks on tour by Nobodaddy’s bravura news performance, I’m here to wink/nudge/flash my switchblade at you in an attempt to get you off that fence and head out to the show (JK, I don’t have a switchblade anymore, I’m just trying to impress all the PR people out there with my willingness to “go the distance”). You may have noticed a tiny little asterisk at the bottom of Nobodaddy’s post, and if you’re not super great at context clues you might have wondered to yourself, “What does that mean?” Context clues are hard, my friend. That’s why I’m here. Come with me to the second and third paragraphs where all shall be revealed.

If you look extra-close at the bottom of Nobodaddy’s post you’ll notice that there are actually several asterisks. Many of them are right next to particular dates, sure, but if you look close enough you’ll see that one of them is right next to the words “Dustin Wong.” As you may know, the words “Dustin Wong” are actually the name of a human guitar player who just last year released two whole albums of acrobatically looping guitar performances, Meditation of Ecstatic Energy (TMT Review), a solo album, and Toropical Circle (TMT Review) with Takako Minekawa.

As I hope you will have discerned by now, Nobodaddy’s use of the asterisks was no mere accident. Indeed, it was meant to indicate that Dustin Wong would be joining Avey Tare’s group on tour. Below you will note I have used the $ sign to indicate something similar vis-à-vis Wong and Tare’s relationship. I have chosen the $ in this instance because of my great affinity for money.

Dates:

04.17.14 - Madison, WI - Majestic Theatre $
04.18.14 - Ann Arbor, MI - Blind Pig $
04.19.14 - Toronto, ON - Lee’s Palace $
04.21.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom $
04.22.14 - Allston, MA - Brighton Music Hall $
04.24.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s $
04.25.14 - Washington, DC - U Street Music Hall $
04.28.14 - Columbus, OH - Ace of Cups $
04.29.14 - Nashville, TN - Exit/In $
04.30.14 - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade $
05.02.14 - New Orleans, LA - Parish at House of Blues $

$ Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks

• Dustin Wong: http://soundcloud.com/dustin-wong
• Slasher Flicks: http://www.entertheslasherhouse.com
• Thrill Jockey: http://www.thrilljockey.com

Fatima Al Qadiri announces debut full-length on Hyperdub, invites you to “like” any pages devoted to guns and explosions on Facebook

INCOMING, MOTHERFUCKERS! Information is scant on this at this moment, but Hyperdub has let us know shock-and-awe grime specialist Fatima Al Qadiri (whose last EP Desert Strike was pretty cool by all us violence-lovers here at TMT) has announced that she’ll be releasing her debut album on the Hyperdub label. The thing is set for release on May 5 and is entitled Asiatisch.

Since I’m a busy and willful American, I don’t know what that word means and can’t be bothered to look it up. But it sounds sorta German and Asian at the same time, so that’s probably how the album will sound, right? I hope that’s not too weird, though. Like I kinda said earlier, I’m a huge fan of violence and all, but I don’t like music that’s too weird. You know?

Here’s a vid for last year’s “Ghost Raid” while we’re waiting:

• Fatima Al Qadiri: http://fatimaalqadiri.com
• Hyperdub: http://www.hyperdub.net

Radiohead release an app called PolyFauna, I write it up ASAP

Sort of like those SETI weirdos who hole-up in dingy observatories reeking of old Chinese food and burnt Sanka coffee, every music web site out there worth its clean, white layout and sans-serif fonts has on its staff at least one lowly, greasy, long-fingernailed employee whose sole job it is to keep hitting the refresh button on the Radiohead website every 15 seconds. (Yup, that’s me. Hello there, nice to meet you.) Usually, there’s nothing much to report at the end of each 16-hour shift, unless I’ve broken my previous record for how many boogers I’ve eaten while no one was looking, but every once in a while… PAY DIRT! Ladies and gentlemen, today is one of those days. Behold, from Dead Air Space:

We have made an app called PolyFauna.

PolyFauna is an experimental collaboration between us (Radiohead) & Universal Everything, born out of The King of Limbs sessions and using the imagery and the sounds from the song Bloom.

It comes from an interest in early computer life-experiments and the imagined creatures of our subconscious.

Your screen is the window into an evolving world.
Move around to look around.
You can follow the red dot.
You can wear headphones.

OH. MY. GOD. RIGHT??? I damn near fell out of my ergonomic chair from the backward momentum created by the sheer force with which I spit out my Fruit Loops!

But wait, it gets EVEN BETTER. Down below all of that, there are links to download the app for iOS and Android! And THEN… most beautifully of all, the whole post is signed: “Thom.”

Thom! With an H! That’s him alright. Ohhh readers, I can’t even tell you… how goddamn sexually potent I feel right now.

• Radiohead: http://www.radiohead.com
• Universal Everything: http://www.universaleverything.com
• PolyFauna: http://radiohead.com/deadairspace/140211/PolyFauna

What’s a Coachella? Desert Daze Festival to feature Liars, Blonde Redhead, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and more

If sweating under the piercing desert sun with no shade in sight, extremely overpriced beers, and the entire Hipster-American population of L.A. doesn’t seem like a good time to you, well, Desert Daze is back to save you from the Coachella blues. These people have a MUSIC FESTIVAL in the DESERT with ACTUALLY GOOD BANDS and it is LITERALLY IN AN OASIS. (Well, I don’t know what the exact scientific definition of an oasis is, but it’s got a lake with trees, and it looks like HEAVEN.) This one-night boutique of music is turning 3 on April 26 (the weekend after the Big Festival) this year.

This year you got Blonde Redhead, The Raveonettes, Liars, Autolux, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Vincent Gallo, Diiv, The Allah-las, Night Beats, Cosmonauts, Disappears, Deap Vally, Mystic Braves, Kiev, Mr. Elevator and the Brain Hotel, Terakaft, Corners, Froth, Fever the Ghost, Kiki Pau, Al Lover, Kikagaku Moyo, Habits, Liphemra, Church of Sun, Supertall Paul’s Jive Joint, Young Old Man, and my personal favorite band name, LA Witch. The festival takes place at Sunset Ranch in Mecca, CA. More info is available online.

• Desert Daze: http://desertdaze.org

  

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