Bruce Springsteen Rallies Again For the Little Guy

In keeping with the Boss' image as the working class hero, Bruce Springsteen & the E-Street Band will gear up to release a new greatest hits album to be distributed exclusively by independent record stores throughout the country. This move aims to help out small business and to keep money from the purchases Greatest Hits in the... hang on, what? Oh, I might have misread that. Let me grab that press release again... brb.

Okay, back. So, turns out I was dead fucking wrong. Bruce Springsteen is releasing Greatest Hits on January 13 exclusively through Wal-Mart. Silly me.

The compilation features 12 big ol' songs about rising up from oppression and what you should do around his engines, including "Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)," "Born To Run," "Dancer In The Dark," "Born In The U.S.A," "The Rising," and "Radio Nowhere." The release next week coincides with the E-Street Band's performance during Super Bowl XLIII's halftime show on February 1.

I won't say that I'm not a little disappointed that Bruce is making me go to Wal-Mart to grip the new joint. Be it as it may. At least we still have a voice that speaks for us, like Rage Against the Machine, who rage against the machine by shunning major labels and refusing to play the AT&T stage at Lollapalooza... oh, wait.

Like a Hard-Livin’, Homicide-Obsessed Phoenix, Murder City Devils Return for a String of Totally Rockin’ Tourdates

This is kind of a big deal. We may not have a bitchin' economy right now, or the ability to pay off our student loans in a timely and affordable fashion, or even -- for some of us -- a job. But like how some people will always have Paris, we'll always have rock ‘n’ roll. And the band that begat modern-day punk stalwarts Pretty Girls Make Graves and Big Business is getting ready to kick it up a notch.

After breaking up in 2001 and leaving the punk rock world with a gaping nautical star-shaped hole in its heart, the sailor-obsessed, organ-lovin' Seattle garage rockers Murder City Devils have returned at last, for a series of very special, very-geographically limited touring engagements. Well, it's not that limited, if you live on the West Coast, that is, since they're cutting a pretty wide swath from Canada to Cali.

Since their final Halloween show so many years ago, the band has played a few notable shows within the past couple years, including 2006's Capitol Hill Block Party and 2007's Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin, TX. But this time around, we are talking multiple dates, multiple cities, multiple opportunities for sweaty, drunk fun. As a special addition to the tour, Sub Pop will be reissuing all of the band's full-length albums plus the Thelema EP on February 17, 2009. Right in time for everybody's favorite holiday!!!
02.11.09 - Seattle, WA - Showbox
02.12.09 - Seattle, WA - Showbox
02.13.09 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
02.14.09 - Portland, OR - Roseland Theater
02.15.09 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
02.16.09 - Pomona, CA - Glass House
02.17.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Henry Fonda Theater

Open Your Eyes Records Teams With Torrent Site What.cd; Pigs Seen Flying Over RIAA Headquarters

In perhaps the most unlikely music pairing in, well, maybe the history of the music industry, Open Your Eyes Records has teamed up with What.cd, the website that brings you tons of lovely albums with quality standards via torrent (for “free”). Along with Waffles.fm, What.cd is responsible for filling the gigantic shoes of former music site OiNK. Despite the claims of industries that try to eliminate music piracy, these sites will not die, and obviously some people in the industry are starting to embrace these underground power sites with open arms.

According to What.cd (which you won’t be able to see unless you are one of the lucky elite invited to this site):

Open Your Eyes Records and What.cd are collaborating to revolutionize the industry landscape by making it clear that P2P technology and record labels can work hand-in-hand to accomplish their ultimate goals: getting artists heard and growing their fan base.

So, although Open Your Eyes Records are only responsible for one artist at the moment, it would seem that some record labels are indeed embracing file-sharing, though it seems pretty unlikely we will be getting a glowing press release from the RIAA anytime soon showing their enthusiasm for this partnership. Cheers to 2009 kicking off with a partnership in the industry that is truly embracing change! Now let’s see how "this one" can do.

Human Highway Announce Tourdates, Discover That Nick Thorburn Suffers From Dystychiphobia

My New Year’s resolution for 2009 was to stop inventing fictional anecdotes for my news stories, so that artists like Chad VanGaalen will stop sending me threatening emails because I may have compared him to Zac Efron in this story last year. Therefore, you can rest assured, members of Human Highway, that the following is 100% true: Dystychiphobia is the fear of car accidents, which is unfortunate for Nick Thorburn of Human Highway since he’s about to be stuck in a van for a good two weeks in March!

