Corin Tucker announces new record Kill My Blues, stars in sketch comedy program Tucsonia, whoops, that last bit was from my dream journal

Corin Tucker announces new record Kill My Blues, stars in sketch comedy program Tucsonia, whoops, that last bit was from my dream journal

Guys, I had the strangest dream last night. I’m standing in a field of infinite light and also infinite grain. Suddenly, I feel a tapping on my shoulder. I turn around just as suddenly and who do I see but Corin Tucker of Sleater-Kinney fame. As I begin to speak, she puts her whole hand (which is crazy gigantic in my dream) around my head. While her giant, guitar-wrecking hand is slowly crushing my skull, she tells me that she has a new television show. Emboldened by Carrie Brownstein’s success with Portlandia, she has created her own sketch comedy program with Andy Samberg. It’s called Tucsonia and it’s coming to AMC this fall. Then she crushes my skull. Then I wake up, but I’m in my childhood bedroom and I’m wearing a tuxedo. Then I wake up and I’m in my actual bedroom.

It was all a beautiful dream. Corin Tucker releasing a new full-length record, however, is absolutely not a dream. Pitchfork reports that Kill Rock Stars will be putting out Tucker’s new record Kill My Blues on September 18. Word has it that the record will find her “returning to her riot grrrl sonic roots” which [EDITORIALIZING] SOUNDS AWESOME [END OF MY EDITORIALIZING]. All that riot grrrl revitalizing was written with the help of her band, the likes of which include Sara Lund of Unwound, Mike Clark of Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, and Seth Lorinczi of Golden Bears. They’re a band so tight, they’ll even go on tour this September. Because that’s what they’re doing. They’re going on tour. This September.

Kill My Blues tracklist:

01. Groundhog Day
02. Kill My Blues
03. Neskowin
04. I Don’t Wanna Go
05. Constance
06. No Bad News Tonight
07. Summer Jams
08. None Like You
09. Joey
10. Outgoing Message
11. Blood, Bones and Sand
12. Tiptoe

Corin Tucker dates:

09.14-15.12 - Chicago, IL - Hideout Block Party
09.18.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s
09.21.12 - Atlanta, GA - The EARL
09.22.12 - Birmingham, AL - The Bottletree
09.23.12 - Pensacola, FL - DeLuna Fest
09.25.12 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506
09.26.12 - Washington, DC - Black Cat Backstage
09.27.12 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge
09.28.12 - Cambridge, MA - TT the Bear’s
09.29.12 - Brooklyn, NY - The Bell House

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The Helio Sequence release new album September 11 on Sub Pop to support purchase of third yacht

If you know anything about the glittery, dark world of Indie Rock (you don’t) then you know that Blammy (a bloated Grammy) winning and over-hyped rock duo The Helio Sequence care about one thing and one thing only — MAKIN’ DA GREEN!

Their first album in four years, Negotiations, will be released September 11 on Sub Pop (as mentioned previously in headline). I don’t know about you, but when I read that last line all I see is, “Cha-Ching!” Yep, The Sequence are releasing their album on one of the hottest record release dates of the year with the biggest cash cow label in history. These guys are so rich they’re going to be wearing suits made out of $20 bills. Hilarious!

So you better start saving your cash and buy like three or four records for all of your family members, because these guys need a third yacht… badly! Just to pretend they’re not the billionaires they really are, The Helio Sequence also put together a promo video with the two members walking around in nature without the Segway they normally use to get around in. Rich!

Negotiations tracklist:

01. One More Time
02. October
03. Downward Spiral
04. The Measure
05. Hall of Mirrors
06. Harvester of Souls
07. Open Letter
08. When the Shadow Falls
09. Silence on Silence
10. December
11. Negotiations

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• Sub Pop:

Prurient to perform for the first time in like a year or something!

Almost an entire year has passed since Dominick Fernow last performed a brutal onslaught of noise under his moniker Prurient. And now, Fernow is back! Perhaps it has something to do with Venus leaving retrograde, or Jupiter entering Gemini. I don’t fucking know. But a new performance is happening regardless of how the planets are aligned.

Rumor has it that this noisy little ditty will be “Oxidation-styled pure electronic noise,” and it’s all going down at Saint Vitus in Brooklyn on July 21. Tickets can be purchased here, and you can read about Fernow’s new label Bed of Nails here.

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Stars to release sixth album The North and meander down memory lane

Remember being sixteen? Remember learning to drive and getting your license and driving to the mall by yourself? Remember reading The Great Gatsby for the first time? Remember really liking Bright Eyes and The Shins and Death Cab for Cutie and Stars?

Imagine for a second that you’re still sixteen — would you have freaked out last week when you heard Ben Gibbard’s cover of “Set Yourself on Fire,” the title track from Stars’ 2005 album? Would you be freaking out over SPIN’s premiere of “Theory of Relativity,” the first track off Stars upcoming album, The North, which will see a September 4 release on ATO? Would the synths confuse you? Would you be wishing for the orchestral grandeur of “Your Ex-Lover Is Dead,” which you used to love playing over and over and over again? Would you download it anyway?