Damnit, first news story of ’09 and I’m already back to my old ways! Sorry, Nick -- but hey, it’s better than being compared to an orange-faced teen idol, right?
03.13.09 - Toronto, Ontario - The Legendary Horseshoe Tavern
03.14.09 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle &
03.15.09 - Kansas City, MO - The Record Bar &
03.16.09 - Norman, OK - Opolis Productions $
03.17.09 - Denton, TX - Hailey's $
03.18.09 - Austin, TX - TBA (SWSW)
03.19.09 - Austin, TX - TBA (SWSW)
03.20.09 - Austin, TX - TBA (SWSW)
03.21.09 - Birmingham, AL - The Bottletree &
03.22.09 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506 &
03.23.09 - Washington, DC - Black Cat &
03.24.09 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church &
03.25.09 - New York, NY - Le Poisson Rouge &

& Cotton Jones, The Magic

$ The Magic, Efterklang, and Peter Broderick

Michael Jackson Gives Back Beatles Catalog… WHEN HE DIES!

Former friends Sir Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson may have reconciliation in their collective futures. Jackson, who just recently started complaining of “dying” from a rare genetic lung disease, has begun to put his affairs in order before ascending to the heavenly throne of King of Pop. Now 50 and possibly wheelchair-bound, Jackson has drafted a new will with a specific clause stating that, should Jackson die, McCartney would regain control of his share of the Beatles catalog.

Jackson famously outbid McCartney with £350 million for the publishing rights to the entirety of the Lennon-McCartney songbook in 1985, which of course also marked the end of their brotherly goodwill and creative partnership. But Jackson is making it quite clear that he wishes to bury the axe, and an insider close to the pop star had this to say:

Michael is worried about his health so decided it was time to look at his finances. Most of his estate has been divided up between his three children. But Michael told his lawyers he was sad he no longer talks to Sir Paul and said he wanted to make things right.

Let’s hope this works out, because then they might write a sequel to the “Girl is Mine” song. I’ve always wondered who got to do the dirty deed with the lady at the end of the night.

Titus Andronicus Tour with Los Campesinos! I Second That Emotion!

Ah, the old heart-on-sleeve approach. Sometimes, nothing beats it. It worked for the Boss, it worked for U2, hell, it even worked for Jimmy Eat World in the ’90s. And now, as ever, the mantle has been passed to a new generation of “oh my god, this is what I’m feeling right now, just deal with it!” troubadours. And topping that list? The manic-depressive wunderkids of Titus Andronicus and Los Campesinos! And here in 2009, you can “just deal” with the fact that these hormone-high boys and girls will be teaming up to do a tour together!

That’s right, on the veritable eve of the re-mastered re-release of Titus Andronicus’s raucous The Airing of Grievances (due physically on [XL
Recordings->http://www.xlrecordings.com] on January 20), Titus Andronicus and Los Campesinos! will be striking out for a U.S. jaunt that will surely make you feel both incredibly excited and incurably depressed and angry, all within the span of a couple of hours. But you know who’s really going to be depressed? The poor guys who have to put “Titus Andronicus / Los Campesinos!” on all those marquees this winter. What a mouthful. And, do those plastic letter sets even come with punctuation marks, anyway?

Titus! Andronicus! Los! Campesinos! Ahhhh!
01.15.09 - Baltimore, MD - Ottobar
01.16.09 - Carrboro, NC - Cat’s Cradle
01.17.09 - Atlanta, GA - The Earl
01.19.09 - Jacksonville, FL Jack Rabbits
01.21.09 - Tallahassee, FL - Club Downunder
01.24.09 - Nashville, TN - Exit-In
01.25.09 - Memphis, TN - Hi Tone
01.27.09 - New Orleans, LA - One Eyed Jack’s
01.29.09 - Houston, TX - Walter’s on
01.30.09 - Austin, TX - The Parish
01.31.09 - Dallas, TX - Club Dada
02.03.09 - Lawrence, KS - The Bottleneck
02.03.09 - Lawrence, KS - The Bottleneck
02.04.09 - St. Louis, MO - The Gargoyle
02.06.09 - Madison, WI - Der Rathskeller
02.07.09 - Chicago, IL - Logan Square Auditorium
02.10.09 - Grand Rapids, MI - Calvin College Ladies Literary Club
02.11.09 - Columbus, OH - Wexner Center for the Arts
02.12.09 - Swarthmore, PA - Swarthmore College Olde Club
02.13.09 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club
02.14.09 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
02.15.09 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom

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