The North tracklist:

01. The Theory of Relativity
02. Backlines
03. The North
04. Hold On When You Get Love and Let Go When You Give It
05. Through the Mines
06. Do You Want to Die Together?
07. Lights Changing Colour
08. The Loose Ends Will Make Knots
09. A Song Is a Weapon
10. Progress
11. The 400
12. Walls

• Stars:
• ATO:

Dinosaur Jr. announce new LP (SPOILER ALERT: J Mascis plays guitar on it)

Ever since the original Dinosaur Jr. trio of J Mascis, Lou Barlow, and Murph reformed back in 2005, it’s been kind of like they never left. Unlike those lazy, good-for-nothing Pixies, they’ve put out several new records, toured them accordingly, and kept having hair (mostly). And let’s face it. Having hair is kinda where it’s at. Ludwig van Beethoven did just fine writing all that Coldplay-style piano music without hearing, but do you think people would have let him get away with that MOR “Ode to Joy” bullshit in his 9th if he didn’t have such a sick swatch of J Mascis-like hair puking out of his follicles??? No, sir. Gotta have hair to make it in this business. Hair and new records. And Dinosaur Jr. be havin’ both.

I Bet on Sky (the third new Dinosaur Jr. album since their reunion and 10th overall, btw) is officially hitting all retailers real and imagined on September 18 via Jagjaguwar. And while there’s no chance of its artwork being as cool as Farm’s was, fans can at least rest assured that, according to their press release, “the trio has taken everything they’ve learned from the various projects they tackled over the years, and poured it directly into their current mix.” In other words, J Mascis does, in fact, play guitar on it. Oh, and one more thing: like the good lads that they are, they’re touring North America around the time of its release. So you can see all that glorious, believable, marketable, and reassuring hair in person.

I Bet on Sky tracklisting:

01. Don’t Pretend You Didn’t Know
02. Watch the Corners
03. Almost Fare
04. Stick a Toe In
05. Rude
06. I Know It Oh So Well
07. Pierce the Morning Rain
08. What Was That
09. Recognition
10. See It on Your Side


06.22.12 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean
06.23.12 - Chicago, IL - Green Music Festival
07.06.12 - Des Moines, IA - 80.35 Music Festival
08.25.12 - St. Louis, MO - LouFest 2012
09.24.12 - Toronto, ON - Lee’s Palace
09.25.12 - Toronto, ON - Lee’s Palace
09.26.12 - Toronto, ON - Lee’s Palace
09.27.12 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrew’s Hall
09.28.12 - Cincinnati, OH - MidPoint Music Festival
09.29.12 - Champaign, IL - Pygmalion Festival
10.01.12 - Nashville, TN - Mercy Lounge
10.02.12 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
10.03.12 - New Orleans, LA - Tipitina’s
10.04.12 - Austin, TX - Mohawk
10.05.12 - Houston, TX - Fitzgerald’s
10.06.12 - Dallas, TX - The Prophet Bar
10.08.12 - Flagstaff, AZ - Orpheum Theater
10.09.12 - Santa Ana, CA - The Observatory
10.10.12 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore
10.11.12 - Eugene, OR, WOW Hall
10.12.12 - Seattle, WA - Neptune Theatre
10.14.12 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge
10.15.12 - Denver, CO - Bluebird Theater
10.17.12 - Omaha, NE - The Waiting Room
10.18.12 - Minneapolis, MN - Cabooze
10.19.12 - Madison, WI - Majestic Theatre
10.20.12 - Grand Rapids, MI - The Orbit Room
10.22.12 - Bloomington, IN - The Bluebird
10.23.12 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom
10.24.12 - Millvale, PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre
10.25.12 - Washington, DC - Black Cat
10.26.12 - Charlottesville, VA - Jefferson Theater
10.27.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer

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RIP: Pete Hayes of Echo Lake

From Echo Lake:

We are so sad to say that our close friend and brilliant drummer Peter Hayes passed away on Thursday morning at the age of 25.

I can’t believe I’m actually typing these words, we’re all completely devastated and shocked.

If you knew Pete, then you’ll know what an amazing person he was. If you didn’t know Pete then all I can say is that he was a total one off. Always caring, always giving, always straight up and always with such a positive outlook on life. That was the thing with Pete, he just got on with it. Even in his last few weeks he would be sitting up in his hospital bed smiling and having a laugh with me.

It was this outlook on life that made me perhaps take advantage of our time spent together. This situation never seemed possible because he never ever stopped being positive and joyful. He never moaned, or acted ill and was an incredibly hard worker. It’s a really rare thing to find all of these qualities in someone and he deserved more time to live his life to the full, which he always did.

If you ever saw us play live then you’ll know what a great drummer he was. I’ve been in 4 different bands over the past 10 years and while the line ups changed around us, me and Pete were always playing together. It was such a privilege to play music with him. […]

• Echo Lake:
• Just Giving (In Memory of Peter Hayes):